This is a CAPITAL LIE! I LIVE IN OGUN STATE AND I AM GOING TO SHOW YOU THE "ACLAIMED" SANGO IJOKO ROAD THAT BUHARI IS GOING TO COMMISSION. THE ROAD IS in JUST ABOUT 2% COMPLETION.... How can they commission a 'road that was abandoned in a state of damage all through last year... Constitution has just started in less than a month. Let us be truthful abeg... Except there is a miracle overnight, this road will take some time before it gets finished. Although work is on going...

Im like.

This is me.

OPEN LETTER TO LASSA FEVER
O YE Lassa,
First of all, ur fada!
Now, when Bird flu came,
we were told to forsake chicken, we reluctantly obeyed.
When Sister Ebola came, we were told to forsake
bush meat, we obeyed. And now u, u jst came & without
the fear of God in u, u said we shld forsake garri...Garri
ke? Iyalaya lassa!
Do u know how helpful Garri is to Nigerians especially
Nigerian students? Honestly, if Nigerians student swear
for u, ur tenure no go last reach anoda 1 week. Nonsense!

#boysarenotsmiling

Just last month, December 2015, I followed my wooman to Gt bank to get her new ATM cos the Last one expired... But to my surprise she showed me a message just now that she has to come and renew her atm... I was surprised not until i saw it.. . I just laughed. Im sharing this cos I know some Nigerians might have been scammed through this.
Nigerians Beware.

Picture 1 is the number that sent the message

Alikote:
the pastor it just lying as usual ,what he did was he understand the psychology of the mind it called mind games .some scenarios can only happen in Africa example possibility of been poisoned by a bitter girl friend or imaginary charm place on our food this believes is further compounded by nolly wood film that shape out thinking process so if am a pastor in Nigeria I can easily say that a vision from god about been poison or charm to a congregations the probability that they agree to my fear communication is high becos of our thinking process . so the girlfriend was just reacting to ur changes in eating her food noting more....u lost ur job is as a result of poor performance by the Nigeria economy not witches as pastor want u to think or u got a new job is the economy performing

Your Arguments are interesting buh next time you write, Observe and impute punctuations in your writing. Did you not learn that in Secondary school?

End time response!

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You coward! How dare you allow an unbeliever to threaten you.. .. I believe you are an unbeliever yourself.... Cos if not, a one night prayer is enough to remove him from that office for life. Take spiritual charge and Raise up to him physically that he should leave you alone and let you do your job in Peace or else!.. .. But before you do that, you must have taken charge spiritually. Don't leave ur job o.

Soreza:
u blind?

No i no blind buh you are. Because you have not even pointed out Olamide on that list. The person you are seeing their is ShinkoEkun. Lajue oga.

Soreza:
SO OLAMIDE NA ONDO HE CON DAY FORM LAGOS BOY,LOL

Wey u see Olamide on d list?

For real?

Meanwhile

Ds op no get sence o... What is a bsc holder? I bet you don't even have a first class, you are here claiming bsc holder... What does it profit a bsc holder to sit at home doing nothing and asking if its okay to be a pump attendant? Ur question is too foolish. Why don't you just sit at home and keep being a mums pet. Mtchew

Why do you even need people to encourage you before you have to decide to get a job! Common! No time to waste man!

In crazy clowns voice ➿

Crazyclown: Ade do you know you look like techno?
Ade: smiles, thanks papa, let me ask my friends om nairaland
Crazeclown: Gets angry and slaps him!!! Why will you ask your friends on nairaland? Are you saying im. Lying?
Ade: No papa but
Crazyclown: slap him again.... But what
Ade: Buy my friends always say i look like Thuraya....
Mtcheew! Tecno ko, Motorola ni! Ypu should be slapped.

Okay!

Meanwhile,....

Meanwhile,

Meanwhile

Its not a big deal na. Is that not a canvas or on his leg?

Bunch of kids with extremely low self esteem. Mtcheew

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Hello Nairalanders, I love to get married by March this year aside from the bride and money I have saved, i don't know where to start planning from... NB: I don't want the service of a paid event planner. So just give me simple steps from planning to that Saturday. Thanks.

I just got this. This is great news considering how our nation paid a great part in fighting it. We honour those whose lives was lost due to this disease. Peace and Love!
Cc
Lalasticlala seun

A friend went to get akara this morning and this is what she got.

Yet another

Another

I saw this and i don't know what to say. Who baked it? For what purpose and for who?

Lalasticlala