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What is a car?

Thats is not a car, that is just a piece of metal with an engine inside... Besides you could have entered BRT.

Instead of you to politely ask her, you are here asking us.
1. Is it your phone?
2. What is your business there?
3. Salvation is personal. So just because u see wizkids songs and falilaketan doesn't mean she is an unbeliever or has fallen in faith.
4. Salvation is a personal race.. So if u fall, u fall On Your Own.
5. Better usr ur head and go and ask her if u feel its wrong!

Back to back.

Where did you put wizkid and Davidos album?

PainInTheAss:
oh sorry! Its like you married a pig.. don't let her sleep on her back.. Her side would be better.

How dare you foool compare another man's wife to a pig? You a nothing but a senseless animal.... A senseless pig... You are also a big black poo that im flushing inside my toilet right now. .. Unless you apologies to that man, you remain an Oloshibomo ale jatijati.... useless donkey. I'm so pissed by your comment.

So he should not sit down again abi

Andres Moreno who weight 444.5kg, achieved the record of the world Fattest man in the world before His death. May he rest in Peace.


CC @lalasticlala

http://www.forthegist.com/2015/12/worlds-fattest-man-andres-moreno-dies-aged-38.html

20bc:
[color=teal] Wow, really informative, I hope one day we will also know the people who's hand always appear at the start of a Nokia phone.[/color]

You are crazy bro... Hahahahahahaha hehehehhe.. This got me cracking. Rotfl...

You Forgot Jumabee and Twins Affairs

A concerned follower got an end time response from our former minister and The Bring Back Our Girls Campaign Initiator...

https://twitter.com/obyezeks/status/677449224175427584

Cc Lalasticlala cc lalasticlala cc seun Please i will be glad if this story makes front page so that We Nairalanders can review it....


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In the last 1 hour, I have cried more than I have in ages.

My baby brother and I were/are on our way to Redemption Camp for the Holy Ghost Congress when we encountered a bit of traffic on the 3rd Mainland Bridge.
I thought it strange considering the time but hey...

We then happened upon a man who we thought was dead in the middle of the road but as our car drove by, I noticed he was still breathing. We stopped immediately. Another vehicle stopped too.

There was no question about lifting the guy because we would have ended up in prison and charged with hit and run.

My brother trekked on Third Mainland Bridge to try to find an ambulance while myself and the other guy that stopped called the contact numbers of the police.

At this time, I was directing the traffic on 3rd Mainland Bridge away from the body of the guy in the middle of the road till he was moved to the pavement.

4 Military men passed on "Okadas" and said "Eeeyah" and moved on.

The police passed by with sirens and shook their heads. They didn't stop.

A LASTMA official on a bike stopped. He didn't have a vehicle so he called his bosses who told him "they" were not coming.

I was stunned.

Then came a policeman with the new vehicles given by Ambode and he called his bosses who instructed him not to carry the guy in the "new" car. It wasn't to be stained with blood.

I broke down in tears at this point.

The reality was that the new police car was worth more than the Nigerian life.

This was my Nigeria. This was my Lagos.

We eventually stopped the ambulance of the Gbagada General Hospital and the driver agreed to carry the man, ONLY if the police escorted him.

So I understand the following

1. I cannot help a citizen who is injured because I will end up in prison first while they determine that I am not responsible.

2. The Uniform is a joke in Nigeria. It has no respect for the Nigerian life if you do not have money.

3. The new vehicles are better than the Nigerian life. Don't have an accident near one.

4. I need to relocate to New Zealand.

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As of right now, 10/12/2015 at 1.15pm, I was informed that Governor Akinwunmi Ambode had directed that the matter be investigated and the General Hospital to attend to all the medical needs of the victim. Yes the victim is still alive.

This is the story. Please what has been done about this? Cc lalasticlala lalasticlala

Khd95:
If u qo school-cultism

if u go bank-armed robbers

if u enter car-traffic robbers

if u go out at all-kidnappers

if you go to mosque/church-boko haram

if u travel by air-plain crash

if u travel by road-fatal road accident

if u stay at home-hunger


wetin pesin go come do lai dis nau

Lord,watch over us biko

I don't know what to say to you... I think you should just try going to heaven... Don't ask me how...

[quote author=Bollinger post=40975500]I believe in a higher power. specifically Jehovah. I have no choice. I am only human. We are all wired to believe in things greater than us e.g the nature spirit by the Indians, the Greek gods, budha, "the force" in star wars grin (can't wait for december 18th) etc. Now, since i believe in Jehovah, i will make use of the greatest gift he gave me when he created me. FREE WILL. The ability to make my own decisions and choices, with the use of full or partial knowledge. Come on people. Use your heads. It is obvious that a lot of the pages in the Bible are either missing or incomplete. For example, In the book of Genesis, God created Adam and Eve and they had two sons. Then all of a sudden there are millions of people gallivanting all over the planet. Who did Cain and Abel sleep with that enabled the planet multiply so rapidly? Another big one for me are the miracles being performed today. I believe Jesus Christ existed and performed miracles, well, because he is the son of God. But these days, with these shylock pastors we have running amok amongst us? Bro please undecided Common sense should tell any sane human being that we are being taken for a huge ride. "Touch not my anointed" my foot. Of what use is my God given gift of freewill if i am going to be a zombie. Phuck that. The original bearer of good tidings (Jesus Christ), went about his business spreading the gospel in sandals and riding a donkey. These muthafuckers are buying billion dollar jets with your money. You saying Jesus couldn't afford a mercedes benz chariot if he wanted one? Or wear the best gucci robes? The way to spread the word of God is to use your tithe to build schools we can all afford, build hospitals for the less privileged and shelters for the homeless. Not build stadium like churches. Come on people, use your heads.[/quote


But wait first, must you talk? You have only expressed how foolish you are.

C A C

Dunamis

Assemblies of God

House on the Rock

DayStar

Depper Life

Cherubim and Seraphim

Christ Embassy

Catholic Church

Reedeem Christian Church of God.

Living Faith Church AKA Winners Chapel

With due respect to our Muslim brother..... Represent your church by Clicking like button if your church is Listed here. You can also mention your church incase it's not here... Cc lalasticlala

This is what happens when you keep calling your man "baby"

Imagine

This men should cover their faces in shame. They took pictures with the a dead lion that should have been tranquilzed and kept back in its cage.

Guess the country names

viviangist4:
Very Soon u may see my Own By The Grace of God #VIVIANGIST

What do you do again?

Now i know most people in nairaland are either young kids or unaware of things around them. This stove is not a new thing. My mum used to buy from Kaduna and sell in ondo state back then.... Kaduna people can bare witness... So i Dont see any big deal in this. Also, if you consider this as an improvement and think its another big thing to come out of Nigeria, You are such a dumb...