dainformant:
please get a room

jerrywool:
The guy Wor_ugly sha

morereb10:
What Manner Of Stupidity Is This On A Wedding Day: Is This Fashion Or Madness

What manner of foolishness it this anyway? I am so mad of this wedding dressing that am ready to course even the designer and the bride who put on this dressing. What is really wrong with ladies or nowadays?

How can a pastor even admit this kind of bride into his church to be wedded? These new generation churches are really not helping matters at all. Sometimes you wonder if we are serving the same God. Dressed like this on a wedding day, God know how she dresses conventionally.

Na wa ooooh

http://www.exlinklodge.com/2016/08/what-manner-of-stupidity-is-this-is.html

Anuoluwapo23:
1.Begin to put money in the bank and learn to leave it there i.e Learn to save dont spent all your money on clothes,Make up,Material thing that wont follow you to Heaven...Work Hard so you will reap.

2.Date the right person i.e Dont date a guy for dating sake, dont date him coz he his rich, dont date him coz he his Handsome, but date for a Purpose Always put God first Else You may end up regretting.

3.Get your own place stop having room-mates...This Doesn't implies that having roommates wont make u live responsible but when u live ur life alone nd stop living on people you will see that you will start to have plans for yourself, And even if you want to have a roommate Live with somebody that has a future not somebody that will always advice you to party every time,Not somebody that gives you wrong advice,Not somebody dat has never open his/her MOUTH one that you should pray,Not roommate that can advice you to carry your book nd read Etc (You should understand what i mean now...Live a responsible life it is profitable)

4.Get out of Debt (This most of us, we youths of nowadays we get into debt because we want to show off, show people we are better living a life that is not comfortable simply because we want to be Among but truly brothers nd sister debt is not owing but debt is when you live a life that is not yours)

5 Get that body you always dream of and maintain it.

6. Surround Yourself with people that will take u a step ahead...(Have you ever wondered if you are moving forward or not? if you are moving with the right people? if ur friends have affected your life positively in one or two ways? if not check ur self well check the kind of people you mingle with if u r the type that mingle with People that dont read,that dont pray, dat dont have future..when i mean dont have future i mean people dat dont plan there some people who dont even think of anything in there life than to just party party...seriously u should think of it Move with people that will affect you life positively....if u need example u can ask me)

7.Start to accumulate a fortune and wealth..(This is very important in everybody's life there is an adage that says if u fail to plan u plan to fail anything you do in,life plan plan plan well )

8.Learn to dress well not sexy.

9.Accept that you are an adult and start living as one(Hmmmmm this is also important to those that have reached age of 20-35 and you are still behaving like kids thinking its until you reach 50yrs before u have sense NO even from 18yrs you should already have plans for yourself Know what you want from what you dont want dont let friend influence affect you...Live your life to please yourself and not to please people..this people will back off when you have a single Problem )THINK!!!!!!!!!!!

10. Let go of the past and look forward to the future...
Thanks for reading this piece...Leave a comment if you think Have tried And if you think You Have been blessed with this piece ND ALSO stay tunED FOR MORE ..THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU

HAVE A LOVELY DAY AND A BLESS WEEK AHEAD
I remain my loyal self Oluwaseyi Ogunseye Anuoluwapo AKA Elizabeth
PEACE OUT

seangy4konji:
that one self fine...

Make una watch the gateman well well though

PS. She started from the bottom now she's here.

I started from the bottom and now am here.

Advice:no matter what you are going through or how low you are,favor is on the way and you will forget the past when It's your time to shine.


Just hold on and tell Them to holl up.

HungerBAD:
Lol lol lol.

At the end of the day,Kenyans will be Kenyans,and they will always suffer that air of inferiority complex around Nigerians.

mrkayusfit:
Laughing at the gullibility of their poor followers. Perhaps another private jet is one the way to add to their fleet. They enjoy the luxury of life and tell their followers to seek the kingdom of God first. Preaching the same hopeful message every Sunday while nothing changes in the lives of the followers but pastor's account keeps growing fat. The same biblical scammer that prophesied that gate of hell will open on people who vote buhari. A man who should be in prison for openly slapping and assaulting a young woman. He has suddenly become dumb make EFCC no reason him matter for the 7billion naira prayer money wey GEJ dole out to them.

ifyalways:
I was in Ondo state recently and I must confess,it has the best rural road networks so far. Forget the Lagos,Abuja, Port-Harcourt hype, Ondo state roads are simply the best. . .Nigerian standards oo.

Elebiju:
this is lucky patcher.

dayveed1:
GB WHATSAPP : modded whatsapp app. Tweakable with good interface.
it also serves as an extra whatsapp.. Making two whatsapp on your phone without conflicting each other.

TEXT FAIRY : convert any paper doc into text and you can copy and paste it after.

NEXTPLUS : generate a us and text any USA number for free. No LIMITS you can also send pics and receive calls with it.

INSTASAVER : save pictures and videos directly to your phone from Instagram. Fast and easy.


MOBOPLAYER : allows you to watch videos while you're performing other tasks on you phone.. Just open the app play any video and minimize to your home screen without exiting the video player and see the magic.

ADM : helps in downloading large files.. It is the fastest downloading app and you can always resume downloading files anytime.


LUCKYPATCHER : unlock game levels, unlock coins in games and buy some paid apps for free..
since i don't play games i just use it to remove annoying ads from apps


GALLERY VAULT : hide pictures and videos from your gallery even the app itself will be hidden lol i love this app.



BRILLIANT QUOTES : quotes from various philosophers, activists, pastors , past leaders.. Display on your home screen




FOXY EDITOR : more like a mobile photoshop app.

EBUBS:
Gosh! why didn't i study well for this course? why did i use it? so I'm rewriting next session? kai! na so i take f....ck up? these were the questions ringing in my head.
My spirit asked me a question, "guy you fit do this thing so? the other fake spirit replied "the fear of carry over is the beginning of wisdom". I just had to do it since i focused so much on my departmental course overlooking my elective course.
I took it inside, and during the exams I looked up and discovered my brain was blank, no inspiration at all, since my mind was focused on the ekpo i had in my pocket Hey!. I looked around, gradually removed the ekpo from my pocket, then i gently inserted it into my answer sheet. Omo! My hands were shivering/sweating, but i just needed to finish what i started.
I continued, taking it out and in while i read a line, hoping i was smart enough. that spirit came again, "guy what if them catch you"? the other one replied "Laye, continue your thing". behold i heard a voice "take up your answer sheet" (wishing it was still am imagination) i continued. then again i heard hey, I'm talking to you, (ewoo, I'm finished) na so dem take gbab me oo. Had to give it to him, knowing what the repercussion was (automatic carry over) i walked out and vowed that I'll never take any course lightly..

My advice: never ever depend on chip/epko, at all. Stop it/never try it. we can always plan ahead. ...

vizkiz:
forgive my being judgmental but instead of you taking a selfie with him and "showing off" on nairaland, can't you talk to him and try to take him off the streets?

It shouldn't necessarily be the duty of a billionaire or the government to help the less privilege you can do something for someone who needs your help too.
To me taking a selfie is irrelevant and a display of heartlessness (no offense)

Now I understand olamide's WHO YOU EPP track

The guy sef shine for a while (even on CNN ) and even went back to his clean up job (the people whey dey follow this guy strong)
or is the GOD OF OLAJUMOKE is not on his side

tobibodunde1992:

pick ur gun and shoot me then..waht d Bleep is ds idiots business??

tobibodunde1992:
ooyah nawh...i made front page on my first day of joining nairaland. i dedicate this plot of land to my family..pops..momsi..bro at ports authority and sister at ikorodu...my roomates dem pelsi ..seunthomas and oppsy...and finally to BELLADONA..my one and only....and everything. ...

Strahovski1:
Prostitute. She must be sex starved

olaolulazio:
Op, are u high on Akungba weed?

The Stuff fine small sha, but must she show laps that a lot of app has helped for her to promote her tailoring stuff?

She bought this in Yaba marke.

Anything makes FP now on NL.

Am posting the picture of the rubber snake I saw today and nothing can stop it from making FP.


Im glad ure from my state (ondo state) amen also glad you hwave had a taste of akungba weed. Bless your heart brother. Peace

Trash!