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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 8:14pm On Dec 09, 2017
JayKayMaybachz:
grin grin
They play better than united nau.
According to Griffon.
We don't know how people are allowed to be pundits. Honestly. Anyone who sees this and still believes Chelsea play good football needs urgent help.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 8:11pm On Dec 09, 2017
elrony:
Bwahahahagrin grin grin grin

The kinshasha Oracle was seeing sacrifices by the sidelines, he couldn't concentrate.


Lana1 can we have the Oracle Nkita Pangolo Kante masterclass on replay please!!!!
Omo in basketball circles that would be a no look pass.

Maybe in the process of covering the 70% he forgot he was on the pitch.

That has to go down as pass of the year.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 8:10pm On Dec 09, 2017
JayKayMaybachz:
Look at Chelsea's chance of lifting the epl

As flat as dis gals boobs
This is so unfair.
What if she does augmentation?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 8:04pm On Dec 09, 2017
elrony:
They said 70% percent of the world is covered by Kante, I guess they meant 70% of the world's toilets grin cheesy
This right there is the truth even though I tend to give Pangolo the benefit of the doubt since he came10th in Ballon D'Or voting. Unlike the one corner master who they claim in WPOTY material but only scores against Newcastle.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 8:00pm On Dec 09, 2017
Oasis007:
grin

What else can Drinkwater offer Chelsea than serving his Colleague chilled Bottles of Water on the Sideline?!

If a Player like Bakayoko is preferred to him, then Drinkwater is nothing but a Bottle of Sapele-Water.
English players are usually overrated but this particular dude is as useless as the P is psychology.
If my father gave me the surname of Drinkwater I wouldn't talk to him till he changed it legally
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 7:49pm On Dec 09, 2017
Oasis007:
grin

Bakayoko - a Bag of Sawdust!

They thought Bakayoko is a new Pogba..... the Height and the Hairstyle get Chelsea maggared!

Joke apart, Tom Cleverly is an Upgrade on ChelseaYoko!

Donkeyoko............LMAO!!!
Nna I am taking this personal. That fool can't be anywhere near Pogba even in his wet dreams.

He looks more like a monitor lizard in human form
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 7:46pm On Dec 09, 2017
diggz:
Olé no food for you briv tongue cheesy
Na lie
I must chop.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 7:36pm On Dec 09, 2017
Odunharry I neva chop o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 7:34pm On Dec 09, 2017
funlord:
"In 45 minutes bakaotondo did not make a single tackle, complete a single interception or create a single chance. He was a passenger on a ship already sinking to a disappointing result.

The 23 year old was used in a more attacking position than usual behind moramiss and hidden one corner but this simply exposed his flaws. He looked clumsy, constantly causing moves to slow down or completely collapse. Bakayokos half time removal for Pedro was inescapable: a player offering nothing in defence or attack is deadweight."



Matt stead....www.football365.com


Cc: griffon and bigkesh...... grin


See ending!
It's only on this thread that people will be defending that invalid player called Bakayoko.
Dude should be on an equestrian sport or something.

Even a toddler knows he doesn't fit in a club like Chelsea, or maybe he does, but the point is he is never on Matic's level for any reason under the sun.

But there is hope. After all someone says sawdust is still useful for something.its hard to see exactly what that someone sees in a player who falls over a ball that he allowed into touch at this level after costing £40 million. Left to me I won't allow that clumsy Bigfoot dinosaur to be a ball boy in training.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 7:25pm On Dec 09, 2017
Smellymouth:
Gooooooaaaaallllll!!!!! Oscar sent a thunderous shot from China pass the West Ham defense into the net to make it 1-1 for Chelsea!! What an assist by Lord Bakayoko.. This has to be the goal of the season... See shot.. cheesy
Em erm em.

Bhet. . Ayam thinking that the match have finish?

grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 7:21pm On Dec 09, 2017
LongD:
If you ever feel stupid in this life, just remember that Chelsea sold Matic and replaced him with Bakayoko grin
Don't let our resident Bakayoko supporter hear this.
Skimpledawg:
Them don dey go small small
Who sai?
Na lie.
In the words of our barbershop patron, "we dey here".
TDB. We got enough guys to drive dis party.
Me sef I don drive, don barb.

chrisley024:
Tired only after 16 games. Lol. He never see anything. Jan-Feb is still coming.
You dey talk January. The festive period in December where they will play four games in like 10 or 11 days is right ahead.
Make im dey jonez. We are in a World Cup year. It seems his missing hair follicles took some of his grey matter with them

When Jose was talking about fatigue and fixtures last season not a few shekpites were yabbing.

Contes excuses are as dodgy as his hair piece.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 5:01pm On Dec 09, 2017
Smellymouth:
Hahahhahahah. Why is Egbon Nihilist on ghost mode? Bros come out na. We just want to ask you a few questions about Bakayoko. �
Haircut don finish.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 4:56pm On Dec 09, 2017
hoopLA:
When the alagba at the barber shop hears that Bakayoko is better than Matic
Actually this alagba is our elder here, Lord Ibime.

Ibime when he hears Bakayoko is better than Matic.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 4:51pm On Dec 09, 2017
Smellymouth:
Hahahahaha
Still barbing.
you no see d afro wey my guy carry?

That haircut will go on till tomorrow.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 4:46pm On Dec 09, 2017
raumdeuter:
Can Rochas just mold a statue of Bakayoko and put it on the field
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 4:23pm On Dec 09, 2017
Leyqute:
Shey this bakayoko abi another one?

https://images2.imgbox.com/b4/47/d640gwIP_o.gif
Yes o.

Na so we see am
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 4:18pm On Dec 09, 2017
Nihilist frowning on the barber chair while having his haircut.

Barber vexing after the match. Almost refusing to continue with the haircut for hearing the blasphemy about Bakayoko

All the in-house barbers turning when they hear Bakayoko is better than Matic.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 4:15pm On Dec 09, 2017
When the alagba at the barber shop hears that Bakayoko is better than Matic

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 4:11pm On Dec 09, 2017
Leyqute:
Tell those guys looking for Nihilist to quit searching. We found him. He's in a quiet place RN
lmao

My niqqa still dey barber shop, dey argue say Bakayoko is better than Matic

Almost two hours later, him and barber still dey argue.

Updated

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 4:09pm On Dec 09, 2017
Leyqute:
Who is watching Conte's post match interview?

You can hear the catch in his voice. Dude is on the verge of tears!!

Hot tears served by David Nwoyes grin
E reach for that bald arrogant orangutan to cry sef.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 4:06pm On Dec 09, 2017
Dantedasz:
Actually I was more impressed with the dignity with which David Moyes celebrated the victory,unlike Conte who celebrates victory like a maniac lunatic,jumping all over the place.
There should always be dignity in victory. Celebrate, but do it in a way you show your opponent some respect.
Fixed, but point noted
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 4:05pm On Dec 09, 2017
PietroRico:
football don suffer sha
I swear down.

These are the same players these ogogoro people won't allow us to hear word over.

See as dem dey embarrass themselves.

If Kante is 10th best player in the world, then I am Zico reincarnated.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 4:04pm On Dec 09, 2017
Lana1:
cheesy cheesy
https://images2.imgbox.com/b4/47/d640gwIP_o.gif
At least Matic sabi trap ball, and e no go fall yakata on top.

This 40 million bag of zobo leaf sef, he can't even help himself by pretending to be a decent player.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 4:02pm On Dec 09, 2017
Oasis007:
grin

Thanks to Bakayoko..... Nihilist finally gets his Airmax!
* * * *falls from mango tree * * *

How come Nihilist always seems to be busy when Bakayoko is serving his sh1t? Co-incidence?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 4:00pm On Dec 09, 2017
Leyqute:
Get this. Chelsea had 78% possession in the second half. 0 shots on target.

How useless can you be?
Bhet, bhet, bhet. . .

Griffon Edikaikong says they play better than United. . . and against a team third from bottom for that matter. . .


Honestly mail dey sweet me to send this afternoon.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 3:59pm On Dec 09, 2017
Obere4u:
My blue pals brace up yourself for the trolling ahead. To our enemy, happy trolling
you think we give a Bleep?
As mercilessly as you troll us, so shall we troll.
World without end. Amen.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 3:58pm On Dec 09, 2017
Lana1:
Lord "Best Midfielder in the world" Kante!! cheesy cheesy cheesy
https://images2.imgbox.com/c5/32/Jij1PCWK_o.gif
Abeg give me that Bakayoko trapping gif.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 3:57pm On Dec 09, 2017
kelvinze:
Abeg where them keep hazard aka Mr. One corner? grin
grin cool
Dude was mostly anonymous, just showing us why exactly he was 19th best player in the world.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 3:55pm On Dec 09, 2017
nitrogen:
My brother, Ahmed Musa is better than Lizard jare.
No now, that is too much. Which kain insult be dis?

You mean Hidden, the same one better than Neymar, is being compared with Ahmed Musa?

No, the elders must hear this,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 3:51pm On Dec 09, 2017
nitrogen:
What about Lizard?
You mean hidden One?

19th best player in the world.

On Robert Snodgrass and Glen Murray's level?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 3:50pm On Dec 09, 2017
diggz:
The problem is pedro,willian and moses not morata who missed open net cheesy cheesy

Dj dopejemi abeg play me manya by wizkid
Nna bia, which one you no dey?

Today you dey on No-rata side, tomorrow you go dey yab am.

Choose one. No dey shake like black and white TV
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by hoopLA: 3:48pm On Dec 09, 2017
Grave digging in effect.

Carry on.

People wicked sha. Instead make them just take music, eat beta food, na to dey carry shovel dey dig previous posts.

grin

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