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nitrogen:
......but lost three points badly.

That is not in doubt.

For now I dont care. I came to PARTY and I must party till the break of dawn

nonsoroyalty:
Just got confirmation 4rm my nigqa Dantedasz that this was a Moyes masterclass

That's the problem.

Moyes is being made to look like a zillion bucks by ineffectual Conte today. We know the fo0l. He's incapable of anything positive in his life.

The usual Moyes will somehow throw away the lead, but today, he was ably assisted by an inept Conte in looking good.

diggz:
hoopLA....you have no right to party here you shameless sombori

Oga na you be bouncer?

Dis parry is a must-not-miss.

Allow me to carry my groove enter. I know say you dey vex, but no carry your aggro reach my side. No kill my vibe.

Let tomorrow take care of itself abeg. Today, we party like its 1999

cstr1000:
Conte can be naïve as fucck.

He saw how westham defended for their life against city. Why didn't he start Moses on the right to provide enough width and attacking thrust especially given Moses impressive outing last time where he single-handedly won us the game by providing an assist and winning a penalty .

I honestly don't see anything special in zappacosta. His attacking instinct is shitt. He is a defender, not a wing-back.

Except that Moses didn't offer much when he was brought in. I'm not sure he could have performed any better if he started judging from what I saw of his cameo.

Give kudos to West Ham. They earned this win. Chelsea didn't play badly.

First touch FC.

Hazard is better than Neymar FC. (Honestly the one thing i agree on with raumdeuter is that Hazard and Snodgrass are on the same level)

Bakayoko is better than Matic FC

CapitalCee:
Please select your dishes, no dullings. Abeg na me with who de share food?

Place your order. I'm good to go

dopeJemi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJNZJOh25IQ

diggz, easy oh, jeje, take it slow oh

As in

My right hand gee no fit coordinate im english again.

Nihilist right now. . .

Chai.

Moyes kwa.


Of all teams to lose to, it is one managed by that eternal reject.

Please I hereby appoint Lana1 as coordinator of party events here.

PS: Anybody still vouching for Bakayoko needs prayers.

Eyaaah

To win an argument one soccer "king" has to twist the truth.
Glen Murray scored for Brighton in a game United won 1-0.
But the "intelligentsia" failed to get that memo.

When we dey hia dey look, one ponmo analyst will be spamming this thread with rubbish talk.

Some folks just post to increase their post count on Nairaland and nothing more. Everyday they just look at their NL profile and it spurs them to just keep chatting sh1t. Whether or not it adds any value, they won't care.

It's amazing how many folks are even engaging this white face liar.

While other IPOB supporters mourning the loss of their leader will look for anything tribal to get their menstrual juices flowing again. Yes I'm staring at you, ChristineC.

But all of us can't think alike, that's why people will say anything to just win an argument that they know they can't win in spite of the obvious.

elrony:
Elampiro go and sleep, it's not easy multitasking and chatting shiit sir.

Hmmm. . .

Interesting15:
Nah, he can't.

Christ promised that even the gates of hell can't prevail over His church.

Terrorists have been spending billions just to overcome the church, but they keep losing.

Śo, who is freeze?

Brainwashed gullible tree stump.

You don't even realize that the contraption that is today's church is nowhere near what Christ himself intended it.
So already the "church" as it were stopped functioning eons ago.

Where GOs,Bishops etc live in luxury st the expense of their members. Driving in convoys of armed vehicles, competing for private jets and establishing extraordinarily exorbitant schools, etc.
Where fake miracles and false testimonies are the norm.
Where sound doctrine has been replaced with the prosperity gospel and material gain.

Tell us how this is in line with the example of Christ who had no home of his own, had to borrow a donkey to fulfill a prophecy about him, just for starters.

Your "church" that they have "spent billions" to prevail against according to you is a fraud and an eyesore to God. Simple. If you had any integrity you would examine the matter critically and at least agree that someone is asking questions. But that would be asking an enormous task of you since I have already described you in the first line of my post.

Vanquay:
Go take a shower son...So we should shut up when we win or is the concept of criticism strange to you, win lose or draw there's always something to pick at, Its refreshing and brings room for arguments, if they are senseless take a chip from me and just ignore there's no need stringing useless words together abusing people all in a bid to sound intelligent...As I dey look you I sure say you be one bald fool with Nokia 3310.

Thank you for your advise.
Noted.
Please go and play in the sand box outside. I don't do infantile imbeciles.

Thank you.

funlord:
Don't you feel like insulting him sometimes? His condescending attitude and generally poor online chat approach is a lightning rod for insults? Who gets paid for getting likes? Why lie or create dumb excuses just to seem knowledgeable? Which award is given for writing epistles of trash? Which one is "footballing intelligentsia?" "I am the king of analysis?" "I am never wrong?"......even me that balls in Manchester steady and has even met his god wazza won't stoop so low to start forming rubbish! Abeg the nigga needs to check himself before he wrecks himself....it is the height of immaturity to always want to act like you know online....this was why 2 niggas got decapitated by some girls on the runs thread yesterday! Elamps is childish...EOD!

Leave Johnny Cochrane, abi Festus Keyamo to be defending nonsense here.

This fool insults everyone and because people keep quiet, it has become the norm.

elampiro:
[s]Look at this stupid Yoruba dirty man who shits in his bedroom and dinning, in the morning he throws the faeces in front of his door step.

You are an idiot and a compound fool.

I have my opinion, and rightly given. Lukaku struggled last night missing two good chances. He scored to redeem himself and people here were blaming our man of the match to prove what nonsense? Just to support their poor defence of Lukaku bad hold up play against Arsenal, they shifted blame. [/s]

More nonsense from the king of sh1t talk. Call LaWMA abeg. I don't do dumpster talk.

Yoruba? Lol. This half-evolved bonobo ape still carries his ITK and thinks it knows me.


I should shoot myself for responding to this nonentity of no proportion.

sinizia:
I sent the memo to you coz this is about the 3rd time you've viciously attacked Elampawa. He might have talked down on some fans here, but the viciousness of your insults is a tad too much, IMHO. And this "you no know ball" is not as insulting as you are trying to make it look. Elampawa has been using it since last season and we always laugh over it. When he used it on Döpejemi, Döpejemi used it back on him. It didn't degrade to outright insults.

As for picking on Ukaku, I still believe it doesn't need to go the insults path. If you don't agree to his opinion on Ukaku after a good performance, you state it and if Elampawa doesn't want to see things your way, you agree to disagree. That's civil enough. Elampawa is most of the times, always civil. He's very opinionated, and he does it without insults.

Oga stop this arse-licking abeg. It's too early in the day. Even Johnny Cochran wasn't this much of a defense lawyer.

Nobody appointed you senior prefect for law and order on these pages. And even if you were you have no right to tell me how to behave.

If somebody didn't sleep last night because he feels it is its divine right to blame Lukaku for yesterday's game, he should save it for its wife at home and stop disturbing us with its madness.

diggz:
hoop my niqqa.....burr the timing of ur disappearance from NL was totally perfect for you braaah Anyways welcome back chief

why do you want me to ask Griffon to behave again?

I no dey fully back. Only to observe.

Tell your Oga not to come to our thread and be causing commotion.

Especially when No-rata is still misfiring.

sinizia:
Bro, please stop with the insults. We're all one family here. No need to bring insults when opinions differs. It's understandable with non-United fans, but we as United fans can agree to disagree. Please cut out the insults.

You didn't see him subtly insult me. All you saw is my response.

Normally I don't engage in stuff like this, but this fellow talks down on people in a way that is denigrating and debasing that it's revolting to me.

If you argue a position with him that is counter to his opinion, you no know ball. Even when the fellow has his foot in his mouth after goofing with his punditry.

So why am I the only one receiving this memo?

Tell me why he will pick on Lukaku even when we won? When Lukaku even scored and put in a decent shift? Isn't there something wrong somewhere?

Please without meaning to sound aggressive towards you, you are sending this memo to the wrong person. With due respect.

diggz:
Who was looking for my brother hoopLA again? He is back.....

Bros
I swore off this thread till I read something that made sense to me but this fellow who crowned itself is just a nuisance.
How far?
Can see you have abandoned the mail delivery business which is not a good idea. This period the tips are better so just no give up. By the way tell that your CEO to behave.

dopeJemi:
See as this one dey argue with himself, you are so quick to prove you are right when you are being questioned that it makes you look desperate

Patrick was referring to someone else, you just jump enter wan defend yourself, if you were not blinded by your obsession to prove others wrong, you would have noticed he wasn't referring to you, now see as only you dey argue with yourself


and the funny thing is you were even correct to start with, so why the need for further validation?

Don't you see traits of self-absorbed megalomania disorder manifesting in this Edo pounded yam and palm wine consumer?
Only a loudmouth empty barrel keeps trying to justify itself even when there is no need to.
We won. Simple enough. Accomplished top spot. in the knockout stage for the first time in four years.
But this loud mouthed broken drum won't let us hear, spamming these pages with unnecessary "facts" just to prove he is the "soccer king". Whoever coronated it with that title is an idiot and whoever believes it makes anysense shouldn't have been born.
I wonder why we even engage this insecure lonely,attention-seeking, emotionally brittle bald old man on any level of discourse when it is clear it is bordering on lunacy.

eph12:
So the Rooney we have at everton is no more old?

This sh1t merchant will soon bring up the curvature in Rooney's spine that existed while at United, that has suddenly disappeared courtesy of TB Joshua's healing.

elampiro:
[s]Just agree say you no know ball and listen to the football intelligentsia].

The first Assist can be given by anyone. I can credit him for the second one for some craft work in it, although mechanical[/s].

This megalomaniac doesn't know when to chop his L.

First Assist ko, First assurance ni.

Pogba had two assists Saturday, inspite of whatever you say.

You claimed Pogba was a sh1tty player in the past, but he created the most chances for us last season. Now you have jumped on to the Lukaku-is-playing-badly bandwagon.Despite enough evidence to the contrary over his performance on Saturday from established soccer journalists that are objective enough to call it as they see it, unlike you the cros-eyed dimwit. You have now shifted to chances missed, but even folks are telling you that you are chatting your usual barrel of sh1t with your so-called facts.

I'd rather go deaf than listen to you and your kpokpo garri analysis where you chat enough sh1t to keep waste disposal companies busy.

Blowing unnecessary grammar for who, I don't know. Instead of agreeing you goofed, you are here spoiling English.

Please prove Pogba had a poor season last year, instead of shoving your measly analysis down our throats.

All for the sake of refusing to admit that you goofed in your criticism.

I pity the unfortunate village woman who marries you sha. Na to just dey kitchen dey pound yam for you be her sentence for life.

Abeg don't even bother to respond. I don't have enough time to engage in dispelling sh1t talks like you do.

The sooner people realize that this Suleiman is nothing but a glorified Scam Artiste the better for us all.

But alas, fools will still be fo0ls, and will still listen to this charlatan noisemaker.

Then id1otic zomb1es will say " the church is under attack in these last days", when it is quite obvious that the "church" is attacking itself with impostors, traitors, saboteurs, money grabbers, womanizers, false prophets, thieves and betrayers like this empty barrel masquerading as "men of God".

If this mor0n called Suleiman thinks Jesus surrounded himself with bodyguards, then I am sorry for his followers in particular and Christendom in general.

"Then said Jesus unto Peter, Put up thy sword into the sheath: the cup which my Father hath given me, shall I not drink it?" John 18:11

NwaAmaikpe:


Point of correction D.K Olukoya,

It is not tithing is not compulsory but tithing is no more applicable in Christianity.

Indeed.
These so called men of God have absolutely no honor. They can't tell the truth on this matter,for some reason. Olukoya is trying to be clever by side stepping the real issue so he adopts the "non-compulsory" position.
A half truth is worse than a lie.

elampiro:
Did we not lose the midfield war? If not for DDG, we would have been roasted. One granny Assist, plus poor defensive body balance by Koscielny in a battle of muscle na con be say Pogba do play pass Ronaldo and Messi



Kai! Make I hear world there.

To discredit Pogba you actually typed this on a public forum.
Meaning you can't even be objective in your criticism. Fella had two assists in the game and you're calling one "granny assist".
No disrespect but you have a superiority complex problem. You think you know everything better than everyone but you come across as a toddler with soiled smelly diapers smearing everywhere with sh1t.
See what a full grown adult is saying about a player who is crucial to the team's success overall. You insult our collective intelligence with this your Lampese I-too-know attitude.

Odunharry:
Oh Lord.. This peop sha and too much criticism.

Is it not the same Pogba that won Europa player of the tournament? Created the most chances for us last season? Or is it his fault people upfront couldn't convert them?

Yes, he didn't play well in some matches, always showboating instead of making a simple pass, but truth is, Pogba was very very important for us last season.

Please help me ask our royal majesty, the king of soccer argument, Shuaibu Amodu's first discovery if that amounts to having a poor season.

After being exposed as dodgy pundits, folks will say anything to avoid swallowing their vomit and eating humble pie.They can't tell you why Pogba is more a effective weapon despite not changing his game, except telling you that last season is different from this.

If you created the most chances in a team for one season, how does that translate to having a poor season?

The dust being yarned here no get part two. If you persist his royal majesty will tell you "you no know ball". And we go dey curse hensbreast and sodiq0l0d0 say dem dey talk rubbish.

eph12:
People have forgotten how Ibra was missing chances upon chances, they are crying for him to come back when we have a striker that is creating space for the team

Na selective amnesia dey worry all these critics.
Pogba created the most chances last season for us, but according to our king and his subjects, he was poor overall last season.
I'm not even going to try to explain that fact, that in itself if pretty self explanatory.
If people took their chances as they should have,Zlatan inclusive, would we be having this debate?

Folks also forget how many times Pogba hit the woodwork same last season. But because he dabs and wears flashy haircuts and boots, he failed. Because he cost £89 million he's supposed to score in every game.

PietroRico is the one who has brought up the real reason why Pogba's stats were poor and it is not for lack of effort. He could have been better,agreed but the criticism was over the top.
He is still playing the same way he did last season but has suddenly become more efficient according to stats but our king says it's because it's a new season. Despite missing nearly two months in the season so far.

Abeg make I go sleep.

KinzyeWriter:
like you were poo when Liverpool thrashed you 4 and cech still ended up being the motm

Just to add:
You know you're useless when you can't score at home vs a supposed useless team for 20 minutes with a man advantage.

You know you are useless when you have 71% possession and 33 attempts at goal and have only one goal to show for it after 98 minutes

You know you are useless when you scream for penalty at 3-1 down with 3 minutes to go as reason why you lost.

You know you are useless when Jesse Lingard scores a brace against you in your own stadium.

Cc: Sp3rm spy360

elampiro:
Last season and this season are two different stories. Who was our best player last season that many fans wanted him given the arm band? How is the performance this season?

Mkhitaryan was good last season, particularly in the Europa. Where is he currently?

lol I'm not even going to continue this argument.
I dont even have any response for the above.
You only want to use the excuse above to suit your narrative and apparently justify your harsh criticism.
Me I'm no king of argument like you. I only call it as I see it. Mkhitarian has been average overall from last season.Bought in the same window as Pogba.

Pogba has suddenly become a talisman for us in the league and it is almost decided that we would struggle vs City without him.
Your only response is that this season is different.
Issokay.
Happy Sunday.

I'm not even going to dispute your claim that he was poor last season. I will just leave it like dat given that I think that claim is debateable.

elampiro:
Who blamed him for Assists? His overall game was poor
...
Manchester United: Paul Pogba 'doesn't understand the game' and Zlatan Ibrahimovic is 'past his sell-by date'

Eamon Dunphy, the Irish broadcaster and former United youth team player, also criticised Wayne Rooney, Marcos Rojo and Memphis Depay

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/manchester-united-news-paul-pogba-wayne-rooney-zlatan-ibrahimovic-eamon-dunphy-a7432721.html

I'm going to ignore the above emboldened.
Because I don't expect Paul Pogba to be a top scorer, even in the NPFL with Nigerdock FC.

So how come he's been firing this season?
What happened that the goals and assists have started appearing?
Which miracle happened that suddenly turned on the effect, since he hadn't really changed the way he plays?
How come we haven't lost a league game yet when he starts?

Since you know how to analyze better than everybody else, explain to us why he is no longer shitty.

sinizia:
I've not criticised Lindeolf not even during the Huddersfield match, I even defended I'm some matches (not that criticising was wrong), but I want to ask, what were you expecting from fans after his horrendous displays?

Something like "Nice defence, Lindeolf. For singlehandedly costing us against Huddersfield, you're the man of the match"?


Or

"Lindeolf gifts Huddersfield the win, what a defender. The second coming of Nesta"?

I'm not referring to you. I'm only speaking generally.
The peeps who have roasted and grilled him for Christmas barbecue on these pages don't want to remember that there is always a bedding in time for every player. I wish we can go back to Vidic's first few games for us and see how terrible he was till he came good and became a United legend.

I saw him yesterday put in a mostly composed shift along side two other more experienced players and I know in time he will come good.

elampiro:
Forget this nonsense you typed here. Pogba was poor last season not because he didn't score or give Assists, but because he was playing like badly. Even Ibrahimovic had to state why he was poor.
......
Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Paul Pogba tried too hard at the start to justify £89 million Man Utd transfer

30 DECEMBER 2016 • 12:13PM
latan Ibrahimovic believes Paul Pogba struggled at Manchester United earlier in the season because he was trying too hard to justify his world record transfer fee.
But the United striker is convinced Pogba is now starting to show why the club paid Juventus £89 million in the summer to secure his services after finally settling down.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/12/30/zlatan-ibrahimovic-paul-pogba-tried-hard-start-justify-89-million/

How will he assist when our strikers led by Zlatan were squandering chances by the truckload in games?
Or have you forgotten so quickly?
Are we going to delve into the stats to find out how many chances pogba created last season?

PietroRico:
If na someone else like Morata or any other white footballer with a reputation for fancy football slide that pass to martial for lingard goal, we for still dey hear of am.

But hey, it's Lukaku.. He is supposed to be jambody. Only the bad first touches or the misplaced passes will etch in their brains, because it is what will fit the narrative.

Against Watford, someone(a supposed united fan) was reviewing the game and he had only negative things to say about Lukaku’s performance, I was shocked

PietroRico:
Is Lukaku supposed to be doing better? absolutely.
But I am satisfied with whatever it is he is currently offering and calls for him to be dropped are absolutely rubbish.

Wether you like it or not, the rubbish he has been playing were vital in our last 3 wins, and I am satisfied with that.
The goals will come.

PietroRico:
Part of my new season resolutions was to avoid any form of back and forths, especially on these boards.
Na why I no go engage in any Lukaku argument and why I overlook all the people Wey don already write Lindelof off after 2 bad games.

Uncle time go resolve everything last last.

PietroRico:
The criticism of Pogba last season was unnecessarily harsh On too many occasions and whenever you tried to point it out, they would always fall back to things like price tag, numbers and even big game performances.

The price tag argument is dead and buried now thanks to neymar, Mbappe, Dembele etc.

The numbers have started to stack up thanks to people like martial And to few others stepping up and Ibrahimovic out the way.

The big game performance nonsense go dissappear too.

PietroRico:
Neymar cost 200m and cannot outscore merefish delay in that farmers league. Mbappe has 4 or 5 goals playing for that psg side in the league.

But nobody will talk trash anywhere, because common sense will somehow be in their heads.

At some point last season, they were talking about goal drought for Pogba, a CM .

Refreshing to view posts from someone who has perspective as a guide.

Carry on.
From now on it is your posts that will bring me to comment. There's a lot of major league girly nagging going on in here. So much so that even after we won at a top 6 rival (something they nagged,b1tchef and moaned hard about our inability to do since Jose came in) folks will still complain.
So much so that folks suddenly retracted from their crying and had an appreciation for "bus parking" when we went a man down yesterday.
So much so that they are suddenly praising Lindelof and hailing him as the next Nesta after initially slating him and condemning him.

Hypocrisy and two-faced nature abound in bundles. The same people accuse raumdeuter of turning amala but are quick to do u-turns and flip flops in a heartbeat.

Make we dey look.