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Peacerider133:
Anyone who wants to hasten Nigeria’s conflagration
should elect Osinbajo as President and Pantami as Vice
President. Osinbajo would be the matchbox and Pantami
the matchstick.


See Comparison. GOD WILL PUT NIGERIANS' ENEMIES TO SHAME..

This is another one of your accounts.?

You sent me a DM?

Dj8064209091:
Mr. poster, can u pls do Nigeria a favour by joining the Ibos to agitate for their own country so that u can rest in peace....

This is another one of your accounts.?

You sent me a DM?

etzmztagenius:
weirdest i have done is drink garri and eat with fried yam and potatoes

sapa

This is another one of your accounts.?

You sent me a DM?

newdawnlive:
really fulture is female

You sent me a DM?

Show us proof.

This isn't a beer palour...

How can you post a story you heard in a brothel here as news ?

1. Your pay slip, so she doesn't know how much you earn. Because finance has always been one of the eleading causes of broken marriages.

The moment she knows how much you earn you can't manage her expectations anymore hence crisis will ensue

2. Divorced / Single olosho loose party unmarried ladies. These ones will start to feed her mind with trash about you , marriage and will start to make her hunger for the single life again. Once you sport these harpies around your wife plead with her to do away with such friendships and hangout with fellow married women.

3. Male best friends / ex boyfriends from her past who are still single ...

Need I explain more ?

Oh wow...
Talk about desperation, instability and a low value woman ...

Who else wants to bet this engagement won't last beyond 5.months or if by some unrealistic stroke of insanity it does the marriage won't last beyond 12.months

Jman06:
Honestly! And they'll not properly direct their frustrations to the players they were frolicking with all their lives. Instead they'll be looking for innocent you and I to tackle. Yeye evening newspapers

Very dirty things

lhordspy:
I have said this so many times.

Only cowards hide using a proxy war to fight its enemy. What is the essence of the billions of dollars of military equipment that US and its allies are afraid to allow ukraine fire them into Russia's territory?

Cowards can only keep arming ukraine in a clout-chasing show of force and support. The day Ukraine will mistaknely fire any rocket into Mother Russia territory. That will be the end of them(Ukraine) , the US, NATO in general and its puppets called allies.

It doesnt matter whatever you do in life. But always remember and have it at the back of your mind; never to poke the bear.

This junkie depressed Muslim fanatic is talking rubbish as usual
Stupid iliterate who only watches cartoons and prays Islam will rule the world.
Biach hate America all you want but even your Putin is scared of the mighty USA
All you Osama bin Laden worshiping bastard can only keep typing rubbish here on Nairaland wishing Putin grows the balls to poke the USA

But it will never happen. Now go back to crying for Tinubu

Jman06:
That woman's frustrations in life is becoming so glaring for everyone to see. When you advise them to get married on time when they're still fresh and desirable, they'll refuse and be forming levels. But once they get older and undesirable they become so bitter like that one you quoted.

Bro it is so annoying. They spent their youth jumping from one bed to another with their legs wide open shouting independent woman ...

Now age has set in and men are desiring younger and younger girls they have found them selves floating between a rock.and.the deep blue sea.

No man wants them even for one night stand..
Men prefer the 15 and 16.yesr olds
These old crones now band together bitter sadistic and unhappy spreading their frustrations everywhere

Buhari4sale:
Whatever... You SHA NO GET SENSE AND NOTHING CAN CHANGE THAT FACT COS YOU MISSED IT BEFORE YOU WERE BORN

Again your mother will have to answer this and verify if truly I missed anything before I was born while all the Okada riders where ramming her in the busstops

Buhari4sale:
And your family really thinks you will be the one to bring hope for them?

I'm sorry for the head of your family bro. It is well but YOU STILL NO GET SENSE. ASK YOUR MOM

Again ask your dad for the answer to the first question and the. Your mum for the answer to your second

Now keep crying

Liar Mohammed of all people responding to this ?

It's means the story is 100% true

Buhari4sale:
You no get sense. I won't what your surname would sound like

In response to your first comment on me not having sense I will allow your father respond to that and for your other comment on what my surname sounds like I will allow your mother respond to that one

This is the Nigeria Tinubu wants for us..

This is the Nigeria Tinubu wants for us. Tinubu Jas never spoken up for the citizens ever in his Alzheimer's afflicted life.

Instead he masterminded the killing of youths protesting at the Lekki toll gate... And the old dementia brand ambassador wimders why the Nigerian youth hate him?

Useless bastard

Trash garbage substandard poor quality scam company and scam promo

Fira09:
Both of you should simmer down na, why placing obituary upon yourselves on an incognito forum?

The old geezer pocohantas is frustrated cos she realized she gonna die alone...

pocohantas:
Whoever plagued the world with you, would die first. First in, first out.

You are a depressed barren frustrated unhappy old crime who will die alone
.

Probably before new year

Biach
Now cry more ...

Jakumo:
Tha fallen flat bress go drive dat man commot to go find fresh puna when grade well well. This old mama don expire since.

Like all men who come to pocohantas and realize the old geezer is all expired from head to toe

pocohantas:
Naso. I pray make una no die on the appointed day.



After your family.

And I thought this frustrated old layer had forgotten me
Where did you go since ? Maybe you went to go and eye ball all your happily married friends Facebook pages wishing their marriages crash? Frustrated bitter lonely depressed evening paper.
Iya na your burial we go read here on Nairaland. No be we say make you use podtinip destroy your womb...
Not worry sha...baby factory still dey if you no fit afford ivf las las you must chop the breakfast Wen you use your hand cook.

pocohantas:
That doesn’t stop them from attaining menopause. It is a part of life. No you didn’t hit anything, I am only hoping your female family members drop dead before menopause. May they never experience this menopause I am experiencing. Fertile women like them shouldn’t live to experience menopause. On the eve of menopause - death.

Well surely all will attain death but we will all read about yours here that's a fact dear
As you are frustrated and haven't ever mothered a child which off course you never ever will
I can understand your antidepressant dependent drugged mind can't understand that no one else is the cause of your well deserved misfortune but your narcissistic self
No sympathy for you here old layer.
Oh how depressing it must be to wake up as your daily. Unloved , unhappy and truly miserable
Die slow

gloryhomemaker:
Efo Riro is finger licking bae!

@Glory I just love you and your class and style ...

I will marry a lady just like you by his grace .

pocohantas:
Hopefully your female family members die before menopause. Since it is such a bad thing.

Sorry unlike you they are fertile have kids and are all graduates, married and married before 32

Yikes ! Did I strike a nerve... I know if had given old layers like you hope hence the hunt for a rich mugu who can foot the bill for your shrivelled nattaries..

Donkey

pocohantas:
More tears. I love to see it.



I can’t give you more than your brain can handle. Apologies.

I understand. Menopause causes heat flashes and mental handicaps hence your rubbish comment...

Pele o. Old layer

pocohantas:
Reason with me done carry sugar baby.

Naso e suppose be jare. If one virtuous woman builds, omo wobe would enter when it is soft.

I wish him goodluck this time.

You are always talking nonsense

Tsolutionjoseph:
https://www.nairaland.com/870945/what-exactly-peter-obi-doing/5#113707970

Go through the above link to read, 2012 report from Igbos and Anambra people about Peter Obi, and see it yourself, that the recent report about his competence is deceit and only shalow researchers will believe in all the lies.

Hungry thief like you

Come on get away

CoronaVirusRelo:
God bless Biafra…

Way to go….

A message needs to be sent to Buhari in Aso-Rock, Abuja.

You will meet your Waterloo soonest don't worry ... You support killings by terrorists

The OP is mad. He is a Yoruba tribalist and as usual trying to paint all other none Tinubu supporters In a bad light

This is who the Yoruba are. They want everyone to bow and vote their brother by force and when you refuse they start to guilt trip you and call you all sorts of name slike nyamiri ,or ipob or Ibo

compton11:
o ni Kure if u don't show me where i was begging for money in this forum

Koni dafun gbo gbo ebi e
Omo jatijati
Oloriburuku osi
Ori e daru
Ole

compton11:
nigga show me the evidence of where I am begging or thunder will fire u!

This is exactly how the other ones reacted when they were called out too for the constant begging you all do on this forum..

Knowing fully well they have gone back and editted away all Thier begigng posts you all start asking for evidence knowing fully well no one ever quotes your begging posts.

It is alright. May thunder fire you and all your generation.

May you never stop begging for denying it. When you and I know this compton11 account is well known for online begging on this forum..

Well done.

Omo ale

compton11:
what?

The fvck?

Screenshot the posts of where I asked for help here

Bros have some shame and pride...
The fact you are notorious for begging on this forum is slightly understandable due to the harsh economy but to be a bone faced liar and deny the reality is shameful.

A beggar and a liar..

Get a life

Scumbag