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Jokes Etc / Re: Lol.what Will You Score This Student If You Were A Teacher.pics by horlamelekan(m): 3:50pm On Jul 30, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: 17 Nollywood Translators That Need To Learn Their Work by horlamelekan(m): 3:39pm On Jul 30, 2016
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Sports / Re: Mourinho Sack 9 Manchester United Players – See List by horlamelekan(m): 3:33pm On Jul 30, 2016
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Sports / Re: Mourinho Sack 9 Manchester United Players – See List by horlamelekan(m): 3:30pm On Jul 30, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Wikipedia Page Updated, Check Out What Was Added To Her Profile by horlamelekan(m): 3:13pm On Jul 30, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Davido & Babymama In Another Dirty Fight[see Messages] by horlamelekan(m): 11:16am On Jul 30, 2016
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Romance / Re: If You Are Handsome……………………………………………………………………………….. Pls Introduce Yourself! by horlamelekan(m): 10:51am On Jul 30, 2016
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Romance / Re: 10 Ways Nigerian Women Secretly Want Their Men To Be Romantic by horlamelekan(m): 10:48am On Jul 30, 2016
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Romance / Re: If You Dey Find Wife For Nairaland? Open My Magazine by horlamelekan(m): 10:37am On Jul 30, 2016
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Romance / Re: See Fake Boobs Ladies Now Wear by horlamelekan(m): 10:29am On Jul 30, 2016
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Forum Games / Re: Nairaland Riddle: Create A Riddle About Nairaland. by horlamelekan(m): 12:42pm On Jul 29, 2016
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She's a lady, despite all the efforts to bring her down, she still stands strong and firm... I admire her courage! Who is she? smiley
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Romance / Re: Never Trust A Nairalander Completely - He'd Be Your Doom! by horlamelekan(m): 9:20pm On Jul 28, 2016
StunchLord:
I feel this belong here


I decided not to quote you after reading this megacrap but I just couldn't help it seeing a full-blown man exhibiting the maturity of a wayward 7-year-old, running around with mischief filled in his pockets. You are very stüpid to tag people online who you don't know a thing or two about as "hopeless", "rejects" and other disapproving words simply because you want to make your _retarded self feel better.

Sit upright you foølish asswipe let me hit sense into your goatish skull; you cannot choose how people are to behave online according to your own "superior" idea of "proper conduct". They bought the phones and MB with which they surf the internet with their own money, not your money, and what they choose to do with it or how they choose to use it is entirely their decision to make. It shouldn't be any of your fûcking business how they live their lifes. If their lives so troubles your miserable existence then toll the path of suicide. That they are trolls or doesn't conform to your "rules" does not in the least make your vague, erroneous perception of them right.

The nonsense up there coming from the mouth of an old îdiot drunk on cow urine such as your dwarfish, blackish fugly self is priceless seeing that you of all people are not fit at all to air your tiny permutations which is proportional to your micro-penis and as worthless as chaffs blown off maize plants.

Are you not the low self-esteemed pauper who goes about begging ladies that you can father for nude pictures to self-service off your frustration since you are sex-starved and have a massive appetite for sex?

Definitely, no lady wants you offline because you are poor, sad, ugly, pathetic and dumb that's why the only thing of little worth about you is your _stupid NL posts.

The only rejected, haggard-looking baboon with the brain power of a weaned kitten here is you because you login to nairaland every fücking day and write poems to various ladies, soliciting desperately for sex in hopes that they fall for your cheap tricks even a social recluse could pull better. They (the wise ladies) cast you far away into the dark depths of loneliness & rejection yet you keep receding back like the despairing, frustrated beggar that you are to plead your case and see whether any kind soul will consider your sad situation.

Shameless, ugly 49-year-old grandpa that hasn't found purpose in life since he landed on his head on planet earth. You are so useless that no-one takes you seriously. Your failure identity makes you very easy to spot like an oasis in a desert.

You ran outta family section to romance section to try whether you can use your one chance in overcoming virginity, and your "Banchelorhood" is long over due but that people around you have begun to think your transpired against the gods... still you failed before you were even able to mount your short, leprous feet on this section cos fate is against you!

Accursed swine! Woe betide the day that a mishap like you were born. You are a shame, a bad owen, an all-time carrier of failure, a demented dog and a helpless stunted soul!! Don't go and marry. Be here exchanging bants with every dîck, tom and harry. You think time waits for you? Shameless agbaya. The people you are asslicking about now are the same people who shamed you and bare your dirty linens in public view.

What a pity! What a shame!! *spits on his hideous pothole riddled face*

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Family / Re: 15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues(pictures) by horlamelekan(m): 1:31pm On Jul 28, 2016
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Family / Re: At 26, Is It Right Or Wrong To Still Live With One's Parent? by horlamelekan(m): 5:40am On Jul 28, 2016
αѕ ℓσηg αѕ уσυʀ ραʀєηтѕ ɗση'т мιηɗ уσυ вʀιηgιηg ρʀσѕтιтυтєѕ нσмє...ιт'ѕ αℓℓ gσσɗ

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Events / Re: It's My Birthday Today by horlamelekan(m): 5:22am On Jul 28, 2016
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TV/Movies / Re: Nollywood Actor Got Burnt On Set (see Video) by horlamelekan(m): 5:17am On Jul 28, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage May Have Joined The Illuminati (video & Photo) by horlamelekan(m): 5:13am On Jul 28, 2016
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Romance / Re: Why Have I Kept My Virginity For So Long by horlamelekan(m): 12:29am On Jul 28, 2016
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Romance / Re: What This Guy Did To His Facebook Girlfriend Will Shock You (photo) by horlamelekan(m): 12:26am On Jul 28, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Bibi Bright Outfit To City People Award by horlamelekan(m): 12:05am On Jul 28, 2016
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dear something is wrong with ur eyes grin
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Romance / Re: Things You Should Let Go Of by horlamelekan(m): 8:32pm On Jul 27, 2016
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Romance / Re: 14 Photos That Prove Nigeria Has The Coolest Policemen In The World by horlamelekan(m): 8:26pm On Jul 27, 2016
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4 You are highly protected, honestly.
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Romance / Re: 14 Photos That Prove Nigeria Has The Coolest Policemen In The World by horlamelekan(m): 7:35pm On Jul 27, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Bibi Bright Outfit To City People Award by horlamelekan(m): 7:31pm On Jul 27, 2016
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Romance / Re: 12 Photos People With Crushes Can Relate To by horlamelekan(m): 6:55pm On Jul 27, 2016
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Sports / Re: Official!!! Arsenal Sign Young Brazilian Striker (Photo) by horlamelekan(m): 6:43pm On Jul 27, 2016
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