chinedubrazil:


stop hating, it is educative, only if you have low level of understanding.

FisifunKododada:
It once happened, on a certain day, a bull and a pheasant were grazing on the field. The bull was grazing on the grass, the pheasant was picking ticks off the bull; they are partners, you know?
Then the pheasant looked at a huge tree which was at the edge of the field, and very nostalgically said, "Alas, there was a time when I could fly to the top most branch of the tree, but today I do not have the strength even to fly to the first branch of the tree"
The bull very nonchalantly said, "That's no problem! Eat a little bit of my dung every day, you will see, within a fortnight's time you will reach the top of the tree."
The pheasant said, "Oh, come off it! How is that possible?"
The bull replied, "Really, please try and see. The whole humanity is on it, you could try, too."
Very hesitantly, the pheasant started pecking at the dung, and lo, on the very first day it reached the first branch of the tree. In a fortnight's time, it reached the topmost branch of the tree. It just went and sat on the topmost branch and just enjoyed the scenery. The old farmer saw a fat old pheasant on the top of the tree. He took out his shotgun and shot him off the tree. So the moral of the story is: even bullshit can get you to the top, but never lets you stay there.

saintvc:
never marry your neighbour. they can be your side chick but not date seripusly

blessingsonflee:
uniben wey cow dey shit put for everywhere

Pidginwhisper:
you no get sense.. you see source for there you still dey call Op foolish like say na him carry out the survey instead make you click on the link and go blame the blogger..Foolish ppl everywhere

kingjomezy:


which hostel fine for uniben abeg tell me.... na keystone, nddc,...no just call hall 1,2 to five.... they are all CASTED

ecoeco:
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Your honor i believe this boys to be innocent of the accusations

This are my points

No. 1 Your honor
If the door was indeed locked... then let the defendant explain
Hw d neighbors allegedly "caught" them

No 2 Your honor
Let the defendant define what the neighbors meant by 'Screaming" in the term
.... We're the actual words "help" in the "screaming"
we all "scream" when watching some adrenaline engaging movies like football 4 men nd horror 4 women
... For all will know Your honor they could hav been watching a horror movie or a thrilling action film

Based on the above aforementioned points Your honor
I plead not guilty for the accused


#Eco99#

ecoeco:
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Your honor i believe this boys to be innocent of the accusations

This are my points

No. 1 Your honor
If the door was indeed locked... then let the defendant explain
Hw d neighbors allegedly "caught" them

No 2 Your honor
Let the defendant define what the neighbors meant by 'Screaming" in the term
.... We're the actual words "help" in the "screaming"
we all "scream" when watching some adrenaline engaging movies like football 4 men nd horror 4 women
... For all will know Your honor they could hav been watching a horror movie or a thrilling action film

Based on the above aforementioned points Your honor
I plead not guilty for the accused


Na your sister dem go rape next...


#Eco99#

policy12:

Someone should please help me, my AC is emitting heat.

SaiNigeria:
They never pick distress calls and when they pick, they will tell you there's no fuel in the car.

Na app them go respond to??!

Nickizoe:
Stilll Nawaoohh...Can't a day pass by without a fada daughter Rape jixox come already..

xxxtedyxxx:
I used to be a stammerer.

I noticed that when I try to speak fast, or when I am angry, I tend to stammer. However, I speak glibly and smoothly if I speak slow.


The only solution is to learn to "speak slow". That's it.

Don't rush your words. Just calm down and talk.

Badmanbay:
Yes both should share there account information. Failure to do that means one of em is cheating!!!

What's there to hide when you are both married