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Religion / Re: Why Do Most Youths Give God Peanuts? by HoseaAudu(m): 2:43pm On Nov 08, 2015
omooba969:


May be OP na usher for church, na dem do long-throat pass. grin

its Possible that the OP's ( Crazyman ) Father Owns the Church, and members are not given as much as they use tho give. Things don hard up for Pastor House.

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Religion / Re: Why Do Most Youths Give God Peanuts? by HoseaAudu(m): 2:32pm On Nov 08, 2015
Let us know Your Income, and how much you give to God. Don't come here criticizing people in a Faceless forum.

instead of you to mind your business in Church you are looking at what people are giving as offering

CrazyMan:
Good morning and happy sunday to you all.

I'm writing this piece to notify most christian youths of their giving attitude towards God. I remember last sunday when I went to church, when it was time for offering, the girl sitting close to me just removed N20 (yes you heard me right TWENTY NAIRA!) From her purse, inserted it into the envelope and dropped it in the offering basket.

Looking at this lady, her sophisticated dressing, her phone, the kind of perfume oozing out from her, then dropping N20 to her creator.

To me I saw that as an insult to God. It would have been better if she didn't give any offering at all than embarrassing God.

If you love someone and want to appreciate him/her, even if you lack the funds to do so at the moment, you'll still go beyond your limits to prove to that person that you really love him/her regardless of what it'll cost you.

Likewise God. If we say we love him (God), then we should prove it by the kind of offerings we give to him.

If you have a boss you want to appreciate for a promotion he gave to you, would you give him a gift of N20 or N50?

Or you're a final year student whom your HOD just waived a course for so you'll graduate with your mates, would you buy him a gift of N20?

You'll end up provoking him and make him regret offering you that help rather than being commended for the gift.

In 2Samuel 24:24 David said.

 And the king said unto Araunah, Nay; but I will surely buy it of thee at a price: neither will I offer burnt offerings unto the Lord my God of that which doth cost me nothing. So David bought the threshingfloor and the oxen for fifty shekels of silver.

So if a whole king like david refused to take a land offered free of charge by a law abiding citizen. How much more we who battle with foundational principalities and powers on daily basics, and still come out victorious. Thanks to the power in the name and blood of Jesus.

I want to charge us today that as we go to our various churches, we should appreciate God, if if we have nothing to thank him for, our being alive should be a testimony of his love towards us. So double your offerings by giving him something that cost you much and I'm sure that he in return would bless you abundantly.

Happy sunday to you all.
Celebrities / Re: I Need Help Urgently by HoseaAudu(m): 7:35pm On Nov 06, 2015
rose4flower:
cutehector I pray God put u I a situation where u will av to cry & beg for people help dem someone frm no where wil come & tel people not to help u Dat u are scam I pray a Day like Dat wil cm in ur life & den u wil be in terribly need of help. Anyway I don't need ur help anymore God had been faithful I am even looking for ways you delete dis post on NL. I don't need ur help anymore

you need help and you are cursing na was oh
Celebrities / Re: I Need Help Urgently by HoseaAudu(m): 7:34pm On Nov 06, 2015
rose4flower:
Dis is d account details sir Lawal Winner Tosin First Bank account 3093317914 d account belongs to my neighbor son I operate wit Uba bank bt it's been up to a year I saved dere so I don't no if it's no longer working I live @ etegbin ojo local government area my shop is @ sibe sibe bus stop am always dere I do fixing of nail wit eye lashes I av a small table dere am always dere I am fair in complexion & plumpy am givin you my information for u to no I am nt a fraudster thanks a lot sir

If you are looking for help on a public platform never use your neighbors account for people to pay money. It just sounds fraudulent even when you are genuine.
Phones / Re: Nairalanders Please Help Me Get MTN To Return My CREDIT by HoseaAudu(m): 11:19am On Oct 25, 2015
You have to seek Justice for this fraudulent act by MTN.

This are steps to take:

1. Keep the SMS confirmation of the Transfer.

2.Keep the dates and Time you called the MTN Helpline. They claim to record all calls for quality control purposes. Record of the dates and time will come handy in your defense.

3. Stop all verbally communication with MTN.

4. Write a mail to MTN's email, Twitter handle, Facebook Page. All correspondences should Henceforth be written and documented.

5. Ensure to Copy the MD MTN Nigeria in your mails.

6. if within 24hrs you do not get favourably response, ensure you begin to copy NCC, and CPC in your replies , still copying the MTN Nigeria MD.

7. If after the next 24 Hours you still do not get a favourably response. you will then formally Write to NCC and CPC and put MTN in the copy, stating your complain and what you require from MTN as compensation.

8. With the above correspondence you will then write a hard copy letter to CPC. Ensure to get an acknowledgment copy. At this point You will not be only requesting for the data compensation that was deducted, but all expenses incurred while following up on the refund.

9. Within 7 days CPC will mandate MTN to verify the claim and refund you accordingly.

10. If you are not compensated after the Directive from CPC, you and then institute a law suit against MTN and demand for damages. With all this evidence and correspondence, A lot of lawyers will be begging you for them to file the case.

NCC = Nigeria Communication Commission
CPC = Consumer Protection
Council

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sad sad sad sad sad sad They would deduct my credit unnecessarily, i would be too busy to call and let it slide but they have finally done the thing that would make me port my line but i want my credit back first.

A friend of mine got back to Naija on the 14th of october and she called me because she couldnt seem to get the data . recharge thing done as fast as i could.

So i used the MTN data Gifting service so that she can contact me and whoever she needs to contact,
They deducted me and the data never arrived. for the past 10 days, i have been calling MTN. one thing or the other.

Their agents always confirm that i was deducted and that the data never arrived but it is the same story everytime, they will refund.;
Why is Nigeria like this? MTN cannot try this in South Africa that they are from

Is NCC sleeping. Consumers are not protected and it is sad how much companies (both foreign and local) exploit the masses

Screen shots attached. I will port to GLO OR ETISALAT but first! i want my credit back.
I dont even want to go into details of how this affected my friend who i convinced to move back to Nigeria to do her NYSC.

See screen shots. despite an sms saying it has been resolved, i did not get the credit neither did she get the data.
We should be able to sue and get major compensation for things like this.


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Politics / Re: Breaking: David Mark Gets NEW Senate Position - Cramjones by HoseaAudu(m): 7:34pm On Oct 24, 2015
cramjones:
Great man he is! Congrats David Mark

-CramJones

Is it so difficult to Grow up?

This joke is only made by infants; except you are one.
Politics / Lagos Na Wa !!! Another Trailer Falls In Lagos by HoseaAudu(m): 12:44pm On Oct 23, 2015
Source : www.naijahamlet.com
Another Trailer falls in Agege this morning.

Politics / Breaking News !!! Just In - Bomb Blast Many Feared Dead by HoseaAudu(m): 10:12am On Oct 23, 2015
Source : www.naijahamlet.com


A suicide bomber attacked a mosque in Jiddari-Polo near Federal High Court in Old GRA Maiduguri, Borno this morning ( 23rd Oct,2015). Many are feared dead while many others are said to be injured.
Crime / Re: Is This A New Style Police Use To Get Money Now? by HoseaAudu(m): 1:28pm On Oct 21, 2015
iamdotune:
I don't know what to call this, an art of implication or fraud.


My dad and I were coming back from office, we saw a police man that stopped us and pleaded to carry him to his check point, my dad being a kind man allowed him in and then told me to come and seat with him at the back seat so the official can seat in the front with the driver. We never got to any check point before the policeman said he's okay here that he should alight..

We dropped him, then we saw two bullets rolled down from underneath the front seat to my dads leg, we were not conscious, he was like what a pity this man forgot a bullet, we couldn't turn back and give the bullet back so he took it and threw it out from the window. We got to police checkpoint they stopped us, asked for some particulars, though our glass was tinted they asked for that too, the man checking the particulars insisted it was a stop and search we should come down, then I started thanking God that what if we never found the bullet..

They searched and searched and found nothing they made a signal and one guy went a feet ahead to make a call, came back annoyed then my dad knew what was going on, I'm pretty sure he never thought of the bullet then he said haven't you searched enough and then they let us go.. That was wen he said did they want to implicate me or what when i was thinking they forgot a bullet..

It's not a joking stuff o.. Please be security aware

OP are you sure this happened to you. I have heard and read abt this story from 3 different pple.

What is your Location, which road, which state did this happen?
NYSC / Re: Any Batch C 14 Serving Punishment For Missing Headcount! by HoseaAudu(m): 12:16pm On Oct 21, 2015
its only on on NL you have power,

you claim you are not a zombie, yet you can't walk into you State Coordinators official and ask of your Certificate.

you are on NL wailing.

Since you have more important things to do, why are you complaining of your Certificate.

NB: to prove you are a Zombie. pls quote me


coollabman:



na wetin make you be zombie so! undecided

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NYSC / Re: Any Batch C 14 Serving Punishment For Missing Headcount! by HoseaAudu(m): 10:42am On Oct 21, 2015
My friend, when you signed up for the Program, you became property of the government, Head count can be conducted at anytime of the week and if you are absent without permission then you have yourself to blame.

NYSC is a paramilitary scheme. AWOL is unacceptable.

I just wish, Nigerians are born Military then can convert to Civilians.

Civilians don't just heed to simple instructions.

If you must travel,why did you not take permission?


coollabman:



my friend! angry its only a zombie that will foolishly follow that instruction. didn't you have a life before Nysc? don't you have family to visit? or other goals to pursue? the point here is that the way and manner the headcount was carried out was wrong. if they were really interested in catching ghost corps members, they would have carried it out when schools were in session and during the week day. yet they came on Saturday and Sunday to do headcount! angry mtschew

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Celebrities / Re: 14-year-old Sasha Obama Goes On Her First Date [photo] by HoseaAudu(m): 1:21pm On Oct 18, 2015
why is he wearing NYSC jacket?
Politics / Horrible !!!!! The Terrible State Of Phcn Abuja. by HoseaAudu(m): 3:47pm On Oct 12, 2015
Source / More Pictures : www.naijahamlet.com


The Office is located before Asokoro, for those of you that are not familiar with Abuja, The PHCN office is a 10mins Drive to ASO Rock VILLA.


This is an office that serves over five hundred customers daily.

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Politics / Breaking News!!!!!!! : Fuel To Sell At N57/litre ? by HoseaAudu(m): 10:36pm On Oct 11, 2015
Breaking News!

Fuel now sell for #57 per liter by NNPC Mega Stations Nationwide. To go round in the next couple of days!

Source : www.naijahamlet.com
Politics / Breaking News: Plane Crash In Yola by HoseaAudu(m): 10:36pm On Oct 10, 2015
An Airforce Plane has Crashed in Yola, the Adamawa State Capital.



As confirmed and Reported by Channels TV.



Source : www.naijahamlet.com
Politics / Re: Breaking News!!!! Bomb Blast In Abuja (nyanya - Mararaba Axis)? by HoseaAudu(m): 9:19pm On Oct 10, 2015
WIZGUY69:
op may God punish you if it's a lie.
who jokes with such news?
Politics / Re: Breaking News!!!! Bomb Blast In Abuja (nyanya - Mararaba Axis)? by HoseaAudu(m): 9:04pm On Oct 10, 2015
warrior01:

Did you hear the sound too? Gbammmm!

Loud and Clear.
with enough vibration
Politics / Breaking News!!!! Bomb Blast In Abuja (nyanya - Mararaba Axis)? by HoseaAudu(m): 9:00pm On Oct 10, 2015
Bomb blast around Nyanya - Mararaba Axis around 8:40pm.


Casualty figure not confirmed. Details Shortly.



Source : www.naijahamlet.com

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Politics / Re: WWIII HAS Begun:chinese Warplanes Join Russian Air Raids Against ISIS Terrorists by HoseaAudu(m): 10:44pm On Oct 09, 2015
Since you are so gifted in Insulting People , why dont you convert some of that negative Energy into cognative intelligence and have a decent conversation.

homerac7:


Olodo! You should have sensed I was leading your "old man" on earlier with intention to expose his dirty old arsse, but he was smart enough to mame excuse for himself. Bug you olodo rabata is talking trash. Pls do tell where it is recorded that the Chinese carrier has achieved full functionality. That's even assuming you know what a carrier group entails.

MU.MU

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PerfectCV Service by HoseaAudu(m): 12:16pm On Oct 09, 2015
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Family / " I Married You Just To Have Sex With You" Husband Divorces Wife On Whatsapp by HoseaAudu(m): 1:40pm On Oct 08, 2015
Source: www.naijahamlet.com



Indian state women's commission adalat are searching for a 27-year-old man after he left his 21-year-old wife of ten days for Dubai, The Times of India reports. The Kerala college student who lodged a complaint at the women's commission's adalat in Pala, Kottayan on Monday, October 5 said he texted her a 'triple Talaq' over WhatsApp.

"He said she was like an apple and he had already tasted it. So he did not want her any more."J Prameela Devi, a member of the state women's commission adalat said.

The girl’s mother reportedly had paid the groom a dowry of Rs 10 lakh and also given him 80 sovereigns of gold. The unexpected talaq shattered the woman who was enrolled in a dental studies college. She and her sister dropped out college and school, respectively.

The girl returned home from her in-laws' residence when they ignored the talaq. Talaq in Islam is the right given to a man to divorce his wife. The commission is looking into the validity of a ‘WhatsApp talaq’ The incident has stirred some debate among Islamic scholars.

A member of the Samastha Kerala Jam-Iyyathul Ulama claimed says the divorce is valid but only after a formal discussion is held with the family. But another member of the same organisation says WhatsApp is not a legal document and the divorce said take place in person.

The commission, which questions the validity of a 'WhatsApp talaq', has ordered the department of non-resident Keralites' affairs to find the woman's husband, a 27-year-old, who's originally from Vaikom in Kottayam. It has also told the police to present the man's parents during the next adalat.

A recent study conducted across 10 states by an NGO called Bharatiya Muslim Mahila Andolan, showed that Muslim women have unequivocally voiced their dissent against the discriminatory practice of triple talaq with 92.1% seeking its ban.Oral talaq delivered through new media platforms like Skype, text messages, email and Whatsapp have become an increasing cause of worry for the community. "I don't think a normal youth can act in this manner.

The commission should provide protection and legal aid to the girl and her mother,'' said B Sugathakumari, an activist-poet and former chairperson of the state women's commission. She said strict action must be taken against the man. The talaq is valid said a member of the Samastha Kerala Jam-Iyyathul Ulama, on Tuesday.

"The divorce, however, will be granted only after holding discussions with both the man and wife and their family members. If the husband sticks to his stand,divorce will be sanctioned," said Sayyed Attakoya Thangal, the district president of the Ulama. Another member of the same organization who's also chairman of the state Haj committee, said the WhatsApp message was not a legal document.

"Talaq should ideally be done face-to-face. If it is not possible, talaq can be done after presenting relevant documents signed by witnesses," said Kottumala T M Bappu Musaliyar.

An "oversimplification of the entire process" is what Kerala Nadvathul Mujahideen state president T P Abdulla Koya Madani, called the WhatsApp divorce. "Talaq should be done under unavoidable circumstances and conditions.

Mandatory steps for talaq cannot be followed in WhatsApp."

Romance / Strange WORLD : Woman To Got To Jail For Catching Husband Cheating With Maid by HoseaAudu(m): 1:34pm On Oct 08, 2015
Source/Watch Video : www.naijahamlet.com




A woman who had long suspected her husband was cheating with the family maid could go to jail for filming him flirting and kissing the maid on her phone and posting the video on the internet.

The scorned woman is being questioned by police and could be imprisoned after she posted the video on social media with the caption: "The minimum punishment for this husband is to scandalise him."

The wife could go to prison for a year on defamation charges, as Saudi Arabia, where the incident occurred, enforces strict punishment for anyone using videos of photography to defame another person. Though it is a big issue for men to be involved with their maids, and the country sees it as a sign of bad morals, it also a big issue to shame someone on social media.

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Romance / BREAKING,WORLD RECORD 12 Year Old Gives Birth, But Father Of Baby To Go To JAIL by HoseaAudu(m): 12:55pm On Oct 08, 2015
Source : www.naijahamlet.com


A teenager is facing life in prison after he got a 12-year-old girl pregnant in Belfast.
The schoolgirl allegedly got pregnant after having sex with a 19-year-old man.
If she carries to full-term, the young girl - whose family are said to be in shock - could become one of Britain's youngest mothers.

Police confirmed that the 19-year-old was arrested last Thursday after the pregnancy was reported to police and has been released on bail, pending further inquiries.
If it is found that he had sex with the girl, he faces being charged with rape, which can carry a life sentence if he gets convicted.

According to UK law, anyone aged under 13 is not legally considered to be able to give consent to sex, so those who engage in sexual activity with them face a charge of statutory rape.

A Police spokesman said:

'Police arrested a 19 year old man in the West Belfast area on Thursday 1st October in relation to a sexual offence. The man has been released on police bail pending further enquiries.'


The girl who is believed to be UK's youngest mother gave birth last April after getting pregnant by her 13-year-old boyfriend while she was still in primary school.

The 11 year old girl and the baby’s father were said to be ‘totally in love’ and had been going out for a year when she got pregnant.

She then gave birth at 12 years and three months, making her five months younger than Britain's previous youngest mother.

The youngest father on record is Sean Stewart, of Bedford, who became a father aged 12 in 1998.
Daily Mail

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: PerfectCV Service by HoseaAudu(m): 8:24am On Oct 08, 2015
Deehvahrzz:
Op, how do I get in touch with you for a well written cv. I am a fresh graduate and despite all sample and guidelines, I still have not been able to put together one that seem satisfactory to me.

You can send me your CV so that i can re-arrange your CV and include a Cover Page for you
Romance / Re: OMG, The Very BIG Ass That Got People Talking In A Bank in Abuja TODAY! by HoseaAudu(m): 6:31pm On Oct 07, 2015
shizzy7:
I don't stay in Abuja......
I Live in Borno
Sambisa Close
Gwoza street
House Audu
Come visit,, I'll be expecting you..grin

Besides Man shall not live by As** Alone...

i grew up in maiduguri, was there last month, if you are there i dont mind coming back.

So what else shall man live by ?
Romance / Re: OMG, The Very BIG Ass That Got People Talking In A Bank in Abuja TODAY! by HoseaAudu(m): 6:13pm On Oct 07, 2015
shizzy7:
Op, you Calling this bum Very big...So you don't see stuffs like this in Abuja...

Where I Live there are Bigger ones that cause traffic....

pls where do you stay in abj? make i relocate come your side.
Romance / OMG, The Very BIG Ass That Got People Talking In A Bank in Abuja TODAY! by HoseaAudu(m): 12:30pm On Oct 07, 2015
Did not know Nigeria babes competed with their South African Counterpart in the "BUMP DEPARTMENT"



More pics on : www.naijahamlet.com

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Politics / Confirmed: List Of Ministerial Nominees Revealed ? by HoseaAudu(m): 4:47pm On Oct 01, 2015
Could this be the Authentic List?
Saw this online , and i thought i should share, the
source seem credible

1.Dr. Chris Ngige (Anambra)

2. Kayode Fayemi (Ekiti)

3. Rotimi Amaechi (Rivers)

4. Babatunde Fashola (Lagos)

5. Abdurrahman Dambazau (rtd) (Kano)

6. Aisha AlHassan (Taraba)

7. Ogbonaya Onu (Abia)

8. Kemi Adeosun (Ogun)

9. Abubakar Malami SAN (Kebbi)

10. Senator Sirika Hadi (Katsina)

11. Barrister Adebayo Shittu (Oyo)



Click the link to view the remaining names -www.naijahamlet.com


Source www.naijahamlet.com
Politics / MI ( Jude Abaga) Insults Femi Fani-kayode On Twitter by HoseaAudu(m): 11:39am On Sep 22, 2015
MI has gone for Femi Fani-Kayode on twitter



Yesterday, former minister Femi Fani-Kayode released a statement saying that if anything happens to former Secretary to Government of the Federation, and Afenifere chieftain, Chief Olu Falae, who was kidnapped yesterday from his farm, that the Federal Government will be held responsible and there will be consequences. MI thought the statement was inappropriate and slammed him on twitter...


Click to see tweets : http://www.naijahamlet.com/2015/09/mi-jude-abaga-insults-femi-fani-kayode.html


Source : www.naijahamlet.com
Politics / DSS Disables Asari Dokubo's Facebook Account by HoseaAudu(m): 11:27am On Sep 22, 2015
The spokesperson to the leader of the Niger Delta Peoples Salvation Front (NDPSF), Alhaji Mujahid Dokubo Asari, Rex Ekiugbo Anighoro, has alleged that the Facebook account of Asari Dokubo has been disabled by the Department of State Services (DSS).



A statement released yesterday by Ekiugho titled: 'Buhari and APC: Depotism and the Confiscation of Freedom of Expression: Time Bomb Waiting to Explode', alleged that Asari's account was disabled after he began a serialised article on his Facebook page on the gaffes and hypocrisy of Pres. Buhari.



"Although we are not surprised at this junta’s long awaited modus, it remains a sad commentary that we are back to stone age where press freedom is endangered"

Ekiugbo said in the statement said investigations carried out by them revealed that President Buhari through his media aides had begun the systematic dismantling of accounts of all strong and key opposition voices in the social media network through frivolous petitions of ‘inciting public unrest and the making of hate speeches’ to management of Facebook in their desperate moves to control the network media space.



Source : www.naijahamlet.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Mansard Test Invite by HoseaAudu(m): 1:57pm On Sep 17, 2015
Had my Second Stage interview on my 15th September,2015 ( Experience Hire)

Does anyone in the House know the Grade System in AxaMansard ( ET - SM)?

And from what grade are you Entitled for a Status Car.

Thanks


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