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wonlasewonimi:
Bad precedent you have just set. People will start stEaling and blaming it on hunger. Watch this space!

That is if hez lucky to get to d person in one piece. This era of jungle justice that people can burn a baby who stole a cup of garri

u mean naija police?

MeAboki:
Typical IPOB youth flexing his shop boy mentality; lacking in substance and full of moronic hatred - what a joke!
BTW, is that you loitering outside you master's shop

ur Igbo bros

internetgangste:
I'm sure you are good at nothing

I'm just gud @ bringing out d sen$elessness and nothingness in ur DNA to public display.

A 23-year old man Shadrach Goyiriola has been arrested and charged before a Lagos court for allegedly stealing power bank charger worth N4,500.
He has been remanded in prison custody at Kirikiri, Lagos Nigeria on the order of the court.
The incident happened at Justrite Super Store at Jakande Estate, Oke Afa, Ejigbo, Lagos where Goyiriola went and pretended to be buying items.
He was caught on camera as he picked the power bank and hid it in his private.
Unknown to the suspect, the management of the store mounted Close Circuit Television, CCT camera in the store to monitor activities.
When he was about to leave the premises without buying anything, he was accosted by the security who searched and found the item on him.
P.M.EXPRESS gathered he attempted to deny initially but when he was shown the CCT camera recording while hiding the item, he reportedly started pleading and offered to pay for the item.
By then it was already too late as the management handed him over to the police at Ejigbo division who charged before the court with stealing under the Criminal Code.
At the Ejigbo Magistrate’s court where Goyiriola was arraigned, pleaded not guilty.
The presiding Magistrate, Mr A.A. Fashola granted him bail in the sum of N10,000 with one surety in like sum.
He was remanded in prison custody pending when he will perfect his bail condition.
The matter was adjourned till 23 January 2017.

Source: pmexpressng.com/man-sent-prison-stealing-power-bank/

wizkidblogger:
Jesus was never tormented nor crucified. That guy that was crucified is not Jesus.

Jesus ascended to heaven with Angel Gabriel when those pple were busy punishing the innocent man.

My guy. The best HISTORY student! Kindly remind me d name of that innocent man crucified instead of Jesus. YLP spotted!!

sekem:
At least, recognized that you are a SHEEP.

MeAboki:
A very silly comment based on blind hatred not common sense.
Pls give specifics as to how you disagree or how you think these proposed economic measures are going to be disastrous or otherwise refrain from commenting on what you obviously do not understand.

Your level of ZOMBIEism has gone into irreversible comatose. Anyway i sighted u when on ur way TREKKING for BUBU to exchange $1 for N480, and buy fuel for N140/ltr despite d global price crash! Radaaadaa!

zeestone99:
But why jst two likes for the op, wel I forgot this is nt tonto dike's new shoes topic.
Op spot on, I stil can't fathom where we al got it wrong, why shud we even have more than one church, some call themselves pentecostal, odas cele, and some Catholic etc. preaching from jst one holy book (Bible),and we expect no confusion and competition. SMH

Thumb's up for u. The confusion and competition among them strictly for "resource" control. The kind of politics going on in CAN and PFN chapters are even worse than APC - PDP issue. All upon money and material things. They even fight for slots from govt to attend Jerusalem.

CAPFISNG:
Have you heard of CAPFIS Program?

Yes. But u dint tell us that registration for the programme is a non-refundable N5000 for the jobless youths

HELL-ROOFHIGH, El-rufai

A disastrous combination is when u have an incompetent AFONJA-Kemi, heading an economy team with an unstable IPOD-Emefuele as d CB governor for a clueless and directionless kunnu-sipping SHEPHERD from Sahara desert BUBU rulling a zoo.

B2Spirits:
According to your fictional bible, Jesus has to suffer so that he can take away ur sins, not my sins. Whose sins are the slaughter rams from Reigners church taking away?

Ask Satan when u get to hell, or God if u make it to heaven.

OlajumokeBread:


God is a scam

Jesus Christ is a scam

Religion is a scam

Bible (story book) is a scam

But wait, how did u kno that God, Jesus, Religion and Bible are scam. I need proofs and logical evidence. Maybe u can convince me

seunmsg :
Where was the holy spirit when this evil was happening to people who gathered in a church to worship? Why did the holy spirit refuse to save all these children of God? Sigh!

B2Spirits:
The holy spirit was voting in Rivers state at the time.

Where was God when Jesus was been tormented and crucified? He knows best.

Khd95:
When there was crane crash in saudi last yr,u christians literaly say all manners of thing,asking where was Allah,now can u say such in dis case,


God's way are not our way,becareful of what u say,u dont knw tommorow,may Almighty God heal d injured,accept the dead,nd give the living the fotitude to bear dis loss

I would have clapped for u, but for d first part of ur comment. Which christian asked u dt? Accident doesn't differentiate on d basis of religion or race. Why would someone be happy that such tragedy occurred? We all commiserated with them that time.

This is a clear case of structural failure, and it could happen anytime, anywhere and any day. Even, sometimes, big construction companies experience structural failure due to avoidable errors. The failure should be investigated by experts to prevent a reoccurrence in d future. RIP to d dead.

Can someone @ Ondo do a thorough investigation and follow up on the story. It begs for a full detail.
I saw it earlier in another thread, and i was as confused as Bubu is abt d Nigerian economy.

Acts 2:44-47 "And all that believed were together, and had all things common;
And sold their possessions and goods, and parted them to all men, as every man had need.
And they, continuing daily with one accord in the temple, and breaking bread from house to house, did eat their meat with gladness and singleness of heart,
Praising God, and having favour with all the people. And the Lord added to the church daily such as should be saved."

The gathering of children of God to worship the true living God in the synagogues precedes the birth of Jesus Christ, but not until after His ascension that what we could called "the Church" came into existence. This was recorded in the Acts of Apostles Chapter 2, when the Apostles gathered waiting for the coming of the Holy Spirit. From there the Apostles went global (as commanded by Christ in His farewell message during Ascension- Acts 1: 8 ) in spreading the gospel, planting new churches and "house fellowships". The rest of the new testament contains epistles (letters) to the church- the body of Christ: clearly laid down instructions on how to live a pure and righteous life as a christian, and consequences of disobedience to divine instructions, and even a warning letter to Churches in the book of Revelation.

Christianity as a religion is for us to believe in and emulate the life and characters of Jesus Christ in all our conducts, as a means of gaining eternal life. Therefore, coming together as a Church to worship God is one of the ways of seeking spiritual rejuvenation, connecting more to things which are spiritual to guide our conducts here on earth, and most importantly, to make heaven. This is also in continuation of the culture of Christ while here on earth, bringing people together and teaching them as recorded in the four Gospels, and as continued by the Apostles.

However, apart from this very important reason, it was recorded in the Act 2: 44-47 that the church was established to cater for the welfare of the members. Therefore, the two reasons for the emergence of the Church was spiritual rejuvenation and welfare of members. Biblically, any digression from these is no longer of God, with gravious consequences (see the Book of Revelations). Also note that it is the LORD that adds to His church (Acts 2: 47)

Fast forward to today in Nigeria. What is the essence of establishing a church? While countless reasons abound, the prominent one is making money, venturing into business to maximize profits. Pastors compete for earthly gains, forgetting their heavenly reward. They milk the church members dry, and programmed sermons that will make their "sheep" give through their noses. Poor members contribute money to further enrich their pastors. Even in this recession period, pastors are saying the only way out for their members is to still give to them, to the extent of brainwashing innocent members to borrowing money to give to them. Many pastors are billionaires today, without knowing exactly what "business" they engage into. I remember recently that the billionaire Founder of the pentecostal church I attend was celebrating his birthday, my local pastor was asking us- i mean mandating members- to contribute certain amount which will be sent to the GO, to celebrate. We were told that God is set to bless us if we contribute that money. I contributed nothing, because I see no sense in giving part of the little i have to the billions he already has to procure a private jet and hire DSS operatives to secure him with sophisticated guns; whereas i have no bicycle and the Lord is my keeper and security, as they always preach to us.

The question is how many church gives back to church members? How many pastors are concerned with the welfare of their flocks? How many pastors can sell their properties and give back to the poor members? (Matthew 19:21 Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me.) Many people works in the church today as volunteers, to enrich the pastor's purse without anything to show for their "divine" labour, rather they will still be mandated to give to the church out of their penury.

While the gospel needs money to be spread across the world, as divinely commissioned by Jesus, how many Pastors use the money contributed to the church for that purpose? They rather build fully AC church, buy fleet of cars and expensive mansions and junketter around in their private or first class jets claiming that God is good to them only, and building schools that only their members that are "robbers" of any guise can afford to send their wards their.

Many of the pastors have equally resolved to helping God in adding to the church. They engage in a lot of atrocities and fetishness to add members to their churches and also perform magic ( miracles) to entice gullible and unsuspecting people who they will eventually milk dry. An Abuja Pastor was reportedly paid a trader N500,000 last week to fake his death and be brought to church in a coffin so that he can "pray" for him to ressurect. It went the other way round as the man eventually died before the pastor could resurrect him. Another one was in the news for turning cold water to hot water - magic!. Is this how and what Christ and the Apostles instructed us to do? Where did we miss it? Is this how to help God to add to his church? He is the head of the church and He is the Only One that adds to His church- Acts 2:47.

The rich man in Luke 16: 19 ff, went to hell simply because he could not part with little for Lazarus from the abundance he had, and it was too late for him to repent. Jesus told the rich man in Matthew 19:21 to go and sell his properties and give the money to the poor, he couldnt do it. The churches started by the Apostles sold whatever thing they had and shared the money so that there is none lacking among them- Acts 2: 45. This is the example given to us by Jesus and demonstrated by those we see as founders of christianity. Why then do many of our modern day preachers are always after material things they will get rather than how the church will be a blessing to the members? Why should I be bringing more to the church whether i have or not? Different offerings and contributions are levied, yet nobody will ever ask you about your welfare. The surest way to be on the Pastor's VIP list is to often pay fat tithes and offerings, and give gifts to the pastor. Your spiritual life is of no concern to them as long as you are bringing your dues as at when due.

Many people have backslided due to the church missing its original purpose of establishment. I know quite some people who have vowed never to attend any church again. They only tuned in to their choce Tele-church on sunday morning and watch a live service from home. A lot of people have been discouraged by this misdemanour.

The church is a vital weapon in bringing orderliness into this chaotic society where everything seems upside down. In this end time, it is high time we went back to our creator and religiously follow His instructions and emulate His deeds. We should always ask, what would Jesus do in a situation like this? Will Jesus ask his poor members to contribute money for his birthday party? Will he ask them for money to buy a private jet when some members do not have a bicycle? Will Jesus attend physically to those that pay their tithes in dollars and ignore those who do not have? Will He obtain money for form for those that want to see him? Will Jesus be employing Police escorts while telling his disciples that the keeper of Israel never sleeps (security comes from God)? Will he establish businesses and schools with money conteibuted by members and set the fees so high that only those who "stelas" could afford such? Remeber, judgement will start from the doorstep of the church. 1 Peter 4:17 "For the time is come that judgment must begin at the house of God: and if it first begin at us, what shall the end be of them that obey not the gospel of God?"

special thx to that aide that was reportedly pushed him out, but rest in peace to d aide as he died in his stead.

let me just park here first, in case lalasticlala decide to take it to d promise land thinking its a snake-mouse

OP, upon how tech savvy u are, y on earth did u carry ur money to buy dt explosive called Galaxy. That crap has destroyed many things across d globe. Sorry for ur loss

It was my JS 1. I wrote a luv letter with a different handwriting to a boy in my class and i put d name of a girl in d next class on it as d writer. I handed over d letter to d boy claiming i saw it on d floor. He went to d girl to challenge her which she denied. she reported to d mammy waters @ d staff room and 3 of us were invited 4 questioning. We were asked to re-copy d letter, thinking they will kno who has d writing. Mumu teachers! up till today dt case is not yet solved because i used my actual hand writing which contradicts d other one.

I implicated a girl in SS2 for attempting to make d most wicked teacher in my school flog me. I turned it against her and She was flogged head to toe, and i was just laffing because i was just smart then.

I remember jumping tru d back windows wenever dt biology teacher was coming.
And those early morning bleeps with Y****si. We used to meet as early as 7-7:15am bf others will come and do all those stuffs. Still nobody believed i could kill an ant.

PROUDLY AFONJAS. We are making d country proud.

Prectega:
what chapter

i said NATIONAL Publicity Secretary

Pls which of d gods showed u ds?

I want to nominate myself for d post of the NATIONAL PUBLICITY SECRETARY of NCAN.

HOTSPEC

space booked till lalasticlala wakes in d mng and push ds to d final destination

Buhari, ao market?

U mean anty Linda bot dt sh$t for 70m naira? I wonder what type of car Dangote and Bill Gate ride, even me?

BTW, d poster above me ^^^^ are u a ga%y or le$bi@n or gold-digger
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Ur monika loves don jazzy, now u love anty linda.