₦airaland Forum

Recently, I was at the Bible Study in my local church, when a member stood up to ask a question I found very imperative and extremely useful. He started by saying that most of the preachings we heard in the church were usually centred on God and what He can do for us. But haven known these, WHAT THEN, EXACTLY ARE OUR RESPONSIBILITIES AS CHRISTIANS in the church and even outside the church? So, I decide to share these here today, for Christians to deliberate upon. Happy Sunday.

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OP, u could have titled it SNAKE souvenir from my adventures for lalasticlala to find it on time..

*modified* @ last, d promise land

akraym:
Isookay.


Why is the govern's chair different?

becos hez d governor

Berlynn:
no one

why now? ur nomination is important

Gaddafithe2nd:
smh!

SMH!!!

Rich men live original life, while poor men live fake lives

11 years old? Are u sure he was drooped off, or he absconded from home?

Reminds me of what we call "you may see my hand, but cant see what is on my mind"

— 16th December 2016

Less than a week after it froze accounts of Nigerian participants, a mysterious website has popped up claiming that the authorities of the popular ponzi scheme, MMM, is set to lift the ban it placed on monies in the scheme following outcry by participants of the scheme in Nigeria, just as the scheme has jmoved to Kenya.
The news of the ban lift is coming after a purported emergency meeting was held on Wednesday, December 14, 2016 by MMM Nigeria Global, which said the ban was to restructure the scheme.
At the end of the meeting, MMM Nigeria issued a communiqué that, within the one month of mavro ban, it will continue growing.
“The freeze periods may even be less than one month, but it all depends on programmers and how fast they can finish. This year, we will have a new model to help make this community sustainable in Nigeria.
“We will post clarification with more details about the frozen mavro on everyone’s Personal Office (PO). Some mavros will be released before the 30 days release date probably in batches.
“Next week, we will implement change of guider button on every participants PO. New section in our PO will be installed this week. PH and GH order dispatching has been stopped for a while, meaning they aren’t matching anyone for the meantime. We will use this period to tackle other issues we have with support.”
The leadership of the scheme in Nigeria said the progress, failure and expectation of the scheme depends on the participants.
“MMM Nigeria’s progress depends on you, your expectation determines the future. You determine what you want. You have to encourage yourselves and your downlines.”
Recall that MMM froze mavros of participants for one month, but its Nigerian operators have recently said the ban might be lifted within days.
However, on the MMM reclaimed website, it specified that it will help MMM Nigerian participants reclaim their mavros. “Nobody deserves to be made to suffer for helping others. We will help you reclaim your mavros,” the website said.
Meanwhile, latest report said that the ponzi scheme has moved to Kenya. Naij.com reports that in Kenya, the scheme has promised a 40 per cent profit for every investment by participants, unlike the 30 per cent return for people who participated in the pyramid scheme in Nigeria and South Africa.
Just like Nigeria, MMM Kenya already has a Facebook account and YouTube account. A circular sent out to all users of the scheme during the late hours of Monday, December 12, said all money has been frozen for a month. The circular, however, calmed the participants down, saying it is to help prevent any problems during the New Year season and also to tackle the media frenzy that has been going on in the country.
The letter read: “Dear members! As usual, in the New Year season, the system is experiencing heavy workload.
Moreover, it has to deal with the constant frenzy provoked by the authorities in the mass media. The things are still going well; the participants feel calm; everyone gets paid – as you can see, there haven’t been any payment delays or other problems yet – but it is better to avoid taking risk.”
Moreover, there are almost three weeks left to the New Year, hence, on the basis of the above mentioned, from now on all confirmed mavro will be frozen for a month. The reason for this measure is evident. We need to prevent any problems during the New Year season, and then, when everything calms down, this measure will be cancelled.”
‘’We hope for your understanding, ‘’Administration’’
In May, MMM South Africa also announced a freeze. According to reports, it is still frozen till now.
Recall that both the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) and Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) have warned investing public over the
scheme.

Source: sunnewsonline.com/mmm-to-release-money-in-batches-relocates-to-kenya/

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Smellymouth:
This is what you deserve==>

Guy, u wicked o

EgusiSoup:
I does not even knows why i voted for this APC. In all my years as a Yoruba man i did not ever knows i can be decieve to vote a dullard who made statement that lead to the killing of NYSC corp members in post election violence when the gworo chewer refuse to accept defeat and now going to tell Gambia president to accept defeat

ATIKU please come and save your people in 2019. We the yoruba a solidly behind you like ice water!

My name is Egusi Soup and I hope i has make common sense.

:-/ This ur INGLIS got me fascinated. If ur English is doing MMM, u can never GH. Not only Common sense u made, u have made an uncommon sense join

So fast

That number 5 though; I know of someone who never PH, but GH of 74k. He was called upon and d money was paid immediately

Berlynn:
no one

are u sure?

smelly mouth is still leading...

Black is beautiful, but being too black is not beautiful

Who says d place of the woman is the kitchen and the othe room?

Keep it rolling in.

This is critical.

Clueless BUBU. H e said he wanted to diversify our economy and revive the non-oil sector, especially Agric sector. Billions was spent on searching for oil by force in the Chad basin, a pipeline is abt being laid from Niger Republic to supply crude to the Kaduna refinery, an MOU was signed by d Moroccan king t visited recently on similar stuff for gas. How much has ds goro-chewing directionless and clueless shepherd from the Sahara desert has invested in d Agric sector since he came on board? and what results are we seeing?

Smellymouth is currently leading

Keep it coming, and copy others as well. An e-certificate awaits the Nairalander with the highest nominations from me and CRYSTALTECH DIGITALS

Year 2016 is almost over, with a lot of Nairalanders who have put smiles on our faces, with a basket-full of comic writings which made us forget about our worries, and national ups and downs. These set of people deserves applause. I deem it fit to open nomination for the award of NAIRALAND BEST COMIC WRITER-2016.
Fell free to nominate any nairalander that you think deserves the award. Nomination ends by the end of the year.

Keep it coming, and inform others as well. An e-certificate awaits the Nairalander with the highest nominations from me and CRYSTALTECH DIGITALS.

Skillfull01, SlimmB, Sinaj,
yorhmienerd,
ClassCaptain
herzern
EmperorKross
adewumiopeyemi
Smellymouth
Hungerbad
sexychacha, CentaurXXV, Mimzyyf

Boy O Boy. ur head dey there

A disastrous combination is when u have an incompetent AFONJA-Kemi, heading an economy team with an unstable IPOD-Emefuele as d CB governor for a clueless and directionless kunnu-sipping SHEPHERD from Sahara desert BUBU rulling a zoo.