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Working on a project I have cause to believe might be the future and come-on i've worked on some epic projects before e.g http://techmoran.com/ceo-weekends-18-year-old-nigerian-youth-launches-yolpe-com-to-disrupt-africas-job-rectruitment-industry/

http://www.biztechafrica.com/article/young-entrepreneur-sets-sights-recruitment-market/6613/

but i would say none has gotten such early traction like this stuff am working on now. But unfortunately, that traction is the dying. I am not a programmer du jor. I just know enough basic programming to hack stuff together. So you will be working on an amazing but design-outdated open source software.

I feel we could do this together. As partners. Contact me at hienyimba@ gmail.com

Kindest Regards,
Howard Izundu.

Working on a project I have cause to believe might be the future and come-on i've worked on some epic projects before e.g http://techmoran.com/ceo-weekends-18-year-old-nigerian-youth-launches-yolpe-com-to-disrupt-africas-job-rectruitment-industry/

http://www.biztechafrica.com/article/young-entrepreneur-sets-sights-recruitment-market/6613/

but i would say none has gotten such early traction like this stuff am working on now. But unfortunately, that traction is the dying. I am not a programmer du jor. I just know enough basic programming to hack stuff together. So you will be working on an amazing but design-outdated open source software.

I feel we could do this together. As partners. Contact me at hienyimba@ gmail.com

Kindest Regards,
Howard Izundu.

pcguru1:
I will like to be straightforward as keep it simple and short, the summary is I have no ideas or clues when it comes to Startups, I have made plans to setup a company since I've handle alot of Projects Backend and Frontend and mobile, sadly because of the nature of the contract I'm never able to mention them even when the softwares are so popular that I want to say I actually created that.

I've tried to get ideas and read on Startups but the issue is am too technical. All I can think of is Servers, Threads, writing this code unit test, I have spent an unhealthy amount of time always reading and playing with codes, right now I can honestly say I almost have no business sense in a way. am not asking you to tell me ideas but asking how I can easily find problems and create solutions for them. Sometimes maybe am cut out to be a CTO and not a CEO. Business is not my thing ...........to think i studied business administrator. Thanks guys

Don't Look for start up ideas.

You could start with your own problems which is : I cant get startUp ideas.

key1: This is not unique to you.
key2: Others could have it too
Key3: You are a master programmer and designer too (i hope).

StartUp One: Build a site where people could post and upvote ideas, then the most upvoted or best, you build it and if it gains traction, split shares in the to be formed company. Like Quirky.com for startUp ideas.

See? Not that hard. Coming up with ideas is a cake-walk for me. The issue i have is who will build it? I know basic programming though but not enough to build polished products. So i usually just hack together stuff.

I hope u are a designer. Am hoping we could do something epic together.

okkkkkkk. cool. pollywood is really more profitable than nollywood.

lolest. bad mad mam

Lala247:
But uve seen me in a bikini tho i put it up the other day

stop derailing

Nneka123:
https://media.tumblr.com/3b16dda69d1f7b8ec30c6dd5ed88cd0b/tumblr_inline_nkcq1oeSHk1rgu8or.gif

And thats a YES! *\_ _/*

miss20:
GBAGUAN!!! u too

lolz

Nneka123:
In your hairy ass

Whatever! Wanna take a look?

sinizia:
Nonsense!!

I don't find them offensive one bit; just weird. It doesn't make me gày.

GAY ALERT! GAY ALERT

miss20:
Real NONSENSE.
Self centered men everywer.
anyway d wise ones know wat to do to make madam happy. Afterall,a happy wife makes a happy home.

GBAGUAN!!!

zinachidi:
really cos i have almost all of bieber's songs, i have a pink singlet and even two pink boxers, i have two teddies by my bedside, and im somewhat a fan of denrele(not charly boy oo, dat one no be human being). And i'm 100percent straight.

Sorry dude ... thats in ur dreams

amsoslim:
ur mumulity don reach the complex level ooo

zyzxx:
he as skirt

Of course, this list is not exhaustive. I’m not gay myself: how should I know everything? If I left anything out, lemme know. And if you find out that your handsome Femi is gay, call me. I can arrange your redeployment to a suitable male.


1. He thinks Justin Bieber is the best thing since Agbalumo Juice: If your boyfriend is consistently listening to Justin Bieber’s songs, has Justin Bieber’s photo (even one is enough) in his picture folder or (much worse) has ever had Justin Bieber on his wallpaper, well, sis, I’m sorry. That dude just don’t swing the way you swingin’

[img]http://iraborjustin.files./2012/12/funny-gay-man-fabulous-hair.jpg[/img]


2. He has a pink singlet: I am so horrified, I won’t even talk about that one.

[img]http://iraborjustin.files./2012/12/funny_your_gay_.jpg[/img]


3. He thinks Teddy Bears are Cute: Wait, hold up. In all fairness, some clarification is needed here. If a guy buys his lady a teddy bear, allows her to name it after him (I’ve seen a Teddy Bear called Tubosun), and gets laid as a result of all his labour, I say Oh Goody! It’s when you go to his room and find a teddy (again, even one is enough) that you should be worried. Even if he has none, but is strangely attached to YOUR own teddy bear, saying stuff like “look at the eyes”, “oooh, the fur is so sooooffffttt”, sister, he’s dead to you.


4. He’s “Keeping” Himself: Hehehe. I’ll tread softly here. I might be castrated for this. When a straight guy says he’s keeping himself for his babe, the ACTUAL translation is: My babe doesn’t want to do it, and because I love her, I’ll just have to manage with my blue balls. If YOUR BOYFRIEND is the one telling you he’s keeping himself (using church as the fall-guy), babe, begin to tremble. It’s not conclusive proof of his gayhood, but if he tests positive for any of the other qualities mentioned in this post (at least two is enough), I say the shit hit the fan, ricocheted off the flat screen tv, and hugged the Jacuzzi.


5. He doesn’t find Denrele remotely offensive.


6. He doesn’t find Charly Boy remotely offensive.


7. He LOOOoooOOOves Fashion: And we’re not talking Hugo Boss Suits and Ray Bans. He has a less than healthy interest in briefs, underwear and color blocking – sister, I am available.

[img]http://iraborjustin.files./2012/12/images.jpeg[/img]


8. He gets a Boner when taking a dump i.e pooping: Of course, he won’t tell you if this happens, but you could make ‘accidental’ appearances at the loo to “catch” him. Listen for tell-tale groans and moans when he’s in there.


9. He Keeps Malice: If, after quarelling with you (or with other people), he keeps malice, sister, that niggah’s almost gay (if he tests positive for any two of the above points, he’s full-time Gabriel.

I know i said 9, but this one is a bonus

10. You Catch him in bed banging another Guy: I promise you, they’re not practicing their yoga. Nne just end it!!!!!


culled: http://naijasinglegirl.com/how-to-tell-if-your-guy-is-gay/


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Dear Son,

I’ve been watching you closely for the past few days with admiration. I must admit that I’m proud of you.
Looking at you reminds me of my days also. Days when we were young with the free-est bloods in the world flowing. When all that we did was tied down to the women folk.

Son, that time is here again in my life and I see it pass through you. In time past, some of my friends lived life like there’s no tomorrow. I can’t guarantee you that it’s well with them today just because of the kind of women they blended with.
Like I’m saying to you, my father once told me, watch every woman closely before befriending especially if you want to make her a wife. Try to get to know her mother. If she fits your taste at an old age, your lady will suit you when she’s old.
Fear girls that are between the ages of 15 to 23. They no get sense. I repeat, “them no get sense” although they looking beautiful. That beauty is what they mostly can give and it ends there. If you don’t believe me, take a look at your sister. In the house, she acts normal but outside, she’s a cat and anything running through her mind.

Even when you find the woman of your dreams, never you let her know you all. Give her your best. The spirit of see finish is stronger in women than in men. When she feels she’s seen all of you, she’ll press and spoil that “mumu button” found.

My dear son, there’s a spirit roaming about in women known as feminism. If you don’t want to end up with a broken home, run away from feminist-women. That spirit calls for equality, equity and related jargons. It allows for a man to cook and wash plates, provide for the wife, go to the market, and also allows a woman to come back late from work, to go visit her friends anytime she wants (even male friends) etc. Don’t fall for that. In as much as it allows for all, it doesn’t allow you relate with your female friends like she does to men. Questioning anything she does calls for break up or divorce even if you have 12 kids.


My guy-no gree!
Use your head to understand your woman. Build up a mind set that she’ll lie to you anytime. When she does, keep your cool. Don’t raise your voice.
A woman when asked will tell you she’s dated “just” two men. Na lie many of them dey talk. If they dated just two, what’s their body count? A woman will date over 16 men, sleep around and be popular like a campaign slogan, yet will tell you, I’ve had sex with my ex only. People change that I know but if you marry her, you’ve married an ashewo and you know what they say, “ashewo wey marry, na holiday she go.”


When you find a virgin, value her. Keep her till your wedding day and pop the cherry. If you opened her up before marriage, be a man in her life- although, she might behave like a goat along the way- she’ll find her way back. When she comes back, teach her a lesson but don’t hate her and don’t make her regret coming back.

Don’t feel good collecting anything from a woman. She’ll use it against you one day. When you are down and can’t do a thing, find a way to survive. Men have a special way of surviving no matter how bad the situation.

Never you hit a woman

Never argue with her

Never cry or show signs of weakness

Laugh moderately and frown moderately


You can engage a woman with 10 rings and she’ll still cheat. Have a mind set that anything is possible. I’ve seen bright men brought to ruins because they didn’t expect a woman to let them down. The downfall is so enormous that they can’t rise again. Don’t let that happen to you. When she’s with you, she’s your girlfriend. If she’s not, she’s our girlfriend.


Finally son, don’t be in a hurry to have sex with a woman. Some women are there as destiny helpers. It’s easier for an ex you never slept with to help you than a woman who has children for you. Befriend anything you want; tall, short, plump, thin, lean, wide, open, sharp, curved, etc but don’t be in a hurry to fill them up. You might date the president’s next wife and she could help you some day.

Always remember that you are a man and that the world will try to substitute the role play of a man but can’t. Women will scream whatever right but don’t forget that it’s part of what makes them women.

Start learning to love, control and provide for your sisters and a wife won’t be hard to for you to handle.
Goodluck!

Your Chauvinistic Dad/male rights promoter
Daddy Beevan Magoni

culled: http://naijasinglegirl.com/letter-to-my-son/


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bobo9ice:
If you don't get it, consider barbing the hair.

bobo9ice:
I am Human... I love the Igbos... Have them as friends... The elites ones r great and ok but the Traders are arrogant... Repels doesn't mean attacks or physical assult... It just means Repels literarily... Repels in giving them the public opportunity to serve in Lagos... Nothing wrong in having the Igbos or other NOn-Yoruba tribe in the formation of the political structure in Lagos, but soon they will start blabing that Lagos is their to take... Plenty of Yorubas in other region in this country but u won't hear them say this place is mine... We r modest . I don't dig violence but gat my mouth to talk and make it loud..

srcatches head*** ur point exactly?

hmmmmm

So funny


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shawnfamous:
The person wey creat dis pic mk sense!!! Bt as 4 me ooo! I wont because of sm1 said smtn and use it to judge everybdy! YOruba's are wise but that OBA is a very foolish 1

Thank you very much. You are the most sensible Yoruba I know on this thread

bobo9ice:
The Igbos shud expect more repels from the yorubas soon... Enough of their nonsense

Get Out of my thread

dont you know that is the goodness of God leadeth thee to repentance? - Rom 2:4

This is what preachers of today fail to grasp. Without God's goodness we are nothing. We wouldn't even be able to call ourselves Christians.

The Goodness of God lead Paul to repentance not fear of hell. Heck, he could have cared less. Hence he described himself as a "Chief Sinner"

Also, remember Romans 5:17 King James Version (KJV)

17 For if by one man's offence death reigned by one; much more they which receive abundance of grace and of the gift of righteousness shall reign in life by one, Jesus Christ.

The Gospel of Hell preaches works. We cannot be saved by works note that. This gospel also subconscious instills fear of the devil and his demons which as Christians should be the furthest thing from our minds. This hell consciousness, gives the devil his power and causes us to sin more. Because according to St. Paul, the knowledge of sin, causes us to sin.

The Gospel of Grace, is the only thing that can bring us to righteousness because "Not by works were we saved but by the free gifts of grace and righteousness".


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