₦airaland Forum

okefrancis:
Is VP osinbajo your mate or your useless father that you joke with his health, you are a bastard child I guessed

I no you dont have a father.you son of a prostitute. cos if you did ,cracking a joke wouldn't be a big deal to you.go and look for ur useless father.ask that slot you call a mother were he is.

okefrancis:
You can't even spell beat very well, that shows how stupid and dull you are

am not in any form of examination you stupid boy.now cant you see how foolish you are?it was all a joke you fool.

Kwon1999:
I have fasted for two days without food and water.

The reason for the fasting, was to draw Gods attention, so that he will help me gain admission into the university.

After staying at home, for three years, fetching water, drinking Tea and eating Egusi soup, I summoned courage to do that fasting.

lol the admission I got double. one in Michael okpara uni on merit list and the second one absu same yr.

why is it that any time a man of God wants to give me a period of time to fast, the ll just look at me, in there mind, I no the ll say, this one is too fat . instead of giving me the normal 2days the would give other's. the ll just tell me, if you can do from 6am to 12 in the afternoon its ok.in my mind I ll say Tor thank God because I ll not even try 2days fasting.

Fabulouzjoseph:
TRASH
BILL GATES IS ONE OF THE RICHEST MEN IN THE WORLD A MAN WHO IS RICHER THAN SOME COUNTRIES.
WHAT THEN DOES HE STAND TO GAIN FROM PEOPLE'S DEATH.

I guess the man bill whants to be a god among men.so he would never be forgotten. thats what I guess he wants to gain.

I guess he had a fight with buhari.and buhari bet him up real bad.am just joking ooo

dont tell me you didn't learn how to ride a bicycle. also you didn't learn how to tost a girl.as a teenager you have to learn how to tost a girl.from there you ll gain confidence.also if you are good looking, ur lines might not be to good but she ll still fall.

as a dictative, iv watched the video. this isn't a kidnapping case per say.this is a cult or yahoo case.the guy who sent assassins to kill his friend or his associate, is bitter about a bridge in trust.am thinking yahoo money or some shady deal money.or the dead girl might be the bone of contention.all I can say is that someone isn't innocent among the 3 dead people.the girl might be innocent to a little level.but she knows whats up in the gang or group.so if real live bullets couldn't kill that guy he must be a Saint or a demon.well I dont no any saint around here.he is a demon.so he is on some fancy juju that works only on guns.thats why he isnt decomposed fast compared to the girl who is long decomposed like she is dead for so long.the guy didn't die fast I guess even with the matche cut on or in his head.

there are three things I know that will never be hidden for long in life.1, the sun. 2, the moon and 3, truth. also why is the girl decomposed so fast compared to the others.

Guliver:
Op,liar,I attended that marriage.they are representing their love one,who are outside the country.it normal here

what u are saying is it true.i no igbo culture. yes the can represent someone who isnt around.with the persons picture.if its true then am happy.

Lolo24:
Why boss?

am in abuja.am looking for anybody into kdp who lives in abuja or mararaba.i can get more hints from one on one . especially about payoneer.

Lolo24:
The same browser na wetin cause wahala

please are you in abuja

God have mercy.

HIbreed:
Christianity has done what Islam will never ever do when it comes to terrorism and killings .it just got reformed over time because the Europeans that invented got tired of it and it's nonsense.

The transatlantic slave trade was founded on Christianity. That's just one example of the evils of the religion and how it hurt and killed millions of people here in Africa.

Christianity did more worse in the 18th century and down.

I guess you do not know much about Christianity and its spread throughout the World.

In a bid to spread and convert people Christians killed millions of people.

Religion itself unleashes terror where ever it goes.

arabs enslaved africans far before the whites found west Africa.

helo please I want to learn graphics design. any graphics designer in abuja or mararaba should chat me on whatsapp on 08089411836 thanks

that camera is so sharp.

interesting.for those that have a girl friend na

infact let me make it clear.it was the title of my book that made it sale.infact the book was a short story book fiction.even in that book alliance came to england.kdp used there hand and moved my book to kids category.but it sold.

guy its easy to make money on kdp.but mind u I never collect any money from them.i made upto 100$ on kdp.just my mumu kill me. I go open another kdp acc with same phone still the make money from the second acc.i didn't no its a big no no to hv two accounts.guy the blocked the both accounts.also I no even get international password or driving licence for pioneer account.i just open pioneer like that . without all the necessary stuffs.i had just 4 books on my kdp but it was just only one of the books that was selling everyday.i ll still go back infact I done go back already with my pc.also I ll move over to domain flipping.i belive I ll cash out.

does the law believe in charms?

chuksbaby:
This My 4g is behaving like 2 and half G.



Make una go hustle ooo.

Check my profile and earn freely

oga I done the follow you.make I learn how to be a man from you.i wish say we go fit talk one on one.make you be my mentor abeg chirman.

I hate thunder. an thunder the reach ground for East.thank God I no dey east again.

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yeme7:
Go check my Facebook wall and see mtchew always want to find faults instead u should correct the mistakes

learn how to punctuate. learn the meaning of ... remember no body is perfect.but an android phone with spelling check could help.

Gkemz:
I had a similar experience.
The interview was for the role of regional manager in an international company conducted by two Chinese Americans and One Nigerian man. The company is into heavy equipments. These Chinese Americans bombarded me with questions from the answers I supplied to previous questions. After spending half an hour with them thinking that the interview is completed. Here comes the mess.
Interviewer: We can see you have an extensive, comprehensive and wide experience in FMCG, how are you going to leverage on that when it's not gonna be applicable for this role because this is not an FMGC industry.
Me: I am adaptive and fast in learning more about the position and I give you assurance that within 1month I must have mastered the dynamics.
Interviewer: It took me 5years to grow to the level of a Manager, so how could you just achieve that within 1 month...
At this juncture, i was dumbfounded.

Another horrible interview experience was with an international company. After convincing them that I have all it takes to excel in that role beyond their expectations, and I am highly proficient in the use of Ms word, Excel and Computer repair and maintenance. I was tested on Excel and Msword. I never knew they had a faulty system that could not boot. I was presented with the system to fix. As a sharp guy, I told them that the problem could be the BIOS or RAM.
Interviewer: In other words you are not sure of your competence by guessing. Don't you think you should have run a troubleshoot with your tools.
Me: Sir, I need to boot the system before i could troubleshoot.
Interviewer: You supposed to have your tools with you.
Me: In my mind (Oga I came for an interview, not to repair your system. Take this shit to a technician.)
Interestingly, hardware knowledge of computer is not necessary for the role.

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Dmeji4444:
I am Muslim that wear beards. On that d, interviewer shifted from the major interview and started asking about Boko Haram immediately he checked my name on the CV.

questions like;

What do you know about Boko Haram?

How do you feel if you hear the news about the members of the sect being killed?

I smiled, picked my CV from his desk then walked out.

guy I like that.you should have dropped something like, I ll be back for you.lol that man ll not come to work for like 3weeks.he ll be calling to ask if anybody check on him in the office.

Dmeji4444:
I am Muslim that wear beards. On that d, interviewer shifted from the major interview and started asking about Boko Haram immediately he checked my name on the CV.

questions like;

What do you know about Boko Haram?

How do you feel if you hear the news about the members of the sect being killed?

I smiled, picked my CV from his desk then walked out.

guy I like that.you should have dropped something like, I ll be back for you.

chukzyfcbb:
Tech Interview

Lebanese: So you I see you have networking certificates, CCNA and the rest, so what's Networking?

Me: (in my head wtf such a cheap question). Networking is the connection of two or more devices to share resources eg Internet, Printer , files

Lebanese/Indian guy : (Smiles), so I have a usb printer attached to a PC, how can another user pc make use of that same printer.

Me: (realises this one no be certificate theory jumbo). started talking rubbish....

Lebanese/Indian guy: ....But you just said networking is about sharing resources eg Printer

Me: Was cold as all the Networking Certificate now proved useless in the face of Pratical.

you could use a USB adapter with two or more USB ports.why not it ll connect.