₦airaland Forum

sandrannna:
I need dangote's number, How can I get it?

with 2k i will give you the number.

Ok. I heard you. You do sleep in a hotel or workshop away from Nigeria.

senier007:
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I keep hearing things. Funny things.

Freemanan:
Hmmmm

can you kindly tell me what is smelling you?

Chai. Na Tinubu una wan turn to begger like this? E no good oO. . . .

This kind of face is called Bornagain.

Barselonia:
Some police officers found out that Bukola Saraki, who is nigeria's Senate President, was a petty thief as of 1990, he was actually charged with theft of N510,000 at Societe Generale Bank of Nigeria. The officers warned in areport that Saraki was about to liquidate the bank by looting it but no one listened until his siblings, cronies and relatives eventually did.
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Cc lalasticlala ishilove

All this this things that's coming up against this Gentle man is CALLED A TESTIMONY. That is why i always thank God for Promotion. The police, SarahaReporters and APC should know that God has promoted Saraki.

Wow. So beautiful for the ugly guy.

nnamdiokere45:
its a sign, God wan use flood wipe out only ikorodu.so I advice if u stay der pls pack

I'm doing my Honeymood there, so it only came to guard me. No shaking.

When will i get a better phone for a better picture view on this site? Chai. Lagos things no d alws be like others own.

Freemanan:
I await with my killers

Hahahaha. Hiring APC NASS boys to do the job.

tohpahz:
It's sister oo..

Lol.. the devil resides here u mean

Ochendo

Oh! Sister in d Lord. May there be Change in that your area by fire by force.

Its not funny. But that of Kebbi state is laughable

Freemanan:
Lwkmd.... Dogs are on guard here o... Suicide

Lolz. We will see to that. Till i come with my boys.

kalufelix:
And in that awkward moment after the long wait it goes off the next second you realize its testing microphone things...lol

Chai. . . . .

Ok. I don hear.

Freemanan:
Who is this?

you mean the caller? So you no save my number again? Because i started working in Nepa u deleted my number abi? I d cum cut una lite tomorrow.

kalufelix:
eehya...nigerians are so used to suffering sha...


6hours of uninterrupted power and they re all jumping up


it is well...

My brother, what do you expect? We no like trouble. No matter how long it takes NEPA to bring light. Everybody must still shout "Up Nepaaaaaaaa"

tohpahz:
Depends on what u term power..

If u mean nepa abi eedc.. 0hrs for the past 2months (don't mind d 0hrs)

If u mean rechargeable lamp..Then That's 3hrs at least.. (even fmc management opened their mouths to say They don't have money for diesel to fuel the generator, so i couldn't charge.. )

Can u beat that..

Then if u mean sunlight.. nowadays even sunlight scarce

What can i do..

My brother, i think devil visited that your area. The area needs delieverance. This is more than what Nepa and FG can handle. ThankU.

For Eight days now. I have not seen light in my living and business area. But as a nigerian. I'm use to it.

Hearing many things this days.

wachakuta:
Oyah where is ur proof?

Lolz. E dey house.

citizenisb:
A lot of times we try to project the image of the benign, peace loving drunk from Otueke to cover up the complete rot his administration represented. It is just a repeat of history as most of us know that Shagari is a good man but his administration was very corrupt.

I stay in Abuja and I know that the corruption under the GEJ administration was monumental and the enormous revenue accrued to the government was wasted even much more than Abacha, Babangida and Obasanjo combined. Why are we so wicked to keep on defending his administration.

Buhari has a lot of personal flaws but if we can remember this election was a referendum on GEJ not necessarily about Buhari in the swing states of the South West and North Central.

Whether he appoints Ministers this night or next year it is a huge relief from the madness we just went through for six years.

It will take a lot for us to recover with the depleted external reserves, crash of crude prices, a possible Greek default, reduction in summer travel and GDP/ Oil use due to terrorism fears, a huge slowdown in China, 30 million barrels of stored Iranian crude about to hit the market with the removal of sanctions and two possible interest rate hikes by the US Federal Reserve.

We are in interesting times no matter who is at the helm and the earlier we all hunker down and pray to weather the storm without terrible social unrest that will come with job losses, subsidy removal, Naira devaluation and corresponding hyperinflation adding to the Boko Haram insurgency decimating the North East and the bankruptcy of the states.

Let me give you a brief example; Buhari told the governors to negotiate longer loan tenors with the banks up to 20 years to reduce the strain and inability to pay salaries, do you know how that will affect bank profits and systemic liquidity. What will happen to their Oil and Gas loans if oil prices dip further.

May God help this country but please it is sheer wickedness to bring up the previous administrations records. In other climes they would have been shot by now.

One luck that shines on you now is that you copied this nonsense and didnt write it on your own.

wachakuta:
His from Niger

When he was ordinary and ordinary APC senator, he was a Nigerian. And now that he has become a Senate President out of APC wish he's no longer a Nigerian. SarahaReporters are confuse. APC are now looking for people's personal details, yet when PDP was looking for Buhari's CV everyone of them was insulting him. For all i know and care. Saraki is a Nigerian.

5 is beautiful and simple

Young03:
to ladies

you can choose for your Lady Sir.

bright007:
is she alive or dead

let me ask the media i will let you know. Just go to bed.

Since people start turning to bird. Is hard to give a helping hand this days.

Pineapp:
For fun!

Husbands;

1. Pretends to have been choked by fish bone while eating and begins to cough profusely,thereby making the wife to say "what is it"? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

2. Purposely crosses one leg to touch the wife at night ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

3. Purposely starts seriously searching for nothing in particular,making madam to finally say,"what are you even looking for "



Wives;

1. Purposely dresses provocatively revealing all revealables which prompt hubby to say,"where do you think you are going dressed like that" ,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history.

2. Fakes call and starts with "hello baby",which now makes oga to say "who the hell was that" ..... you know the rest.

3. Pretends to have fallen in the bathroom thereby screaming and making oga to come running and saying,"Jesus,don't let her die"





Tell us how you do yours

Making late night calls behind her ears. Telling the fake call that we will spend the rest of the next day together.

In the morning madam wakes very early and says, your breakfast is on the table.

biaka1994:
Please I just need your advice or advices which ever of them. I met my husband in 2013 things were going on well and sweet. We normally make love almost every minute of the day so much dat I got used to it. When we got married and I got pregnant my husband became so cold towards sex I thought maybe he was scared of my pregnancy. Some times i'll have to beg him to make love to me. After much begging he'll reluctantly do it. I gave birth and I thought things would change but it's all the same. I keep begging and begging I have just decided to be myself and take my mind of it. The only person I talk to is his cousin and have become so close to him that am beginning to lust after him he is married tho but he lives close to us. Just this evening I nearly kissed him and I felt so embarrassed. Please guys help me it's Getting out of hand. What do I do? Please no bashing we all are humans and we do silly things atimes.




Cc: Lalasticlala

The other woman said the husband demands for too much of sex from her.

The Conductor that gives CHANGE in Aso Rock said he will make 1 doller 1Naira.

Meaning PDP still in power.