₦airaland Forum

Since Buhari became President it has been dead dead dead. RIP TO THE DEAD.

dahdah:
BAD NEWS EVERYWHERE, MAY THE LORD HELP US

The long awaiting CHANGE has ARRIVED.

lawanson44:
Even Google can attest to the fact that Yorubastards are cursed!

By the way, whose goat did you rape today?

NawaoO. Who passed this into law? Or is this part of what Obama approve?

What they want, is what they got.

I wan buy fuel for my phone.

darlenese:
One solid disadvantage;

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They run night shift and sleep with patients

That is before Marrage. Not after marrage.

ozodigboo:
In this day and age, when most eligible bachelors '' use style '' to check out a lady's job before deciding whether to marry her, let me help by advising guys on what should be the best option.....and why.

1. Because they have mastered the human body, your sex life will be like '' ORINGO WAY ''......washing and setting. You know na. Instead of a banker that will be calculating accounts in her head.

2. Nurses are neat.....they are used to wearing white, which must always be kept clean. So, her undies will be like angelic turkish lace. Instead of a market woman that will wear from morning going to market, till evening when she'll return......with all the sweating.

3. Financial security.......they are well paid these days, and will supplement your income as the husband. Very important in marriage. A nursing officer II in the federal service is on N120,000 monthly. Instead of giving out money for pad, soapdish, closeup, eye pencil

4. Enough time...... For every 1 week of night duty, they take the next 1 week off..........enough time to tend to the kids , while you continue hustling for your daily bread. And when she's pregnant ? You know the rules na.......6 months maternity leave. Enjoyment. Again, unlike bankers....monday to saturday, 7am till 7pm.

5. Healthcare......... whenever you or the kids fall sick, you 're already smiling because you know you are in safe hands. You'll get all the drugs, injections, massages and TLC you need.

Please, am not trying to discourage baes who are not nurses........and also, not trying to discourage guys who are already hooked to non - nurses. Its just the way it is.

Nurses and other doctors on this forum, should plz add [ but not subtract ]to this list. Lol

Is that why i have been toasting one Nurse and she kept saying NO because she no wan carry load? (Another good thing about their work'' they dont owe them 7months salary)

djdavisy:
Lol Na truth ooo!

Na bad market d wori her.

IYANGBALI:
picture or adonbeleive it

Oyah come to my house

IYANGBALI:
you want commit fornication?

Lolz, i never said ur wife. I said girlfriend. Beside is just to confirm the real size of my dike.

IYANGBALI:
your preek no go size her toto o,he too small for her

Please my dear Sir, just help me with your girlfriend and wait for the testimony

Where's the Leg?

Its a lie. She's only looking for Customer like me nd you.

Ekaka1:
No...ah... They've all now become theorists and philosophers o!

Hahaha. They are all rejecting what they said as if we have forgottn.

Nobody seems to be saying anything anymore. (since they notice their Baba is Snail.

He Scratched a Car. And the Policeman Scratch his head.

hefty4real:
Shooo! i no talk so oo. Na joke oo

I for fear now.

Jollyjoy:
shebi u c am nw... It ur collective respönsibility.

My responsibility to look for the period or my responsibility to bring back the period?

hefty4real:
The guys in those pix look scary though
I'll do likewise if i were in her shoes

you mean i dont look innocent?

Jollyjoy:
Shebi u see am, when he was digging he didn"t remember the harsh reality to it. Dis boy don marry free woman na.

If with your eyes open. You allow me to do dig you without protection, just because you think you can stand tomorrow to tell me you Lost/Miss your period. I dont think (personally) i have any reason to Fear. You will only have to Find that Period where you drop it.

Yeah. Those looks are true. But not for grown ups.

Lolz. So true. Very funny truth.

arsetalks:
So GEJ did something but Buhari must be blamed for it? Is Obiano a northerner? Did he not say it was GEJ's orders and not Buhari's?

Why not at least take on the shoeless man ( he probably has some shoes now ) and then compel Buhari to reverse it?

Some people are walking blindfolded with regional/ethnics sentiments and bigotry.

Now u must be thinking you have brain.

free2ryhme:
Ohaneze: Expired association of old people

Learn to skip from what is not your business.

AbuMaryam1:
Second class citizens.

And you think your cow brothers and sister are the firstklass citizens? Animal like u.

You dont need them to be relocated again. Leave them in Ekwulobia prison. I trust my Igbo brothers. They will kill them all before their case are even reminded in court.

gibzzhd:
Every one will gladly do.Even your father
Every one will gladly do.Even your father

Same also as your father. Even your mother might be into it.

Chai, na die for the new guy.

This guy should just go and marry Obama,

As a man, I can't do it without being paid by her, its also part of the trans
portation

Osun State Governor failed to pay his workers their Salary,

He end up blaming Jonathan and PDP over his failure.

Now Obaino has failed to protect the lives and well-being of the people of Ekwulobia.

And he's also blaming it on the past leaders.

Lazy governors. Stupid power seeking things.

Though i dont need to remind you of what happen to Ngige when he supported the deportation of the Igbos in Lagos.

Its well with my soul and Nigeria.