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take it or leave it,

fifa will be very happy to miss nigeria if nigeria decides to boycott fifa-organised tournaments. nigeria needs fifa. fifadoes not need nigeria.
isn't nigeria campagning to host the world cup? the boycott will really help nigeria to host fifa-organised games, innit?
if our boys are good enough, referee decisions wouldn't have mattered.
are u saying Howard Webb would have denied nigeria a valid goal if the boys had scored?
for Bleep's sake, wake up!!!!!!! nigeria lost the match because they were not good enough. its about time we stop blaming referees for our inadequacies and inefficient football administration.
nigeria lost to chile because they were poor. howard webb/fifa had nothing to do with it.

@ Salsera,

dayuuuum, i feel your pain!!!!!!!!! some people have so much abused the system that they have queered the pitch for even the genuine applicants

why don't u seek for a students visa? i think it gives a cutting edge to convince the ECO that u have got good intentions.

an average Nigerian is very, very fraudulent. who thinks an average nigerian isn't dodgy, deceitful and dangerous?
a country where parents openly encourage their kids to cheat in exams, lie about their ages, and even defraud government organisations.
nigerians are so fraudulent that we see the act of embezzlement as taking out our share of the NATIONAL CAKE.

there's fraud in every sphere of life in Nigeria and it cuts across age, sex and tribe. a day trip to the american embassy or the british high commision in lagos might also give u an idea of what i am talking about here. people, out of desperation sometimes put in as many as 15 visa applications to travel out of the country at the same time. different names, different dobs(date of births). its like a lottery. the general intention is that the probability of failure is so low. at least one application will score. this topic is no issue at all.

@ muks,
aint u jackal's girlfriend again? wonders shall never end.

@a-40,
are u a yardie? fire burn all the bloodclots? i like that. reminds me of buju banton -------------

just like boom bye bye inna butty bwoy head
rude bwoy no promote no nasty man dem haffi dead.

@ superstar,
spot on!!!!! i cant wait for the new season to get started. the dream of rooney, ronaldo and tevez running at premiership defenders is welcoming.
anderson, hargreaves and nani etc will also improve with time so all is well in the squad. united would have been a bit better off with a goalpoacher but tevez wont be a bad signing as well. i think o'shea should be converted to a right full back permanently.
silvestre and richardson should be allowed to go.

jackal is not saying the truth. he's playing tongue-in-cheek with me. i read some stories of blow-jobs here and there and the whole kizzack makes me confused. muks, just do me this favour. i'd make sure it'll be the last.

mukina, who else would i ask? just assume u are a p.i.m.p. for now. find me a nice chic and we can talk about monetary issues afterwards.
i want a non-gooner, intelligent and caustic-tongue chic. geddit?

who's the sexiest amongst them? i wld have prefered bagoma but she's a gunner. any non-gooner among the new female members?

mukina,

wheres skintite and bagoma? i have missed the ladies of nairaland. were they banned or what? who r the new female members of this weblog now?

the shield is there for the taking. on the same note, the shield is a bad omen. u win the shield, u lose the title.
if i am to go by the best team, united will definitely clinch it. who has chelsea got in their ranks to defeat an attack minded man united? pizarro? shorey? or even a rusty frankie lampard?

jose mourinho has lost the plot. his summer signings are disappointing. why would any top manager sign shorey or ben haim? what was he thinking?
i looked at chelsea's 1st eleven and they dont have enough fibre to break this united side brimming with young talents. how would chelsea defence cope with the surge of ronaldo rooney and carlos tevez?

game on!!!!!

mukina2,

this loser called smeagol is ill-eduacted. i would suggest adequate brain scan before allowing peops to join this forum. what stupid campaign is this dude talking about. he has shouted and ranted and defiled this thread. he ran out of rhymes and decided to be a politician. its like ja rule trying to become the governor of new york after fiddy bleeped up ja's career.

smeagol should put up or shut up for good. i have challenged him 10 times to let us battle but the idiot is scared shitless. how can u be a lyricist and u r running away from battles. the gay doesn't even know papoose. which mc does not know papoose? its appaling to realise this is what our dear nairaland has degenerated to. he even formed an alliance with MouthAction and gbadex. they r collectively known as association of mental handicaps.

tevez should be unveiled by next week. carlos alberto tevez will have his medicals by wednesday latest.
the chances of the devils winning the title again is high, sir alex should hasten up on this transfer asap and resume rigorous training with the lads.
mourinho and his goons are at it now in la.

hey yo!,
There's really no basis for this thread. there's a man utd thread already.
if u have anything to say there just go there and comment.

@ Kitaun,

the naked dance deal? Buhahahahahaha. that deal was botched by london's metropolitan police. i was almost arrested for indecent exposure so i had to quit it. never mind, i will come up with another deal next season.
whats going on at the emirates? eduardo da silva will come good, without a doubt. the only worry is adebayor.

@justkunmi,

more than ressurection. the system wont let me back in time but i miss u guys on nl.
still a red devil? u must be.

i cant wait for the pre-season
tevez, rooney and ronaldo in the attack line at the same time.
premiership goalies are in for it this time around.
Buhahaha Buhahahaha. Pls bring chelskea and arsenal first.

nigga is scared. anyways, call me out if you're ready. menike is still feeling the bruises of what we made him eat last summer.
u the next victim, bring it on.

u are a fool if u are scared of rap battle and u claim to be nl's number one mc. who made u number one. Join the fam if u feel like being number one.
the fam rocks nairaland's rap game. u need to send 2 passport photographs and a bank draft of $1000(non-refundable)
frankly speaking, quit this space mr smeagol if u aint down for battle. no plagiarisation in rap.
i have said it, jackal's said it, deboskky said it.


@ muks,
share this joke.
there's a complain telephone line available for grieving arsenal fans who are not happy about 2 barren seasons back to back.
the number is: 1-800-10-10-10 (that is one-eight hundred, WON NOTHING-WON NOTHING-WON NOTHING)
WON NOTHING? Geddit?

@ Uchenna,
he didnt trap the air at the mouth of the sheath. there was no space between his weenie and the rubber.
imagine hot jizz oozing out at the speed of light with a temperature of 39 degrees against that thing rubber, the rubber split effortlessly.


guys, i must hit the sack now.

plagiarised eminem?
u will never learn. anyways, plagiarised or not, lets battle now if u have the clout to make a nigga eat dirt.
i will beatt the shit out of u the cops will do me for gbh. i am explaining stuffs to u and u wont listen. whats wrong with u bump-head? r u sure u are not smeagol truly as some people claim.
see, i am not in the mood to explain stuffs. maybe u need some bit of exposure to learn the ropes.
come out and play, come out and battle. u ready?

@ somze,
an individual cannot use 2 different ids on nl at the same real-time. your education should have told u that. jackal is probably right u are ill-educated so shut the self-service off. papoose made a mix-tape sometime ago and your rhymes were there. the song is called justice grounds. the lyrics wont be anywhere because the album never came out. i can't even bother for any research maybe papoose stole the rhymes from u. plagiarism can't be substantiated anywhere.
I stayed in LA half of my life and i have seen the game, dr dre and kurrupt do battles. people use each other's rhyme. u spew shit that comes to your head and u don't even have a friggin time to think whats not.
You are put in a spot with hundreds of fans cheering so shit just pours out. thats why its known as free-style battle. Say anything that comes out of your head and use them as a punch line to defeat your enemy, geddit?

@ mukina,

sorry about teary hurry. i wasnt too happy he left but shit happens. whats poppin? nairaland has changed. new members. where is prisccy eboue, skintite, akola the pessimist, kitaun, bolaoni, vieira and all the nairaland chronicles? jackal told u what happened, didn't he? thats life, life is a bitch but its jiggy now. we cant do any battle again tonight, cant wait for the breakadawn though.

Dear me, u don't know papoose? and u are mc? This nigga is dull.
Jackal, where are u? Your battle-mate don't even know Papoose. LOL. ooooh my God, wayne rooney doesnt know alex ferguson, its like a science student in the uni saying he doesnt know water is colourless.
See, i am too busy to start copying and pasting lyrics of your stolen rhymes. all i am saying is theres no plagiarism in poetry. words don't belong to anyone.
What eminem spews on records does not belong to eminem. these rappers come to show talents and steal rhymes off us in the clubs everytime. so put up or shut up. stop wasting space. battle if u can or mess off if u can't.

I am standing by. u know i will do this all day.
Its terrific to be back. Coming fresh from the cooler and its war all a sudden. 2mrw is here already.
can wait all day to chop nigga pharisees like the liberians did their president in the 90s

@ ferlie, MouthAction,
The truth is, i should have been your father but i wore a condom. nigga u call dad was dumb, wore the condom the wrong way and the sheath got the leaks thus bringing u to earth. its a web of events, stupidity was transfered from one generation to another. All things remaining constant, u shall transfer these genes to your offspring again and then filling up the earth with your family tree's pedigree. You don't really want to dig grime with me. i will eat your heart out and puke it back for u to eat. stay away from my space. word is bond!

Jackal,

A Wrap? Nohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. i am really in the mood to eat Somze's nose now. let the cannon lose on these guys.
I have seen all these guys rhymes, most were Papoose's lines like u have said. This nigga then claims someone was plagiarisin.
Is dude on lsd? Ooouuuuuuuuuuuch, wish this was man-o man-o. anyways, lets YIM.
I am coming back for this negroes tomorrow.

@ ferlie,

I think ur father hit the wrong hole when he came. It made ur birth complicated and bestowed a down's syndrome on u. When will u cats get the jerk that jackal and i aint the same. I am online now, Jackal is online. can a single individual log on with different ids at the same time?
u are such a numbskull u dont read between the lines. i am a loose cannon, i will waste u with the speed of light.
U know what, i am bored with all these boring talks. Lets battle if u gays want anarchy.

@ somze,
i am glad u nigga posted.
Get some education, theres no plagiarism in rap. You peops don't know shit about the art of rapping. These rhymes are being picked up day by day on the streets and its all about who waxes a record first. What u hear from Fiddy's mouth mostly belongs to Chavette and its all good in the hood.
Your campaign is ill and stop wasting valuable space and shouting on a weblog.
You want to battle? Create a new thread and lets see how good u are.

@ debosky,

why would the admin allow leprechauns to waste considerable space on this weblog.
what has this place turned to? Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyum, i am not buying this waste of space,at all.
anyways,i think MouthAction put his little tweenie up somze's ass tonight. I cant fathom out why a nigga will use more than 20 different comments to say the same horseshit. Its madness on nairaland,i guess.

Shush it u indolent pig. Who are you to know who plagiarises or not. Lil' did u know that these rappers steal rhymes on the streets. Theres nothing like plagiarism in poetry. 50 has been using Chavettes(kid from South Cali) rhymes since day one and thats the way it is. You cannot lay any claim that anyone is stealing any rhyme cos its all about the rhyme book.
I am not surprised as all u bush africans dont know better.
'Neways, whats it gonna be? I have just ressurected now and Jackal and I are ready to take you and your new disciples. Lets do this all night while this weblog is sleeping and judge the results by breakadawn tomorrow.

Mr ferlie, MouthAction is what you are called? Am i correct?
Why are u succesfully acting like a follower. Somze and Jackal are beefing. Why are u sticking your snout in it? I got ur ass lined up to be grilled when the green smoke pops up.
I think its about time i put u roaches in alcohol, bruv! Its a thin line between death and life and u are approaching that fast. On whose side are u? The Aces or the Fakists? I think u need to make up your mind.

@ Jackal,
Hey yo!!!!!! Whuddup?
Happenin? Lets waste these roaches. I have about 2000 bars prepped and ready for whoever it is on this thread. We took this forum last summer. Its about time we stamp the authority again. Lets crack this.
Holla me @ YIM if u still online.

S   H   O   L   A    Y

IT has to be the best Indian movie ever made.

There are so many factors involved.

Vidic has been terrific.

Ronaldo has improved tremendously.

The re-birth of Paul Scholes/Ryan Giggs.


By next year,

Larsson should be banging the goals in.

JS Park and Solskjaer should be fit enough to change a match.

Title WILL head back to OT and we fans we be singing "WE GOT OUR TROPHY BACK, "

Sorry mates.

I have been busy with United's transfer markets( ) trying to scour any available player that will strengthen the squad.
There aint too many players out there anymore and i think Larsson is a very good deal.
Huntelaar has openly declared he wants to join Man Utd and i think Fergie should nick him before Mourinho catches him.

JS Park is back and Solskjaer is up and running.
I cant really wait for the flaky december fixtures to start.
I wanna see how the pensioners in Chelski will cope with the tough n tight schedules.
Its gon' be a RED season.

UP U-9-TED.

@ Jackal,

What can u say about this newest generations of Ferguson's?
There's a hunger about this team i cannot really place my finger on.
The stats are unbelievable.
Check this schitzo out,

2005/06                                                                    2006/07
Blackburn 4-3 Man Utd                                  Blackburn 0-1 Man Utd

Man Utd 1-1  Tottenham                               Man Utd 1-0 Tottenham

Man Utd 1-1 Man City                                   Man Utd 3-1 Man City

Middlesboro 4-1 Man Utd                              Middlesboro 1-2 Man Utd

Man Utd 1-1 Everton                                     Man Utd 3-0 Everton

3 points in 5 matches        TOTAL PTS          15 points in 5 matches
     
    NO CLEAN SHEETS                                            3 CLEAN SHEETS

    7 GOALS SCORED                                              10 GOALS SCORED

    11 GOALS CONCEEDED                                       2 GOALS CONCEEDED

I just have a feeling this is why we on top.
No team in the land can score as many goals as United.
Ronnie,Wazza and Saha are banging in the goalz and there aint no limit.
C'mon UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNITED.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ JustK,

Y'all don't have to convince the newbie.
Good things dont really need to be advertised.
Let us leave our CLASS to speak for itself.

Man Utd is the best team in the land as at this day.
A very compact and formidable unit terrorising London clubs like the wrath of a menace.
All other teams should catch us if they can.

UNITED 4 LYFE.