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Technology MarketWho Can Verify Offerup Account Here Abeg? by HumanCalc(op): 12:37am On Feb 15, 2022
I need to verify my OfferUp account ASAP. If you can do this, hit me up and let me know your charges
GamingRe: Uk Used Ps3 Consoles by HumanCalc: 6:26pm On Feb 06, 2022
Just got this nice ps3 slim from adex1300. He installed all the games I requested for and delivered on time.

Highly recommended!

Don't know why picture is not uploading btw
PhonesRe: Thread closed by HumanCalc(op): 11:14pm On Jan 05, 2022
clinton44:
Very clean
So mint looking
No scratches
No fault
Powerful machine

I'm in imo state Owerri
All these and no price. How?
PhonesThread closed by HumanCalc(op):
Thread closed
GamingRe: New Arrival Uk Used Ps3 Slim Sold by HumanCalc: 6:50am On Jan 04, 2022
Can it fly for 45k?
BusinessI Need Help From Fellow Email Marketing Freelancers by HumanCalc(op): 10:36pm On Dec 25, 2021
Hey guys, I am a Klaviyo email marketing specialist and I freelance on Upwork. I seriously need dashboard screenshots of Klaviyo accounts to show as evidence to clients. The works I have done in the past were new accounts and there was nothing to screenshot.

I will be so happy if you can help me with this. Clients are asking for this before they can trust that one can do the job and I just don't have even though I am more than capable to do their jobs.

If you have, I am ready to pay for it.

Thank you.
BusinessRe: Who Can Create A Foreign Upwork Account For Me? by HumanCalc(op): 7:25am On Dec 21, 2021
macbede:
i can create one for you. Quote me and give me a time frame; as to when you need it so we can commence on it
0 8 1 3 0 2 8 4 4 2 0 is my WhatsApp number. How much do you charge?
BusinessRe: Who Can Create A Foreign Upwork Account For Me? by HumanCalc(op): 7:24am On Dec 21, 2021
Cryptotrain:
I have one. I can sell it to you.
Is that your number on your profile? I have DM you.
BusinessWho Can Create A Foreign Upwork Account For Me? by HumanCalc(op): 10:31pm On Dec 20, 2021
If you know you can create foreign Upwork account (preferably USA) and verify it. Kindly comment under here and let's discuss.

P.S. if you are a scammer, pls don't waste both our time.
CrimeRe: Some Police Officers Extorted My Friend Of Over 100k by HumanCalc(op): 8:43am On Dec 11, 2021
This is the account number he sent to me. I checked it on my bank app.

CrimeRe: Some Police Officers Extorted My Friend Of Over 100k by HumanCalc(op): 8:35am On Dec 11, 2021
But then, I might not be able to produce evidence supporting this. I asked my friend to send details and he said they used some paystack acc number blah blah that doesn't actually link to anybody.

He shared me screenshot. I am just so heartbroken right now.
CrimeSome Police Officers Extorted My Friend Of Over 100k by HumanCalc(op): 8:13am On Dec 11, 2021
Pls I need mods to move this to front-page. I have always been reading about police brutality and it makes my heart ache each time I hear about this but now it has happened to my best friend and I just can't take this.

I school in Southeast while he schools in Unilorin and he just called me to tell me that he went visiting a friend yesterday and some police officier busted the place. They didn't take them to any police stations but rather a building and they took the whole 100k+ in his account. He said he is the only one free.

He is not a yahoo boy. He doesn't even have money. That 100k belongs to another friend who wants to use his account for something that yesterday and now the guy is super pissed. I asked him if he is sure they are policemen and he said yes. Our only evidence is the transfer details. Pls help me....100k is too much. He can't call home to tell them. Pls

Lalasticlacla mynd44
PhonesRe: The Gallery (Mobile Photography/Art) by HumanCalc: 9:18am On Nov 24, 2021
LR editing with Redmi Note 10 Gcam wink
Rate

BusinessRe: Payoneer Users, Abeg Help Check This Out. by HumanCalc(op): 5:05pm On Nov 16, 2021
Zidoh:
Payoneer responses and actions to customers demand are very slow thisd day but the fastest ways to get them Is by call or chat to let them attend to your ticket. Meanwhile , we buy Payoneer at good rate. Let's knownif you need our services thanks.
So you are saying it can go faster if I chat them up?
BusinessPayoneer Users, Abeg Help Check This Out. by HumanCalc(op): 7:51am On Nov 16, 2021
So my Payoneer account has some money inside it and then they asked for verification. I have sent the government photo ID they asked for since last Friday.

Pls, how long does it take for this verification to be done cos I really need the money in the account.

Inputs needed abeg especially if you have tried verifying before too.
PhonesRe: The Gallery (Mobile Photography/Art) by HumanCalc: 12:34pm On Nov 13, 2021
Khaliyah:
Samsung s8plus + LR
What d'you mean by LR boss?
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by HumanCalc:
Hey guys. So I was charging my phone today with a cord that has multiple mouth so I could plug my power bank too using my original adapter then slept off
The sound of my phone connecting and disconnecting repeatedly from charger woke me up and I realised the phone was hotttt
It still kept doing this even after I disconnected the charger and I had to force-reboot the phone.
Now, the phone is working normal, no battery drain or anything but I noticed it's getting slightly hotter than before. I can feel the heat through the transparent case sef.
Pls what can I do. Got the phone just 6 months ago oo. Redmi Note 10.
Also, the power bank is not even charging anything again
RomanceLetter To All Nairalanders by HumanCalc(op): 12:33pm On Oct 27, 2021
We pray for good government everyday, condemn those ones we have presently, lament every day about the pitiable condition of this country and yet we continue thinking like animals who never really contribute positively to his fellows man's live with things he says.

I have to say, our mentality on this forum is barbaric and appalling. Due to large number of people that are on here, people come here geniunely to seek opinions on various issues like their marital life, education etc. that many of you out there don't even have the mental strength to take and yet, one idiot somewhere with SSCE who doesn't know what having a girlfriend feels like will enter comment section blasting the person and making them feel even worse than they felt before posting.

If someone post about education and courses they want to do study and need advice, if you guys don't tell them education is scam, ona go tell am say he is confused and should leave education.

If someone post about their marital life, you will call their wives hoes. Tell them to go and do DNA test whereas most of you are not even married and will never have the courage to ask your wives that even if you were.

Bunch of hypocrites! Typical Nigerians.

The most irritating thing is the way you guys drag girls. It's so bad. Morality doesn't pertain to one gender and when it comes sexual promiscuity, guys are at the top.

Go to Ashawo Beer Parlour thread and see how guys are spending on prostitutes, some of them are married. If they were ladies, I am sure people like them would have kids for different men. But then, everyone of you guys, including those that can't even toast girl one-on-one offline using Infinix Note 2 in one corner of his room using freebasics like me without enough money to feed just himself will come online to rant about how girls are gold-diggers and how he would have never fall in love. Idiot!!

What prompted me to say this actually was this thread

https://www.nairaland.com/6821339/girlfriend-pregnant-please-me-im

This guy was obvious heartbroken, scared and full of regret and he came here just to have someone to talk to. I am sure he couldn't talk to any of his friends obviously. They would mock him.

But what did you guys do? You blasted him too.

Asked him why he had sex when he wasn't ready. You think he doesn't regret that already?

I was so shocked that like the first 20 comments were those of senseless people who derive sick joy from bullying people offline whereas most of those guys talking themselves are not virgins. They've had sex with girls they are just dating. They've been reckless with girls before, some of them are at home now telling that girl to give phone to bikeman.

Hypocrites!!

While I know that there are sensible folks on this forum like Toks2008 and others that always try to uplift folks with their words and those that even assist in some ways, I still believe this Nairaland can be better than this.

I am not enabling destructive actions like premarital sex, drugs, domestic violence or whatever, I am just saying, all these things are done by humans and when they run into trouble and come on here to put their minds, we should respond like sensible people.

Reading comments these days is just so annoying, just the same stupid and hollow minded comments everytime. Let's do better. It's not a must to comment. If you don't have anything sensible to say, read and pass or carry your book or find a job!!

Thank you.
BusinessRe: FREELANCERS: Here's A Working Strategy For Snagging Quality Clients On LINKEDIN by HumanCalc: 6:43pm On Aug 15, 2021
iammarvellux:
Pls add me to the telegram group too. My MTN number is on my signature. Thanks
Why not just drop the number here?
BusinessRe: How To Build Enviable Income As An Email Copywriter In 2020.,, by HumanCalc: 6:30am On Jul 16, 2021
Theophinio:
Hi Boss
Am desperately in need of the solution to this exact question you asked up here
Did you later come up with the answer
No. I think you can just indicate where link should be and send it to clients as sample.
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by HumanCalc:
CentiLion:
EBSU ESUT please which is better for MBBS in terms of:
1. Fees
2. School calendar( strikes and the likes)
3. Teaching Hospital
4. Staff

Cc: HumanCalc
Dunsin125
Mandeyy
MedicBlaze
Starfx
And others.
Thank in Anticipation.
Okay let me quickly reply this boss.

1. I think EBSU is cheaper compared to ESUT but you can confirm on Google. As a non indigene in MBBS 100l, I paid 211k. It was 221 but the Governor reduced it by 10k.

2. Ebsu school calendar is fine. We started school in April and we will finish the whole 100l by october/Nov. By Nov, we should be in 200l. This rushing is due to coronavirus delay and the fact that the school needs money (as people say sha). Which brings me to my third answer

3. On strike. No strike yet since I have been in EBSU (just 4 months).

4. Teaching hospital. Normally, ebsu should be having the best teaching hospital in the whole Nigeria right now (might be exaggeration), but the governor converted the teaching hospital and campus he built for ebsu medical students into a new medical university upon completion despite the fact that the place was built with ebsu money. But note:

Our current teaching hospital is very okay. It's a federal teaching hospital called Federal Teaching Hospital, Abakaliki (FETHA). We might have to starts sharing it with FUNAI medical students from this year (they are having first set of clinical students) but anyhow things goes, we have a good teaching hospital and the place is very nice. I have personally gone on tour of one of them (We have two: FETHA 1 and FETHA 2). I went to 2.

5. I don't have much to say here. Just like other Nigerian schools, ebsu has it's own share of good, bad, lenient, strict, greedy, touchy, attentive and honest staff.

Most of ebsu staff members I have encountered, including the lecturers are actually nice.

Sorry this is long, I have an OCD to not leave anything unmentioned. Lol.
BusinessRe: FREELANCERS: Here's A Working Strategy For Snagging Quality Clients On LINKEDIN by HumanCalc: 1:33pm On Jul 02, 2021
Someone should pls help me with a way to get on the telegram group� The link no dey work
BusinessRe: How To Build Enviable Income As An Email Copywriter In 2020.,, by HumanCalc: 10:25am On Jun 30, 2021
ChaseVibes:
No I didn't craft a new email related to the client's I only explained that I understood what he was trying to achieve in his Email marketing campaign and then wrote a brief description of the sample I attached making it seem like the email was done for an old client I worked it in the past.

And I just put the Google docs link of the file there, I didn't "Attach" any file.
Boss abeg, I know this is a long time ago. You said you sent sample and made it seem like it's a work for an old client, didn't that sample contain link? Like link to the 'old' product you made him think you promoted before or it is not about products.
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by HumanCalc: 6:49pm On Jun 27, 2021
We created a whatsapp platform for jambites this year to come together, rub head, gain important info and insights and also get help on various jamb services. You can send DM to 08130284420 to join as we can't post link on nairaland. Thank you.

Avoid wasting this year's jamb too.
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by HumanCalc: 6:47pm On Jun 27, 2021
We created a whatsapp platform for jambites this year to come together, rub head, gain important info and insights and also get help on various jamb services. You can send DM to 081302844 as we can't post link on nairaland
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by HumanCalc: 6:47pm On Jun 27, 2021
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PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by HumanCalc: 1:28pm On Jun 14, 2021
Abeg guys, I am using redmi note 10 and I am tired of waiting for this 12.5 update oo. Wetin dey sup gan, shey na crime to not have enough money for Progringrin

Also, I have been ignoring all the previous updates I have been seeing like 12.0.5 and 12.0.10 (most recent), abeg is it a must for me to install them or can I just leave them and keep waiting for 12.5?
RomanceRe: Please Which Song Can You Recommend For Someone With Fresh Heartbreak? by HumanCalc: 4:48pm On Jun 03, 2021
Nice thread
Music/RadioRe: Abeg Suggest Good Website For Music Download by HumanCalc(op): 10:01am On Jun 02, 2021
booblacain:
you want free download or paid? If you are looking for free download, I can't help you, if you are looking for free, then go for Deezer. download their app, N800/month subscription. You can download every type of music you want, even albums. You can also create your own play list and down load it all into your mobile phone or laptop all at once.
Lol. I am used to free music but I been dey think am say e be like time don come for me to start paying for music oo. Muzmo just spoiled me...those guys have any songs you can think of and it's free. I don't how they were doing it. I will try this geezer out. 800/month is a fair deal.
Music/RadioAbeg Suggest Good Website For Music Download by HumanCalc(op): 9:52am On Jun 02, 2021
My first time posting here lol. Abeg, fellow music lovers, kind suggest good websites for downloading music especially Non-nigerian ones as I can easily get Nigerian songs. Preferably those with large variety and volume of songs. I used to download from En.muzmo.ru (the best website I know for music I swear) but the site has been down for about 3 months now.

Your inputs will be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

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