₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,345,022 members, 8,515,059 topics. Date: Saturday, 07 November 2026 at 11:38 PM

Toggle theme

HumbledbYGrace's Posts

Nairaland Forum › HumbledbYGrace's Profile › HumbledbYGrace's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 (of 363 pages)

Romance › Re: Physical features You Want In Your Spouse ? by HumbledbYGrace(f): 12:37pm On Oct 09, 2013
ledafaze: Someone pleasing to my eyes....












Preferably tall...
Not too sexy... so I can sleep with my eyes closed...
At least with Cup B maybe a D but never a DD (Full C is so perfect)
Lets say 34-28-36 grin grin grin
Ledafaze shocked shocked shocked lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Physical features You Want In Your Spouse ? by HumbledbYGrace(f): 12:22pm On Oct 09, 2013
proevan: There is nothing like wanting what you know. Wonderful go get him. wink
And I always fall for the opposite cry
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by HumbledbYGrace(op): 12:02pm On Oct 09, 2013
Logicboy03: Lol......strawman....we are talking about corruption in business. The UK ranks far above Nigeria on that issue.


Thanks for stretching it as if I was saying that the whole UK is good and the whole Nigeria is bad......I told you, please think before you attack me.
ok, let me not keep you.
Romance › Re: Physical features You Want In Your Spouse ? by HumbledbYGrace(f): 11:58am On Oct 09, 2013
proevan: Sure go ahead.
changed my mind.

Face; triangular, their have a strong jawline which I think determines the kind of a man he is, eyes should be those big eyes and thick eyebrows, pointy nose and high cheekbone. Lips? Full round lips... lipsrsealed He should keep not keep his hair, the head should always be shaved, I don't want to compete with my man when it comes to his hair! angry God forbid. His skin color; I love dark chocolate skin, and it should be very dark.

He should be taller than me in a way that my head should be able to rest on his chest on a standing position, six pack is a must o angry . He should be mr gym, the kinda guy that will drag his wife alone to the gym, the kinda guy that can carry me upstairs to our room if I fall asleep in the lounge.

Dresscode; please, this pants low ankle sneakers, gold teeth, heavy chains, tinted mawhawk bulgy shirts look is a drab....Skinny jeans, colour blocking carvel, escurl, floral tight printed t-shirts makes me wanna puke! He should be a gentleman, on a normal day, jeans and golf t-shirt would do. He should love fashion, be smart and presentable.

He should be witty, not an introvert please coz I am so it won't work. He should be able to handle me o, I am one wahala loving lady, he should be able to calm me down and not walk away. He should always have my back, even if I am wrong, he should know how to handle the situation and talk to me when I have cooled down. I hate a man who would say 'whatever' when I have wronged him.

A man of God, actually a man after God's own heart, he should be able to bring me closer to God than to himself. A friend, a brother, a father and a teacher.

I will add some later
Romance › Re: Physical features You Want In Your Spouse ? by HumbledbYGrace(f): 11:57am On Oct 09, 2013
.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by HumbledbYGrace(op): 11:21am On Oct 09, 2013
Logicboy03: Who told you I am justifying it? In the UK, I ran a business with zero corruption....in Nigeria it is difficult not to engage in corruption.

HBG, stop it. Always attacking me without thinking through......


When you run a biz in Nigeria, you can challenege me. I wear the shoe and I know where it pinches.
See how you paint Uk white and Nigeria black?

Why? And please I do not have anything against you.
Literature › Re: Jewels Of Africa by HumbledbYGrace(op): 11:12am On Oct 09, 2013
^ ^ ^

Thank you ladies
Romance › Re: Physical features You Want In Your Spouse ? by HumbledbYGrace(f): 11:04am On Oct 09, 2013
Can I post a pic lipsrsealed
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by HumbledbYGrace(op): 10:56am On Oct 09, 2013
Logicboy03: In practice and theory in business management, there are external factors beyond your control. Some may even arise without your involvement- externalities.

Example- the zoning of electricity and the construction of roads.

You buy a cheap land for your business in a developing area. You find that the govt is building roads and developing the area. So, you start building your house.

First problem- in Lagos, you have Omo-niles (I dont speak yoruba but i think it means children of land) who come to disturb you. You either have to settle them or use soldiers/police men who are not from the area to scare them away. Both options are corrupt. I havent worked with construction in many years, so I dont know if the govt has stopped these omo-niles

Second problem- you find that the govt contractor who was doing the roads did not finish them and left many roads incomplete due to corruption. Your business needs access. What do you do? You have to use some financial influence to the contractor and local govt department to get your own particalr road done....to hell with the other roads incomplete lol

Third problem- they didnt put the NEPA or PHCN electricity cables to reach your side and the phases are not correct. You can complain to the PHCN company which would take forever- leaving your business in darkness for months. Bribing the workers in the dept handling your area is the way forward becuase if you even complain to their bosses, there is so much red tape and bureaucracy that the low level worker will still punish you with intentional slow work. The Jesus option to avoid this nonsense corruption is to go full solar energy. Millions of naira or thousands of pounds. Solar energy is expensive


There is also the problem with your building plan registration. Those civil servants will frustrate you.



This is only the tip of the iceberg....
your trying so hard to justify corruption and overshadow it with things we can avoid. Corruption is corruption nomatter how you may look at it.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by HumbledbYGrace(op): 10:53am On Oct 09, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: Why are you guys afraid of Satan?
I am not afraid of that old hag, I know kung fung. tongue
Romance › Re: How to aviod making the mistake of marrying the wrong person. by HumbledbYGrace(f): 1:37am On Oct 09, 2013
[quote author=190-the-clown]btw humbledbyugliness if thats you on your profile pic

I nor get anything further to tell you again than to simply ask God to provide "THAT MAN" in your life

U indeed need am huh huh
[/quote]you don't need googles to see it me. ;P
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by HumbledbYGrace(op): 1:30am On Oct 09, 2013
proevan: Sure I am GOD helping me, and if or when I fall short I am still hornest about it. This is a difficult place to get to because most people don't want to deal with their issues.

* GOD once told me it is not the heart of David that I saw that made me say his heart was towards me but the way his heart was positioned. Saul sinned and David did even worse but David repented when confronted and Saul gave excuses.

Titus.1: 15 Unto the pure all things are pure: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled.
Thank you
Romance › Re: How to aviod making the mistake of marrying the wrong person. by HumbledbYGrace(f): 1:27am On Oct 09, 2013
[quote author=190-the-clown]if i curse this one now - God go begin vex!!

My dear please gather your menses enter room - i nor get your time tonite undecided
[/quote]euhuh

Scram if you got nothing meaningful to add on this thread.
Romance › Re: How to aviod making the mistake of marrying the wrong person. by HumbledbYGrace(f): 1:17am On Oct 09, 2013
[quote author=190-the-clown]Honey next year you'd be 32

u better manage what you can get now oh!!

na advice i give u so angry angry
[/quote]scram angry
Romance › Re: How to aviod making the mistake of marrying the wrong person. by HumbledbYGrace(f): 1:16am On Oct 09, 2013
totalbaby: Much better smiley. Firstly i believe that before you get married, one should date their partner for a reasonable period of time(+/-2years) so as to really get to know him/her, their likes, dislikes, beliefs,habits, communication skills,ideology,religion etc to see if you are on par with one another.

Secondly, oftentimes men consider marrying a woman hoping she never changes, while a woman considers marrying a man she hopes she can change. This is the wrong approach on both accounts. Don’t assume that you can change a person after you’re married to them or that they will reach their potential. There is no guarantee, after all, that those changes will be for the better. In fact, it’s often for the worse. If you can’t accept someone or imagine living with them as they are then don’t marry them.

Someone once told me that " the only thing u need in a partner is emotional intelligence...thats it...u can never find someone thats perfect in every category...u should look at who u are, and chose someone that can accept that"
110 likes. This is true.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by HumbledbYGrace(op): 1:12am On Oct 09, 2013
proevan: GOD does help his children I paid online and got passport in the stipulated one week, no additional cost I only was aggressive when I sensed four-play. With experience one can do much. * Dan.11:32

. Hebrews.5:14 But strong meat belongeth to them that are of full age, even those who by reason of use have their senses exercised to discern both good and evil.
@ bolded, you sound like Obadiah lol cool
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by HumbledbYGrace(op): 1:10am On Oct 09, 2013
proevan: That is why there is a back up plan called the fruits of the spirit.Gal.5:22 if you are patient enough you will definately find such a person, for it sint about a perfect man but the perfect understanding and relationship.

* Patience is not patient until patience has gotten what she is patient for; Men process a lot and if you don't wait for the complete booting then you get the hanging that appear to be your dis-honesty.
Are you always honest in everything you do?

As in;
[size=50pt]ALWAYShuh[/size]
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It A Sin For Guy To Wear Fitted Shirts And Skinny Trousers? by HumbledbYGrace(f): 12:58am On Oct 09, 2013
Khalessi: angry
spongebobhuh Your under arrest/ban for commiting murder angry
Literature › Re: Story: A New Dawn by HumbledbYGrace(f): 12:53am On Oct 09, 2013
Neduzze5: Hahahahahahahahahhahahaha......

This your comment is so funny, to the extent that it brought me out from my shell. Where did you go and dig out this story from?? tongue

Lol... Are you annoyed with me??

Or vexed?

Sorry dear... Was quite busy.. but I've been writing... but I have not written much... Maybe you should check out my short stories thread or my new website.

I will try and continue so as to be able to finish this up but I'm not promising oh

Please Pearl, don't forsake me... come bacccckkkk cry
Na u sabi? angry *unfollows thread*
1 Like
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by HumbledbYGrace(op): 12:50am On Oct 09, 2013
texanomaly: Or woman. grin

I'm certainly not perfect.
lipsrsealed

I no go lie sha, I have walked down that road embarassed
Christianity Etc › Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by HumbledbYGrace(op): 12:40am On Oct 09, 2013
So the question is about being honest in everything you do? undecided I am yet to see a man who is.
Literature › Re: Glorious Ruins//the House Of Commotion by HumbledbYGrace(op): 12:28am On Oct 09, 2013
Act 2 scene 2

Enters Uju, Hbg and dagr8. Its evening, all tired, lazy to cook and decide to eat cereals, after doing the dishes they relax in the lounge watching cartoons.


[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: How was your day guys?

[size=13pt]dagr8[/size]: (glued to his laptop.) Had a tiring day, my system crashed without noticing me. sad


[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Hian dagr8 can it talkhuh


[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: cheesy you two are crazy, so who's lappy is that dagr8huh


[size=13pt]dagr8[/size]: Uju it cannot talk, I was just disappointed because I lost some important files. Grace, I borrowed it from one Dangote wannabe at the Business Management department.


[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Aw take heart eh, it is well.


[size=13pt]dagr8[/size]: Thanks Uju. smiley


[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: I don't like the fact that you borrowed the lappy though.


[size=13pt]dagr8[/size]: I had no choice, I have to work rememberhuh


[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Yeah, a man gotta do what a man gotta do. (There is an unusual noise outside.) Who could that be?

[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: You must be hearing things Uju, dagr8 did you hear anything?


[size=13pt]dagr8[/size]: No. (There is a knock at the door followed by a male voice; Praise the Lord! ) Hold on, I am coming.

(Enters Redmosquito)

Your welcome my brother.

[size=13pt]Redmosquito[/size]: Praise the Lord!!


[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: Hmm, I wonder which ocean current carried you to this side of the island.


[size=13pt]Redmosquito[/size]: What do you mean joor?


[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: We are just suprised you came, so who told you we moved from the arts hostels?


[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: He is bored, can't live in this uni without us, that's why he is here.


[size=13pt]Redmosquito[/size]: I sniffed ya scent, minion helped me a little you see. cool
My apologise eh, embarassed I forgot I am in a church. Oya praise the Lord!

[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Behave, or I will bring my mosquito coil and matches this minute.


[size=13pt]Redmosquito[/size]: (kneeling besides Uju's feet.) I am so sorry my Prietess, make I leave una in peace. (Exit Redmosquito.)


[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: Uju and dagr8 I am out of here, good night.


[size=13pt]dagr8[/size]: I should leave too, good night ladies.


[size=13pt]Hbg&Uj_sizzle[/size]: Good night dear.

(Exit dagr8)

[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: (in a hushed tone.) So, how did it go with 'you know who?'

[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Fine.


[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: Finehuh Spill joor.


[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Ok, we hooked up after the morning class, went out to kfc, argh. Its not important anymore.



[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: You went out? shocked wow, so what does he drive? Is he well off?


[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: (annoyed.) Drive kehuh We had to board an okada to town. All that glitters isn't always gold dear. Worst part was when he asked me to pay for the food, saying his card had been declined. angry

[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: I think it would be best if we go to the diary section, you need to cool off.


[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: yea, I just hope I don't see him there, I might just puke all over the place.


[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: I hope I don't see 'you know who.' two, he is all over the place pretending like nothing happened.

[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Those are our pasts, let's focus on our new beginings, our own house, our friendship and put everything in God's hands. smiley


[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: Your too much Uju, I am glad we met. grin


[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]:All thanks to God for Seun right?


[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: Seun neh? Hmm I envy some people sha. Anyway, I think we should lock up, yahoo boys are all over the place you know.


[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: shocked shocked shocked Really? I thought they were not allowed inside the University? undecided


[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: They are not. The thing is they come in like the rest of us so its hard to pin point them.


[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Wow! shocked (checks the doors and windows.) I think dagr8 locked up before he retired to his room.


[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: That reminds me, where is Reyginus? And Seyibrown?


[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: I cannot trace them, I think they disconnected their trackers.


[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: With Reyginus, you never know. He came drunk yesterday, I wonder how he keeps up.


[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: He is well known around here, he is like a skipo so maybe he had too much on his plate.


[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: I pray he is not at the bar. sad



[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Relax, he is a big boy he can take care of himself.


[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: I know, I know. The thing is we have to have twenty people before fortnight and if we don't, the house will be given to other groups.


[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: That's ridiculous! angry


[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: I know, but rules are rules. Remember we asked for it to be among the stikied houses so that Christians will be able to locate us easily?


[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Yea, all is well. Good night. smiley


[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: Good night. smiley


(Exit Uju and Hbg.)

//curtains closed.//
1 Like
Literature › Re: Glorious Ruins//the House Of Commotion by HumbledbYGrace(op): 12:23am On Oct 09, 2013
//Act 2 scene 1//

Its 6am Uj_sizzle and HumbledbyGrace are cleaning the house, putting finishing touches here and there. And trying to get everything done before their classes resume for the day.




[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Grace!

[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: Huh?

[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: I think I am going to be sick, my throat is kinda sore. sad

[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: Oh dear, on our first morning in this house? Should I get you something at the health wing?

[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: I will be fine, let's get this done. We are expecting visitors, will ask Obinoscopy to bring me something. I am going to meet up with him at the Diary Campus.

[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: I have heard a little about the guy, what's up with him?

[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Argh nothing, he is just a nice guy.

[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: Ok, let me go and put some fresh teabags in the kettle, people might pop in when we least expect them.

[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: you do that. smiley

(Hbg goes to the kitchen leaving Uju in the sitting room. A young man arrives.)

[size=13pt]Acidosis[/size]: Good morning ma'am Uju

[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Good morning dear.

[size=13pt]Acidosis[/size]: I saw your name on the fliers advertising this place, I thought I could pop by and check on you.

[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: That's sweet of you. Been busy since weekend and I am not feeling fine this morning.

[size=13pt]Acidosis[/size]: sad It is well, get well soon, and take it easy with the work load.

[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Thank you dear. Gracie, we have a visitor.

[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: (from the kitchen.) Who is it?

[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Grace!

[size=13pt]Acidosis[/size]: Humbledbygrace I am no visitor in your house, its Acidosis.

[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: (To Acidosis.) Its your first time here, let us make you some tea please.

[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: (From the kitchen.) Yes na, sit down, I am making some tea.

[size=13pt]Acidosis[/size]: Ladies, I am late for class. Thank you for you kind offer, will have to do this some other time.

[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: sad Ok, another time then. Go well.

[size=13pt]Acidosis[/size]: Take care of yourself ma'am. Hbg, see you around. (He leaves colliding with a lady at the door going in the GR house.)

[size=13pt]Seyibrown[/size]: (At the door.) Knock, knock.


[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Come in.


[size=13pt]Seyibrown[/size]:Nice place you got here, wow. Who would have though? Can I join?


[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]:Welcome ma'am.(There is a knock at the door, enters dagr8, pulling a big suitcase, beaming.)


[size=13pt]dagr8[/size]: grin OMG! shocked this place is awesome. So ladies, where is my room? undecided I hope I am not late?


[size=13pt]UJ_sizzle[/size]: grin grin grin Its never too late to join the big family of God. Hope you will enjoy your stay here.



[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: (rushes from the kitchen to give dagr8 a hug.) Stranger, where have you been? I missed you. tongue


[size=13pt]Seyibrown[/size]:Wetin be this nahuh Hbg where is my hughuh


[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]:Knock it off guy, dagr8 and Seyi let me show you guys to your room while Hbg prepare breakfast for you.

[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]:No, I have a lecture, Uju tongue
I am out of here.

(Exit Hbg.)

[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: dagr8 and Seyi as you both can see our house has twenty rooms which means only twenty people will stay here. No sharing is allowed, its a school rule even though we would have loved to share. The first floor, downstairs is for the guys as they tend to be the noisy ones. We have Reyginus already occupying one room down there though I doubt he will stay for long as he says he doesn't live in one place for more than two months.

Everyone will have his/her own key for the main door and their room. We only have one laundry room so we will do laundry in turns to avoid stampede as the room is just a size of a matchbox.

Cooking and cleaning will be done in pairs, everyone will clean, so we don't want guys telling us cooking is for women only.

We will have the rules and cleaning time table as soon as we reach the expected number because we have to submit them to the professors around here who will have to approve and then assign someone to check on us on daily basis.

Please the rooms which are yet to be occupied are not locked so feel free to choose rooms you like. The keys are at the back of every door. I have to go too, make sure you lock up when you leave the house. I will be coming back with Hbg.

( The three exit to different directions.)

//curtains closed.//
Culture › Re: Jewels Of Africa Nairaland Heritage Fair by HumbledbYGrace(op): 9:08pm On Oct 08, 2013
shymexx: I only know a few Yoruba foods - the Yoruba chics on this forum can help you out with that one.

Anonymous6, tpia and ileke_idi - where art thou? tongue
post what you know please
Literature › Re: Glorious Ruins//the House Of Commotion by HumbledbYGrace(op): 8:57pm On Oct 08, 2013
Neduzze5: Lol... I'm so enjoying this. I have been thinking of writing a play such as this in a while but no time jare...


Keep it up.

Where is Act One Scene 4huh tongue
I slept on it tongue

Thanks, we should revive drama around here.
Culture › Re: Jewels Of Africa Nairaland Heritage Fair by HumbledbYGrace(op): 8:19pm On Oct 08, 2013
shymexx: Where? My pic isn't there - I definitely can't post my pics on this forum. But I've got loads of pics in Yoruba trad clothes at different weddings. tongue

And the ose oke thing used for hats and agbada are quintessentially Yoruba. They're made by yoruba women.
m a fan of the yorubas, so where are the food? tongue
Culture › Re: Jewels Of Africa Nairaland Heritage Fair by HumbledbYGrace(op): 8:07pm On Oct 08, 2013
Is that you Shymexhuh
Culture › Re: Jewels Of Africa Nairaland Heritage Fair by HumbledbYGrace(op): 8:06pm On Oct 08, 2013
Lost for words ^ ^^
Christianity Etc › Re: Satan by HumbledbYGrace(f): 7:44pm On Oct 08, 2013
Alfa Seltzer: Xtians.

Hahahah.

Funny set of people. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
that's why you just can't stay away from them.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 (of 363 pages)