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ledafaze: Someone pleasing to my eyes....Ledafaze ![]() |
proevan: There is nothing like wanting what you know. Wonderful go get him.And I always fall for the opposite |
Logicboy03: Lol......strawman....we are talking about corruption in business. The UK ranks far above Nigeria on that issue.ok, let me not keep you. |
proevan: Sure go ahead.changed my mind. Face; triangular, their have a strong jawline which I think determines the kind of a man he is, eyes should be those big eyes and thick eyebrows, pointy nose and high cheekbone. Lips? Full round lips... He should keep not keep his hair, the head should always be shaved, I don't want to compete with my man when it comes to his hair! God forbid. His skin color; I love dark chocolate skin, and it should be very dark. He should be taller than me in a way that my head should be able to rest on his chest on a standing position, six pack is a must o . He should be mr gym, the kinda guy that will drag his wife alone to the gym, the kinda guy that can carry me upstairs to our room if I fall asleep in the lounge.Dresscode; please, this pants low ankle sneakers, gold teeth, heavy chains, tinted mawhawk bulgy shirts look is a drab....Skinny jeans, colour blocking carvel, escurl, floral tight printed t-shirts makes me wanna puke! He should be a gentleman, on a normal day, jeans and golf t-shirt would do. He should love fashion, be smart and presentable. He should be witty, not an introvert please coz I am so it won't work. He should be able to handle me o, I am one wahala loving lady, he should be able to calm me down and not walk away. He should always have my back, even if I am wrong, he should know how to handle the situation and talk to me when I have cooled down. I hate a man who would say 'whatever' when I have wronged him. A man of God, actually a man after God's own heart, he should be able to bring me closer to God than to himself. A friend, a brother, a father and a teacher. I will add some later |
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Logicboy03: Who told you I am justifying it? In the UK, I ran a business with zero corruption....in Nigeria it is difficult not to engage in corruption.See how you paint Uk white and Nigeria black? Why? And please I do not have anything against you. |
^ ^ ^ Thank you ladies |
Can I post a pic ![]() |
Logicboy03: In practice and theory in business management, there are external factors beyond your control. Some may even arise without your involvement- externalities.your trying so hard to justify corruption and overshadow it with things we can avoid. Corruption is corruption nomatter how you may look at it. |
Alfa Seltzer: Why are you guys afraid of Satan?I am not afraid of that old hag, I know kung fung. ![]() |
[quote author=190-the-clown]btw humbledbyugliness if thats you on your profile pic I nor get anything further to tell you again than to simply ask God to provide "THAT MAN" in your life U indeed need am [/quote]you don't need googles to see it me. ;P |
proevan: Sure I am GOD helping me, and if or when I fall short I am still hornest about it. This is a difficult place to get to because most people don't want to deal with their issues.Thank you |
[quote author=190-the-clown]if i curse this one now - God go begin vex!! My dear please gather your menses enter room - i nor get your time tonite [/quote]eu![]() Scram if you got nothing meaningful to add on this thread. |
[quote author=190-the-clown]Honey next year you'd be 32 u better manage what you can get now oh!! na advice i give u so [/quote]scram ![]() |
totalbaby: Much better110 likes. This is true. |
proevan: GOD does help his children I paid online and got passport in the stipulated one week, no additional cost I only was aggressive when I sensed four-play. With experience one can do much. * Dan.11:32@ bolded, you sound like Obadiah lol ![]() |
proevan: That is why there is a back up plan called the fruits of the spirit.Gal.5:22 if you are patient enough you will definately find such a person, for it sint about a perfect man but the perfect understanding and relationship.Are you always honest in everything you do? As in; [size=50pt]ALWAYS [/size] |
Khalessi:spongebob Your under arrest/ban for commiting murder ![]() |
Neduzze5: Hahahahahahahahahhahahaha......Na u sabi? *unfollows thread* |
texanomaly: Or woman. ![]() I no go lie sha, I have walked down that road ![]() |
So the question is about being honest in everything you do? I am yet to see a man who is. |
Act 2 scene 2 Enters Uju, Hbg and dagr8. Its evening, all tired, lazy to cook and decide to eat cereals, after doing the dishes they relax in the lounge watching cartoons. [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: How was your day guys? [size=13pt]dagr8[/size]: (glued to his laptop.) Had a tiring day, my system crashed without noticing me. ![]() [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Hian dagr8 can it talk [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: you two are crazy, so who's lappy is that dagr8![]() [size=13pt]dagr8[/size]: Uju it cannot talk, I was just disappointed because I lost some important files. Grace, I borrowed it from one Dangote wannabe at the Business Management department. [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Aw take heart eh, it is well. [size=13pt]dagr8[/size]: Thanks Uju. ![]() [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: I don't like the fact that you borrowed the lappy though. [size=13pt]dagr8[/size]: I had no choice, I have to work remember ![]() [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Yeah, a man gotta do what a man gotta do. (There is an unusual noise outside.) Who could that be? [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: You must be hearing things Uju, dagr8 did you hear anything? [size=13pt]dagr8[/size]: No. (There is a knock at the door followed by a male voice; Praise the Lord! ) Hold on, I am coming. (Enters Redmosquito) Your welcome my brother. [size=13pt]Redmosquito[/size]: Praise the Lord!! [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: Hmm, I wonder which ocean current carried you to this side of the island. [size=13pt]Redmosquito[/size]: What do you mean joor? [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: We are just suprised you came, so who told you we moved from the arts hostels? [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: He is bored, can't live in this uni without us, that's why he is here. [size=13pt]Redmosquito[/size]: I sniffed ya scent, minion helped me a little you see. ![]() My apologise eh, I forgot I am in a church. Oya praise the Lord![size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Behave, or I will bring my mosquito coil and matches this minute. [size=13pt]Redmosquito[/size]: (kneeling besides Uju's feet.) I am so sorry my Prietess, make I leave una in peace. (Exit Redmosquito.) [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: Uju and dagr8 I am out of here, good night. [size=13pt]dagr8[/size]: I should leave too, good night ladies. [size=13pt]Hbg&Uj_sizzle[/size]: Good night dear. (Exit dagr8) [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: (in a hushed tone.) So, how did it go with 'you know who?' [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Fine. [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: Fine Spill joor.[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Ok, we hooked up after the morning class, went out to kfc, argh. Its not important anymore. [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: You went out? [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: (annoyed.) Drive ke We had to board an okada to town. All that glitters isn't always gold dear. Worst part was when he asked me to pay for the food, saying his card had been declined. ![]() [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: I think it would be best if we go to the diary section, you need to cool off. [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: yea, I just hope I don't see him there, I might just puke all over the place. [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: I hope I don't see 'you know who.' two, he is all over the place pretending like nothing happened. [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Those are our pasts, let's focus on our new beginings, our own house, our friendship and put everything in God's hands. ![]() [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: Your too much Uju, I am glad we met. ![]() [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]:All thanks to God for Seun right? [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: Seun neh? Hmm I envy some people sha. Anyway, I think we should lock up, yahoo boys are all over the place you know. [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: They are not. The thing is they come in like the rest of us so its hard to pin point them. [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Wow! [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: That reminds me, where is Reyginus? And Seyibrown? [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: I cannot trace them, I think they disconnected their trackers. [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: With Reyginus, you never know. He came drunk yesterday, I wonder how he keeps up. [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: He is well known around here, he is like a skipo so maybe he had too much on his plate. [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: I pray he is not at the bar. ![]() [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Relax, he is a big boy he can take care of himself. [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: I know, I know. The thing is we have to have twenty people before fortnight and if we don't, the house will be given to other groups. [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: That's ridiculous! ![]() [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: I know, but rules are rules. Remember we asked for it to be among the stikied houses so that Christians will be able to locate us easily? [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Yea, all is well. Good night. ![]() [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: Good night. ![]() (Exit Uju and Hbg.) //curtains closed.// |
//Act 2 scene 1// Its 6am Uj_sizzle and HumbledbyGrace are cleaning the house, putting finishing touches here and there. And trying to get everything done before their classes resume for the day. [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Grace! [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: Huh? [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: I think I am going to be sick, my throat is kinda sore. ![]() [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: Oh dear, on our first morning in this house? Should I get you something at the health wing? [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: I will be fine, let's get this done. We are expecting visitors, will ask Obinoscopy to bring me something. I am going to meet up with him at the Diary Campus. [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: I have heard a little about the guy, what's up with him? [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Argh nothing, he is just a nice guy. [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: Ok, let me go and put some fresh teabags in the kettle, people might pop in when we least expect them. [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: you do that. ![]() (Hbg goes to the kitchen leaving Uju in the sitting room. A young man arrives.) [size=13pt]Acidosis[/size]: Good morning ma'am Uju [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Good morning dear. [size=13pt]Acidosis[/size]: I saw your name on the fliers advertising this place, I thought I could pop by and check on you. [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: That's sweet of you. Been busy since weekend and I am not feeling fine this morning. [size=13pt]Acidosis[/size]: It is well, get well soon, and take it easy with the work load.[size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Thank you dear. Gracie, we have a visitor. [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: (from the kitchen.) Who is it? [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Grace! [size=13pt]Acidosis[/size]: Humbledbygrace I am no visitor in your house, its Acidosis. [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: (To Acidosis.) Its your first time here, let us make you some tea please. [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: (From the kitchen.) Yes na, sit down, I am making some tea. [size=13pt]Acidosis[/size]: Ladies, I am late for class. Thank you for you kind offer, will have to do this some other time. [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Ok, another time then. Go well.[size=13pt]Acidosis[/size]: Take care of yourself ma'am. Hbg, see you around. (He leaves colliding with a lady at the door going in the GR house.) [size=13pt]Seyibrown[/size]: (At the door.) Knock, knock. [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: Come in. [size=13pt]Seyibrown[/size]:Nice place you got here, wow. Who would have though? Can I join? [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]:Welcome ma'am.(There is a knock at the door, enters dagr8, pulling a big suitcase, beaming.) [size=13pt]dagr8[/size]: OMG! I hope I am not late?[size=13pt]UJ_sizzle[/size]: Its never too late to join the big family of God. Hope you will enjoy your stay here.[size=13pt]Hbg[/size]: (rushes from the kitchen to give dagr8 a hug.) Stranger, where have you been? I missed you. ![]() [size=13pt]Seyibrown[/size]:Wetin be this na Hbg where is my hug![]() [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]:Knock it off guy, dagr8 and Seyi let me show you guys to your room while Hbg prepare breakfast for you. [size=13pt]Hbg[/size]:No, I have a lecture, Uju ![]() I am out of here. (Exit Hbg.) [size=13pt]Uj_sizzle[/size]: dagr8 and Seyi as you both can see our house has twenty rooms which means only twenty people will stay here. No sharing is allowed, its a school rule even though we would have loved to share. The first floor, downstairs is for the guys as they tend to be the noisy ones. We have Reyginus already occupying one room down there though I doubt he will stay for long as he says he doesn't live in one place for more than two months. Everyone will have his/her own key for the main door and their room. We only have one laundry room so we will do laundry in turns to avoid stampede as the room is just a size of a matchbox. Cooking and cleaning will be done in pairs, everyone will clean, so we don't want guys telling us cooking is for women only. We will have the rules and cleaning time table as soon as we reach the expected number because we have to submit them to the professors around here who will have to approve and then assign someone to check on us on daily basis. Please the rooms which are yet to be occupied are not locked so feel free to choose rooms you like. The keys are at the back of every door. I have to go too, make sure you lock up when you leave the house. I will be coming back with Hbg. ( The three exit to different directions.) //curtains closed.// |
shymexx: I only know a few Yoruba foods - the Yoruba chics on this forum can help you out with that one.post what you know please |
Neduzze5: Lol... I'm so enjoying this. I have been thinking of writing a play such as this in a while but no time jare...I slept on it Thanks, we should revive drama around here. |
shymexx: Where? My pic isn't there - I definitely can't post my pics on this forum. But I've got loads of pics in Yoruba trad clothes at different weddings.m a fan of the yorubas, so where are the food? ![]() |
Is that you Shymex ![]() |
Lost for words ^ ^^ |
Alfa Seltzer: Xtians.that's why you just can't stay away from them. |
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God forbid. His skin color; I love dark chocolate skin, and it should be very dark. 

. Firstly i believe that before you get married, one should date their partner for a reasonable period of time(+/-2years) so as to really get to know him/her, their likes, dislikes, beliefs,habits, communication skills,ideology,religion etc to see if you are on par with one another.


you two are crazy, so who's lappy is that dagr8