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ellechrystal:
Lol. Just a car

Car na 'just'
Well anything for you...I'll get you a 1925 model Hummar.
Congrat in advance.

When is Buhari coming to visit me because it can only take my blessing for him to win this election, any other blessings is wassshhhhh.
I have warned him severally and will continue to sound it for the whole world to hear..
Stay away and live longer Buhari but I know you wouldn't listen because it's easier to wake a sleeping man than he pretending to be asleep.
I have sounded.

How much for reading this epistle
Because nothing goes for nothing.

Oga Jona,you took how many years to fix the so called railway according to you,how many years?
If na only railway finished all those years,how many years you go take fix electricity, good hospitals, motorable roads,quality school buildings and equipments,and other good things that can be felt by we,the masses....please tell me how many years do you need??
Will a hundred years be fine with you? Nigerian are tired of all these rubbish in the name of Speech.
We need to hear good speech backed up with Actions... I mean action-packed speeches,but unfortunately you and your rival are just the opposite of that dreamt Pilot.
Am so so disappointed.

ellechrystal:
Thanks dear..

With all honesty, you've made my day in Nairaland today and I owe you something like a gift.. but certainly I can't just place it.
So name it...but keep it below the belt

ellechrystal:
Exactly, they just want to hit it with d party Apc. Not like they ve anything great to offer. Pay intellects to write speeches for them. Meet analysts to tell them what to do. Yet they don't mean all the shots they say.
They just want Apc there. Am deeply sure they all hate buhari but they ve no choice cos he stands a better chance than all of them there.
Am not saying johna is too good, but I see him being better o

You just nailed it....
Say no more, whoever think deep will surely agree with this..
You are a great lady among men..
Keep it up, deep thinker.

ellechrystal:
Exactly d way I c it. They forget d man is lucky cos his name is good luck lol.

You just on point....many desperados for so called "change" know this bitter truth and they grab the opportunity.
Simple they want to use this man as a stepping stone to climb that seat by fire by force but God is watching us all.
I will always say raw; Buhari is weak and feeble and Nigerian deserve better than Buhari for a CHANGE.

HONNESSTY:
my brother are u God? There is no comparison whatsoever between GMB and late yaradua. Yaradua waz battling with his life even b4 he wz d governor of katsina state. During his 2007 campaign he couldnt travel to some states due to poor health. Dis is jst pdp propaganda to tarnish Gmb image. GMB is even stronger dan a 20yr old man and he will be strong till 2023 and after. Mugabe president of zimbabwe is 82 abt ten yrs older than GMB is stil vry much strng and healthy. #sai Buhari 2015

My brother am not God but was made by Him,so a lion can't put to birth a goat.He said in the last days,we shall see visions .
Now on a serious note, Bros you know inside of you that Buhari is very weak and feeble and yet you people want to kill him by forcing him to go for the hottest seat in Africa.
Please ruling Nigeria is not ruling South Africa then how dare you compare Nigeria with Zimbabwe. I tell you Mogabe would have been long forgotten if Zimbabwe was like Nigeria.
I have come to notice that if you're not Strong both in Mind, Will and Appearance, you don't last as a Nigerian President. And even your five year old neighbor'son knows that Buhari is a spent old man waiting for his calling to wherever.
Please agitating for "change" should not be carried out desperately and blindly, you deserve better than Buhari.

callMeOlaar:
dis is d most foooolish post i av read in dis thread.... im sure all of u PDP will rethink ur stance once buhari is elected and makes the life of u and ur families better .... #to be continued ...

Since this is "the most fooooolish post" post you've read in this thread, then you've read the TRUTH and nothing but the TRUTH.
I said this because Wisdom presents it head in a foolish and unnoticed way to the acclaimed Wise,therefore since you've read my foolish post, you've read wisdom.
Am not God your Buhari is not FIT both Physically, Psychologically to rule Nigeria. The same you will kill him if he eventually wins which i don't even see that coming.
Last bullet; Ruling Nigeria is not the same with ruling Zimbabwe .....Go and rethink.

ninocia18:
Onye agwa na this man adiro fit to rule this country, o che na a na-ako blue film. It won't be cool to have another president die on us again oo...

Some people that I wouldn't mention here know what they're looking for,the more reason they are shouting "said buhari", even when it's glaring the name doesn't sound good in their lips..
They think we will have another Yaradua and Jonathan in Buhari and Osinbajo, so that tomorrow the later would occupy the position of the former leaving us with another bad record of producing 'quarter to go' for President...
But I tell you, Jonathan was lucky and Osinbajo might not be.
That's just the Truth...

More pics:
This tab is just amazing.

This is the spec of this beast of a tab;

• Specification:
Size 10.1" (16:10),
Touch Screen Type Capacitive Screen
CPU Qualcomm 1.2GHz , Quad Core CPU+Quad GPU
Display Samsung IPS 1280*800 pixel, Retina+Adreno 203-3D
Video Format 1080P
Storage 1GB LPDDR2 + Flash 4GB( Can be expand 32GB)
System Android 4.1.2
Battery Full 8600mAh (12 hours online video/surfing the Internet, 15 hours normally use, 30 days standby)
Network WIFI+GSM+3G (WCDMA)+GPS+FM+Bluetooth3.0 (WCDMA900/1900/2100MHz, GSM850/900/1800 /1900MHz)
Camera Front(2.0 Megapixel), Back(2.0 Megapixel)
MID Ports TF+Micro USB+OTG
Weight 592g
Dimension 267*177*10.3mm
DC Input 5V~2.0A
Shell Material Plastic+Silver
Color White
Media Support Audio: MP,MP3,WMA,PE,FLAC,AAC,AC3,WAV etc.
Video: MKV,AVI,RM,BMVB,FLV,MPEG-1/2 etc. Video Quality: Full HK decoding(2160P,1080P) Video Output: HDMI/LCD output

It's brand new and the display is just Fantastic.
It's 43k....

USgadgets:
No sir, its still available, just that I'm leaving abuja tomorrow to akwa-ibom.
But we can still work something out, whatsapp me @my signature please.
Thanks.

Have you travelled yet?
If no, are You still in Abj? If yes please let me know.

But how far? We talked on phone yesterday from Kaduna.
Have you sold it?

JakeII:
Even if this is true, the fact that the head of a church is going to miss heaven doesn't mean that all church members will automatically miss heaven as well. The problem with us is that we idolize the men of God. When people share their testimony most times, they glorify men of God instead of God...there are many Christians in churches who are much more faithful than the GO's.... However, I don't believe this. In the bible(our standard as Christians) whenever God wanted to warn His chosen ones or servants, He would send a message to them directly. He can always visit them anyhow and any time. God wouldn't need a need a newspaper to speak to His servants.

Honestly, i don't even believe the news whatsoever, but the alarming state at which our christian brothers and sisters this days worship their GOs is really disappointing to say the least.
One thing is sure, God knows His Servants and who am i to judge?.

Then almost half of our population is going to hello.... Saying this because of the number of faithfuls this churches pull to themselves.
Maybe God have mercy on us and open our eyes to know His true Santuary.

Chai! Oga Bello, i am in kaduna and just stumble on this, please i would like to get this manual please.
This is my email address : Godsoniwok@gmail.com
Really need it please.

TDstarr:
by real man you mean subduing your angers and working ur asss of to take care of your wife and childreb that will sing songs praising just their mothers i agree with you

Abaa my Oga, don't reason it that way 'cause if you do, you'll never get married.
Remember,it's not good for a man to be alone.

TDstarr:
keep deceiving yourself sir

With utmost honesty, marriage makes you a REAL man.
Though it's not by force to be a real man. what are you living for, working for if you don't have a family?
Try it and thank me later...

Sure you're not GAY? Just asking though.
For me...being a married man and a happy one at that, makes me a real man and I always feel good when I set my eye on my sweet life partner and my carbon copy baby boy...I must tell you that you are missing it if you are still single when you are ripe to be responsible.
Marriage is the definition of a grown, successful and a matured man.
My mother and father did not adopt me, they went through this same process of marriage and they went through the wilderness and promise land together and till this moment, they don't give any negative impression not to marry.
Please go and marry and your life will never remain the same again.

Chai!! Chai!!!
So last last, Enugu don win world cup.....
The poor donating for the rich! What a country Naija is huh?
God please have mercy on us.
I think this one is good for FP things.

This thread ; What Threads Should Not Be On Frontpage? List Them Here.
It can never be on Front page.

voiceofnigeria:
LOL..

Name force them take dash me that phone....I swear.
God go punish Lagos One chance bus wer I fall victim put after arranging my Sony mp3 phone with high moral from computer village, I decided to show it off to my cousin who was working in Allen Avenue then instead of going back to my base in Ijeshatedo.
After a lot of fun and booze, we decided to call it a day with my mind glued to my new machine,I never knew the day was far spent.
I cautiously surveyed the passengers on the bus and was happy that a policeman was in the front seat and a lady with a Bible was also seated discussing with two innocent looking young guys and also a lady with a guy in the back seat looking sober and so genuine. I was cautious because it was around 11pm.
I jumped in thinking I was safe with the characters I saw in the bus never knew I was jumping into the lion den.
Suddenly I felt something very cool in my neck and when I turned to look........well let me save your breath. That's a story for another day.
Finally when I was done with, the man on a police uniform put his hand on his pocket and brought out that "pure water" phone of No 1 and gave it to me with this amusing but unforgettable statement, " Broz,thank you so much,it's nice doing business with you,hope to see you again some other day" and I was pushed out of that moving bus but God saved me.

realglob:
Whose name?

Your guess is as good as mind

No 1 was my first "by forced" phone..The full gist to come when am on f/p.
Please stay tuned.

My mind dey tell me that this shit is going to make it to front page because someone name is mentioned.

American wonder don fade, now name Indian wonder.

Nothing wer person no go read in nairaland.
Make I wait for better story a beg.

Bokoharam are confused sets and they will all die.

kehindetayo:
am presently datn an undergraduate who i pay all her bills and she seems to be innocent and God fearing but lately her x seems to pick intrest in her because of her new look as a student. dont knw wat to do. should i kill him?

No don't kill him, if you must kill, I think killing yourself should be the best option.

Can't wait for this!!!