₦airaland Forum

rittyben:
Hehehehhehhe no be her na Eka be this

Oh, eka adiaha adiaha aba ke mmo?

pinkycute:
My name is not on DAT list above


Maka Y

Not happy duo

*continues smoking bitterleaf*

rittyben:
Beautiful people

Adiaha Na u be that?

Wetin concern me were dey live for mudhouse with cement

Retire now bro, the same market that made u rich can also make u broke, 72million dollars is enough to take u through school, fix half of it, and save half of it.

Natasha2:
lol you don reach here?? Yes ohh business things on my mind


Please don't deceive yourself, I went for a crusade yesterday and the wristband was sold for #500.

*continues laughing*
aunty na heavenly wristband dem been dey sell?

Wristbands selling for 100naira, i laugh in english, why people too dey like lie nah?, wristbands sell for 50naira and do not sell as fast as u think,
Tell me another lie, u dey sure say no be 8k u be wan write?

AdeniyiA:
badtguy so your hunger na for sex bah?

My hunger na 3 in 1 oh
Sex
Food
and Money

let him face the firing squad, such heartlessness, now someone somewhere is a widow due to his action.

I still prefer the devil Buhari to the angel Jonathan

Bro i wish i was like u oh,
if i stay for a week without sex i'll fall sick oh

peekeeks:
My first kiss happened when I ws sixteen with my best friend
who kissed my face all over including my neck
until I would finally kiss him back. Then we
ended up kissing for a few more hours ... <3

and u are male?
Bro, now na 14yrs oh

replace Nigerians in that heading with TANgerians.

Absolute rubbish,
a girl doesn't have to cover her face like a masquarede to look modest,

now wetin una wan make we talk?

.People do talk about me too, that means am also a great man,
the only thing i lack is a tithe paying congregation, and Jerry curl hair

Make we like dis were never get girlfriend before just dey read the comments

Advice from the gods

Hi sea

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axortedbabe:
sharap,na yam we dey talk..

See dis girl oh, so u still dey awake for dis kain time, u be winch?

axortedbabe:
Mr davido,in lyf u don't win all d tym,so take a chill pill...
Abeg who knw hw much yam dey cost 4 gboko nw...

*In rozzay's voice*
'We talking garri here u talking nansense'

come on southampon u can do better than this
na 3-1 i wan make una nak man u

Phone snatchers enjoying a bonanza, calabar is now their capital

devigblegble:
Alhamdulilai robil alamina

oga na u dem send?

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RedBenson:
Term it whatever pleases you but do you know that there's a difference between having sex and having sex with that special woman you love? Let me briefly expose you on this. If a man truly likes a woman, even if he f*cks thousands of girls, believe me he'll still feeling unsatisfied because his mind is on the particular woman/pusssy he likes. In other words, even though in might've been having random sex with other ladies, it didnt mean anything to him. All he was doing was to "sharpen the dicck" (laughing) in readiness to this special pusssy and yet, when the special pusssy finally comes, it wants to be a disappointment to him. If it were you, what would you do? The man never raped her. Let's not take that way. Like i earlier pointed out, let the woman change her mindset/orientation and things will get normalized.

Its the man that needs to change his mindset, how do u enjoy sex when your wife is crying?,
you need to be patient with her, try to convince her, take it slowly and with time she will catch up,
No be to dey play King of the jungle for inside bedroom

RedBenson:
I stated it in the former thread that the wife is the problem they are facing. I wont type much sha, but Madam, learn to advance in your mentality in issues of marriage. Saying "your husband rapes you" sounds ridiculous. He's only taking charge of what rightly belongs to him. As far as i am concerned, he never raped you. He only had sex with you as his wife. Simple! Change your mentality/orientation and you'll see you'll begin to enjoy your marriage. Give him that pusssy you've kept away from him for over 3yrs as much as he wants. E no dey easy to be starved of pusssy for that long and then opportunity comes, if na me sef, na devour i for devour d pusssy. Lol.

oh boy shut up, i'm very sure that from her description of the man, the man won't be able to stay for 3yrs without having sex, dude was probably visiting brothels for his sex sessions and was waiting to pounce on this virgin pucci, he knew that his ticket to this virgin pucci's penetration was marriage, dude finally got his ticket,
i know say ashawo boys like u go dey hail am say him be champion but the man is a maniac.
If he tried this in a western country with a white woman, na 21yrs we for dey talk about now

50calibre:
I admire your entrepreneurial drive, but this not a viable business in any way, sooner or later it will collapse like a pack of cards.

I've spent considerable amount of time in lagos to know this type of business is never going to get you rich. At best you're just going to be surviving, living from hand to mouth.

Lets start with the location of your business: I haven't been to badagry but I know it's a one of the most rural parts of lagos which means it's population is largely made up of low income folks who won't be willing to pay good buck for a haircut unlike the affluent areas. Then there is the issue of rent.

Now electricity: We all know power supply in Nigeria is almost non-existent, so it's safe to assume you'd be running on a generator. Last heard, petrol was N100/litre. How much will it cost you to run that generator for a day & how much turnover are you going to be making (take into account periodic breakdown/servicing)

Then to the game issue: Nothing attracts the police, gamblers & criminals like that game. Your barber/gaming/laundry shop is going to be attracting trouble like honey attract flies. The parody outfit called Nigerian police are literally going to be feeding off you and your potential laundry customers are going to stay away from your establishment as it will be perceived as a haven for crooks.

How do I know this? I used to be a prolific gambler, the type to travel miles in search of a gambling joint regardless where it's located. I remember on one occasion I was in one of those gaming houses, (A friend suggested that we patronise of them, never knew how dangerous that could be) we did patronise them a couple of times but one day while we were all glued to the TV, the police swooped in & rounded all of us up, no where to run, no where to hide. We were ushered in a straight line into an awaiting van ready to drive us to the police station. I was lucky, because I was a minor then, I wasn't thrown into one of their horrid cells, when work got to my people, they came and bailed me out with cash. This was early 2000s, the PS1 era so I don't know if that's still happening.

My advice to you; be aware of the dangers of running a game business and prepare for it.

- Keep some savings for the police or settle the police beforehand so they'd look away.

- Have few thugs handy to help you when matters get out of hand.

- Don't just rely on your barbing business, branch into other forms of business legal or not. You can run a successful weed/cannabis enterprise, you buy in bulk at cheaper rates, then you distribute at your own price. Your business would provide cover for you. Just settle the police & they'd look away, in Nigeria anything goes. When the going gets tough the tough gets going. (I know this because barber shops are one of the easiest places to lay your hands on weed)

- If business is booming, don't place all your eggs in one basket. Save up & open other shops putting your protégés in charge.

bros abeg na u dey talk abi na igbo dey talk?