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kristiana888:
I'm beautiful, yet All my ugly friends have. .. why don't I have a boyfriend?

and here i am single and searching, kristina we were made for each other lets mingle

As if this your lamentations go stop the movie from making millions at the box office

Truckpusher:
MAKE A THREAT AND GET YOURSELF BLAMED FOR WHATEVER THAT WILL BEFALL YOU.

See this chicken, for your mind u dey feel like militant.
Abeg swerve go one side abeg

barcanista:
Hahaha @ OP abeg thank you. I see those pained and vile broom carriers moving from one of my thread to another to look for my attention. I will respond to them appropriately. They say I'm a begger, they again said I'm a mole and Jonathanian, later they said a babe made me leave.
Question is: how can a mole planted by "Reno" or Abati be a beggar at the same time? They are frustrated and confused that they say I lack ideology. To them ideology is when you remain in a camp of bitter people and behave like maloo to them. Ideology is when you remain despite bein insulted. Alas, ideology have got a new meaning.
Some say it's because I am Ijaw, but they forgot that I was also Ijaw when I was foolishly with them.
Some others say I'm a low-lifer, but thank God that they can't beat their chest to say "if not for me barcanista will be starving". Whether I'm worth N1 or N100 is irrelevant, as long as I work for it, I am honored. For I know that tomorrow will be better than today.

These "apc's" have gone out of ideas, barcanista will entertain their folly. They will never smell Àso Rock with this evil mindset.

God bless firefire anonimi truckpusher freeglobe dein77 jmaine tomakint biafranqueen agabai23 matthewbriggs killerassassin and all the true patriot.

God Bless Buhari but
Jonathan For President 2010-2019

nigga just shut up, though i support Gej, but you are just like Ffk man,
so you are now going to be bashing the same Buhari you were praising a week ago?,
oga you no get shame,
And in our village, we dey talk say na only hungryman were no get shame,
Oga abeg make u release book,
How to be a sell out in nigeria,
with you as a living example and author, the book go sell wella

Ifeconwaba:
please I want to know. do the authorities intentionally close it or what ?

all the bettors don go village

There is this guy in my street named Solomon,
Guy is so good in maths and science,
He finished secondary school and wrote waec and made it at first sitting,
Now he is even like an exam mercenary , dude gets paid to write maths exams for year 1 students in our state university,
guy got brain, but got no one to push him further,
Guy is desperate to further his education but got no one to support him,
i don't know whether you could help support him with the 20k, he could write jamb and get into school, maybe from there he might get lucky and win a scholarship.
God why am i even writing all this without his consent ?

SELENAqueensy:
Na like this them dey always ugly
Even one of my lecturer wey dey find my....
Na devil go cut their prick one by one

iya mmi

I feel like crying right now,
Why is this world such a fucke.d up place?,
All he wanted like us all was to live his life in peace,
Why did this sickness have to befall him?
Why did death still take him after all the fights he fought to stay alive?
I wish i was a superman with the power to stop death in his tracks, i wouldn't have let this happen,
But am just a mere mortal, who would join you someday over there DJ,
Rest in peace man

Redoil:
Too many kwestions to ask.
Who constructed the soakaway?
Why would a grown up man place generator with lot of vibration on a soakaway?
Why does it take up to five hours to rescue him?
If you suspect foul play or witchcraft share this post

All your questions no make sense,na who dey construct soakaway for house before, no be landlord,
why e no go take upto 5hrs to rescue am?, u been expect people to jump enter the soakaway rescue am,abi u think say na swimming pool be dat?

I come to look breast oh

The level-playing aka the
Sunday-service Christians
make-up about 50% of
the Christian echelon. Just
like their name says, they
are the “regular” christians
whose righteousness and
holiness are at its peak on
Sundays.
You know the type of
Christians that talks shit
from Monday to Saturday,
act very radical from
Monday to Saturday, but
as soon as its 5am on
Sunday morning, they’ll be
acting like they’ve been
washing hands with Jesus
for a 100 years. They are
the type that’ll come out
from the Club by 4am in
the morning rush home,
get dressed and go to
church with a duck-face.
One thing I love about
these folks is their sunday-
service drama; they’re the
first to drop to their knees
at the sound of the
worship song. They know
Kirk Franklin’s Songs more
than Kirk Franklin. The
lady Christian in this
category are the first to
detonate tears to the lord
when worship songs with
lyrics like “Jesus I love
you”, “You make my life
beautiful”, “You make me
complete”, etc. The weight
of their crocodile-tears will
make the Jesus crucifix be
wondering who is really
the one crucified here.
One thing characteristic
about them is their
Sunday-service apparels.
They dress so good to
church even the pastor
would be threatened to
raise more tithes and
offerings to keep up with
the satin competition. The
females in this genre,
dress so good, even the
Pastor’s wife would be
wondering if there are
contenders for her
position. She’ll transfer the
burden of competition on
her husband who’ll
transfer the burden to the
congregation to give more
onto the Lord.
If they are the hat-
wearing Christians, their
hat would be so large to
shelter an umbrella from
the rain, their high-heel
shoes never disappoints
the church’s floor. “Koi koi
koi”, says the church tile as
they saunter across the
church auditorium with
their I-pad and samsung
tablets. In those days, they
were recipients of fancy/
colourful bibles, but
thanks to the god of
Samsung/Apple and all
things tablet. These
category of Christians are
the biggest patronizers of
tablet devices just for the
Sunday show. In a place
like Nigeria, it is now very
trendy. As a matter fact,
Nigerian Pentecostal
Christians have taken it to
another level with their
Gucci, Prada, I-pad/tablets
pouches, it is now an
operation “show-me -
your-pouche”.
Unlike the former (the
Indifferent Christian) who
only knows John 3:16 and
Psalms 23, the Sunday-
service christians knows a
bit more like the Malachi
tithing verse, a couple of
Jesus verses and quotes,
Paul’s ego-boosting
rhetoric like “by his stripes
I’m healed”, “He became
poor, that we might be
rich”, “The kingom of God
suffereth violence…. And
violence taketh it by
force”, etc. If they are the
pentecostals, they will
know how to spew a few
shits aka speak-in-
tongues.
The ridiculous thing about
these group of christians,
is that they barely know
the bible but they’ll know
all the words of the
preacher. You’ll hear them
regurgitate stuffs like
“Pastor Chris said…”, “The
other day when Papa was
filled with the anointing,
he declared….”, “My Papa
in the Lord always says…”,
etc. Their knowledge and
ignorance is kow-towed
to “Papa says”
The Pastors love these
kinds of Christians, for
they are the first to
respond to SEED calling
and donations. Their
payment of tithe is not an
option, there is no contest
on this one, the pastor is
at ease that his bank
account is ever smiling cos
of these folks.
One very recurrent
characteristic of these
folks is that when they
return home from Service,
they’ll be singing aloud to
the neighbourhood, so
that we’ll know he/she
went to church. You may
not even have to ask
them, they’ll generous tell
you “Service was great
today mehnnn, it was so
powerful today, you
missed”.
On the social media like
facebook, every Sunday
morning, their duty is to
post statuses like this :
“Good morning friends,
make sure you go to
church today, it is good to
praise the Lord”, “In the
presence of God there is
fullness of Joy, *off to
church*, catch ya later”.
Then after Church hours,
they’ll post stuffs like
“Service was explosive! I
felt blessed”, “This is my
week of celebration!
Today’s sermon was
powerful, God bless my
pastor, I was touched”, etc
These kind of Christians
may not necessarily like
the atheists or the
unbelievers, they mostly
have this “Holy-than-thou
mentality”. A lot of them
are hypocrites. In a place
like Benin city, they’ll go
to the shrine on saturday
then go to the church on
Sunday. To them, if you
don’t go to church on
Sundays, you’re toast!
Their religitard level is
60%.

Chai, dis girl don finish all the Tura cream for market

That awkward moment,
#lol

Contact details pls,
and the used beverage containers, do u need both plastic and bottle or just one of 'em?

Step 6: No fail to knack am, so that incase she leave u for another guy one day, u know say u don chop your share
because loyalty no dey dis game again oh

SELENAqueensy:
Lol, bible ake adoho ete wung mmin, ku ukpa mmin....
Not kung itid, ku ukpa itid

Bible Jehovah witness ase bo ntoro

The power of Itid,
even bible ama bo kung itud but ku ukpa itud,
nsu to itud ke ado,
esin adan akwok mme gold ke esit itud mma ado?

ravensckar:
U care for a cold pure water? Cos it seems ds thing dey hot ur body wella



All I want is a husband as sexy as CR7, den all my problems are solved.

E be like say u never get sense for head, man were u be u dey find husband, whether u don forget say na 14yrs now

I been dream say if Ronaldo win balon d'or, Jonathan go win on febuary 14,
Buhari are with me?

Ronaldo deserved it this year,
Neuer was not supposed to be there at the first place,
If there any world cup keeper that deserved to be shortlisted for balon d'or its Keylor Navas

Marriage is so damn boring, #future single dad

Big eyes- 15k
Big eyes with ikebe-15,500
Big eyes with flat yansh - 15,200
Big eyes with big bobby - 15700
Big eyes with small bobby-15,100
Big eyes with both big ikebe and big breast- 16500
Big eyes were im father na dangote or otedola - 50k
Big eyes were be graduate- 30k
Big eyes were be illiterate - na she go pay the groom price

findingtruth:
I don't plan to enslave him. I plan to live the same life we set out to build from the beginning but i am going to do it with reassurance that he has nothing to gain if he intends ill.
This is really nothing more then divorce court would give me. In the usa i can get 50% of a mans pay for support of his child. I am just ensuring that what we build is secured for my son and myself. I am entitled to half in divorce court i just want to ensure that the other half is my sons and won't be shared with another woman nor will he enjoy it so i am only asking him to waive his half. I only want to make sure whatever is built is built for my son and his life is never bothered changed or torn apart. And yes i am going to secure my own future. I don't plan to treat him bad hold him hostage or any of that. I only intend to have assurance if he has ill will i lose nothing and can share the life i work to build with another man.

are u suffering from stockholm syndrome or what?, divorce this guy or get him deported now, or one day he will lie to u that he is travelling to nigeria to visit his sick mother and will never come back,
dude is a graduate, and can always find a well paying job here in Nigeria to support himself and his nigerian wife.

Honey307:
I am Deborah, I love making friends and meeting new people, I love sincerity n love being @ peace with everyone around me. Whoa I fink dis room is kul

I am hungryboy,i love making friends and meeting new people too, can we meet?