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Where I live snitches get stitches.

They don’t even live to tell the stories afterwards.

Be guided if you intend to snitch on someone, because no be everybody dey forgive o.

Because if you snitch on me and I find out, I go wipe out all your lineage o. #fact!

Shibaraba:
Why would I slide into your DM when I can slide into any punna around me. Punna na punna worldwide. Same expressways different continents. Same shape same feel same in and out same pour. Na face we dey yansh. Besides I discover say na the ugly or plain girls punna dey make sense pass. Wetin dem lack for face the compensate for skill and neatness. Punna wey you go look you go wan lick am. So called fancy slay mamas down there na lord of the smells.

Bottomline guys make we no dey embarrass ourselves dey slide e-slide-ku-slide. The punna around you can suffice. Taink you

TheFacelessMan:


I remember when i was about to be arrested by SARS for "unlawful loitering"

I was watching my team Arsenal at a viewing center.


I had bet salary on them winning Derby County yet the useless oafs conceded an 89th minute goal.


0-1 !!!!! My world dissolved in tears.

How do I face my wife at home? No foodstuff to eat! And my boss? He had borrowed me 500k and was becoming impatient.


I had buried my head in my hands when i heard the whine of a police siren in the distance.


"HEY YOU!!!" I lifted my head up and i saw magic for real.


The center that had been filled to the brim with over 100 smelly youths had cleared out totally. This was ABRACADABRA for sure

"You are under arrest" The shorter of the 2 SARS guys said, grinning at me "Unlawful loitering" he added.

In a fit of rage coupled with frustration, i flipped the table up, plates and bottles flying everywhere

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I had had enough, i had nothing to lose

I screamed and i broke 2 bottles on my head, one after the other.

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The SARS guys looked at themselves, and then at me with gaping mouths


I saw magic for the 2nd time. One of them must have broken Usain Bolt's record running away.


To be continued...…..

Warship:
There are the 4 great pure black African nations.

1) Biafra.

2) Ghana.

3) Kenyan.

4) Rwanda.

Ndlistic:
Nigerian reality star, Tobi Bakre has been left disappointed by his country financial power which he has now realize hold no sway outside the border.

The tall dark hunk had plans for a shopping spree at a luxury store abroad visiting various designers shops who kept on turning down his means of payment a Naija mastercard which gets easily suspected of being fraudulent when being used abroad. The youngman wasn't allowed to shop and left empty handed laying blame on Nigerian banking heritage.


See how disappointed he feel below


Watch Video below


Source:

http://www.thenaijafame.com.ng/2019/04/bbnaija-star-tobi-bakre-left-stranded.html?m=1

dawno2008:
Stupid naija students,nor be una mate promise mr lifeless 20 million votes,
So una eyes don dey clear or the god of thunder don reset una brains, useless otondos

Na students like una start Arab spring,stood and fought for what they believed in,here all they do is sing praise their oppressors for little change which they use to oppress their mate,not knowing they've mortgage thier futures
If una like make una nor get sense,your mates in other countries would leave you guys behind,time waits for no man
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ChiefAzubuike:
In this life, you mind your business and move on with your own life. If not death might be your sorry end. What has he profited from showing that he's next to Superman? In life, its every man with him own cross.

softwerk:
Get well soon my handsome crush

Every time I watch you in the middle of the post, I always imagine you in the middle of my thighs

Receive your healing in Jesus' Name! Amen

muareal:
Maybe she no shave the snake think say na bush meat RIP

muareal:
Maybe she no shave the snake think say na bush meat RIP