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Could this be the wedding of the century? As a guy how would you feel marrying the first daughter (if that's an actual term) and as a lady how would feel marrying a billionaire, a young handsome one at that?
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If u have spent sum tym on NL,, u'll notice dere are topics u know for sure will make front page,, hence u'll c d space bookers at work.. Diz particular group of people don't really have anyfin to contribute to d topic.. U'll c funny comments lyk "space booked", "land not for sale" or "beware of 419".. I find these lots very funny..
Back to the topic at hand,, here are sum easy ways to easily make front page...

POLITICS
Any topic about politics is a sure banker,, if u want to make front page, from junketeering of Buhari,, to the tantrums of Fayose.. Not forgetting also d likes of Ffk and Mr Bruce..

CELEBRITIES
I don't really see d gains from stories about celebrities which are consistently being pushed to FP... From how tonto dike spends her tym in her bathtub,, or how she hangs out wiv her pets.. Dere was one topic I recalled which I fink was about Tonto dike's house help (imagine even her house help wan turn celebrity).. Den d likes of davido alys flauntg his riches (baba God,, bless our hustle too) and jst recently d endless feud of psquare (lyk how does diz affect d price of garri).. D list is endless..

THE LIST
There sum pple who seem to be gifted wiv d blessing or curse,, dunno which one,, of creatg endless list,, from 10 ways to win her heart,, to ten ways to break dat same heart.. 7 ways to know he's stingy,, 5 ways to know she's a runs gal.. It's endless.. Wat m curious to know about diz set of pple is dat,, do dey apply all diz "ways or how to" in deir real life.. I guess datz left for dem to answer..

MALES VS FEMALES/COUNTER THREADS
I fink d subheading above is self-explanatory.. I can't really recall any of such topics,, buh I'll give u my own version as an example.. Example,, I'll create a topic titled "why women can't leave without men".. Few minutes later,, a female will open a counter thread titled "why men can't leave without women".. Though,, it seems diz days such counter threads are not restricted to jst males vs females coz few weeks bk I saw a topic titled "why short females are beta in bed" and a counter thread titled..... Yep,, u got dat right..

ROMANCE
Topics based on romance tend to make front page,, though not dat much.. I alys find such topics absurd... U c a topic about sum1 committing suicide coz of one mumu olosho or anoda mumu taking poison coz of love.. Such topics can fit be very annoyg!!! I don dey vex jst writg about it sef...

Feel free to add yours...

Sum pple can fit be funny sha.. Mr Bishop,, u wan break out from naija?? Who hold ur leg?? Kuku leave naija na!!! And d funny fin be say,, a typical average Hausa man no send una!!!

Lmao.... Diz topic should be in the jokes section... Hehehehe... Sum pple are jobless sha!!!!

Starting 27th April and ending 13th April... Definitely fake!!!

Adam...
State of origin... Niger,, buh I was born and brought up in kaduna.. I hardly comment on diz forum coz of d hate speeches which is usually aimed at the northerners by pple who know nufin about north.. At first,, I felt bad about diz comments buh gradually I learnt to ignore and sumtyms even Laff at d hateful comments..
Pple from oda part of nigeria alys stereotype we northerners as illiterates who dunno how to speak ,, talkless of to write in English... I fink dey are jst ignorant..
Anyways,, major problems here in d north include illiteracy, poverty and d failure to implement family planng and also "kwaruption" (in baba'a voice)..
I lyk d igbos coz obviously dey are hustlers and d Yorubas coz dey seem very respectful,, atleast d ones I've cum across so far...

"Aboki" is a hausa word which simply means "friend".. I notice some people use the word "aboki" to generally mean any person from the North,, well, datz wrong.. Others seem to use it in an entirely different context...
"Abokina" is also another hausa word derived from "aboki" which means "my friend"

In d first two situations it wasn't d conductor's fault coz he wasn't d one driving d bus,, he was jst a conductor... In d last situatn d conductor now bcyms d driver and is responsible for d man's death...

I'm really amazed by sum comments about Messi... Omo!! cum see hating at it's finest... Sha,, guess wat dey say is true "behind a successful person are a pack of haters".... One funny thing dat neva ceases to amaze me, is u'll realize dat Messi jst has haters coz he's d best and is jst too freaking good... Weird ryt??
Mehn,, na wa for haters!!

Lionbite: JUst pray that when you finally marry, there is something called internet.

who do u mean


Tanx y'all

tanx y'all

Lionbite: JUst pray that when you finally marry, there is something called internet.

who do u mean


Tanx y'all

Come,, I hope say ur mama don born u already,, if not, e go be lyk say na my pikin I go marry... Ok,, dat aside,, baby,, life hard die!! See as I dey hustle for u,, even though i've neva seen u b4,, chai!! Love is really blind....
I've browsing various babes,, buh I swear I sure say none of dem be u... Sum of diz babes dey cause one kind yeye-like painful feeling for my heart,, white pple dem call am "Heartbreak".. Sha,, na wa for white pple,, how heart wan break,, shey heart na egg??... Baby,, I know u will neva cause me such pain... Funny enuff,, diz same gals wey I dey browse dey complain say I break abi na I scatter deir heart sef... I know no for dem oo... Baby,, I swear I no go twist,, scatter or break ur heart,, d love wey I get for u no be here,, e pass dat level....
Baby,,, I sure say ur sweet food go dey do me yori-yori for my belle and heart...Wetin u dey do now sef?? Hope say u no deg chat wiv any yeye man.. Take ur time oo... I dey ova vex if na ur matter...
God!!! I can only imagine how beautiful u are!! Hmmm,,, finking weda u go fair or dark,, sha,, dat one doesn't count... Um,, um,, jst be beautiful,,, datz all!!... Knowing myself,, I know say u go too gather,,o boi!! full package on point... Front and back... :-)
I want to say I love you from d nyash of my heart.....

Come,, I hope say ur mama don born u already,, if not, e go be lyk say na my pikin I go marry... Ok,, dat aside,, baby,, life hard die!! See as I dey hustle for u,, even though i've neva seen u b4,, chai!! Love is really blind....
I've browsing various babes,, buh I swear I sure say none of dem be u... Sum of diz babes dey cause one kind yeye-like painful feeling for my heart,, white pple dem call am "Heartbreak".. Sha,, na wa for white pple,, how heart wan break,, shey heart na egg??... Baby,, I know u will neva cause me such pain... Funny enuff,, diz same gals wey I dey browse dey complain say I break abi na I scatter deir heart sef... I know no for dem oo... Baby,, I swear I no go twist,, scatter or break ur heart,, d love wey I get for u no be here,, e pass dat level....
Baby,,, I sure say ur sweet food go dey do me yori-yori for my belle and heart...Wetin u dey do now sef?? Hope say u no deg chat wiv any yeye man.. Take ur time oo... I dey ova vex if na ur matter...
God!!! I can only imagine how beautiful u are!! Hmmm,,, finking weda u go fair or dark,, sha,, dat one doesn't count... Um,, um,, jst be beautiful,,, datz all!!... Knowing myself,, I know say u go too gather,,o boi!! full package on point... Front and back... :-)
I want to say I love you from d nyash of my heart.....

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3. There is high exams malpractises in the former than the latter.

Chai!! where u wan try dat one!! suicide finz!!... I dunno about oda public unis,, buh Abu don't take dat shit.. Na to xpel ur ass,, asap...

wetin P.H.E dey do for university as a course!!! Even bk in Sec sch,, I hated d subject...

d "how does diz affect barcelana signing a new defender" crew and d "fullstop" crew.. I find dat one particularly annoyg..

A friend of mine got 193 as his average score and he applied comp science.. He listed Kaduna as his state of indigene... Please,, wat are his chances of getting admission
Tnx for ur contributions

Saw diz article online,, pls enjoy.
10. Caracas, Venezuela
This is the capital city of Venezuela and it is
presently facing a crisis involving drug gangs.
Street crimes such as muggings and theft are
also common, making this an undesirable
destination for most tourists. Many other cities
in Venezuela also have high crime rates.

9. Ciudad Juarez, Mexico
Mexico’s problems with drug traffickers are well
known and Ciudad Juarez is one of the nation’s
most violent cities right now. Police are often
employed or paid off by drug gangs, which
means that many crimes go unpunished.

8. Cape Town, South Africa
Due to the prevalence of poverty and social
unrest in this city, it is suffering from an
extremely high crime rate. Although many
tourists are drawn to South Africa because of its
natural beauty and proximity to nature preserves
and other attractions, Cape Town can be a
dangerous place. It is possible to enjoy a visit to
this city if you avoid the more dangerous
sections and don’t travel alone at night.

7. Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
Many cities in Brazil have very high crime rates,
and some are more dangerous than Rio de
Janeiro. Yet since Rio is by far the most popular
tourist destination in Brazil, it’s worth focusing
on here. Rio is actually safer than it was a
decade ago, but street crimes are still common
in many areas, especially at night. It’s possible
to enjoy the resorts and beaches of this city, but
common sense precautions should be taken.

6. Guatemala City, Guatemala
Although Guatemala, a Central American nation
on the Caribbean, has many tourist attractions,
it’s a nation that is plagued with drug violence.
It has a high murder rate and other common
crimes include street robberies, bus holdups and
carjackings. It’s advisable if visiting Guatemala
to remain in safer regions and avoid Guatemala
City.

5. Acapulco, Mexico
Not long ago, this city was considered a safe and
luxurious resort area. While tourism to Acapulco
is still popular, drug violence has now made this
into a dangerous area. Recent statistics reveal
that this city has one of the world’s highest
murder rates -142 per 100,000 people. People
visiting Acapulco are advised to remain on the
property of the resorts where they are staying,
as most of the crime occurs in surrounding
areas.

4. Baghdad, Iraq
Bombings, gunfire and other violent events are
common in Iraq. This country has been on the
“do not travel” list for Americans for many years
and Baghdad remains a dangerous place. The
future of Iraq is extremely uncertain as U.S.
troops are departing from the country. This is
another war-torn country that is not likely to be
safe anytime soon. Since the violence in Baghdad
usually consists of unpredictable outbreaks of
terrorism, it’s not a place that people should
visit without a good reason.

3. Kabul, Afghanistan
This has been one of the most dangerous cities
in the world for some time. It is still a war zone,
although U.S. troops are gradually being
removed from the country. Terrorist attacks,
including many bombings are common. Kabul is
facing a very uncertain future and will probably
be a very dangerous place for the foreseeable
future. Like Baghdad, Kabul is a city where
violence can occur at any time.

2. Karachi, Pakistan
Pakistan is experiencing a great deal of political
unrest, and crime as well as terrorism is
rampant. Assassinations are common, as well as
suicide bombings and gang warfare. Karachi is
one of the centers of this violence and tourists
are advised to avoid this city.

1. San Pedro Sula, Honduras
This city has ranked as one of the world’s most
violent for several years now. According to many
sources, it has the highest homicide rates in the
world -169 per 100,000 people. Arms trafficking
is a big problem, and illegal firearms are
prevalent throughout the city. This is a city that
tourists would do well to avoid.

I love my wallet so much... I hardly go a day without it in my pocket... A week without my babe I can survive,,, a week without my wallet.. Kai,, e go affect me badly....

Nairaland: A place where a common Nigerian is supposed to gain and learn alot... Atleast,, datz wat I tot b4 joining Nairaland... Well,, i've learnt alot since joining Nairaland and I love d way nairaland keeps me updated...
Immediately,, after joining NL,, I notice how pple insult each other.. I'm a quiet person and I don't lyk talkg dat much talkless of insultg pple..
Hence,, d questions:
Must Nairalanders insult jst to pass deir messages??
Does diz insults make u feel better in anyway??
Though,,, I must admit, d insults sumhow make d site fun... I'm waitg for d day I'll log into NL and not find a single insult,, dat'll be a serious miracle...

@op... Ur shuld have named ur topic " d deep hatred private university students have against public university students"... For ur info,, if u dunno,, most of d students in private universities applied for public uni first.. U fink say na beans to get admissn for public uni?? Although public uni are cheaper,, admissn is really hard compared to private uni...
Y I go envy person wey dey private university?? Is a waste of my precious tym... I know d kind sweat wey I sweat b4 I get admissn...
Proudly abusite,,, naturally ahead....

ok... Cool.. tnx

Sumone just sent me diz.. I dunno how true it is,, but decided to share it anyway... U shuld pls confirm

This is to inform all candidates who applied for admission into Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria for the 2013/2014 Academic Session, and who made the institution their FIRST CHOICE, that they would be screened through Computer-Based Testing (CBT), starting from Wednesday 18th to Saturday 21st December, 2013.
Candidates, parents, guardians, and the general public are to note that the ability to read and click/use the mouse is the only requirement for the test.

QUALIFICATION FOR SCREENING:
All candidates with UTME Score of 180 and above are eligible to attend the screening exercise. In addition, candidates must have the prescribed UTME subject combinations required for the courses applied for as contained in the JAMB Brochure.
N.B: Candidates with wrong UTME subject combinations will not be allowed to attend the screening exercise.

REGISTRATION:
Registration for the screening exercise will commence on Tuesday 2nd July, 2013 will close on Friday 20th December, 2013. Applicants are required to pay a sum of N2,000.00 screening fee. This is exclusive of bank administrative charge of N400.00. Candidates are advised to obtain an e-transact PIN from any commercial bank and thereafter load the PIN Number for the online registration by clicking on the home page of Ahmadu Bello University Website
and to print out their respective Schedule-Slip containing screening information.
A printout of the candidate’s schedule slip with the Passport Photograph and a printout of the UTME result MUST be submitted on the day of the screening. Candidates MUST keep photocopies of all submissions for their own records.
Candidates should please note that:-
GSM Phones are not allowed during the Post-UTME Screening Exercise.
Parents, Guardians and uninvited law enforcement agencies will not be allowed into the venue during the Post-UTME Screening Exercise.

VENUE OF SCREENING
Candidates should report at the Multipurpose Hall, Faculty of Social Sciences, Main Campus, Ahmadu Bello University, Samaru, Zaria at 7:00am daily.

SCHEDULE OF SCREENING DATES

Wednesday 18th December, 2013.
Faculty of Engineering
Faculty of Environmental Design
Faculty of Education

Thursday 19th December, 2013
Faculty of Administration
Faculty of Law
Faculty of Arts

Friday 20th December, 2013
Faculty of Science
Faculty of Social Sciences

Saturday 21st December, 2013
Faculty of Medicine
Faculty of Pharmaceutical Sciences
Faculty of Veterinary Medicine
Faculty of Agriculture.

Any candidate who fails to appear for the screening exercise on the dates indicated above will not be considered for admission into the University during the 2013/2014 academic session.

http://academicsnigeria.com/abu-zaria-20132014-post-utme-screening-holds-18th-21st-december-2013/