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Politics / Re: Protest Against Bukola Saraki In Offa (Photos) by hypnotic(m): 7:57pm On Jun 05, 2018
Why do I smell lai Mohammed here?
Celebrities / Re: Imade Adeleke Graduates From Kindergarten, Davido Absent (Photos) by hypnotic(m): 2:20pm On Jun 05, 2018
he was busy making money
Celebrities / Re: MURIC To Falz: "Withdraw ‘This Is Nigeria’ Video Within 7 Days Or Else" by hypnotic(m): 12:14pm On Jun 05, 2018
MURiC is so predictable

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Investment / Re: Need Capital? Pitch Your Bright Business Idea Now! Ibadan Based Only!! by hypnotic(m): 9:49am On Jun 05, 2018
pls send me a mail on ruderake@gmail.com
BizBayo:


I'll rather advise you to invest into fintech, you can make 13X or over in 2 years. If you are interested you can drop your WhatsApp number, I will send you the details.
Religion / Re: Bishop Oyedepo: "Inclusion Of Arabic Studies In Police Recruitment Unacceptable" by hypnotic(m): 6:01pm On Jun 04, 2018
A law in zamfara can only hold there
CodeTemplar:
Are u aware hisbah (sharia police) in Zamfara have been given the power to arrest and search anywhere or anybody they suspect of 'anti-sharia' activity ?
These folks favour the strengthening of any institution they can dominate and use to serve their interest.

Politics / Re: #Saraki: Osinbajo In A Meeting With IGP Idris, SSS-DG Daura, AGF Malami by hypnotic(m): 5:19pm On Jun 04, 2018
Is Osinbajo our president or the president can't speak?
Celebrities / Re: Lady Bans Timi Dakolo From Performing In Abuja For 'Disgracing' Popular Pastor by hypnotic(m): 5:17pm On Jun 04, 2018
People forget that social media is third party, why didn't timi reach out to the pastor to scold him? The lady has a point but you can't rule on him cos heat is for a moment, if anyone wants to see him perform they will still call him
Celebrities / Re: No Sex Until Marriage: Linda Ikeji Is Wrong For Getting Pregnant - Funto Ibitoye by hypnotic(m): 1:10am On May 26, 2018
all this one wey everybody dey make opinion. This is my take:

There is the kind of D*** that a girl will see and wait till the day of marriage, there is also the D*** a girl will see, if she doesn't collect it now the guy will go and toast another babe

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Congo Friendly: APC Warns Gov Wike Over 'Arrival' Of Ebola In Rivers by hypnotic(m): 12:45pm On May 25, 2018
if APC pays the salary of JOHESU workers on strike, the medical officers axross the country will be alert of Ebola, APC should stop becoming petty. Besides if thier letter holds water, tell Buhari/Lalong to call FIFA to call off the match
Travel / Re: Why Are The Four Other Seaports In Nigeria Abandoned? by hypnotic(m): 4:09pm On May 17, 2018
i mean it is most likely intentional because opening all the other ports take key human resource elsewhere
Throwback:



Is it Lagos state that is operating the Federal Ports in Lagos?

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Travel / Re: Why Are The Four Other Seaports In Nigeria Abandoned? by hypnotic(m): 3:57pm On May 17, 2018
the IGR of lagos will bottom down

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Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Receives Gifts From His Online Church Members. See Reactions by hypnotic(m): 11:06am On May 17, 2018
6 and half a dozen; na this guy case

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo: The Only Reason I Would Resign, I Didn’t Beg To Be VP by hypnotic(m): 11:05am On May 17, 2018
its official, it is tough working under an incompetent boss, your reputation suffers more than his
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To IGP Ibrahim Idris' Speech Blunder With (See Tweets) by hypnotic(m): 9:41am On May 17, 2018
for a person to be able to access twitter you first have to be able to read
Chepos1:
Savagely grin
The IGP after seeing this tweet go be like...
Celebrities / Re: Binta Diamond, Wizkid's Babymama Complains About N4.5 Million Child Support by hypnotic(m): 11:20pm On May 16, 2018
Wizkid needs a counselor
Business / Re: Tony Elumelu Eating Roasted Corn Inside Plane, Dele Momodu Reacts by hypnotic(m): 11:00am On May 16, 2018
baby boy, baby boy for life
Politics / Re: President Buhari Counts 'Looted' Dollars At EFCC Headquarter (Photos) by hypnotic(m): 9:53pm On May 15, 2018
Magu could not answer most of the question he was asked on Channels TV today, he bluffed

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Politics / Re: Buhari Has Approved N10billion To Rebuild All Affected Nigerian Communities- VP by hypnotic(m): 9:52pm On May 15, 2018
after how many months? is this president on codeine?

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman Arrives Kenya For A 2-Day Programme. Check Out His Shoes, Phones by hypnotic(m): 4:50pm On May 15, 2018
"you got the swag cos you drip of swaguu"
Politics / Re: 2019: Anambra Will Give Buhari 70 Percent Of Votes – Ngige by hypnotic(m): 10:52pm On May 13, 2018
i thought codeine has been banned
Politics / Re: See Atiku’s Reply To A Twitter User Who Asked Of His Benefit To Nigerians by hypnotic(m): 5:43pm On May 13, 2018
Who is scared of Atiku?
Celebrities / Re: Skales Walks Out Of Victor Okpala, NET TV Interviewer by hypnotic(m): 5:31pm On May 13, 2018
Una wan make Skales turn Chris Brown; e go mad for una one day
Business / Re: Why Dangote Closed His Tomato Factory And Lessons You Can Learn From It by hypnotic(m): 5:37pm On May 12, 2018
I beg to differ, please do a proper research. Tomato import tariff is our problem not local production quantity.

If the aspersion of the writer is correct, why is fed govt going on rice farming programs and empowering people? what happened to tomato empowerment programs for farmers since there is a factory to turn it to paste (offtaker)?

The importers have a big say on local production capacity in Nigeria because of bilateral agreement we have signed with foreign blocs so govt prefers to import than to develop local capacity, just like the up and down dance we have in the dairy sector on local production versus milk import tax
Opinionated:
By Aroms Aigbehi

Spain produces 850 000 mT of raw tomatoes yearly. That is 12% of total European production. That is a lot of tomatoes because the Europeans eat lots of tomatoes. Lots of Nigerians work in the tomato farms in Spain.

They have so much tomatoes in Spain that once a year the Spanish will come together and have a very big tomato fight on the street. They will come with truck loads of tomatoes and people can fight each other with it all day. It is tradition and nobody gets hurt. But when you go to Spain just make sure you stay away from the Bull Run. That one also happens every year but don’t mix them up.

In Nigeria, many brilliant people thought the problem of tomatoes shortage was there wasn’t enough processing power to process the tomatoes produced, and were left to rot. Mr. Aliko Dangote got that information too, so he thought why not build a mega tomato factory to process all that tomatoes?

But he thought lets have a plan B. Lets recruit more farmers to produce tomatoes in case the present capacity was not enough.

As it happened, when the factory was completed the tomatoes available in Nigeria could only run the factory for few weeks and there wasn’t enough tomatoes. The country produce too little. Where are all the tomatoes the Minister said were spoiling in Nigeria due to lack of processing power? Stories.

Now Mr. Dangote is stuck with his tomato processing factory and has called in the Italians to come and build and run a very big tomatoes farm in Nigeria so he can run the processing factory.

This is the problem when people believe in fables and live in a fictional reality.

Hmm. could it have been a spiritual attack on Dangote?

Source: http://www.opinions.ng/dangote-closed-tomato-factory/

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Politics / Re: IGP Ibrahim Idris: Anambra Passes Vote Of Confidence, Stages Solidarity Rally by hypnotic(m): 10:20pm On May 11, 2018
its not adding up, i dont gerrit
Celebrities / Re: Sir Victor Uwaifo: "Simi Is In Trouble For Stealing From Me" by hypnotic(m): 10:18pm On May 11, 2018
this man wants to use Marvin Gaye's style
Crime / Re: 12 Yahoo Boys Arrested By EFCC At Club 57 Lagos (Photos) by hypnotic(m): 3:44pm On May 11, 2018
sounds like an inside job
Computers / In Need Of A Programmer With Expertise In Fintech Experience For Partnership by hypnotic(m): 2:47pm On May 11, 2018
Hello house,

A programmer with expertise in fintech is needed on a partnership basis, if interested please reach out to me

Thanks
Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerians Girl Always Money Depandant by hypnotic(m): 2:44pm On May 11, 2018
its the circle of girls you meet, there are girls that hustle and have their own quid but na one in hundred oh
NYSC / Re: We Sent You To Serve Not To Do Evangelism, NYSC DG Warns Corps Members by hypnotic(m): 10:29pm On May 02, 2018
Mr DG dont let satan use you, cos he will dump you

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Music/Radio / Re: #headies2018: Organisers Withdraw Singer Nonso Amadi’s Nominations by hypnotic(m): 10:27pm On May 02, 2018
Universal Records will soon send you guys a mail
Politics / Re: Buhari Says Obasanjo’s Letter Is Abusive by hypnotic(m): 4:08pm On May 01, 2018
Buhari, the press writes anything because you dont speak to Nigerians in Nigeria, period.
Politics / Re: Donald Trump Condemns Killings Of Nigerian Christians in Meeting with Buhari by hypnotic(m): 8:02pm On Apr 30, 2018
Have you been asleep for the last one week?
SenseiVoyles:
The irony is cowardly Christian leaders in Nigeria are keeping shut while the most powerful leader in the world is taking note of the killings.

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