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Fraiser:
[/color]MC iambibi... DJ Qutyjoice my own sweetie cutie d day we av been waitin for is finally here.... Its d Golden city award nyyyyyyyt... Oya lets get d stage set bibi hope u av gotten someone to do all d necessary connections... Shey u don test d mic? My quty hope sey d gbedu don set... Dis is a party back to back.... Today go super... GC go hear wen... O ma dun si won leti... Today party na award dinner nyt so no b naming so where not expected to b in babaringa nd agbada lyk yesterday... Oya make I go collect my suit from dry cleaner... Ale yi maa yato.... Make I go set.... [color=#990000]MC iambibi... DJ Qutyjoice my own sweetie cutie d day we av been waitin for is finally here.... Its d Golden city award nyyyyyyyt... Oya lets get d stage set bibi hope u av gotten someone to do all d necessary connections... Shey u don test d mic? My quty hope sey d gbedu don set... Dis is a party back to back.... Today go super... GC go hear wen... O ma dun si won leti... Today party na award dinner nyt so no b naming so where not expected to b in babaringa nd agbada lyk yesterday... Oya make I go collect my suit from dry cleaner... Ale yi maa yato.... Make I go set....

..LMAO Fraiser na by force to color your work??

Fraiser:
MC iambibi guest don dey arrive o, hope the list of d pple wey go dey high table don dey ur hand, mehn see suit nd coat everywhere... Guys lookin dapper tonyt, oboi see hot gown, na suicide mission dis babes won give our guys tonyt o... Babes just squeeze curves for inside gown... Hope dis gowns no go vex tear sha because d way dis babes force dis tinx for inside no b here o.. Yea I can see d tables saturated wit botus... Plenty champagne on d hightable... See henessy everywhere... Kai bois go use redlabel wash hand dis nyt mehn... DJ qutyjoice hope gbedu don set? Oya make I go test d mic... Hello tutu, hello tuehtueh... Yea e don dey sound wella... Make I shapally go tell dis ushers make dem dey arrange guest ontop dia seat...

oooh yes my co Mc, let's get the party started [b]Ladies and gentlemen we'll like to kick off this wonderful event starting with the Red Carpet. All couples are expected to be on the red carpet in this order, and as usual starting with the president
LogoDWhiz and Merikims
Rukkyola and Sent4rina
Fraih and Shammak
Iambibi and jubrealguy
Oyehomie and Qutyjoice
biotechshola and hardie14
Fraiser and BlizzydoDo
CROBBOY and SC31
Chommieblaq and Iamdynamite
DTOBS and AirstarKane
Kbs468 and Spixytinxy
Amodu and MissOyin
Abbeyunique2 and Beckytee
Eaglevision and Magymagz
Brimmie and Chisophia
Sirguy542 and Cynnny
Testimony89 and shubs

Now for those that haven't gotten partners yet, you can draw my attention when you sight any lady/guy of your choice , however this award night is not for SINGLES, hence, no form of oloshery, snatchery and unnecessary complains about what is relevant or irrelevant, as this is an honorary event, and we shall not hesitate to make use of the Bouncers. Thanks once again for your usual corporation

Now DJ (Qutyjoice) jam us with Applaudise - by iyanya

Photographers, please, take your position!!!
My co mc Fraiser lets go upstage and give a proper introduction[/b]

RevolutionX:
hehehehe, I used to be evil buh I'm born again naw Lol

then you need to be baptised

jubrealguy:
IAMBIBI baby, wiariz ur eyez oo, I wantu see it....d eyez v bn seeing since.......no one make sense atall.....whr art thou?

swirry am here.... Bring your cloth lemme iron for you!!

Brimmie:
Exactly!

Bebe, you're the ONLY Human Right Activist in this City.

.. Lolz... No burst my head....

shubs:
sure make I go arrange room for u

.. If you finish arrange room, take this JEANS and wear... U know say cold dey!!

BlizzydoDo:
hmmmmmmmmm!

Let's not conclude rather give her a chance 2 choose hu makes her happy. Besides Brimmie has not been stable & every woman wants a stable man.

she her self has she been stable?......

Testimony89:
Wow! I'm on my way oh....... Iambibi I dey go ogun state oh, I don find one beautiful bae wei fine pass me, na him place I won slp oh so mak u help me tel any1 wei com my haos sey I don travel....

.. Ooooh father we thank you!! So at last, testi go carry his problems go.... Father we bless you!! *waving *

Fraih:
You smelling something
Is it that your neighbour is frying dodo

.. Lolz which neighbour? it is his wife's dodo joor

Smellymouth:
My people of NYSC Town! I bring you greetings from Amadioha

Amadioha sends me to deliver this message- Bring, 10 cows, 30 tubers of yam, 1 gallon of Monkey tail ,the manhood of a python, the tongue of a dragon, 25 litres of Palm wine and 2 virgins ladies!

Failure to do so, you will all be posted to the North!


Otenembene!!!!!!Ara nwanyi asaba!!!

Amadioha has spoken!!


Cc: jubrealguy
CROBBOY
LogoDWhiz
iambibi
Rukkyola
Fraih

.. Lolz.....tell ur baby, amadioha AKA amie.. Say na capital OYO him and his shiirine dey

BlizzydoDo:
it is a crime to harbor such thought in the first place especially towards the President.

Ejhor d married women association of GC wouldn't want yuu tarnish our image ahbi iambibi, fraih, spixytinxy, chisophia?

ooh my dear you are right!! Oya use speed remove chisophia name for that list of married women association.... The girl no dey hear word, therefore, She is under suspension, until she leave AirstarKane husband and go back to her husband Brimmie.. Then she can be part of the married women association of GC!!!.

LogoDWhiz:
Hmm.. okay o

When u and fraiser with eaglevision dey play love, u see me vex. instead i had to mark my territory with fraiser..

..lmao, o boi!! see VENGEANCE!!!!!!... ..... *runs to spread mat under cashew tree*.

Fraiser:
abah why u dey do lyk dis na? U dey chop my guy eyes na... Dis tin no make sense o...

Fraiser na him first find my trouble.... Him called me amebo.. Therefore i go dey scatter his plans

BlizzydoDo:
oya o safe
No com back de cry sha

hmmm the thing tire me o... U sure say no be juju

DTOBS:
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
I DTOBS formally announce my divorce from my ex wife, Airstarkane. The matter has been judged by the honourable justice of the magistrate court, down street division Golden city state.

I hereby brings it to the notice of everybody that am in no way attached to Airstarkane again as she is now free to mingle and I am free to do so.

I will appreciate it if all and sundry treat this as official.

Thank you all for you humble time and utmost cooperation.
Signed
DTOBS.
Cc:
The presidency
All media house


Special cc:
The amebos; rukky ola and iambibi.

Special special cc: chisophia

... You still have a wife oo, you still have a wife!! , marriage is for bera for worse you still have a wife !!!

DTOBS:
I A M B I B I...stop shouting now, you will soon poo for body oooo...can't you read simple English again?... I and Airstarkane got divorced!...shey make I go dstv stations go announce that one for you ni.


Chisophia; who is brimmie? She said you re brimmie's wife, you never tell me anything!!!
*sad* thinking and I never hide anything from you ooo...while dis one nah?

.. Na so o, anytime wey you see fine babes na you go dey lie say you and your wife don divorce..... Sote you fling your ring... Stop to dey close my mouth, allow me to say the truth ooo,... Na which time you and your beloved wife divorce........ Dtobs you have a wife that needs to be loved.... Go home if you dont want irrevocable curses...!!!

Rukkyola:
Jubreal Jubreal please feel free to join me under the tree. I have layed a very large mat. I have got ice cream incase u care.

..ehhhn thank you.. no worry, we don already spread mat under our cashew tree! Oya jubrealguy bring our chilled kunu!!

DTOBS:
That's my love...
*draws her closer*
*gives her a hot romantic hug*
Babe, oya let's go to the salon...I want you to have a new hairdo!!!
Or what do you think?

you have a wife oo, you have a wife, leave other ppl's wives alone.... You have a wife!!, you have a wife oo you have a wife leave Brimmie's wife alone you have a wife!! ,

prindu:
Hahahahahaha, no be small evil o

lolz... I dey tell you

chisophia:
Dtobs am beginning to doubt this ur love for me o. are u sure u don't have concubines behind my back?

chiso, i just dey look you as you dey prepare yam and oil for am, u bera flee from that guy oo, he already has a wife... I pirry you when AirstarKane will return.. Wetin make you tink say Chommieblaq(his former 2nd wife) leave am... I tot you were with Brimmie na... Unless u want to sign up for a 2nd wife o, then you can continue

RevolutionX:
Notice Notice Notice!!!
Ensure to laminate your certificate(s), statement of result, CUL and green card. This will give you a edge over others in camp as you will not be attended to hehehe.
To them fellas who laminate anything document including receipt self.

.. this guy is evil.... Do yours first

DTOBS:
Double Capital OYO is your case!
On whose account you wan go abroad? Presidency's account or president account!
Mtchewww...

. Dis one can like to pokenose,... Bad belle everywhere .. Wetin concern you, ...

Rukkyola where my own special appreciation and thanks wey you reserve for cooler for me.....

fairlyusedpant:
that thing no get conscience, it is very corrupt, always banning guys with 3 wives, buhari needs to probe it, it has not ban me yet because am not married like you yet.... It only bans married men...

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Sent4rina:
Iambibi iambibi... Hmmm make i no talk dis afternoon.

lolz.. U bera talk that talk now o..

LogoDWhiz:
Na wetin Armynu talk, i interprete..

.. Ok.o.... Ehen i saw your green light o.. Buh i couldn't understand it... Figures figures everywhere....y naa.. Signal again lemme digest it well joor

Qutyjoice:
Baebee Beautiful morning to you, twas fyn o n yurs? off to work already....Catch you later hun

Alryt love, see you when you're back

DTOBS:
Yea....It's been long oooo..
Dedicated to chisophia

before you begin buy land keep for chiso, make i run burst yaa bubble.. the babe is already taken by Brimmie iyeh? ... ... So egbon cast that yaa tear tear net into another river..

Fraiser:
armynu get down ke? I no understand u o

lmao... ...

LogoDWhiz:
e dey talk say e see u and iambibi rocking each other. she dey twerk for u, give u lapdance

..i talk am oo... Say make nobody serve pressy paraga, nw see!!! Me wey dey busy dey call people for high table wich time i begin twerk ...

Testimony89:
*dancing alingo*....... Gud morning to u too pretty.....my nait ws quiet nd peaceful, wot of urs? Rukky nd her husby dint invite me oh bt I wud hav com sha if I ws in d city.......

.. Mine was beautiful... U sabi travel ehnn!!! , yesterday togo, today niger, Tomorrow Cameroon, AH AH, you no dey tire?

Armynu:
Thanks bibi...

you're welcome, enjoy the rest of the day... Wait o.. Y you no come parry yesterday na,??.. Your sit reserved for you on the high table was empty

Abbeyunique2:
father or fathers

hehheheh... Oga Abbey.. You know say na only one go represent the rest naa.. Lol... Btw, i see you buh i no see you wife yesterday for parry

iamdynamite:
ahan twinnie is not like that now.......you know i have to make necessary arrangement for her visit........i want to make it a grand style visit you know she is a queen and she should be treated like one......so twinnie you gat to have my back on this

lolz.. Alryt dear.. Anytin for you!!

Testimony89:
Where's iambibi oh..... Is it dat u've deserted journalism again?

.. Lolz.. Y should i?... Gud morning, How was your night, i didnt see you in our parry.. Warapen?

DTOBS:
Iambibi wetin concern ur own with fraiser!!!

. Lolz...bad belle everywhere I call your name? Lolz.. Ehn ehn you for no give up naa... U for continue dey run follow shadow.. Usain bolt!!