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Smellymouth:
**Gbedu when dey burst brain ***


DJ, Jam me UP!!

lol.... Alaga i twale for this your dance o,...thiirree gbosa for you!!

tuffpivot:
my day anf evenin was fyn... Juc hectic day... I no dry use bense oo na lambo i dey use

lolz... Shift go back small ma see your face..... iffa hear say you get lambo, lol

Smellymouth:
My 'fifu',i Comrade Smello aka Chairman of the Nairaland Omo-onile Association (NLOOA), a distinguished friend of the house hereby declare that your alawee shall be increased to #30,000 monthly

Jubrealguy, abeg where the drinks?
VillageGOAT, where the goat meat pepper soup?
Fraiser, where the barbecue fish?
SMartins1, you don kill the cow?
LogoDWhiz, you don bring the Alomo Bitters?


***Na mimzy be my candidate for miss NL oo**

Alaga 1, the Baale of Romanceland has spoken
UP ASSO!!

... Lolz.... Ooh we don hear, Aunty mimzy abi? Consider it done!!! She don win am finish!!.. Lol

Smellymouth:
; sharap dere joor
If u make me vex,i go make dem post you go Maiduguri

Ayam bringing my campaign team to this thread soon oo

So make una ready !!

Egbon Smello,Friend of the Family is coming soon

Remove hairdress for mimzy!!

.. Lolz.. I no wan go Maiduguri fa. Smello (Alaga ibile) Oya bribe us...

Smellymouth:
Miss NL? Who is ur candidate?

lolz.... I no know wetin be miss NL... Na camp i know!!

Smellymouth:
Aisha Bibi, Haffa? Ur blood too dey hot to enter camp

lmao.... Ehnn i gree.....

Smellymouth:
Aisha sup with u?

lolz... U and hu dey do "Aisha"..... Call me "bibi"

Smellymouth:

lol...na so!! ALAGA 1!!!... u are just too much!!

Abbeyunique2:
good evening, my day has been kinda stressful jare. what abt urs?

.. Stressful? Pele, mine was kinda gud shaa... Ehen, where the Rukky wey wan jail us.....e b like say as she born those triplet, she born her brain join follow the triplets abi... Isoryt...make we dey watch her tru 4D.....

Testimony89:
Gud morning madam iambibi, hw ws ya nait? Before I return dis form I'll lik to know d hush-hush and reason behind ur meteoric interest in journalism..........

.. Testimony89 you want to know the hush-hush abi?oya fill that form now and return to me before i count five... Others have filled, u bera fill yours now o, before it becomes too late
*in ma mind* See am , no be only hush-hush na hash-hash...

Qutyjoice:
Jeez....Okay make I sip my Fanta jeje....*Looking at yu*

lmao.... *spreads mat under cashew tree* oya gimme my own fanta.... She say go jail us abi? make me sef join you dey look her... Lol

Abbeyunique2:
naso we see am o, S/O to the mods.
my wife and the kids are fine o. beckytee go come buy ur fruit salad

lolz... Ooh till i see her,...BTW gud evening, hw was your day

walexitouk:
Good afternoon my people of Golden City. Nice to see different updates here about we going on 27th but please have not hear from my uncle and my brother with releable source this time around about we going on 27th but I believe we most start going by 27th.
Alhaji amodu I salute you. Juma't Kareem
DTOBS
Fraiser oko blizzydodo
LogoDWhiz oko merikims
Kbs468 were is my uncle?
iambibi dearie with minister Rukkyola the flavour
Qutyjoice and shammak for Fraiser
Well done for the good work and we shall be at the top.
I never see my fruit salad chop for some days or we no fit take fruit salad twice on GC.loll

.. Lolz... Oga i never knew you wanted fruit salad naa... Oya see your own fruit salad *gives him fruit salad*.... And you fit take fruit salad as many times as you want o jarey.......

iamdynamite:
goodmorning good people of our most beloved golden city.................#

been away for a while now but my thought was always with you guys......

missed my ever loving twinnie iambibi...............

i just hope april 27 date is sacrosanct.

my darling twinnie, my hansome twinnie, ohhh, what more can i say God bless our mama for us,.... In fact some triplets need to tap into this unique awesomeness!! Btw, Hw was your night my dear, how's my inlaw Chommieblaq.... She came visiting last week, but couldn't stay long...hope all is well?

jubrealguy:
oya na.......work don start....lol. Awayu na, how awesome was your night?

. Gud morning deariee.... My night was beautiful....i trust you slept well too. No o, today no work! ... I need to rest and take care of you o..

Fraiser:
lol... No mind dem d unruly foreigners jare, as dem dey come we go dey show dem d exit door, gudmorni dear... Hw ur nyt

lolz... My night was cool... Carry on, officer!!.. No forget say we go mount road blocks oo.... Make we dey collect small small "egunje"... You know na... *winks*

Rukkyola:
Bros, it seems u dunno me o. I am a genius when it comes to music.I am highly talented o.I am just trying to humble myself ni fa. Lemme tell u something, I am d mentor of most ov d popular musicians u c out their. I wrote d lyrics of yori yori, duro, shoki, shakiti bobo, all of me and many more. I am currently preparing d lyrics ov wizkid's next music to be released very soon.

Too many musicians are calling 4 me.



My night was pleasant. How was urs?

Darling neighbour.....thiirree gbosa for you o...... Gud morning, how was your night

tuffpivot:
lol... Owk make i tel my mommi first..... How abt transport na

.. Shebi you get legedizbense.. Use it!!.... Gud morning, hw was your night

jubrealguy:
hell Naa!!! Balance it well, u dig?

... Awww... Come lemme hug you... Your the best dear!!..that reminds me, i didnt receive any information from you on my flash drive.. Hope all is well?

jubrealguy:
cos u aff carry it on ur head......now carrying me inside polybag

lwkmd... Y should do that.... Oya tell me should i quit the job

jubrealguy:
twas fine, wen u r done with this job.....lemme know ooo

why

tuffpivot:
Name.......... Pivotdice tuffpivot

Do you have a bae?..... Nah my momma go beat mi

Facial looks....: i no fyn reach bancee

Complexion..: Burnt offering?

Do you have open teeth for our viewers at home to see?NO .....
If no, why? My momma use plier close am

Can you go to sambisa forest as a reporter? Yes of course d place is now as safe of lagos na

yes how will you do it? I'll go der by road na.. Nd interview d soldiers in their base der

Are you shy? Only wen i'm arround ugly girls

Are you brave? Very brave

Can you take reports during an earthquake? Y not?? As long as it's in nigeria

And lastly, How much should be your pay? .... 50k dolz

lmao... In fact thiiree gbosa for you!! You can start work ASAP... As for that 50k dolz.... U never serious.. Just dey work anyday we pirry your condition we go pay you

jubrealguy:
u don get my time.......Since morning wey i bn don dey here......okay oooo

.. Ahn ahn, its not like that na... oya come, no vex..how was your day?

jubrealguy:
u don get my time.......Since morning wey i bn don dey here......okay oooo

.. Ahn ahn, its not like that na... oya come, no vex..how was your day?

jubrealguy:
sure bro......it's someone's life's work

...jubrealguy

Qutyjoice:
Boo mi(*kisses) I trust you gurl, Go baby...Journalist toh hot(I dey your back gidigba)...Yu don't disappoint you know, Sent4rina don com for me o(let's kip watching d drama)....In btw wey your office?

.. Our office is close to the presidential villa...!! Hw oyehomie... Abi him sef don travel again?

Abbeyunique2:
dunno why i'm typing stainlink and eddykisse1. maybe rukkyola go explain better.
*
bae sup with ya. it's been long. hope u are back fully

.. Oga Abbeyunique2.. Longest time, i hear say them ban u, sorry hun? .... hw's your wife Beckytee and the children? Hope they are gud

Rukkyola:
Neighbour, better end this ur so-called journalism. It's been long since u peddled ur fruit salad around this city. Stop starving people na. Besides, make u & qutyjoice no allow me visit dchiefpriest for una o. I wud just tell him to help me cast a spell on u 2, una go just dey shit 4 bed 4 una husband.
A word is enough 4 d wise!

..lolz... Anything on the bed, baby it is Romantic... Since you like juju like dis, then why not visit amadioha, let him show you the way and close femi's mouth, so that him no go talk about being the father of those triplets again, u dey here dey talk about dchiefpriest... Tell me na who chief priest don epp?

Fraiser:
lmao... Pressy abeg na who dey incharge of immigrarion sef? I tink dia shub b a litu shake up, most of dis appointees re not doin dia job at all... Iambibi who do u just dat can manage GC immigration system deligently... Dia shud b strict measures in place to check dis immigrants bfor allowin dem into d city because dey will b comin enmass now dis one dat 27 is around d corner

lmao...that's right..... Oya come and be the immigration officer.... Your work will be to banish any foreigner that messes up!! Meanwhile no forget to collect our dues o

JohnieWalker:
eyah no vex o.....but anyway just because say goalkeeper dey post no mean say goal no go enter but i bin wan tell yu say i love you abeg talk ur own # my year of spreading sharply reply

..ohh tank you,, I no love you and abeg no talk am again #my year of dodging sharply reply#

Qutyjoice:
Lmfao....@Iambibi pls na Oyinbo be Sent4rina? cz I no understand where our neighbor see dz Oyinbo pikinz o....Mk we do DNA sharparly.

my darling neighbor, bestie me, any other bestie aside you is a counterfeit!!! Swithrt rumors dey ground already say na one Mr Stainlink Femi get the triplets ooo.... Oya make Rukkyola allow these guys prove themselves naa, she dey blow grammer, unto say she dey fear!!.. Toh!!.. By the way bfor i forget, am now a journalist oo... We give out news to our beloved citizens AS E DEY HOT!!

JohnieWalker:
yeah but I am regretting y I suffered my sef walking for dullardihno o....wait so its u abi

.. Lolz.. Go joh, it is not me..

fairlyusedpant:
babe, if only you can allow me to be your mugu and maga, i promise to be your scape goat, anything you want i go give you, you no go enter okada again, na my private jet you go dey enter... I will build a royal palace for me and you, iambibi will be our royal maid and logodwhiz will be our royal guard... Just for you...

.wah dahhhhhh.... . LogoDWhiz come and banish this citizen