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Brimmie:

.. Bia... MAKE UNA HOLD ME, I GO WOUND BRIMMIE OOOOO

Oyehomie:
Iambibi!!! Neighbour neighbour

lolz.. My Surest Neighbor,...*kneels down* Oya bless me!!.. Lolz...

sirguy542:
Finally I have bounced back but the city dry sha & I think it's because of Chelsea lost..Anyway every week no be Christmas..U win some u loose some.
iambibi why the upload?
Qutyjoice where is your husband?
Mr CROBBOY my wife to be say we go do courtship small before the real thing so whenever we are ready I go alert you.
Mr DTOBS hope Chelsea no cast your game.

.... Which upload kwanu.... Wetin you find reach there

Kbs468:
I am good oo dear and happy weekend. How is tomorrow's Service Gona b na? Let me know just one of your prayer points

lolz...same to you deariee, Tomorrow service is gona be frabjous!! About my prayer points, .. Just wait till Baba God pick my call!!

mimzy:
Thank you darling

.. You're welcome deariee!!

Kbs468:
Yes Iam bibi = I am Omo = I am Pikin

That is the meaning of ur Moniker oo in one of our dialects here in the middle belt oo and I am sure that Alhassanu and VP Armynu can say more about that.

lolz.. you, leave me o,.. BTW how have you been?

chibwike:
The Beautiful...Lovely....Sweet...and Georgeous bibi.

How have you been?

Are you among the corpers that passed out?

Will you be contesting?

Its been a while.

.. Lolz..ooohh!! be whining me o, Anyways we are the ones about to invade camp!! .. Contest?? Who am i? Am on team Mimzy o jarey!! Therefore, u bera join the train!!

Synnzu:
MIMZY TI TAKOVA!

. Lmao... Beeni, BY FIRE, BY FORCE!!! ... Lol

Kbs468:
Na goodness for our betterment oo

. Kbs468..

Smellymouth:
I don tell u oo

lolz.. Sir yes Sir!!! #TeamMimzy#

Smellymouth:
My dear, you know the name- mimzy.. we've taken over that NYSC thread
Mimzy ti take over!!

Oh Lord! Can I do without iambibi?

.. Lolz... Iffa hear!!

chibwike:
Who her verification epp

...lolz chiiiiibbbbbbwwwwwiiiiikkkkkkeeeee!!!

jubrealguy:
ah never even see my babe today, awon oloyinbo no make person dey see road well sef, God pass dem......thanks G, e bawa ki gbogbo ile ooo........ IB man

lolz....Deariee see me here naa, Obim, what more can i say, you have made me proud!!! Oya come and take French kiss, Italian kiss and German kiss, As E Dey Hot!!!

Smellymouth:
My dear Nairalanders, On behalf of Nairaland Omo-Onile Association , I , Alaga 1 stand before you. We have come to a decision after a heated session behind closed doors which lasted for several hours.
And this is our conclusion. The candidate we are endorsing for the forthcoming miss NL is 'mimzy'.

I believe we have made the right choice.
Many promises will be be made. But this isn’t empty rhetoric. I give you my word.

Change starts with you. Don’t be afraid of change. Embrace change. Embrace the future. Embrace possibility. Dig deep.

We welcome y'all aboard the train.

I thank y'all.

Please direct all questions to my press secretary iambibi.
Cc: Neyoor.
midehi2

lolz....*salutes* Yes boss!!! Questions taken, to be answered shortly Sir!!!

CROBBOY:
[size=14pt]Good afternoon great citizens of Golden City. Thanks for all the Mentions![/size]

I trust you all are doing absolutely good while perfecting all necessary preparations in anticipation of the long awaited Call Up Letter as well as the actual commencement of the camping exercise itself. Its also worthy of observation that the serial consistent extensions associated with the dates as it pertains to our service year has undoubtedly provided and continue to sustain this virtual platform with all the "benefits and rare opportunities" we have derived individual from it.

I sincerely appreciate all our unequivocal effort in trying to keep this city active and fun to be. Knowing that we are humans with unique abilities in our diversities, we are susceptible to making our contributions from our own paradigm and frame of reference, thereby being analytical, rational, political, critical, educative, informative, collaborative and entertaining at certain times. All these are necessary and I believe are all working in conformity to the attainment of our common goal. As a result, it is pertinent that we acknowledge this and respect the uniqueness of our various individuality.

I specially appreciate the following for keeping the flag flying the past few days:

LogoDWhiz
Fraiser
eaglevision
DTOBS
Rukkyola
Kbs468
Iambibi
Jubrealguy
Qutyjoice
Spixytinxy
Amodu
Brimmie
Abbeyunique2
Sirguy542
Smellymouth
Villagegoat
Eaglevision
Cynnny
SC31
Marvluv
Smartins1
BlizzydoDo
Merikims
ABB1
chommieblaq
Iamdynamite
Shammak
biotechshola
Oyehomie
sent4rina
sydneyboss
kbemanuel
XiomaraXO
daudae1 (Mr. Breaking News!)
and every other who contributed in 'driving' this city.

MY PEOPLE MY PEOPLE, WETIN DEY SHELE

*Salutes* Respect!!! Welcome back sir!!

DTOBS:
"E mi owa aye Mora,
Set the roof on fire bi eni to gba wire..
.......
If anybody mess up, I go put them in their place"

... Oga DTOBS warapen

DTOBS:
Ife mi, it's going to be childish of me if I start telling you iamdynamitte is this or is that!!!!
Just know that you re loved passionately, romantically, sexically.

Bae, remember how we started, remember the good times...

.. Oga, you have a wife at home, so leave my brother's wife alone!!!.....

Chommieblaq:
Iamdynamite where are thou?

I refuse to be confuse Ma his singing cos Ma man can so sing like Usher!

No need to call my twinnie... His twin sister dey here already ...!!!

Chommieblaq:
Iambibi come see as this your neighbor wan take scatter Ma marriage o, help me warn her make she no join me and DTOBS name again o...


Make she face her runaway sent4rina, make he no run again o. Abeg warn her,make she comot Ma name for aproko for this GC

... Lolz.... Calm down inlaw... She no mean am.... You kno say she dey busy with her triplets, she no know wetin dey happen since she born!!..

Rosey33:
Hello Mr. Typo Slayer, I guess u didn't notice ur own error. You either use 'you are' or 'you're' in a sentence and not both. Don't thank me, what are friends for?

...lolz...abeg gimme 5, You have slayed the slayer!!! ,.. Oya Bring that your small head lemme crown you...!!! Lol

VillageGOAT:
baba, i don hide ooo, if rukkyola no see me, she go use moimoi and egg with beans take cook for the naming ceremony, because without goat meat there can be no fried rice

as for my two plots of land, no remaining space, the land has been occupied, but i will discuss with the governor of ogun state to borrow me half plot of land for the nysc camp, the camp will be built by the best quality engineers from germany, every corp member would have a private jet to transport them to their PPA, there would also be free meal for them, 4 times a day, air condition will be there, fridge and others... i will try my best to put finishing touches to the camp, it will take 50 years to finish.... Thank you...

.. Lol

Smellymouth:
Me right now::::

lolz.. Ewo, ayam sorry o.... Oya goan change the skokoto!!!!

Smellymouth:
Ore mi, the battle just begun o I know say my nysc family dey my back on this one..And I really appreciate it.

Infact, Buhari must increase alawee before una enter camp!

Buhari Increase allawee .. Is that a wish or a miracle...

Smellymouth:
emi ke? Lol.. Ayam shy oo

.. Lolz...ehnn, Na that shyness go make you win, no worry!!

Smellymouth:
U know you are my personal person

.. Lolz... And that is why you're my nigger

Smellymouth:
Thank you mademoiselle.. Leggo

.. .... Lmao

Rukkyola:
Hmmm..... Jubrealguy, me no get any power o. I just dey form sharp mouth ni fa. If d worse wan happen, I go just commot my shoe run leave una.
Tell Iambibi sey work don land 4 her o. Make she go interview africo & yusuff abi wetin b dea name self. Make she help me ask them the following questions
1. Which day dem enter here wey dem don start to dey complain?
2. How many NYSC related info dem get 4 dea brain wey we never discuss?
3. Make them give detailed examples of irrelevant matter wey we dey discuss 4 here?
4. Na hu & hu discuss d matter? (Am sure na everybody including his excellency)
5. Dem pay anybody to dey discuss NYSC issue 4 dem?

But if they slap her, make she no call my name o

.. No worry i no dey duty today... You can do it on my behalf.. What are neighbours for?

Smellymouth:
U know you are my personal person

lolz Dont worry, when its time for Mr NL, i'll vote you and you must win!!

jubrealguy:
m good love, over good is worrying me sef tho m on a small para mode......by the way, how we go make aunty mimzy win dat contest na......I trust ur instinct, oya talk.

... Lolz.. No need to ask, any body that's contesting with her dey waster her time, because she don win am already, make dem go sleep!! ..... Lolz..!! Smellymouth don finish work already..

mimzy:
Thank u ma'am. I appreciate

Smellymouth I see u

.. U welcom dear!! Smelly is really doing a great job o!! Lol.

jubrealguy:
go to aso rock bro....... dah place b full with plenty relevant information

Dearie wats up.. Hw u.

jubrealguy:
go to aso rock bro....... dah place b full with plenty relevant information

Dearie wats up.. Hw u.