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NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 8:15pm On Apr 14, 2016
tuffpivot:
lol person no dey fill plain paper na
.... Lolz...ohhh ayam sorry sir!!

Name..........

Do you have a bae?.....

Facial looks....: Cute? or Manageable?

Complexion..: Fair? or Dark? , or Burnt offering?

Do you have open teeth for our viewers at home to see? .....
If no, why?

Can you go to sambisa forest as a reporter?....if no, why? If yes how will you do it?

Are you shy?

Are you brave? If no why? If yes answer the next question

Can you take reports during an earthquake?

And lastly, How much should be your pay? ....
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 7:46pm On Apr 14, 2016
tuffpivot:
i don feel am no b quality paper tongue
just say you wan join, stop pretending, oya carry the form and filltongue
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 7:19pm On Apr 14, 2016
baddestzone:
Ur moniker gan! When the time reach, u will run... U better no deceive her o tongue

Cc: iambibi
Lolz... I guess guys are ready to take up this great challenge of wooooing our pretty marvluv, to prove your luv and win her heart,...... If yes then let wooooooing begin in this order

Contender No. 1 Fairlyusedpant(u go prove this your moniker wrong today for us)

Contender No. 2 Baddestzone (i can see fire in your eyes, go bro)

Contender No 3 eaglevision( baba notin like minister for here o, a man gat to do what a man gat to do! )

Contender No 4 Fraiser (iffa hear say you be part of panel of judges, today you go show them wetin be punchlines and get your respect!! )

Great citizens of GC, this will be the toasting challenge of the century grin.... Come along with chilled kunu, pop corn, gala and goro(optional) tongue

I believe we alll know the rules and regulations abiding this challenge, the guy she chooses with the baddest punchlines takes her home... .
Gracias!!!!!!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 6:46pm On Apr 14, 2016
iambibi:
.. Ohh Alryt dear.. thank you very much, and I say a big amen to that wonderful prayer u just rendered!! ,... Its ok if you want them to continue the argument., at least its fun to see them battle it out!! . But there's this other new rumor in town that more guyz have been added to the list making them a total of four guys (Fraiser Vs Eaglevision Vs Baddestzone Vs DTOBS Vs fairlyusedpant)... So tell us, hw true is this? will you after the long run make a choice out of the the four of them? and also for the sake of our viewers in both guest and ghost mode, will you like us to set a challenge between them for you to choose the man you'll love to spend the rest of your life with? *hands over mic to her*
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 6:37pm On Apr 14, 2016
DTOBS:
Four your plastic mind...are u not in Nigeria ni? We re fighting kwaraption LRC
.. Lolz.. Oohh, for my golden mind!! dont get me wrong, am not saying we shouldn't fight CORRUPTION, All am saying is just drop gallons and drums of fuel in my house, i will CHANGE the list, simple!!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f):
JohnieWalker:
ur Name na kome
.. Lolz..in yemi alade's voice, *johnie ooo, johnie ooo* Hw are you, hmm from your moniker it seems you were the guy that walked/trekked from sokoto to Lagos when buhari wonhuh By the way, have you watched the movie called "the walk"?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 5:51pm On Apr 14, 2016
DTOBS:
You dis girl....huh? If I catch you en!!!!!
.. Lolz... D to the T to the O to the B to the S..... Hw fa na, U wan catch press? .dont you kno We dish out the news from the pot AS E DEY HOT!!!!!!!.. But you be gud guy, therefore i go pity you, Oya bribe me if you want your name to be out of the list tongue... You know you cant afford to let your wife see this...!! #winks#
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 5:45pm On Apr 14, 2016
fairlyusedpant:
chai, this is cheating, absoluteli li li cheating, so you are sharing my babe mama, my sweet tomato jos, my fresh potatiously orange sweet pawpaw babe, infact i have vex, i am calling 911 to report them that a naija babe has stolen my babe and wants to sell her to four guys, this is corruption, infact buhari must hear about this, let me go to mfm church for some praise and worship, i can't take it...
.. Lolz... Oga just say you want make we add your name to the list.... we the press carry news as E dey Hot!!!!! So where is the corruption? Now tell me, because what ever you say now will be announced in the news by 9pm.... Do you want your name to be added to the list? , you know, you can do this to prove your love for her, ... Oya goan think about it..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 5:25pm On Apr 14, 2016
eaglevision:
this ur new found job no b journalism,besides the minister isnt in a competition u hear
... Na lie.... Na correct competition u dey so!!! We the press they carry the news as E dey hot!!!! Oh so you want us to declare to the public that you are already the man after her heart?.... C'mon... Minister, u cant deny the fact that you have not noticed that other guys have been added to the list, .... Oga minister if you ask me, i'll say u need to act fast if you want to win the heart of the pretty miss Marvluv,,.. Besides you can't afford to chicken out now, will yaatongue...
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 5:18pm On Apr 14, 2016
DTOBS:
You this girl...oya remove me from that list nowwwww or else

Eaglevision; no mind me, just teasing her ni jawe....

Logodwhiz; na God go save us oooo
.. Lmao... Shebi na you say you be the spirit wey she need? Lolz.... Now they say oya make u come face challenge to prove your spiritship. ... U say na play you day play, u just dey tease her ni!! No worry, Next time you go look bfor you tease!!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 5:10pm On Apr 14, 2016
eaglevision:
for ur left mind u b journalist like that o,wia is my fruit salad nw,i been asking for it since morning u no answer me,warn urself o
.. Lolz... Bia i dey work o.. No dey disturb me with fruit salad... Oya Go to my house and if jubrealguy is back from work, ask him to give you your fruit salad, i kept it in the refrigerator ... Before you strangle my innocent life!!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 5:04pm On Apr 14, 2016
marvluv:
Hummnnnn...am cool & gentle here madam presenter of GC..anyoda presenter apart frm u remains a counterfit..what a nice person u ar. Thanks for ur wonderful efforts so far on this serious case on ground.your own case will also b attended to by God himself..
well, as u av said earlier, I Neva planned to cause any conflict in this city, but since it has happened I gat no oda choice Dan to find a way of resolving it.
Wat happen is dat, I can't decide on who deserves my love btw dis 2 wondaful guys."Fraiser versus eaglevision" for now. I need to consult d holy spirit in a very far place.. & also compare and contrast through dier statements so far.
but for now, I am suggesting maybe d argument should continue till further notice..
I rest ma case.thanks..
# hands ova d mic to lady presenter#
.. Ohh Alryt dear.. thank you very much, and I say a big amen to that wonderful prayer u just rendered!! ,... Its ok if you want them to continue the argument., at least its fun to see them battle it out!! . But there's this other new rumor in town that more guyz have been added to the list making them a total of four guys (Fraiser Vs Eaglevision Vs Baddestzone Vs DTOBS)... So tell us, hw true is this? will you after the long run make a choice out of the the four of them? and also for the sake of our viewers in both guest and ghost mode, will you like us to set a challenge between them for you to choose the man you'll love to spend the rest of your life with? *hands over mic to her*
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 3:20pm On Apr 14, 2016
baddestzone:
My dear, I'm d one falling for her O.
... Go prepare your lines to woooooo her... Shekina!!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 3:03pm On Apr 14, 2016
tuffpivot:
na feel dem say make u feel am oo... No fill am ooo... Jux feel am return am
lolz.... Toh... Interpreter obago!!.. Ehnn leave am like that, Time never reach wey him go fill am... For now na feeling tinz ... tongue.... As I dey see your eyes, E be like say you sef need form! **hands over form to him*
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 1:49pm On Apr 14, 2016
baddestzone:
LogoDwhiz, kbs468, sydneyboss, iambibi, I hail o, pls help me intervene between me and Marvluv please!!!
lolz skibbo robo skibo skibb orobo skibo yeeba osheey Baddest....
Oya oga baddest what happened... How do we intervene? Is that you are falling for her or she is falling for you.. Which one?.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 1:08pm On Apr 14, 2016
Testimony89:
Madam hope d forms still remain shahuhhuhhuh I'll like to join
lmao... Sure the forms are still very much available...here you go.. *hands over form to him* feel and return ASAP
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 12:53pm On Apr 14, 2016
jubrealguy:
yeah yeah...... I saw him, we discussed a lil... seems he's already making up for his mistakes...... and wah does our honourable minister...eaglevision mean by ameboism
lolz...sorry i didnt inform you earlier bfor now, i got this great job, as a journalist, dont mind eaglevision, Ofcourse that's what he'll call the press na... "Amebo", .. After now he will be expecting the same press to announce his arrival as the minister of GC to everyone!!..if he calls the press amebo again, we'll just frame him up o... Toh!!!! So My dear hw is your day going o jarey,
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 12:21pm On Apr 14, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
lol.. bibi bibi..


I felt appreciated and loved..
but then, i didn't let it get inside my head too much..

I was surprised.. coming from rukky.
She can say yes this minute and say no the next..

But i think she should get more from her husby
.. Lmao presido!!! In fact thiirree gbosa for you, lolz,.... Well good to know you felt appreciate and loved...No doubt, these are one of the benefits of being the president of Golden City... Every woman (except me o, because am not ready to die young tongue) wants to be the first lady... Lol
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 12:06pm On Apr 14, 2016
jubrealguy:
twas fine, guess urs was great too
.. Yea yea.. It was.... Your friend Sent4rina promised us drums of fuel o.... Have you even met him since his arrival....?.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 12:02pm On Apr 14, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
Now you're interested..

c ya life undecided
.. Lolz... You, leave me o, tongue.... That reminds me, she proposed to you yesterday, not so?.. And you were blushing ,.. Oya tell us, for the sake of our viewers at home, how did you feel, were you surprised or not?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 11:47am On Apr 14, 2016
Fraiser:
no no no eaglevision is in charge of women affairs, he is d minister of women affairs na, me i just want to b in charge of an elegant woman dat is beyond his capability.
.. Alryt, buh he made it clear in an interview that you are trying to be selfish , in the sense that you want allllllllll the ladies to your self, and if he allows you, he will end up a bachelor and that, he cannot afford to become, not now not ever!!! So Tell us, is true you want all the ladies to your selfhuh ... And is miss marvluv living with you in your house alreadyhuh... *hands over mic*
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 11:37am On Apr 14, 2016
jubrealguy:
IAMBIBI!!!!
.. Lolz.. Boo boo, Gudmorin hw was your night..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 11:36am On Apr 14, 2016
marvluv:
lols.. juju keh..is it up to DAThuh somebody pls help oo..
.. Lolz. *focuses camera on her* And who do we have hear... The pretty miss marluv, helo dear how you? , well from the look of things, you happen to be the the young lady causing the conflict between Mr Fraiser and Mr eaglevision..... Well you are a very lovely lady and the least you need right now is a heart break, so tell us miss, what do you have to say about this, and who do you think deserves your love *hands over the mic to her*
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 11:23am On Apr 14, 2016
eaglevision:
he isnt eyeing my post,he just wanna hav evry babe in this city,selfish friend he is,giving up on marvluv? i just dropped her at her place of work,she is mine nw,my friend is just chasing shadows.pls stop shouting marvluv name again for nw,give my angelina some breathing space jare
.. Lol.. Ooh thank you honourable,... Gud to hear that its not about the position or superiority, but in an interview granted with him, our correspondent gathered that you were once his "boy", and that you became a "rebel" and grew wings like an eagle, going by the name "EAGLEVISION" meaning "an EAGLE with an unstoppable VISION " and this is why he considers you an obstacles, obstructing him from having the woman of his desires... So Mr eaglevision, tell us please .. How much of this is true?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 10:09am On Apr 14, 2016
Is that Qutyjoice? .. *dancing shoki* my bestie don show!!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 10:04am On Apr 14, 2016
Rukkyola:
Mrs Reporter, kindly exclude my family affairs 4rm ur business. No come put me 4 trouble 4 here. BTW, y I no c u around 4:30a.m?
.. Go joh, you wey i call you tire, even bang your gate taya... Hw you go hear me when you dey busy with Sent4rina... Anyways see the gallons..... Oya gimme my share!!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 10:00am On Apr 14, 2016
girlyesosae:
The NYSC portal (not website) is not opening. I hope they are uploading our CUL.

On another note.
Rukkyola. As a hot commodity you have to Let Stainlink and Sent4rina battle it out. And prove themselves. Or atleast use it as punishment for Sent4rina for him running away. Let him see his competition.
.lolz... .ohhh, This is my bae of life, in whom ayam well pleased!! Lol.. you have said it all..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 9:57am On Apr 14, 2016
Rukkyola:
Just say a word kor. So u even have a magymagz & u've been longing 4 marluv. I must tell her everything.
..lolz Aunty amebo,...this one wey you wan tell her everything...... Anyways We still dey sell forms ooo, for those wey dey interested in becoming journalist, instead of amebo!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 9:52am On Apr 14, 2016
eaglevision:
lmao! iambibi turns journalist,my dear the honourable minister will like to take care of this matter privately tnx for ur concern
.. Lolz.... Ur welcom sir, ofcos honorable, we respect your privacy, buh do you mean to say that you have surrendered to Mr Fraiser to be in charge of women affairs? , because it seems you are beginning to give up on the pretty Miss marvluv...
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 9:33am On Apr 14, 2016
Rukkyola:
Lol! Na now I c sey u no get job again. Na 2 dey interview people na im remain 4 u. Amebo woman.
.. Lmao...ooohhh thank you! i don hear! journalism is my job... tongue and besides the citizens needs to be updated about every single thing that happens around their city.. No worry our correspondent go soon come your house, because we need to know why oga stainlink no wan give up on you and those triplets.. And wetin his next plan towards you go be..
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f): 1:48am On Apr 14, 2016
Fraiser:
hmmm nawa o its obvious from ur words dat u re too harsh to have som one lyk marvluv... U will just strangle dat innocent woman one day... Marvluv deserve a calm nd mature man who can put smile on her face not d one dat will b shoutin on d top of his voice... Marvluv is simply an angel... She is not ur size ...
*focuses camera on him* Gud day sir, its no longer news that you and Mr eaglevision are having a ground of dispute and heat arguments just to clear the doubts of miss marvluv Livinus, (a pretty lady who doesn't deserve a player for a husband) about who the main king of all kings of women affairs is. Now Mr Fraiser, for the sake of the citizens and our viewers at home, can you please tell us why you should be the main king of women affairs? And why he, eaglevision becomes your assistant. Thank you very much *hands over microphone to him*
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by iambibi(f):
eaglevision:
i say i wan lock gate nd una still dae roam abt.
iambibi darl! i never see u today o abi i see u
*talks to self* no u didnt see her today,oya bring me some salad dear,put am for my mouth kolo
. *focuses the camera on him, Gud day sir, sir its all over the papers that you and your one time bestie, Mr Fraiser, hu used to be ur course mate, please don't gimme that look, we all know you both went to the University of ladies and womenology.. From the department of women hearts and toastinology, anyways that you both are having a big clash and disagreement to prove superiority over the other... All because of a pretty lady named miss Marvluv Livinus, who's beauty cannot be over looked, ... Now Mr super eagle, tell us and our viewers at home what do you have to say concerning this, do you feel you are suppose to be the superior while he, Mr Fraiser dances by your tune?. *hands over microphone to him*

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