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tuffpivot:.... Lolz...ohhh ayam sorry sir!! Name.......... Do you have a bae?..... Facial looks....: Cute? or Manageable? Complexion..: Fair? or Dark? , or Burnt offering? Do you have open teeth for our viewers at home to see? ..... If no, why? Can you go to sambisa forest as a reporter?....if no, why? If yes how will you do it? Are you shy? Are you brave? If no why? If yes answer the next question Can you take reports during an earthquake? And lastly, How much should be your pay? .... |
tuffpivot:just say you wan join, stop pretending, oya carry the form and fill ![]() |
baddestzone:Lolz... I guess guys are ready to take up this great challenge of wooooing our pretty marvluv, to prove your luv and win her heart,...... If yes then let wooooooing begin in this order Contender No. 1 Fairlyusedpant(u go prove this your moniker wrong today for us) Contender No. 2 Baddestzone (i can see fire in your eyes, go bro) Contender No 3 eaglevision( baba notin like minister for here o, a man gat to do what a man gat to do! ) Contender No 4 Fraiser (iffa hear say you be part of panel of judges, today you go show them wetin be punchlines and get your respect!! ) Great citizens of GC, this will be the toasting challenge of the century .... Come along with chilled kunu, pop corn, gala and goro(optional) ![]() I believe we alll know the rules and regulations abiding this challenge, the guy she chooses with the baddest punchlines takes her home... . Gracias!!!!!! |
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DTOBS:.. Lolz.. Oohh, for my golden mind!! dont get me wrong, am not saying we shouldn't fight CORRUPTION, All am saying is just drop gallons and drums of fuel in my house, i will CHANGE the list, simple!! |
JohnieWalker:.. Lolz..in yemi alade's voice, *johnie ooo, johnie ooo* Hw are you, hmm from your moniker it seems you were the guy that walked/trekked from sokoto to Lagos when buhari won By the way, have you watched the movie called "the walk"? |
DTOBS:.. Lolz... D to the T to the O to the B to the S..... Hw fa na, U wan catch press? .dont you kno We dish out the news from the pot AS E DEY HOT!!!!!!!.. But you be gud guy, therefore i go pity you, Oya bribe me if you want your name to be out of the list ... You know you cant afford to let your wife see this...!! #winks# |
fairlyusedpant:.. Lolz... Oga just say you want make we add your name to the list.... we the press carry news as E dey Hot!!!!! So where is the corruption? Now tell me, because what ever you say now will be announced in the news by 9pm.... Do you want your name to be added to the list? , you know, you can do this to prove your love for her, ... Oya goan think about it.. |
eaglevision:... Na lie.... Na correct competition u dey so!!! We the press they carry the news as E dey hot!!!! Oh so you want us to declare to the public that you are already the man after her heart?.... C'mon... Minister, u cant deny the fact that you have not noticed that other guys have been added to the list, .... Oga minister if you ask me, i'll say u need to act fast if you want to win the heart of the pretty miss Marvluv,,.. Besides you can't afford to chicken out now, will yaa ... |
DTOBS:.. Lmao... Shebi na you say you be the spirit wey she need? Lolz.... Now they say oya make u come face challenge to prove your spiritship. ... U say na play you day play, u just dey tease her ni!! No worry, Next time you go look bfor you tease!! |
eaglevision:.. Lolz... Bia i dey work o.. No dey disturb me with fruit salad... Oya Go to my house and if jubrealguy is back from work, ask him to give you your fruit salad, i kept it in the refrigerator ... Before you strangle my innocent life!! |
marvluv:.. Ohh Alryt dear.. thank you very much, and I say a big amen to that wonderful prayer u just rendered!! ,... Its ok if you want them to continue the argument., at least its fun to see them battle it out!! . But there's this other new rumor in town that more guyz have been added to the list making them a total of four guys (Fraiser Vs Eaglevision Vs Baddestzone Vs DTOBS)... So tell us, hw true is this? will you after the long run make a choice out of the the four of them? and also for the sake of our viewers in both guest and ghost mode, will you like us to set a challenge between them for you to choose the man you'll love to spend the rest of your life with? *hands over mic to her* |
baddestzone:... Go prepare your lines to woooooo her... Shekina!! |
tuffpivot:lolz.... Toh... Interpreter obago!!.. Ehnn leave am like that, Time never reach wey him go fill am... For now na feeling tinz ... .... As I dey see your eyes, E be like say you sef need form! **hands over form to him* |
baddestzone:lolz skibbo robo skibo skibb orobo skibo yeeba osheey Baddest.... Oya oga baddest what happened... How do we intervene? Is that you are falling for her or she is falling for you.. Which one?. |
Testimony89:lmao... Sure the forms are still very much available...here you go.. *hands over form to him* feel and return ASAP |
jubrealguy:lolz...sorry i didnt inform you earlier bfor now, i got this great job, as a journalist, dont mind eaglevision, Ofcourse that's what he'll call the press na... "Amebo", .. After now he will be expecting the same press to announce his arrival as the minister of GC to everyone!!..if he calls the press amebo again, we'll just frame him up o... Toh!!!! So My dear hw is your day going o jarey, |
LogoDWhiz:.. Lmao presido!!! In fact thiirree gbosa for you, lolz,.... Well good to know you felt appreciate and loved...No doubt, these are one of the benefits of being the president of Golden City... Every woman (except me o, because am not ready to die young ) wants to be the first lady... Lol |
jubrealguy:.. Yea yea.. It was.... Your friend Sent4rina promised us drums of fuel o.... Have you even met him since his arrival....?. |
LogoDWhiz:.. Lolz... You, leave me o, .... That reminds me, she proposed to you yesterday, not so?.. And you were blushing ,.. Oya tell us, for the sake of our viewers at home, how did you feel, were you surprised or not? |
Fraiser:.. Alryt, buh he made it clear in an interview that you are trying to be selfish , in the sense that you want allllllllll the ladies to your self, and if he allows you, he will end up a bachelor and that, he cannot afford to become, not now not ever!!! So Tell us, is true you want all the ladies to your self ... And is miss marvluv living with you in your house already ... *hands over mic* |
jubrealguy:.. Lolz.. Boo boo, Gudmorin hw was your night.. |
marvluv:.. Lolz. *focuses camera on her* And who do we have hear... The pretty miss marluv, helo dear how you? , well from the look of things, you happen to be the the young lady causing the conflict between Mr Fraiser and Mr eaglevision..... Well you are a very lovely lady and the least you need right now is a heart break, so tell us miss, what do you have to say about this, and who do you think deserves your love *hands over the mic to her* |
eaglevision:.. Lol.. Ooh thank you honourable,... Gud to hear that its not about the position or superiority, but in an interview granted with him, our correspondent gathered that you were once his "boy", and that you became a "rebel" and grew wings like an eagle, going by the name "EAGLEVISION" meaning "an EAGLE with an unstoppable VISION " and this is why he considers you an obstacles, obstructing him from having the woman of his desires... So Mr eaglevision, tell us please .. How much of this is true? |
Is that Qutyjoice? .. *dancing shoki* my bestie don show!! |
Rukkyola:.. Go joh, you wey i call you tire, even bang your gate taya... Hw you go hear me when you dey busy with Sent4rina... Anyways see the gallons..... Oya gimme my share!! |
girlyesosae:.lolz... .ohhh, This is my bae of life, in whom ayam well pleased!! Lol.. you have said it all.. |
Rukkyola:..lolz Aunty amebo,...this one wey you wan tell her everything...... Anyways We still dey sell forms ooo, for those wey dey interested in becoming journalist, instead of amebo! |
eaglevision:.. Lolz.... Ur welcom sir, ofcos honorable, we respect your privacy, buh do you mean to say that you have surrendered to Mr Fraiser to be in charge of women affairs? , because it seems you are beginning to give up on the pretty Miss marvluv... |
Rukkyola:.. Lmao...ooohhh thank you! i don hear! journalism is my job... and besides the citizens needs to be updated about every single thing that happens around their city.. No worry our correspondent go soon come your house, because we need to know why oga stainlink no wan give up on you and those triplets.. And wetin his next plan towards you go be.. |
Fraiser:*focuses camera on him* Gud day sir, its no longer news that you and Mr eaglevision are having a ground of dispute and heat arguments just to clear the doubts of miss marvluv Livinus, (a pretty lady who doesn't deserve a player for a husband) about who the main king of all kings of women affairs is. Now Mr Fraiser, for the sake of the citizens and our viewers at home, can you please tell us why you should be the main king of women affairs? And why he, eaglevision becomes your assistant. Thank you very much *hands over microphone to him* |
eaglevision:. *focuses the camera on him, Gud day sir, sir its all over the papers that you and your one time bestie, Mr Fraiser, hu used to be ur course mate, please don't gimme that look, we all know you both went to the University of ladies and womenology.. From the department of women hearts and toastinology, anyways that you both are having a big clash and disagreement to prove superiority over the other... All because of a pretty lady named miss Marvluv Livinus, who's beauty cannot be over looked, ... Now Mr super eagle, tell us and our viewers at home what do you have to say concerning this, do you feel you are suppose to be the superior while he, Mr Fraiser dances by your tune?. *hands over microphone to him* |

.... Come along with chilled kunu, pop corn, gala and goro(optional)
By the way, have you watched the movie called "the walk"?