₦airaland Forum

Story for the gods.

My anger was the fact that he did not tell me that he was buying a car for his mum that don’t even need it, because his mum is old and in the village so what does she need a car for

There they go again. These prostitutes parading as girlfriend won't cease to amaze me. People that will offer you nothing but sex are now comparing themselves to your mom.

No reasonable man will take permission from a mere prostitute before getting his mother a car.

And yes, his mother is old and stays in the village, but he loves and cherish her so much to get her a car.

Go meet your father or you work to get a car. Period!

Fayose my man. The only reasonable Yoruba politician.


He's not a coward.

Baby mamas

Obara Jesus!!!!

You don`t have a problem.

Getting angry and keeping malice are damn common with introverts.

These people should just shut dfvck up! What`s the fuss about?

What`s it Viktor experienced that average Nigerians haven't experienced in the hands of police and soldiers?

It is not in anyway bad to dream of a car and most importantly, a husband.

Chai! Where will they tell God they were coming from.

Why am i so sure she isn't happy that TENI didn't recognize her father.

Africans and their stupid traditions.

He should have asked her if she was a virgin after fucking her, let's then see if she won't get angry.

But damn!!!! Do you know what it means to date a lady for 3 years with being able to tell anything about her anger?
It's so risky. So so risky, I must say.

One of the first few things I do when I meet a friend is to make him/her angry. I will intentionally make the person angry that he/she will be left with no choice than to react. It's very important to me.

Another thing is; If your Bf/Gf is yet to fart before you after months or years of relationship, just have it mind that there's something more dangerous the person is hiding from you.

I won't condem the lady because it's normal for them to do stupid things for a guy because of money.

The problem is that even if she returns his 6k, he will still blackmail her to sleep with him with the nudes. And after sleeping with him, he will start extorting money from her using her nudes.

I don't support premarital sex, but I think a better way for her to control this damage is to invite the guy over to her place for security reasons, fvck him and get his own nudes. With that, she can stop the guy from further blackmail.

Most men cannot withstand the emotional trauma because they are not used to public disgrace and condemnation.

People ask and pretend like they care about you, while deep inside them, they hope to get a bad news from you.

Oh! Femi Adesina. We sure know his tribe.


Believe me when I tell you that these set of people are liars, cowards and asslickers who are ready to do anything out of fear just to impress Jubril, their Lord and savior.

She obviously had the child when she was looking like a woman.

Though an erected diiick seek for nothing but matured pussy, regardless of how the lady look like.

Politically, only PDP exist in the minds of sensible Nigerians.

Only a fool will take you serious.

Just imagine the username. MyTotoTear? Your toto don tear indeed.

I just like this woman.


The only legit and hardworking Yoruba actress I know.

She's angry that Teni didn't recognize her father.

It can only be Igbos

Ashawo should know her place in a man's heart.

The problem started when you borrowed to wed. It's very dangerous as a man to go into marriage when he's not that financially bouyant.

Bruv, I will advise you to overlook her salary because unlike men, women are naturally selfish enough not to care for the financial needs of their family, but themselves and their parents.

Just overlook it. You are the man of the family, you should be bothered on how to meet the needs of the family, not depending on a selfish wife who care less about the home but her parents.

Work very very hard to build yourself, if not for any reason, just work hard for your coming kids. Don't depend on her earnings to avoid insults and let downs.

Remember, you don't eat from a woman for free. It's either you pay back or you get insult, disrespect and steady nagging from her.

Goodluck Bruv.

As usual.....god of Yorubas has spoken, his slaves will be left with no option but to bow, worship and do as he has said.

Imagine stealing and holding a Yoruba woman's pant with your hands.


Won't you die of smell before using it for rituals?

Try sniper.

There is something between the both that Tiwa Savage couldn't bear any longer

Teni look like 3 bags of Garri, while Simi look like stockfish.

Damn! Nothing come out!......Infact! Both of them are mad, including OP and the person that compared them.


But the persons above me and below me are madder.

Teni look s like 3 bags of Garri, while Simi looks like stockfish.

Damn! Nothing come out!


Infact! Both of them are mad, including OP and the person that compared them.

But the persons above me and below me are madder.

Made men don't stress to build a relationship, only broke losers out of their condition try to build their relationship.

Just make your money and watch women worship you and make everything possible to build the relationship.

It's their work as women to struggle real hard to build the relationship, not you.

Yours is just to see if she's worthy to reap where she did not sow by making her your wife.

This man wu nnor what we call "Onye mgbu".

Punctuated political Anuofia!