Art, Graphics & Video › Re: A Thread For Coreldraw Users by IamDanto7(m): 4:54pm On Nov 09, 2014 |
Hello dude, nice designs.. are u resident in Agbor, Delta state? |
Education › Re: Team UNIBEN Wins International Award For Vehicle Innovation.(photos) by IamDanto7(m): 1:57pm On Nov 08, 2014 |
Great job guys...... I'm not an engineer but I'm fascinated by the wonders of engineering. Our Nigeria medical doctors in naija are busy clamoring for more money without doing anything extraordinary. mtcheew |
Gaming › Re: Lagos in Call Of Duty: Advanced Warfare by IamDanto7(m): 6:12am On Nov 06, 2014 |
I don't have xbox360 but can this game work on my windows 8 laptop? its a COREi3 and has xbox360 in built |
Music/Radio › Re: Where Are These Nigerian Musicians? (Pictures) by IamDanto7(m): 6:01am On Nov 06, 2014 |
Akpos and his gang kidnapped some musicians on their way from airport to the downtown of warri in a bus.. But unfortunately akpos boss who 'll give them price tag was not around.. So akpos gave him a phone call.. And the following conversation took place:- Akpos: hello oga Oga: akpos how now? Akpos: we don catch a bus with full of nigerian musicians. But i no know how i go take price them. Oga: tell me their names and i go tell u the price. Akpos: okay eemm,, dbanj and 2face Oga: thirty million naira each.. last. Akpos: okay then naeto-c and banky-w Oga: twenty-twenty million naira last Akpos: okay then wizkid, davido, olamide and iceprince. Oga: twenty-twenty million naira Akpos: ehemm.. Then style plus. Oga: who be that? Akpos: the guys wey sing "four years don wakka" Oga: 25 thousand naira for the three of them. Akpos: okayy... Then one here wey get White bia bia, say him name na Elvis grey Oga: na he goat? Akpos: na im name be That... I no know am, but him say he sing "killing me with Timaya" Oga: akpos!! Give am money for tranport, make he waka... Na so guys like him go dey finish our food.. And we no go gain anything!! |
Politics › Re: David Mark: I Can Die For Stability Of Nigeria's Democracy by IamDanto7(m): 9:29am On Oct 29, 2014 |
Really?  To slap you just they hungry me  |
Romance › Re: At What Age Did You Have Your First Kiss? Where? by IamDanto7(m): 5:32pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
natureblack: I was 17 then and the romantic kiss was with my neighbor's girl-friend Monique,though she is two years older and an Ethiopian.
It was on a romantic Sunday afternoon,then my dadda and momma was away on a family meeting and I was all alone and lonely(bored though,and never knew what was coming my way).She came around to borrow a novel(I had a million of it then) .I gave to her the one she wanted,and as she was going she blew me a kiss,I was amazed and I drew her by her left arm to my chest.The stage got set for the following conversation.
NATURE- do you know that people that throw kiss are hopelessly lazy?
MONIQUE-really,I don't know NATURE-You said ?
MONIQUE-I said I don't know (her voice was higher)
NATURE-sorry,I can't read lips unless they are touching mine
MONIQUE-I get your drift boy,but hope you remember King-Boy(my neighbor) is my boy-friend?
NATURE-sure I know,what you have with him is history but what I have with you is chemistry.(though I was scared,but confidence was my watchword)
MONIQUE-you are flirting with me
NATURE-am not flirting with you,I'm just being extra nice to some-one who is extra attractive.
She looked calm and confused,and I felt I had to make a move(though I was still scared)
NATURE-the space between your fingers are meant to be fixed with mine.
I fixed my left fingers into her right fingers,and I used my right fingers to brush through her long hair that cascaded down to her succulent-looking bre.ast .
NATURE-excuse me,if I go straight this way,will I be able to reach your heart?(I said as I squeezed her left bre.ast)
MONIQUE-why are you doing this to me ?(she said with her eyes closed)
NATURE-my parent told me that my destiny is in my hands,and I should be conscientious with HER.
We started kissing and care.ssing each other.That moment I became muddled and thrown into the state of OBLIVION.
DISCLAIMER-The sound of a kiss is not as loud as a cannon,but it's echo lasts a great deal longer.
When I came back from oblivion,I found out that she was only left with her pan.tie,and I was left with nothing.
NATURE-though your pan.tie looks good on you,but they would look better on the floor.
Immediately I took off her pan.tie the next thing I heard in a very faint voice .......
MONIQUE-pls take me now,I really need to feel you now.......take me,take me,take me,ooooooosh,Jesus Christ.
We got down and subsequently got into a secret relationship that ended with a handsome looking boy that is now a brainy.She is now happily married to a Canadian sailor and they are based in Denmark.
#MONIQUE sounds more like a movie. Nice one though.! bad sharp guy |
Romance › Re: Do I Have The Right To Collect My Phone Gift Back From My Ex? by IamDanto7(m): 12:08pm On Oct 26, 2014 |
Guy,,, go collect Ur phone jare, how u go fall maga to babe just like that??  Call her to a spot which you kno she will definitely come with the phone, don't say anything, just collect the phone and walk away. Later send her text to deliver the charger.. omor naija ni mi oo. |
Education › Re: What Were The Crazy Things You Did As A Fresher In The University .. by IamDanto7(m): 3:21pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
Can't stop laughing at these experiences,,,,,, I banged a girl in my first 4 weeks in school because she kept saying I looked like Tuface, honestly I didn't know she just liked me for the banging,,, but bleeped her just as Tuface would have done. |
Celebrities › Re: Photo: JJ Okocha And Wife Loved Up As They Celebrate Her Birthday by IamDanto7(m): 6:42pm On Oct 21, 2014 |
gamesb: CHOP MONEY Nigerian Police Force (NPF) always unprofessional since 1960  gamesb: CHOP MONEY Nigerian Police Force (NPF) always unprofessional since 1960 |
Christianity Etc › Re: Any Funny Or Interesting Experience In Today's Service? Come In And Share by IamDanto7(m): 2:54pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
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Politics › Re: Nigerian Army Confirms Shekau Is Dead Boko-Haram Leader by IamDanto7(m): 6:17am On Sep 25, 2014 |
I don't believe this is Shekau. that lump has got to be a coincidence. But if that's truly him, this is victory for all of us. God bless Nigeria, Long live the Nigerian Army.!  I |
Education › Re: ABU Lecturer Caught In Female Hostel Disguised With A Veil by IamDanto7(m): 9:37pm On Sep 17, 2014 |
Exmay: Conji na Bastard..... That man na pervert |
Nairaland Ads › Re: Discussion Of Nairaland's New Targeted Ads by IamDanto7(m): 11:16pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
Seun: www.nairaland.com/1049481/how-place-targeted-ads-nairaland
Please feel free to ask me any questions about our Targeted Ads on this thread. Feel free to drop complaints & suggestions here as well! hello Mr. seun, I'm new on nairaland and I have no idea on how to post anything here. I have tried everything possible but it seem alien to me. pls I need help |
Travel › Re: Palaces Of Popular Monarchs.-(pictures) by IamDanto7(m): 7:09am On Sep 02, 2014 |
teniyi: It's the religion that made everything ok for them oo |