emperorchedda:
so what will you gain after losing your all important good night sleep?

MrIncrediible:
I turned down 3 when I was trying to woo my Gf (ex) simply because I didn't want to double date. We broke up some months later and I ended up losing 4 ladies.

babyosisi:
City center of a rural town
We need to pee pee
Looking for a gas station

175:
OP u forgot to tell us that Airforce1 will soon join them!

phlamesG:
hey bae u luk beautiful can we get 2 knw each other beta?

funmilayoB:
he don catch something

Beautymc:
Everybody want to be noticed

Guyman02:
How APC and Buhari supporters are made. Tinubu and GMB keep them under control with more and more propaganda

This is actually not funny no one is laughing

Mimienudles:
I don't like this Phyno guy. Ain't hating o. More Success to the Celebrant!

That's the ladies antics... Ur own way of subduing Ur hot crush on him.

decatalyst:
Joke time: On sunday I was sitting in the church, and it wastime for offering so the offering basket was pass around. Despite the Pastor's charge for goodoffering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out N50 from my pocket and dropped it.Just then, the person behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me a N1,000 note. I smiled, then put d N1,000 majestically in the basket and passed it on. I turned and thanked the manprofusely for being so generous.He replied, "Don't mention my dear, after all it felloff your pocket."WhaaaatIf you are in my shoe what will you do?



Happy new month.

Chanchit:
There was a day I was in the car with my dad and brother, and this driver was just forming formular1 with his Danfo.
My dad- eh! Omoale! (Eh! Bastard)
The conductor replied- ko ni dafun'ya yin lona orun.(May it not be well with ur mother on her way to heaven)
I was lmao with my brother, but the look on my dads face shows he did not find it funny. I still had my grandma then.

denedene:
cause panadol cheap

olatomiwa:
OP, take your time and look carefully, Tuface is only wearing sound Sultan ' s Agbada over his outfit.

Danhumprey:
That number.2 reminds me of my then headmaster and Primary.4 teacher.

The good old days!

Timohunk:
Mine is that number 12...I still have it till today

Demichaels:
http://www.charismanews.com/opinion/the-pulse/47818-10-signs-your-church-has-been-secularized