₦airaland Forum

Mechanics96:
3?? A set of twin is 3?

lfleak:
sit down in the comfort of your mother's room and spew thrash..

NwaAmaikpe:


A wise woman should know that men are not domesticated.
She should have begged a female friend to fill in for her or gotten a young female help.

Men are wired to thrive outside the home front. Household chores are solely the responsibility of the wife.

A man might not be able to wash his own plates at home but he will toil and labour like a pig under the sun all day just to bring something back home.

Any man who washes dishes at home is a sîssy.


I dedicate my FTC to StephDamieola, Ishilove, Italianwine, YoungDaNaval and the new female househelp Ndifreke that I just got.
She's the true reason for my absence.

rapcy:
Senate president Bukola Saraki took to his Instagram handle to welcome President Buhari. In his words;

I thank Almighty Allah for bringing President Muhammadu Buhari back whole, hale and hearty. When we met just two days ago, it was clear that Mr. President would soon be coming back home. In this regard, on behalf of all the Senators, I welcome him back to the country.

We must also commend Professor Yemi Osinbajo, our Vice President, who, as Acting President, held the forte in Mr. President’s absence.

Now that President Buhari has returned home, both branches of government, the executive and the legislature, must continue to sync our policy and legislative objectives to strengthen our economy through the diversification of our revenue streams; creating opportunities for more private sector participation in the economy; and creating access to capital for MSMEs and would-be entrepreneurs. We must also tackle the unemployment problem head-on. We can only do this, working together.

Moving forward, over the next few weeks, I am sure I speak on behalf of all the Senators when I say that we look forward to considering the Virement request by the Presidency which is before the National Assembly, and working towards the early presentation, consideration and passage of the 2018 budget.

May the Almighty Allah continue to bless our nation, and give our President, Muhammadu Buhari, the strength and wisdom to lead us successfully.
-ABS  



SOURCE
http://www.dizboy.com/2017/08/sen-president-bukola-saraki-thanks-god.html?m=1

scooby12:
Yes sir. You sabi who tofa be?

scooby12:
Oh ok.

ofuonyebi:
Little wonder, Ghana that lies at the Equator line has many 'molato'

more than South Africa!

Thank u jare Ghana DLEA....I hope 9ja DLEA go copy this to save our ladies before body spoil finish...ooo

Fabulocity:
Una wan spoil some girls' ministry

scooby12:
E be like say eyes dey pain you oga george. Where you see buhari for my post?
How many yorubas dey the list?

scooby12:
Na only northerners dem dey give post ni?

E be like say haay pee cee worwor than fee dee fee o.

buygala:
Baba will soon come back and issue a no-work-no-pay order regarding striking lecturers

Then ASUU will apart from working strike, also go on negotiation strike

Then Government will tag them Ipob members and get their leaders arrested for attempting to secede from the the Federal Ministry of Education.

Then there will be a total ban on university education in Nigeria, a state of emergency having been declared in the tertiary education sector... Some Army Generals will be then appointed as caretaker chairmen to oversee the dissolution of all university Senates.

Then everybody will blame ASUU for this misfortune, and forget to see that the government has by then, turned all University campuses into grazing reserves

RIPEnglish:
Very good, we are all knowed he will selected Christiano Ronaldo.

DeRay98:
Bloody ignorant lie.

Meritology:
Na Heaven she wan go use the certificate abi

pbethel:
What do we call ds now?