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PoliticsRe: 10 Photos Of President Buhari Teaching Us How To Have SWAG by iamJ(m): 2:59pm On Dec 17, 2019
having a 4+4 gasm


abeg op, we need more pictures, more than 100, we dont mind
CelebritiesRe: I Want To Leave Social Media At Least 5 Times A Day – Simi Reveals by iamJ(m): 2:57pm On Dec 17, 2019
you were on for longer?


we didnt know madam, we were curious, its good you told us cheesy cheesy cheesy
HealthRe: How Do I Get Rid Of This Growth On My Back? by iamJ(m): 2:50pm On Dec 17, 2019
oboy fear grip me


i shouted jesus
[img]https://media./images/487caeb765cc5c36f62c2ae7dc375e6e/tenor.gif[/img]

after reading this comment, run to a hospital, infact be going now now
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by iamJ(m): 10:21pm On Dec 16, 2019
prettyamebo:
Too much gbas gbos and I couldn't even find a story line.
cheesy cheesy cheesy whenever i use my phone, i dont bother to read it b4 posting, mistakes always happen

the film no get story line, its like an amusement park, just enjoyable, nothing to take home with
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by iamJ(m): 12:36pm On Dec 16, 2019
If Chelsea beat Bayern


Aparisports TV will go offline
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by iamJ(m): 9:47am On Dec 16, 2019
I don't like horror films


Make very uncomfortable


Tell me it isn't real but abeg it always leaves a mark in my mind


Saw franchise I could never watch it, final destination I tried watch to I had to run


Saw get out yesterday, that's my kind of horror it's there but it's passive not the one that I will watch and can't bath with my eyes closed


Plz who knows what horror flicks like get out called, I think that it's a different kind of horror and what are they called or other movies like it, Thanks
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by iamJ(m):
6 underground


I saw the stunts man


I saw the camera


Mistakes plenty


Was enjoyable, kind of movie girls will enjoy not being sexist but you know what I mean, fast and furious with plenty guns


It's worth rewatch, the plot is dead


I will give it 7/10

Plot matters but if you can enjoy a movie with little or no plot it counts
SportsRe: The NBA Begins by iamJ(m): 7:28am On Dec 15, 2019
lakers 2009 champions


lakers 2019 cham.....
PoliticsRe: I Was Born An Actor, Politician – Dino Melaye by iamJ(m): 4:19pm On Dec 14, 2019
See how the thread dry


Wailers have left dino



Hahaha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by iamJ(m): 4:14pm On Dec 14, 2019
Pulisic done relegate odoi to bench squad
FamilyRe: What's The Weirdest Thing You Have Ever Done To Collect Money From Your Parents? by iamJ(m): 4:07pm On Dec 14, 2019
SpyAC:
my prayer to ur children is the should learn the most evil to do to u that will result a full and quick heart attack on u. Learn to call evil, evil.
at least I will have money to die of heart attack


Na person when they chop they get that kind problem


Done hear of poor man when heart attack Kil?
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by iamJ(m): 3:14pm On Dec 14, 2019
The expanse Amazon dropped everything

They are taking a new direction, I'm liking what I see
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by iamJ(m): 3:11pm On Dec 14, 2019
Taste is really different


Only true starwars fans will appreciate the mandalorian

It's the best thing on TV today


There are break downs of each episode on YouTube


Fans of the prequels and sequels love it


Those 2 never agree on anything for them to both hail the show abeg forget

Disney expects you to know about starwars canon before watching the show


If you have never watched starwars movie, read it's comics or novel and you are hating on the show, your opinion no follow


Episode 6 was a banger, felt worried for baby Yoda, like how he is able to take care of himself when Mando isn't around
SportsRe: Hazard Hints At Chelsea Return: 'when I Finish Here, I Will Come Back!' by iamJ(m):
EbukaHades10:
Same thing Ronaldo said, same thing Suarez said.

Make he go sleep
I can't see any baby and not think of baby Yoda


Disney should roll out the Merc men are waiting


As for hazard, make him carry him big yansh go hug transformer, we are talking youths here now
FamilyRe: What's The Weirdest Thing You Have Ever Done To Collect Money From Your Parents? by iamJ(m): 2:44pm On Dec 14, 2019
SpyAC:
Chie, see our future leaders...., I never did any of this evil u re all re ranting here, bcs I trained myself in school, so better ask for forgiveness from ur pals, but karma isn't a bitch oooo.
abeg shut up


Ur loss if you didn’t do it


My children will do it unless they aren’t sharp enough
FamilyRe: What's The Weirdest Thing You Have Ever Done To Collect Money From Your Parents? by iamJ(m): 2:41pm On Dec 14, 2019
motab:
One time I collected school fees for first and second semester. As the thing one cast the next session I told my Dad they now only pay for a session.
A friend of mine told a lie about driving a friend's car and badly hitting someone so he was arrested and taken to the police cell. He asked this friend of his to call his mum and tell her that he needed 150k to be free if not he will be charged to court the next day.
In the process of the mum looking for the money she met an AIG of police who said he would help.
That's how he requested to speak with the guy making the calls. The AIG asked which police station it was and the dude lied to the AIG not knowing he was speaking to an AIG. The AIG quickly put a call through to the Police station he was told only for them to say there was no case like that.
Long story short, the job was about going sideways so this friend decided to call the mum himself saying the police just released him because of a call they got from a certain AIG. Buy that she should just send 35k to treat the accident victim. That's how the mum sent the money immediately.
yahoo boys they wil sha Find a way to bill
FamilyRe: What's The Weirdest Thing You Have Ever Done To Collect Money From Your Parents? by iamJ(m): 2:40pm On Dec 14, 2019
Logobenz:
Forge snake bite lol.
Till date mom still thinks I actually was bitt2n by a snake and she makes reference and thanks God for saving me after the fake snake bite lol.
I enjoy that 25k ooo I won't lie cheesy
our children go show us pepper
FamilyRe: What's The Weirdest Thing You Have Ever Done To Collect Money From Your Parents? by iamJ(m): 2:38pm On Dec 14, 2019
Elbone2:
I remember I once told my parents I don't know how I lost the money my course mates paid to me for a material.That I was the course Rep.
My mum asked me how much and I told them 100k.My dad said and they said u should pay? I said yes.
It was when I told them that people are now calling me thief in school.My mum shouted, "what nonsense,for how much na?"Go and give them back their money first thing tomorrow and be more careful next time.Na so ohh.
Me wey dey find money to take throw Bash for school!!Lolz.
this one sweet die


I can relate Wella
HealthRe: Why Are Weeds And Other Hard Drugs Illegal While Cigarette Remains Legal? by iamJ(m): 2:32pm On Dec 14, 2019
Concentrate and effect oga


Weed can cause accidents

Weed can make people irrational


But the death both cause are almost equal

Cigar is the easier pill to swallow for most countries
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by iamJ(m): 2:27pm On Dec 14, 2019
Greatihex:
I really wish lampard well. Honestly.
But, i think one of the reasons we are beating the small teams is because they now feel like we are at their level. That is, they no longer see us as a big team, so they come out to play with us. Then lampard's tactics and our superior midfield will help us beat them.

The real test of the strength of this team will be when we start looking like real title challengers, that is when this teams will start playing 19th century football against us.
smh


Laugh wan kill me
CelebritiesRe: Singer Jaywon Loses Dad (photo) by iamJ(m): 1:58pm On Dec 14, 2019
Dead career


Dead family member


Hmmm


If jaywon drop any hit soon his family should read between the lines
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actor, Johnpaul Nwadike Becomes A US Citizen (photos) by iamJ(m): 1:55pm On Dec 14, 2019
Celebrating like say America na heaven


There are 40m people living in poverty in America, google is your friend


I wouldn’t mind getting citizenship but I wouldn’t celebrate it like this ode
CrimeRe: Imo State Police Confirms The Arrest Of Singer Duncan Mighty Over An 11M Fraud by iamJ(m): 1:53pm On Dec 14, 2019
Them wan use yam pounder pound the little destiny when this Mugu get enter ground


Back then some guys would swear that Duncan get billions


Life sha, always humbling idiots
CrimeRe: Ritualist Murders Ex-girlfriend, Sells Her Body Parts For N90,000 by iamJ(m): 1:51pm On Dec 14, 2019
When I saw 90k I knew that the girl wasn’t fine


Even the gods get taste
TV/MoviesRe: Top 20 Superheroes With No Super Powers by iamJ(m): 10:38am On Dec 12, 2019
bmdmixer:
Superhuman strength
Superhuman reflexes
Superhuman speed
Superhuman stamina
Limited-rapid healing rate
Powerful cybernetic arm
Superior athleticism

if those are not superpower plz what are they? he is practically a reduced version of Captain America with a robot hand.
Asin

Laugh wan kill me


Meanwhile he failed to mention the main the main powerless ode


Batman
PoliticsRe: DSS Invites Danlami Nmodu, Newsdiary Online Publisher Over Investigative Story by iamJ(m): 10:35am On Dec 12, 2019
Freedom of speech get limitations


Ode haters wouldn't understand


You can insult Trump but if you call for his death


Oga u have committed a crime

Too many illiterates in Nigeria, nothing fit shock me, look at them celebrating punch hahaha


If you want to know what's paining punch, Google punch vs efcc, it's a simple matter, make una dey educate unaselves


See how newspaper use una cruise
TravelRe: Christmas: Police Warn Nigerians, List Safety Tips For Travellers by iamJ(m): 10:28am On Dec 12, 2019
Poor people news


Road users Dem Dem


I shouldn't have opened this thread


I feel dirty


While they crawl and move at snail's pace on the roads


We are flying over them at 350MPH
CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy’s Album, ‘african Giant’ Makes Billboard 50 Best Album Of 2019 by iamJ(m): 10:26am On Dec 12, 2019
Power of an album over hit singles


That's why davido is still small where wizkid is


Wizkid Superstar album was a hit, they didn't market him well


Burna album is a bomb, davido where is your album?
CelebritiesRe: Asher Demuren's 1st Birthday: Toolz And Husband, Tunde Celebrate Their Son by iamJ(m): 10:21am On Dec 12, 2019
I don't care


Hide then show


I wasn't waiting to see him


Nobody is typing cute


E get why
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Lashes Out At Troll Who Says He Has Been Making 'shitty' Music by iamJ(m): 10:19am On Dec 12, 2019
The guy no lie



Once I see or hear Peter voice, na to skip or change channel win am
PoliticsRe: Sowore Accuses DSS Of Trying To Assassinate Him by iamJ(m): 4:34pm On Dec 06, 2019
payperpost:
Omoyele Sowore Mandela
wetin concern Mandela for here


Na wa


Gum body people dem Dem
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by iamJ(m): 4:27pm On Dec 06, 2019
BlueAngel444:
Black Friday shocked

A joint statement released at the same time by Roma and AC Milan said: "We have decided to ban Corriere dello Sport from our training facilities for the rest of the year and our players will not carry out any media activities with the newspaper during this period.


Rest of the year shocked then I remember we are in December cheesy
who told you that we are in December?

Do you know December?

Maybe everyone is lying and it's January now


Every year 20 secs are added to world time


Thanks to Gps and mobile networks, you wouldn't notice the change, ur innocent wrist watch will be looking slow not knowing that someone just added 20 secs to your time


Maybe the clubs know the truth and that's why they said it

Who knows? Maybe Black Friday is a scam and used to force people to spend more

It's good because it's a month to the holidays and people will need to get things


How did you know that the blender is 50% off


because they wrote it?


Don't assume anything, we know nothing



Incase you are wondering, after taking a shitload of weed cake, I binged watched Rick and Morty


Hahahahah

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