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Oyind17: BANGERLEE1:warris haffunin hia? bangerlee na chairman for derailers club na. u no see say him dey even derail him own thread. |
you do the Friends with benefits thing. if it doesn't work out... FINE. Best friend my foot... |
I'll be sure to come back and read when I get married in 40yrs time. |
I wouldn't pay a dime for a hooker. but I'll certainly obtain that moola for pumping an old hag. why would I be here wasting my time giving Munirat multiple orgàsms free of charge when I could be paid for giving a CEO just one. #MaleHoe&Proud |
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anonimi bruh anytime.
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![]() what guys never seem to realise is that you should never get urself stuck in the friendzone no matter what. it's much better to be the douche bag who she starts avoiding than to lock urself up in that no-go area. hoping that one day,after all those players have broken her heart and you provided a shoulder to cry on at every instance..... she will finally see you for the wonderful, sensitive guy that you are and acknowledge ur affections and hopefully reciprocate them... well guess what.. itz never gonna happen, coz trust me...if u are already in her friendzone, there is no escaping. Your residence is permanent. but in the mean time
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Kingsley1000:the guy wan come form James Bond for us 20 girls and you no like even one? some people don turn us to factory sealed ídiots. but what do we know.... the guy might be some young billionaire with lady-killing looks. so make I just keep quiet. |
i dont gerrit so we're supposed to care about wendy Williams' opinion or what? but knowing the zombie nature of some women,they'll probably be nodding along now. |
haryodejy:
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kinibigdeal:but the only ish be say she don turn down my numerous attempts at having a 3somē. |
kinibigdeal:absolutely our loff no get limit na so we go dey embarrass each other every day. |
kinibigdeal:dazryt we're engaged,didn't you hear? |
STFUareyouGod:then if the "lion" no wan E-friendzone himself make him just port go hunt for new prey. no time to waste for diz kyn irrelevancies again badt guy,u never go church? |
warrisdiz nónsense so now simple sleep paralysis don turn demonic something? then what of that feeling you get like you're falling rapidly from a high rise building? demonic too right? mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww move over!!! oh ye mumus of the highest order. and quote me only when u get small sense |
cc: mrsphyno Bt for the record,I'll still love you the same |
Kingsley1000:[i] [b] Then can't you keep a fun,casual conversation going without having to mention you guys "moving ur relationship to the next level" ? She no go date you,fine. she no dey try siphon money and recharge card from you, excellent. Just keep things interesting #DazAll
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just like how you have 20 imaginary girls at ur Beck and call na so she get 40 guys drowning in her friendzone. |
14yrs? #AdonBilivit but if that guy try one wrong move..... snipers go plaster ceiling with him brain. |
so falling in love is the same thing as getting high and getting high is the same thing as falling in love. O.K
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Kingsley1000:yes leave her alone if you are as smart as you say you are then you should know when to take a hint and vacate urself from on top her matter. |
Beesluv:
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na by force? leave the girl alone forget that noñsense about her papa.... if she wanted to date you,even her ancestors no go fit stop her... Itz either you too worwor for her or u no get brain. |
Tragic face 0.5/10 |
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even Ruth gave Boaz a blowjób and cowgirl style.......remember say she be Moabite. you think dem gay brodaz fuckin themselves in Sodom dey do am missionary style ni? |
so they negotiated a price for ur vagína and you are proud? #SMH
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