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bae is on her period?

mah guy just disappear for 10days

because you go turn to her emotional (& physical) punching bag....

theLegion:
No jor... You want make she carry belle?

how she go take carry belle when she dey mensturate?

of coz it can happen since sperm cells na badt guys and dem fit just dey chill for inside the place for some time until another egg come..... but the chances are significantly less

besides no be say the guy go just go inside with no helmet na......... him díck go look like murder weapon when him komot am.

misspicy:
Sorry am not married,what else can i do

As far as "natural remedies" go

that's all I can think of .

but I hear say healthy intake of warm water,soak urself inside a bathtub + magnesium supplements work like a charm.

theLegion:
Calm down jor... E no dey work.

says who?
abi u get vagína ni?

sex
lots of sex
#NoBeJoke

misspicy:
Lol... 1)am not as old as the age range required
2) op did not state if he is rich,i dnt do earns decent living dudes biko
3)am not from the tribe listed
4)am not ready to settle down in dat time frame
Etc,its not for me

NL's resident gold-miner.....
and i come dey think say u be Yoruba....
so u still be fresh shawty?
me wey dey classify you as one of our "aunties" for hia.....

well I guess I'll just find my popcorn and witness the ongoing pay-per-view

where misspicy dey?
oya food don come.

what are we here to see?

#4500 for perfume
who get time for that ish
when we get aboki perfume for 50bucks

this thread makes absolutely no sense to me
wia D foto na?

and do you think we care ?
mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww
next please!!

and if na deeper life girl

1st date- no date
bcoz my mother will beat me

2nd date- no date again
my pastor will swear for me

3rd date- 1st date

4th date- toast

5th date- toast again

6th date- toast again

7th date- toast again

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12th date- agree

13th date- try hug get slap

14th date- try hug again but get push

15th date- try hug again but she just backs away

16th date- try hug,succeed.

17th date- try kiss,get hot water

18th date- try kiss,get scream for help

19th date- try kiss,succeed

20th date- try long kiss,succeed

21st date- try sex,get baseball bat

22nd date- try sex,get louder scream

23rd date- error error error error

mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

o.k
WadElse

foto?

probably the spirit of ******

DAVIYJONESS:
this is no bashing thread its a thread to praise what they sacrifice for us.

so let me get this straight

make we praise girls for

1. bleaching their skin.

2. wearing asspad when she got absolutely no meat behind there.

3. breastpad to cover up her low self-esteem

4. wearing dresses that make her look like a slút in public....What if I told you,a girl could look just as stunning and jaw-dropping without exposing her inner thighs and walking on heels that look like toothpick.

well nobody dey sacrifice anything for me,if you do any of that noñsense... I know you're just doing it because you're nothing but a superficial wénch who has no dignity.

diz ugly thing?
and na her dey win pageant?
wic way na naija?
to imagine dey kyn number dícks wey she don ride go hard no be small........

wake me up when you post the picture