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u know there are two sets of lips on every girl.





the VISIBLE lips


and the (mostly)INVISBLE LIPS.




.SO kind sir, if u can pls be a little more descriptive



so it depends on wic of the lips u are making out with.

shugacaneman:
i cam here cos i hread my name......shugacaneman

Den u obviously know how to give ze bulala

kossydiba:
sure. Bt 2 add som stunts 2 it would be amazin

Stunts?











u dey craze?










a mental image of ur bulala snapping in two like twig is enough to make any guy go flaccid in seconds.












try new things,but nO STUNTS




#SayNoToBrokenDìcks.

NEPA just gave us light yestrday oh (30mins),





so i don't understand where u gzys are seeing green light.





....

i'll be rocking my standing lantern with pride

coconut




tiger nuts( aka AYA)

sugarcane



........i dey come....

lagmostkuit:
Dulling corper..

I sure say u school for north!

i'm dis-affointed miss.

she obviously thinks it's lame to profess ur admiration and attratction to her via a chat app wen u guys meet regularly (always?) in person.






So here's wat u gon' do bro......





listen carefully coz it might be a lil' complicated...























WEN SHE GETS BACK BA?






AND U GUYS GET TALKING AGAIN BA?








REMIX WAT U SAID TO HER,BT THIS TIME; FACE TO FACE.






O.K?







*SLAPS HIS HEAD*

chimerase2:
Self service and masturrbate r nt synonymus

tell dat to the NL word censor

i refuse to comprehend

i'll find rope and drag the 2 of zem ashore.




den proceed to bleep d one dat luvs moi

den pine away for the one i luv.

i refuse to let my brain decipher what was written up there

pTomz:
no diffrnce quite alright, bt wad was ur thought wen u saw it den?

self-service




.

pTomz:
no diffrnce quite alright, bt wad was ur thought wen u saw it den?

self-service




.

more

pTomz:
self-serve
n ur dirty mind is echoing" self-service"

technically, what's the difference?

boman2014:
hehehehehe "self-serve"

bros na wic language u dey speak as u dey "self-serve"??



do you go



waiyo allah!!!!!!




OR

chisoooooooooos...!!!!!






OR







Chineeeeeeeeeeeeeekeeeeee!!!!!!!

ur head dey there bro





but "U not too into galz"?




gay much??

mtn tryin to fück me up

I don't know if i am the only one who finds this MTN messasge hilarious (and kinda inappropriate)

Anyways.....
does anyone else spot the double-ended phrase?

so now






u mean say make i no watch saturday's F.A cup final because i no go meet dem ramsey, benteke et al.?

........abeg who on gen for their house?

HowGuysBeLikeWenTheyEscapeFromYabaLeft.

Jollyjoy:
chess! What a human.

OH i'm sori,


didnt know u don't swallow.


feel free to spit it out if u want.

Jollyjoy:
i wonder when u go get sense self... Shu.

WATCHA SAY BISH?



cüm HERE!!!!





*graBS her by the back of her neck and cüms in her mouth*

*in olamide's voice*




All the money in d world



can make u rich





but it can never make u d leader




u fit get craze





but u no get winsh







d future is here




and na him b d leader............

OOOOHHHHHHh god!!!!!! i'm cümming....






AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhh.