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I don laff so tayeee.. I Da cry.

Somebody should do Nairalanders own na

In order of importance .. Simple server Netloop Vpn Opera Mini Uc Browser Phone App Psiphon Syphon Shield WhatsApp Bbm Instagram Twitter Facebook

Maybe the husband da work for construction company na..

What is dating

For years, people were wondering when can they stop wearing condoms while having s*x with their partners, well it looks like the time is right around the corner. It seems the long awaited cure for human immunodeficiency virus (HIV) – a lentivirus that causes HIV infection and over time acquired immunodeficiency syndrome, AIDS, has been invented by scientists. Below is how popular U.S gossip website, MediaTakeOut reported the story; For years, people were wondering WHEN CAN THEY REMOVE THEIR CONDOMS . . . well it looks like it’s right around the corner. Scientists have for the FIRST TIME EVER – proved that they can CURE HIV. Yesterday scientists CONFIRMED that they were able to edit out HIV-1 DNA from the genome of human immune cells, preventing virus replication and reinfection of the cleared cells. In layman’s language, they used GENE THERAPY to cure HIV in HUMAN cells. Dr. Kamel Khalili, director of the Comprehensive NeuroAIDS Center at Temple University claims that they are ready to put his new gene therapy into a new drug that will cure HIV in patients even after they stop taking the drugs. “The findings are important on multiple levels. They demonstrate the effectiveness of our gene editing system in eliminating HIV from the DNA of CD4 T-cells and, by introducing mutations into the viral genome, permanently inactivating its replication. Further, they show that the system can protect cells from reinfection and that the technology is safe for the cells, with no toxic effects,” Khalili said in a press release.

See that boy on blue looking like "Damn girl u Gat more curves than a rape track"

Make somebody please Call heaven

1 - The Pen Borrowers: They re always in the bank, common pen they won't have. These pple are very dangerous, once u borrow them d pen, u may find it difficult 2 identify dem, At a bank in Nigeria, once someone tells u "may I have ur pen?" Believe me bros, that's d last time u will see that pen (except if u're lucky). 2 - The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately dey enter d bank, even b4 taking d slip (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and u hear dem saying, I'm at your back. If care is nt taken, abt 8 pple can tell u "I dey ur back" then at d end of d day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin back,I don tell am I was here b4 u blah blah) 3 - The No protocol team: This kind of pple don't obey d 1st come, 1st served slogan! They're mouthed in d bank! Immediately they come in, they just walk up 2 d cashier or manager, he asks them 2sit down & within 5 mins they've completed there transactions while u still dey there looking like mumu 4queue. (Daris God oooo) 4 - The Bank Door Rejectees: These pple will always av a problem with d bank door, then u see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet d machine keeps shouting "pls go back" My bros next time come 2 bank naked! Biko, he go allow u in... # LOLZ! 5 - The slip wasters: These kind of pple can waste slip 4Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions, u c dem canceling, tearing, squeezing & taking another one. To write common 3780 Naira in words na gobe! Even d so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario....... CHAI!!! 6 - The people from Another Planet: These pple usually behave like them no dey dis world since 2 yrs! They will always b asking 4 today's date, even after telling them d correct date,they will ask someone else again. I tire 4 dis people oooooo."

Tallesty1:
Jailed for what?

For breakin up of Psquare na.. U Nor da Nigeria since

Dubia.. Only real Niqqaz will understand me

Nor be 63 & 36

And he caused the split.. Mehn. This Niqqa should be jailed

. Mi . Vector . Ice Prince

Davido who dont Replies fans before. Replied a Fan
After he posted a Photo of Some dollars and his watch.. The Fan was begging for money Tho

Anyone recognize the popular actor?
Nor ask me.. I nah know am o

Some people go just da say u Look good.. When they know for their mind say them go da miss free to air viewing of boobs

Please my People. Wetin be the meaning of sexually active

Dunno

Slap

It is too late. They have to live with the bad Blood now

What Thaa

Chai.. Theris God o.. See as I miss this FTC. Well, don't stop..

For real

I pray for that mumu man today.. Recive Sense

Welcome to the rich class Baby

ElGrande:
In lagos!! Everybody is moving TOO FAST!!!!!


Lalasticlala

You think Lalasticlala is someone? Really?
How many of you know that Lalasticlala is only
an online app designed for tapping trending
pictures from twitter handles with certain
celebrity and political tags?
It is also an app that scans NL for front page
requests. Recently upgraded to include traffic
tweets from @gidi_traffic.
Come to think of it, or do you think any human
being would actually sit in front of his laptop
24/7 with 360degrees twitter surveillance and
NL post surveillance in a country of little or no
power supply plus very high cost of fuel? Yet
not even have his own opinions shared online? I
mean, we read seuns posts in dog or advert
sections, we read ishiloves post in romance
section...(I guess)....but this lala of a stick...all
you see is that if he is viewing a thread, two
things are about to happen, it's either that
thread goes down or it makes front page...or
better still, someone somewhere in Nigeria gets
a ban...hehehehe
Or you see programmed comments like "pls
include a source in your write up" signalling that
the app is about to take you to FP. Lol
Oh give me a break you dogmatist. Let's be
realistic for once okay?
Is there really anyone behind that moniker cos I
think it's just an app.

Oh Lord Bami Dar Riji Won

Provide A boo na

Eweeeeh

He will lick it off.. That's all