smartkid44:
Omo the first section of the exam no be play, we pray for success

At a point I come dey shout God Abeg

Let’s Say a prayer before we start
🙏

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??


The breast milk of a First Lady has the same nutritional composition as that of a poor villager.

Nature has made this so, so that all babies can be given a good start to a healthy life with only breast milk for the first 6 months of life.

Don't deprive your child of this.

Ki lanso
Ki lonso bayii ���

Am 85% sure say na market him Dey sniff

Lifetime1:

Pls kill em asap
At least we go know say the Number of kidnapper don reduce by 3

Isrealg:
stop mentioning me with trash talks

Good Christian my asss

Pele oo perfect christian
A good Christian are
Suppose to bully other people in their of their own aspect of religion
With the way you talk
I can guess your age and the kind of stupid church you attend
I can also tell youre Also the type that believe Muslim can not enter heaven
And the type that defend god in every conversation
The broke one that live a lowly life that is so contented with it and believe heaven is his home
I know you will want to quote me back try to defend yourself but deep inside you
You know am right you broke
Well what I will just tell you is that you will grow to learn

fourboys:
be careful of what u type

Or what
Or god will send thunder to strike him

Isrealg:
so what is your business on this thread?

To make mockering of what?

Why are you so called hyper religious slowpoke so stupid like this

He quoted your own believe for you to pray to God. So he could send helper
You said his making mockery of you
And why is on this thread
Eya weere gan ooo
Na your papa thread
Mind you am good Christian

ademasta:
Chai!

Why? Two Majeks have died in the space of one month.

1st: Majek Fashek

2nd: Ogun Majek

May their souls REST IN PEACE.
May the land be soft for the dead.

Someone told me your name is ademajek

Maybe it’s because I just don’t wanna go
How about that.

UnaToto:
Yes, Corona virus has affected the way we greet our loved ones.

On a serious note,i wonder what a lady at that age is still looking for in her parents' house.

And i also wonder the kind of work she does.

Evening newspaper...

-- UnaToto, 2020

How can someone be this dump
Guy ur brain needs sanitizer

Shibaraba:
Causes of premature akamu pouring
Smells.....Mouth or body . Once e smell prick go just wan serve akamu comot there sharp sharp.

Punna denial. Hide it from bro's for a long time once he logs in na to serve akamu. No time

Anxiety. ...once you tell man say he dey quick serve akamu, he go dey him mind. That one go make am dey serve am faster than ever.

Solution. Immediately he serve akamu hold the Preeq no leave am. If he tire climb him pole make you ride am like okada Wey dey go ojodu. Once he start as he dey wipe you dey give am better ringtone like say he wan kill you. There, aaaasssshhhhh, ooooshhhhhh. You fit shout Jesus no worry he go forgive you. Your fiancee confidence go boost. He go dey last. No go dey let am take drug or agbo ooo. Those ones just dey kill.

My round one depends on the obow
Wife... 2 minutes.... Because I want sleep.
Side chick.... 5 minutes. . ..She gets collect well make she no play away match
Olosho. .. 10 minutes or more...... My money must not waste.

2nd round na universal for all categories. Tdb. Till day break. All my muscles go Don stand like mad. Na Olosho I pity pass. Dip hand if possible dip leg put.

How do you feel after saying this nonsense
I read your comment form head to toe
Nothing reasonable to digest

Dear pls talk this out with him
Den go see a doctor

Newsblenda:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKTmuEoJ-MY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC_dFqyxRso

Omo yeyebrity no go see this one oo
But if na tacha dem fit blow them last card

And dis one wanted to help all you could do is video this part of dem begging on the street and post it online
Epele ooo
God go repay you d way you deserve

praiseneo:
Arizona on point lol

I will go for Colorado

emeijeh:
Why is it that in Nigeria, if any one dies, he or she becomes a hero, heroine, icon, great, etc.?

Why?

Bros abeg you fit die make I dey hail you everyday

Esteem001:
Who else is noticing this new scratching thing, almost all the guys calling and complaining of same thing, my pen*s dey scratch me !!! Abi Na only me and my guys both far and near dey experience this thing.... Any home remedy Local man has no money to see the doctor

Local man
Be like say na only you dey face your problem
Go see an herbalist

All face seen expect the trouble herself

adioolayi:
18. Barbing Saloon is WRONG Really....

Yeah brother
Salon Is refers to a place where you fix your hair or cut it
So saying a barbing salon is like saying
ATM MACHINE
repetition

Salon Or barbershop

adioolayi:
18. Barbing Saloon is WRONG Really....

Yeah brother
Salon Is refers to a place where you fix your hair or cut it
So saying a barbing salon is like saying
ATM MACHINE
repetition

Salon
Or barbershop [color=#000099][/color]

earthsync:


Please how is the bolded uesful. What am I supposed to do with this

Simple thing nah
Read the news and go fu*k urself

God save person

Guy how come
You never learn
Even old mama no fit fall for this trick again
Stop already

Damfostopper:
Bbnaina indeed

I be one talk as if i no see am
NAINA ���

Onyi22:
Mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy mercy

Omo seems Buhari is right ooo

chinchonglee:
I neva near my village for over 15yrs and nt planning goin dere anytime soon.

Cant wait for my father to hand over all his landed property in the village to me. Lemme sell all of dem

Bad boy seems your father is not not firing anytime soon
So you gat to wait ���

[quote author=AllTheWayUp post=71451237]Very nice gesture
Daddy freeze Will not comment on this
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Why should he. I believe the essence of Christianity is love and support
Wait, some apc member will soon blame the pastor cos he help the poor woman... Just wait
Idiotic beans

Nigeria
There is something animalistic in our blood
I can't just comprehend it
That oyinbo man says
#black people.. Black brains #