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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamnlia(m): 11:00am On Oct 24, 2017
Elnino4ladies:



You ain't winning shiit bro. grin grin

My nigga iamnlia is winning this with his dope bars grin grin
Lol
It seems you want to troll your forefathers abi, I don't get the fuss.....I hate rap and more of an edm guy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamnlia(m): 9:35pm On Oct 23, 2017
Elnino4ladies:



Your wackness is legendary. WTF?
My first time ever in life. I don't even listen to rap ever.

So buzz off.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamnlia(m): 8:57pm On Oct 23, 2017
Nihilist:


Omo can we hold a contest for this prize?

I nominate a judging board comprised of Raumdeuter, Afrodoc2 and Airmark.

The competition is simple:

Write a 4 line rap explaining why Bakayoko is better than Matic or Vice Versa

The entry judged to be the wittiest wins the 1k credit.

Entry open to Chelsea supporting accounts with at least 200 post history.

Completion closes 9pm Nigerian time.
Tiemoue and Matic na 2 bags of beans,

The issue is if you like the beans brown or white,

The two beans toh slow no sabi influence game,

But finally Ogbeni beans na beans.

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Religion / Re: The Middle Path by iamnlia(m): 9:14am On Oct 22, 2017
lekkie073:
send me ur email. I will send d sefer yetzirah to u. Dats my personal help to in d journey to ur enlightenment
Hpotter0911@gmail.com
Thanks
Religion / Re: The Middle Path by iamnlia(m): 8:39pm On Oct 21, 2017
Sarassin:

No, I am not, sorry. Are you into Hinduism?
No, I was just searching for texts on numerology and astrology before I came across the ebook.
I can't seem to find sefer yetzirah online, maybe I'm trying too hard.
Religion / Re: The Middle Path by iamnlia(m): 8:24pm On Oct 21, 2017
Mr. Sarassin, are you familiar with Jataka Tattva?
I saw the e book and I'm curious.
Religion / Re: The Middle Path by iamnlia(m): 5:35pm On Oct 21, 2017
Sarassin:

You can petition Archangel Raphael for the recovery of stolen items. Use the format provided in the previous pages.
Thank you
Religion / Re: The Middle Path by iamnlia(m): 3:53pm On Oct 21, 2017
Mr.Sarassin, how do I petition an angel over something that was stolen from me? Say my phone.
Religion / Re: The Middle Path by iamnlia(m): 3:46pm On Oct 21, 2017
Chubhie:

With a dose of "Many Lives Many Masters" By Brian Weiss.
Thanks man, I was reading this book last month on my phone before it got stolen and I forgot the title.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamnlia(m): 8:26pm On Oct 20, 2017
diggz:


shocked shocked cool
I just realised I left him on my bench and played Ritchie goddamit...
Car Talk / Re: Watch How 35 Firefighters Struggled To Tackle A Large Fire From A Burning Tesla by iamnlia(m): 9:55am On Oct 20, 2017
Billyonaire:
Elon needs to build a bullet-proof air-tight compartment for the battery, and the battery bank should be at the trunk of the cars so in case of explosion, wind direction can push fumes backwards for occupants of the car to have a chance to escape without the toxic gas engulfment and conflagration. There is no winding back the time. We must make electric cars work, so we can disband the Oil Gods and their Seven Sisters and free this planet from their strongholds and wars.

I just read about the Seven sisters and I see Rockefeller written all over.
Nairaland / General / Re: Past Trends On Nairaland by iamnlia(m): 2:58pm On Oct 19, 2017
Billyonaire:


BlaqCoffee109,

Thanks to you, I was able to dive into the Unified Field, the Quantum Field and I was startled to realize that HUmans and the Earth and all the contents and peripherals of Earth on 3D are holograms, I didnt have to know this, cos I knew already, but I experienced it. But surprising was the knowledge of the fact that we are actually an artificial Creation to the Creators of Nature and the Creator. This kind of robot that we are, at the best of Engineering Science and a Piece of Technology that the Creator has at its best on the 3D plane of existence. The Creator is of Cosmic level of Consciousness, while we operate at the level of Human Consciousness.

So, I was access to access the Cosmic level of consciousness and I was started to know that at the back of our skull is a cosmic connectivity, where Soul directly is hooked to the Cosmic Computer, note, not Quantum Computer, Cosmic Computer. The greatest level of Intelligence of the Creator can be access via that Computer and the Creator has System Administrators who operate on every level, but that is where my Soul has taken me. I saw the System Admin, not his face but trust me, when you see that guy, you will want to be him. If this System Administrator is Almighty God, I can not tell, but I believe truthfully in my heart, that he is the OverSoul. The Aspect of me, that controls the Cosmic Computer where my Soul is administered, operated, controlled, set in motion, tested, rewarded, chastised, exposed to challenges and I want to gain access to that computer was the thought that first came into my mind. As a selfish human being, how stupid was I to think of taking access of the COntrol Panel of my own Cosmic Operating System to create my wealth and ideas of Material possession, but I do not think it is wrong to think of doing that, I think it will be wrong to think it is wrong. Because as long as a man uses material possession to bless all mankind without a need for humanly reward, then God is good with it and Creator will be excited that we are doing his work. If that is actually the Will and Purpose of Earth.

But then, I decided the best thing for me to do, given that I may not have knowledge to Operate the Cosmic Computer will be to ask the System Administrator of my Cosmic COmputer to open a Contact with me, and teach me Cosmic Computing so when I am trusted enough I can become a System Admin, and that will be the best time for me to meet with Creator.

BlaqCoffee109, thanks for meeting me, now I know that not only am I a god, I am becoming a God soon enough and I hope to understand all that is possible with the physical earthbody, and meet Creator even while I am physically alive on Earth. I know nothing is impossible.

Now, that I have a glimpse of my journey, I will only be able to share what I am permitted to, as the law of Silence must stay in place so as not to stifle the growth of other souls when their time is not right, but I can only give you all reading this a clue. Reading....Keep reading everything and study all subjects in the world and in the universe. Karma is Ignorance. I wont say more, at least, I know how to erase my karma. The less the karma, the more the happiness.

Thanks once again, you challenged me and I accepted but I went on the search because I did not believe you, now I know. There is a Creator, I do not call him God, the Gods are under the Creator.

Mr. Billionaire, how do the annunAki fit into your description of the human origin?.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamnlia(m): 9:08pm On Oct 18, 2017
Džeko with a Van Persie goal shocked
Religion / Re: Donald Trump; "We Worship God......." Epic Reply From Atheists (screenshots) by iamnlia(m): 7:05pm On Oct 16, 2017
purem:
More screenshots.....
See that man replying it's your "cup of tea" like a typical Nigerian parent.
Phones / Re: Best Keyboard For Android by iamnlia(m): 11:16pm On Oct 15, 2017
Swype keyboard, I prefer swiping these days.

For typing, none Comes close to Flesky.. The fastest and great predictive keyboard

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2017/2018 by iamnlia(m): 5:55pm On Oct 15, 2017
Time to sell Kane
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamnlia(m): 6:56pm On Oct 14, 2017
De Bruyne is the best midfielder in the world, better than Modrić and Kroos.

Damn!

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Religion / Re: The Middle Path by iamnlia(m): 1:31pm On Oct 12, 2017
Mr Sarassin, can you recommend texts for a beginner like me?
Thanks

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Religion / Re: The Middle Path by iamnlia(m): 1:16pm On Oct 12, 2017
numericalsage:
u tend to be aggressive in most things u do. While u might have had difficult times growing up, in the end success comes by your grit, strong will and destination. In character, u r prone to be hasty in temper, impulsive and independent. U also have that knack to be ur own boss. U r also prone to edperienceany quarels and strife with ur relations and it may transfer into the family u marry. U r seen to strongle resent criticism because u have a good opinion of yourself. While u like to be in control within an organization, u may tend to stand aside and watch things go to pieces if u r not given the chance to be in control.

Please take care as u prone to accidents from fire and explosion.

Should I proceed?
Please do.
Religion / Re: The Middle Path by iamnlia(m): 4:52pm On Oct 11, 2017
numericalsage:
to start with, for the most simple form of reading i will give u, i need to know the day u were born. not month and year, just the numerical day, e.g 1st 2nd or 20th
I need a reading too, please.
Mine would be 9th
Religion / Re: The Middle Path by iamnlia(m): 4:49pm On Oct 11, 2017
lekkie073:
it's nothing spectacular.
it is called tanmantric light.
it means u r actually concentrating on the meditation.
however if u duel on d light u see, u might not progress. u can progress when u use ur breathe to follow up. I have a pranayama breathing technique that can help u.
Please do tell
Romance / Re: “I Caught My Boyfriend Having Sex With My Mother In Our House” - Lady Cries Out by iamnlia(m): 3:33pm On Oct 11, 2017
All of them sef are mad. 33 year old mother of a 16 year old girl that has an 18 year old boyfriend smashing mother and child.
What are the odds?
Romance / Re: “I Caught My Boyfriend Having Sex With My Mother In Our House” - Lady Cries Out by iamnlia(m): 3:28pm On Oct 11, 2017
undecided
Religion / Re: The Middle Path by iamnlia(m): 3:12pm On Oct 11, 2017
Ranchhoddas:
I also experience this when I try to do what I think is meditation.
I am usually scared out of my wits when it happens. How do you do your meditation?
I started off with binaural beats but now I just lay down and cover my eyes with a cloth before I start.
I'm still not as good as I'd like though, my mind doesn't shut up.
Religion / Re: The Middle Path by iamnlia(m): 2:31pm On Oct 11, 2017
Mr. Sarassin, sorry for derailing o but I've been doing some chakra meditating and each time I try it, I start seeing flashes of light like someone opened a window or put on the lights. I'm curious to know what this means, sorry if the question sounds stupid.
Religion / Re: Founder Of Church Of Satan Gets Born Again by iamnlia(m): 10:31am On Oct 11, 2017
Anton founded the church of Satan, not this guy.
Research your stuff.
Literature / Re: Sleep Paralysis (A Really Short Horror Story) by iamnlia(m): 9:13am On Oct 10, 2017
Andrew3:


Thanks. Hope to see your's soon.
Exactly a month's time.
Literature / Re: Sleep Paralysis (A Really Short Horror Story) by iamnlia(m): 7:59am On Oct 10, 2017
Andrew3:


Adopted by Satan and witches to manipulate sleepers, Sleep no more and work.

No it's not, btw Happy Birthday.
Literature / Re: Sleep Paralysis (A Really Short Horror Story) by iamnlia(m): 7:56am On Oct 10, 2017
Superb piece.
I've had sleep paralysis everywhere, in my hostel, in my family house, in the class, lying on the ground. I saw the Grimm reaper.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamnlia(m): 10:58pm On Oct 09, 2017
Izuogu1:
lol..my N9500 don vanish
grin grin
Take heart bro, I remember the day I foolishly placed bet with 50k and that was when man u started their ognono madness last season.

I just dey shiver because na my money for textbook and ibra chop pk, I was on suicide watch that whole week.

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Religion / Re: Could This Be A Spiritual Attack Or A Medical Condition? by iamnlia(m): 10:21pm On Oct 09, 2017
2 things are viable.
Either it's psychological or someone from the dark side is causing wahala. He should go to one baba and counter that jazz sharply, no time to be living in fear.
Religion / Re: I Just Gave My Tithe To A Beggar. Was I Wrong? by iamnlia(m): 10:13am On Oct 08, 2017
tuclap:


Mind you there is a big gap between gift and tithes. If you dont study bible, leave it for those that do instead of confusing others
not confusing, just being rational and human.
Peace

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