₦airaland Forum

Jewessgratitudd:
Niggar you say? hahahahahahaaaa.
Ain't no niggar doing shii for me.
Jehovah jireh gat my back.

Thanks.

you Try Small, next Time Dont Lift Your Hand So High To Take The Shot and Do It With Sexy Eyes

Traditional Marriage Is The Main Marriage, every Other Is Just Show Off

ogmask:
Tbh, you are the only dumb person in Nigeria. Your post is far removed from reality which makes u dumb theorist.

You Know Nothing... You Are The Type That Buys Every Thing You Hear no Matter How Contradicting

Utiii:
Is hasn't dawned on you yet ,our leaders will still loot this funds no matter the severity of this pandemic but take note like the health minister of burundi said the reason there were no cases in burudi is because there were no testing equipments.
As for Nigeria what if the reason the number is few is because only few people have been tested?
Not minding some cases in some states are fishy but corona is here.

I was at the airport on friday a flight from lagos people were coughing carelessly I had to go home I later called my friend I was to pick and tell him I am so sorry to disappoint, my health first .

coronavirus Is Real But What Your Government Is Giving You is Not What There Is... They Are Giving Those Figures To Create Fear so Funds Can Flow.

ogmask:
I hear prince Charles survived it at his age.

obviously He Never Had It... The News Said He Suffered Mild Symptoms and Then isolated Himself. He Probably Got Sacred

Slynation:
My thoughts anyways.....
Like everything about this country doesn't add up, The one that baffles me the most is the way the governor El rufai and Makinde broadcast their status as if it's an achievement, Maybe it's only in Nigeria that CoronaVirus doesn't kill, u just self isolate (for the rich) quarantine (for the poor) and that is all...

the Virus Is Deadly For The Elderly so If Kyari, chief Of Staff survives without A Cure Then we Have Something Fishy Here because He Is Too Old To Survive This.


The Likes Of El Rufia are Also Endangered but Lets See How It Turns Out...

How Can You Believe What The Government Is Telling You About The Numbers Of Infected Victims? Dont You Know That The Reason Why The Are Increasing the Numbers Is Because Donations In Billions Will Keep Coming.


With All The Donations How Many Standard Health Care Centers have You Seen Now.

The Fear Of The Virus Is Spreading More Than The virus. If Any Body Shows Symptoms Of Fever Or Malaria such Person Will Be Confirmed As Positive.


Why Are The Being Selective Of Who And Who Not to Test? When You Call The So Called Number They Gave You, they Will Tell You To Self isolate Yourself, why Not Come Pick You Up?


The First Case Of Death already Had Other Sicknesses In Him And Please Who Is The Second Case That Died? You Dont Know And You Never Bothered To Ask


Abeg Make We De Use Brain Na.


If Them Fool You They Cant Fool Me.

In Two Weeks We Have 131 cases but In Two Weeks Italy Had over 10k cases. Between Nigeria And Italy Who Has Better Health Care?


They Are Increasing Cases because Of Money

I Will Accept Her Back Only Because I Want To make Her Commit Suicide

Sexylassie2

ImModern:
How much?

Honestly about 20k...

My Email eldagodz@gmail.com

Okay I Have To Be Honest, I Just Had To Let Go Of This Pride afterall I No Toast Any Nairaland Girl for Here.


My People...




I...


Husbandsnatcha, Lefulefu (my Old Pal ) Pocohantas that Hates Me, Analqueenluci, Ubunja, ilegendd, martinezs39, people Of The Land




I Need Help!



Financial Help! If You Want To Insult Me then Enjoy Yourself.


Nobody Should Call Victoria In Here So That I Wont swear For You oh.

husbandsnatcha:
...pls sorry 4 asking ,Y did u like attacking this young dude?

because I Am Irresistable my Darling Mama

finalboss:
Started reading books . I just finished mike Evans final move beyond iraq.

I Have Books On Sales

Last adventure Of Agent Ikenna N500

Once Upon A Love Story N1000

jahguide2268:
This thread is trash. The only success u Can seek now is salvation. U know not tomorrow, the end of dis world is real, no one knows when

UyaiIncomparabl There Is Nothing You Need More Than What this Young Man Just Said Now

FortifiedCity:
Savage!!

Thought you said you are a humanitarian.

humani what?

victoria don chop bellefull? abi no be person wey chop belleful de do humanitarian?

modestbrowser:
Asin eh.

I doubt he's sold even one book.
Or even if someone have read past the first 2 pages of the free versions of his books.

If any

dont Praise That Overpipe Pawpaw just Yet, i Know Her Better Than You.


Better Social Distance Yourself From Her, not For Corona But What She Carries At Heart against You Is Worse

PrincessJr:
I thought you two were friends? I followed you with a previous account I deactivated

dont mind that girl oh! thats her way of showing off, if she gets drunk thats how she shows it




tomorrow when my account becomes 9 figures she will look for my number on her phone and save it as "my kingplato" and call to remind me how much she loves me

Theophinio:
You must surely reach your destination Mind Of Achievers

thank you sir

Twoclans:
If I am a guy I will ask my sister or a friend to meet up with you.We will still be on the same spot and accusation.

Abeg let me ask ohhhh?What will I gain putting up as a female .Its even easier having the male symbol on nairaland. Nobody will call you evening newspaper or olosho

give Me The Number Of That Lady On Your Profile. I Want To Tell Her Something

Seun:
If this is true, how did they hide it from us? I'm yet to read about any Nairalander based in Nigeria who actually has the Coronavirus Disease....

Bros No Be Coronavirus De Do Me.


My Problem Now Is

Please Sir How Can I Convert My 22k Likes to At Least 10k?

NwaAmaikpe what Do You Say About Coronavirus In Nigeria

husbandsnatcha:
...She said my people , it wasn't me
...And my people are from umuchim , portharcourt

are your people assassins

AnalQueenluci:
Iamplato is it true

babygirl you Know He Is Lying

husbandsnatcha:
...Heeeei
....Y this obsession with me
Whole major in army obsessed with a commoner

how Did You Hurt Lucy So Much

AnalQueenluci:
See him mouth ! U need money ba?

Lol. of Cause I Need Money Lucy.

AnalQueenluci:
What about uyailncompactable ur lover?
Is she ur babe?

Lol

UyaiIncomparabl could Have Had That Opportunity But Showed Serious Signs Of being poisonous.


She Has A Plot To Kill Me which I Know Of, because I Refused To Give Her Attention.


So I Had To Keep The Distance so I Dont Wake Up One Mornin And Discover My Penis Is Gone

AnalQueenluci:
U have to decide between me and husbandsnatcha who you love and hate! U can't love me n her
Wait first
U thought I was joking about her , her people killed my best friend not only that ,
Iamplato choose between me n her

this Girls Have Started Again now I Know Why Men Dont Live Long


man De Look For Money babe De Talk Of Love, will Love Turn To Four Billion In My Account?

Lucy Turn The Love To Money first



By The Way, what Do You Mean By Kill your Bestfriend. Thats A Big One Lucy

ednut1:
Who book help

the reason you dont know a lot of things is because you underestimate the power and knowledge of books

My Ceiling Has 32 lines...

My Girlfriend has Taken A Walk from My Life

There Are Three Birds That Always Come To Play In my Compound, its Like They Are Best Friends, they Come At exactly 6:45pm and Play Till 7:10pm Then Leave, it Made Me Discover That even Birds No De Play Too Much, they Have More Important Things To Do With Their Life


My Teeth Is Complete 32 but The Last One Is Hidden Inside The Gum At the Back


My Small Beards Is Numbering 68 now


I Have Been Pushing Up And My Chest Don De big


In The Spirit Of Isolation I Opened A First Bank Account With My Phone and My Account Is Currently Loading With enough Zeros To Feed Me


I Have To Push My Laptop Button 64 times and If It Is In A Good Mood It Will come On But If It is In A Bad Mood i Will Push Till Nepa Take Light


I Am Currently Trying To Count My Hair On My head, i Am At 237 i Used Comb To Divide It So I Can Continue later



If Your Life Is More Annoying I Dare You To Step In and I Will Give You More of Life Wickedness to Me

MadeINchenzen2:
This thread is closed. Only NAIRALANDERS who posted their mask and sanitizers before the 12:00 hour mark will get the reward, pls if u get ur alert... Make it known here !!!

YOU wey never chop won give money