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Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy S7 Explodes In Abuja, Samsung Replies by IamPlato(m): 8:46pm On May 20, 2018
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This Must Be A Confused Transmission..


Samsung galaxy Or Samsung grenade undecided


I Have Always Hated Samsung mobiles...

Samsung! The Mobile For Suicide Bombers!
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Is Pregnant by IamPlato(m): 8:37pm On May 20, 2018
biacan:
Not really but it's fine smiley
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Biya cam nnye gi private Counselling ni mu ulor

wink kiss
Crime › Re: PHOTOS: Pastor,55, Flogged For Impregnating 10 Year Old Girl by IamPlato(m): 8:34pm On May 20, 2018
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How Dare You Flog an Old Man?


That Girl Needs To Be Beaten Seriously...


The Way These Small Girls Love Elderly Prick Is Mind blowing...

Ask Her If She Didnt Enjoy It

When Old Men Are Tired Of Wrinkled Pussies, these Small Girls Coming in
Crime › Re: Nigerians Roast Man Who Called Meghan Markle A ‘second Hand Woman’ by IamPlato(m): 8:28pm On May 20, 2018
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I Prefer Second-Hand To Tokumbo...

Second Hand Is Legit...

Tokumbo Comes With A Hidden Death Warning
Crime › Re: Panic As Young Man Is Gunned Down By Cultists In Akwa. Graphic Photos by IamPlato(m): 8:24pm On May 20, 2018
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Stay Away From Yahoo Yahoo. But You Will Not Hear...



Only YOU De Yahoo Yahoo only You De Do Cultism...


I Would Have Said Rest In Peace But You Are in Pieces
Crime › Re: Man Brutally Murdered In Logo LGA Of Benue State(photos) by IamPlato(m): 8:20pm On May 20, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Thank God he didn't die.
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shocked

We Thank God...

He Is Sleeping Like A Baby... undecided
Crime › Re: Nigerian Gangs Make Millions From Stolen Phones From Britain by IamPlato(m): 8:18pm On May 20, 2018
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If I Am To Buy A Phone, It Must Be From An Authentic Source and Must Be From The Pack (New)
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Is Pregnant by IamPlato(m): 8:15pm On May 20, 2018
biacan:
Been down lately but I'll excel smiley
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Sickness Or What
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Is Pregnant by IamPlato(m): 8:11pm On May 20, 2018
biacan:
Can't you see the way he's calling me names sad
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Forget That Shiit


Tell Me About Your Day
Romance › Re: When Was Last Time You Called Your Parents On Phone? by IamPlato(m): 8:05pm On May 20, 2018
highqueen:
great,thanks dear.
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How Many Service Did You Attend?
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Is Pregnant by IamPlato(m): 8:04pm On May 20, 2018
biacan:
Your mother is an retire old cargo
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shocked


Again?
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Men Become More Attractive Once They Get Married? by IamPlato(m): 8:03pm On May 20, 2018
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Op! You Are Mad!
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Speaks On Her Pregnancy: My Greatest Dream Has Finally Been Realised by IamPlato(m): 7:53pm On May 20, 2018
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Your Greatest Dream Of Getting Pregnant Outside Marriage Against God's rule Abi

Your Dream Of Sucking in Semen without Assurance


Now I Know, Money Does Not Come With Sense...



Somebody Said "The Era Of Bastards is Taking Over Our Time"



Breaking The Rules Is The Lastest Trend... SMH.



BTW

I Used To Call You Ikeja. Didnt Notice The Last "I" all This While
Romance › Re: When Was Last Time You Called Your Parents On Phone? by IamPlato(m): 7:52pm On May 20, 2018
highqueen:
Plato,I just deh.
how you?
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I'm Fine Small...

How Was Your Day?
Romance › Re: When Was Last Time You Called Your Parents On Phone? by IamPlato(m): 7:44pm On May 20, 2018
highqueen:
today.smiley
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How Far
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Is Pregnant by IamPlato(m): 6:46pm On May 20, 2018
biacan:
Your mum is such a legend in prostitution cheesy cheesy
shocked
Romance › Re: help a brother deal with gays advances towards me.suggestion(photos) by IamPlato(m): 5:49pm On May 20, 2018
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Tell Them How Jesus Died For Their Sins...


Tell Them You Are From Mountain Of Fire, tell Them If They Try Nonsense Again holy Ghost Fire Will Burn Their Prick...



Btw

How Much Is Your Beard Oil
Romance › Re: 9 Tips To Becoming A Bad Boy by IamPlato(m): 5:45pm On May 20, 2018
Lalas247:
Contradiction ....
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Infact I Am Tired Of All These. When I Was In Elementary School My Teacher Use To tell Me To Grow Up And Be A Good Boy...



But Today, every Body Wants To Be A Bad Boy...



Are We Even Normal In This World Again?
Romance › Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by IamPlato(m): 10:12pm On May 19, 2018
danie5211:
since,i came into this world,no girl has ever liked me,am d one who like them...i do go to hotels where i pay for destruction(but do i know that it is destruction,i don't for if i did i would be saved).hypocritical stuff,i do pretend when i perceive am being watched.i did masturbate frequently.
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You Need Help Psychologically.

PM me
Romance › Re: Has Pornography Ever Landed You In Trouble? by IamPlato(m): 10:08pm On May 19, 2018
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I'm Just Hearing This Now.

I Have Never Watched Porn In My Life neither Have I Heard The Name Before.
Romance › Re: See One Thing Nigerian Girls Can Learn From The British Royal Wedding(pics) by IamPlato(m): 10:05pm On May 19, 2018
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I Hope Nigerian Girls Are Seeing That Wedding Gown...


No tight Hips showing, no Big Pulping shiny Breast Showing... I Hope You Girls Now Have Sense
Politics › Re: Another Lagos APC Factional Chairman Elected by IamPlato(m): 6:17pm On May 19, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Eko o baje.
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Eko ti baje.
Romance › Re: She Told Me She Doesn't Love Me But Keeps Calling Me by IamPlato(m): 6:15pm On May 19, 2018
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Dont Pick Her Calls


Text Her And Tell Her " hope You Are Not Mad, you Are Disturbing line. What Is Your Problem? There Are 10 things Bothering now And You Are Not In The Top 20"
Romance › Re: She Caught Me Cheating With Her Bestfriend, She Might Poison Me Soon by IamPlato(m): 6:01pm On May 19, 2018
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If She Dosent stab You To Death In Your Sleep. Let Thunder Fire Me
Politics › Re: Remembering Major-Gen Tunde Idiagbon Nineteen Years After His Death by IamPlato(m): 5:56pm On May 19, 2018
sarrki:
One of the strongest and great citizen of Ilorin

Not like that criminal called saraki
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I Thought Saraki was Your Daddy shocked
Politics › Re: See Photo Of The Policeman That Allegedly Shot A Soldier Dead In Port-harcourt by IamPlato(m): 5:54pm On May 19, 2018
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Oga Police... Your Village People have Settled Your Matter... THEY HAVE COOKED YOUR PICTURE TILL E WHITE



At This Point Your Life Is Not Even In The hands Of The Lord but In The Hands Of The Nigerian Army
Romance › Re: Cuddled My Girlfriend After A Heavy Rainfall Today - Photos by IamPlato(m): 5:46pm On May 19, 2018
biacan:
Cheli ka preshy bia pur gi oku cheesy o'gemeki vum naeya cheesy
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Preshy bu Lolo m...


Gi uwa bu onye ashiri, amusu tongue ...

ThegeneralAmusu grin
Romance › Re: How Can You Keep Up With A Girl That Replies Your Chat With "Yes,ok,no,fine,? by IamPlato(m): 5:27pm On May 19, 2018
highqueen:
lmao,which way abeg.grin
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Say Something They Wont Ignore Or Leave Unattended...

For Example
Me: Preshy! What Did I Do To You That You Decided to Set My Kitchen On Fire undecided
Preshy: What Are You Talking About?/ huh Please I Dont Get You/ How?
Me: I Was Minding my Business when You Uploaded a New Picture that Got Me Staring for Good 10mins, only To Discover My Indomie on The Fire Has Been Roasted angry
Preshy: Lmao! You Are Not Seriously/ Lol you Are Funny/ Lol Sorry Dear
Me: See All This One You Are Saying Is Tortoise Story. You Will Buy Me My Indomie back. If Not, The Whole Facebook Will Hear Our Fight tongue
Preshy: hahaha, sorry Na/ Lol, thats Good For You, next Time You Wont Look smiley / You So Funny, hahaha

Me: There Should Be A Law To arrest Distractively beautiful Ladies like You

Preshy: Hahaha. Being Beautiful Is Not A Crime na

Me: For You I'd Make An Exception undecided

Preshy: hahaha... Do I Know You?


(at This Point, we Are Good To
Romance › Re: Cuddled My Girlfriend After A Heavy Rainfall Today - Photos by IamPlato(m): 3:18pm On May 19, 2018
Mariinee:
Excuse me? What's rude about wishing you a nice day?
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K.

Have A Nice Day
Romance › Re: Cuddled My Girlfriend After A Heavy Rainfall Today - Photos by IamPlato(m): 3:15pm On May 19, 2018
Mariinee:
Have a nice day.
... shocked

Like Seriously...

Wasnt expecting That though...

That Was Rude. Really Rude of You And Disrespectful...

Better Work On thinking Things Over Before Sending The Words out.
Romance › Re: Cuddled My Girlfriend After A Heavy Rainfall Today - Photos by IamPlato(m): 3:10pm On May 19, 2018
biacan:
Ajuju sad
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Please Shift Your Small Ynash to The Left...

Let my Darling Preshy pass Abeg tongue

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