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This Woman Looks Like Those Ghetto Bayelsa mothers...


They Have Very Low Level Of Parental Care!

They Dont See Anything Wrong In Giving Their Baby Small Ogogoro to High Small in The Morning!

They Can Even Give The Baby To Mami-water To Back For Them while They Go On Collecting Different Shades Of Penis!

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That Guy Standing Beside Davido Looks Like A Skull covered In Skin...

The Poor Version Of ...

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What On Earth Will Make A Mast Fall...



That Mast Must Have Been Constructed By A yoruba Engineer... Their Works Are Always Yoruba
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How Many Times Will This Hit homeFront

UDUJ:
I think your response is insulting. I don't copy articles and take the time explain my thought process.

It's responses like yours that pushes me far far away from Nairaland. I think I will contribute less in future. Thanks anyway.

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She Thinks Everybody Is Olodo like Herself!

She Underestimates Your Intelligence Bro...


Btw.

Bro I Disagree With You here. I Think You're Trying To Be Diplomatic here and Not Saying It Is Wrong...


I Dont Think That Shiit Is A Blood Thing. Its Just Plain Mentality.. The Choices We've Made.


There Are Some Decisions You Take And You Find It hard To Find Yourself Ones You're In It... I Could Have Been Gay When I Was 6 but I Beat Out Of It. One Idiot Tried To Get Me In The Act, doing All The Romance And Shiit as A Little boy but I Knew This Just Wasnt okay..


Clearly Disgusting! Its Our Mind and Choices!

rebirthforgoody:
You really sound like zombies fan

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I Love Apocalyptic Zombie movies...

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The Picture You Are Suppose To Use For number 24 you Used It For 18.

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Please Specify The Type Of Zombie...

Slow And Steady Undead

Or
Unkillable Undead

Or
Adapting Undead

Or
Speed Freaks...



You Can Survive Any Zombie attack Except Speed Freaks, E.g the Ones In World War Z...

They Never Get Tired Of Chasing. Can Run 10km but They Just Getting Started while You Can Run 300meters and you loose alot of oxygen and energy...

VenomousTruth:
I'm gonna settle for a white girlfriend and believe me, I'm incredibly handsome!

black girls aren't worth it guys, I swear!

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You Better Stick With Your Black Girls than Look For A White Girl Who Will Not Only break Your Heart But Shoot You In The Heart

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Mercy Johnson Is Unattractive



Yvonne Okoro! My Life Crush!
Somebody Please Hand Me Her Digits...

I Can Nuture those Melons With No Scratch On Em' in A Life Time...


Lefulefu Hope You're in The Big Black Boobs League

ubunja:
well if you make a living swindling innocents out of their hard-earned money you would sympathise with women conning innocent men with the "some virgins dont have hymen" lie.

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My Friend Get Lost.



You Lack Simple Knowledge... You Have Been Educated

ubunja:
to know you're a swindler and con artist?

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I Swindled your Father

Krissjones:
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay or a lesbian some people are just born that way simply tell your family to accept her and nove on.

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Walahi!
You Are Mad

kimbraa:
Chai! Nairaland.

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Let Me Lecture You On Virgin Pussy...



Some Virgins Have Thick Hymen which Makes Penetration Almost Impossible. They'd Have To Undergo Surgery to Ease It...


Some Have Very Thin Layer Of Flesh (hymen) stretching From Top To Bottom Of The Vagina entrance. Making Penetration Very Easy with Little Or maybe No Blood...



Some Have it Open With Little Or No Hymen at All...

ubunja:
says NL's greatest swindler and con artist. go play with your kind.

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I'm A Little Surprised.


With The Way You Portray yourself In Here, i Expected You To Know That...



You Havent Seen Anything!

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We Have Not Even Gone On A Date Yet but She Told Me She Goes 4hours Plus In Bed...



I Then Remembered My Name Is Not Penis, so I Ran For Life

ubunja:
no blood no hymen no virginity bro. that pain she claimed was an act.

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Some Virgins Dont Have Hymen

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Show Biacan money And Watch Her Wet Her Pant

joyberry:
Oga please there are pretty military ladies. Just look well and find the right one

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You Are Really Fine ass.



How Do You Maintain Such Beauty After Those denomic Trainings

lefulefu:
not really true oo
i have actually seen some very beautiful female soldiers..some even dey get hips and ukwu sef
check joyberry dp.she be soldier but she make sense. but me na frm a distance me dey admire them sha

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Joyberry!


She Is Okay. Not So Impressive Though.


I Can take Her but I Dont Feel Like Ending Up In Guard room... So She Can Carry Her Beauty And Go...


I Cannot Come And Marry Somebody That Will Use Koboko to Finish Me At home

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Lol!


Nobody Can Love You Better Than Your Dad...


Her Dad Loves Her



You Dont Know That Some Dad read Meaning Into Words.



When The Daughter Says I Love You. Their Prick Will Stand...



Some Fathers Are Psychotic...

highqueen:
lefu. piko Plato
ah,I have many nl lovers.

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HARDDON:
@IamPlato

To the place of followers/partners.

Followers because a ship can only have one captain and any animal with two heads is termed a monsters.

Partners because they are allowed airs of suggestive contribution which may or may not be taking into consideration.



To the place where they have respect for Our balls and not always strive to OWN em. Putting us through ceaseless tests, twists and turns


To the place....

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Impressive!

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These Days I Dont share Sympathy After A One Sided story.

Give Me The Full Story, Lets Know If She Deserves What She Want...

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Is There Brain In Your Head At All?

HARDDON:
SENSE PILL:

I don't deserve no accolade. I just want the BALLS of men restored to their DEFAULT SETTINS. And Ladies placed where they really belong

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Where Do They Belong?

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You Respect Pussy by Giving It The Right Quality Of Dick

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Release Bulldogs for Him To Play With

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I Have Only Seen Beautiful American Soldier Females.

Nigerian Female Soldiers Are looking Like Somalia war Victims

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Whoever Says I Will Not Become A Billionaire, may Fulani herdsmen Hack them To Death

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Horrible!

This Mr. Eazi looks Like One Juju statue in One Togo Shrine

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Ubi Franklin May Your Prick Decay, the Day You Put It Inside Ceec Honey Pot...