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Crime / Re: Young Zambian Man Commits Suicide After Hinting About His Death On Facebook by Iamsammy(m): 12:14pm On Jul 27, 2017
Lies! How can someone hang himself with his leg on d ground

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Business / Re: Lagos Has 4 Billionaires, 360 Multimillionaires, 6,800 Millionaires. by Iamsammy(m): 11:35am On Jul 27, 2017
Addicted2Women:

90% of them are igbos
even adenuga and otedola na igbo

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Politics / Re: Governors Silent After Meeting Buhari In London by Iamsammy(m): 8:43am On Jul 27, 2017
Jerryojozy:
Its well. No matter how long the night might seen to be, the day must surely break. Time will tell. Enough of this hide and seek game!




Genius J
atleast today is d 77th day, d 90 days go elapse na. Let's keep our fingers crossed
Education / Re: Why Olusegun Kayode Bello Was Expelled From The Nigerian Law School - Management by Iamsammy(m): 8:34am On Jul 27, 2017
I really like dz guy, hez aspiring to b a radical lawyer and a freedom fighter. W need pple like this in naija. D future late Gani Fawehinmi

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Business / Re: EFCC Recovers N329bn From 9 Oil Firms by Iamsammy(m): 8:10am On Jul 27, 2017
kingphilip:
I can see how your early morning attack on my hustling for likes is beneficial to you

Go and take your bath and run to school or you're already on third term holiday
I guess DAT advice sud b directed to you boy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 6 Things To Do When You Can't Get A Job by Iamsammy(m): 8:04am On Jul 27, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

6 Things To Do When You Can't Get A Job


Visit a herbalist
Visit a herbalist who can prepare potent goodluck charms for you. You can't remain jobless 2weeks after doing this.

Go for a deliverance

Got the required degrees, qualification and grades yet you can't get a job.
Go for a deliverance in a fire-brand church like MFM. It is spiritual, probably a curse or a spell working against your destiny.

Acquire a Skill
You can learn sewing, barbing, vulcanizing or other skills that can still fetch you good cash while still unemployed.

Raise funds and relocate
Raise funds; you can sell family properties, get a loan or raise money through any other certain means.
You can relocate to Libya, Italy or Greece where you can hustle or get a sugar daddy/mummy.

Use what you have
You can make money using what you have;
Your talents, your bottom-power, your political skills, your kpomo.
Every human is created with a body tool that can feed them for life.

Get rid of yourself
"An 'unemployed' existence is a worse negation of life than death itself."
Jose Ortega Y Gasset


If you can't get a job, existing becomes a curse.
You don't want to be seen as a failure or a liability. You can be brave enough to call the shots.
You end your stay in this life, go meet your god or your guardian angel and find out why you were forsaken.

and all this supermods still allow this kind of comments on nairaland, pls seun ,lalasticlala and others sud do something about dz guy. He's really a bad influence on younger Nlers

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Business / Re: Nigerian Stock Market Soars Highest For The First Time Since April 7, 2015. by Iamsammy(m): 7:58am On Jul 27, 2017
gonkin:


Dude what part of Nigeria do u reside?
bros u supos know na
Business / Re: EFCC Recovers N329bn From 9 Oil Firms by Iamsammy(m): 7:51am On Jul 27, 2017
kingphilip:
Only if they'll just account for the one they've already recovered will some of us be really happy about this

If you support accounting for the already recovered loots or monies since inception of this administration, click like
hustling for likes early this morning? Instead of hustling for something dat will b beneficial to you, Naija youth wich way

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Business / Re: 6 Things To Do Before Starting A Business by Iamsammy(m): 9:41pm On Jul 26, 2017
KunkeAkinola:


You must be jobless bro. The bro's comment made my night.
does DAT warrant DAT insult? All dz nairaland underage self, anyway na faceless forum sha
Business / Re: 6 Things To Do Before Starting A Business by Iamsammy(m): 1:50pm On Jul 26, 2017
iMUMUweh:
shocked



lies!

when starting a business, never allow your village people to know!!



secondly, other people in the business will want to knock you out, so fortify yourself..

yes, get help from a strong witch (not from your village)


for one month, every midnight by 12am, walk nakeed (not unclad) into a thick forest close to a river carrying a black calabash tied with 7 red ribbons, and place your left hand on your chest shouting out loud:

"lions by my side, eagles above me; enemies of progress, be gone! go! go!"




do this and your business will boom


shocked
,guy are u doing this. just to b notice or na ur mumu reach dz level? Coz iv been following ur comments even since

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Agriculture / Re: Panic As Mysterious Beast Kills Animals In Delta State Community. Graphic Photos by Iamsammy(m): 1:06pm On Jul 26, 2017
RB007:
This beast dey vex oh , na only internal organs é dey chop?

Pets / Re: Bike Man Carrying 8 Dogs At The Back Seat (Photo) by Iamsammy(m): 12:47pm On Jul 26, 2017
,
Dog meat, d best meat money can buy. Abeg who know where ah go see dog meat buy around oshodi
Politics / Re: Can We Break Loose From Kwara? by Iamsammy(m): 7:29pm On Jul 25, 2017
overall90:
There are no yorubas in kwara state.
Yorubaland begins and ends in the southwest. grin





Minus Lagos
watz dz one saying, even igbomina and ekiti are not Yoruba's right?

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Politics / Re: DSP Sagir Usman Shugaba: A Cute Nigeria Police Officer (Photos) by Iamsammy(m): 6:35pm On Jul 25, 2017
Ncsamuel:
Op see no 9ja policeman is handsome.......if you wanna find out, dont give him his #20 at the checking point!
DAT man will feed all ur entire generation without shaking
Romance / Re: This Nigerian Lady's Boyfriend Of 2 Years, Married Another Today by Iamsammy(m): 4:37am On Jul 25, 2017
pocohantas:
I done talk am before...
Fear guys, fear their friends.

They'll know you are a side chick and be like "our wife, you done come? Anytime you no dey around...this my man no dey get imsef. Shey you go cook that your jollof rice for us?" Babe go dey blush, commot shoe, fold hair...start to cook...as wife material wey she be. Some go even commot pant join.

Chai! Thunder will fall on all of una o...endtime guys angry angry
Babe sorry you hear.
hahahahahaha , I swear u b very very bad Gurl, u wan tear ma belle with laff ni?
Car Talk / Re: Commercial Bus Is Burning On 3rd Mainland Bridge In Lagos by Iamsammy(m): 8:05pm On Jul 24, 2017
Op, more and more lies fall on u, fly over dey on top 3rd mainland bridge? Thunder fire all dz wannabe bloggers
Nairaland / General / Re: Check Out The Snake My Friend Killed In His Compound This Morning by Iamsammy(m): 3:27pm On Jul 23, 2017
dbynonetwork:
That is a cobra....

Sweet meat....

Nice delicious delicacy meal loading...
where's d cobra

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Health / Re: 10-Hour Rainfall Kills A Man In Owerri (Photos) by Iamsammy(m): 2:20pm On Jul 23, 2017
Rain keh
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Casts His Vote At The Lagos LG Election (Photos) by Iamsammy(m): 7:25am On Jul 23, 2017
haywire1:
Jagaban of Nigeria. The slayer of PDP (PEOPLE DECEIVING PEOPLE),May you live long to continue d slaying

Long live APC
Long live Federal Republic of Nigeria


.

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Family / Re: Should I Tell My Neighbour To Go & Do DNA Test On His Kids? by Iamsammy(m): 7:21am On Jul 23, 2017
Benita27:
Mind your business. Them no dey put mouth for husband and wife matter. He may or may not be the father of the kids but it's not your call to tell him what to do. BTW, I thought you said he's fairly educated?, why won't he know what paternity test is?.

Sports / Re: Chelsea Signs Morata From Real Madrid For A Club Record Fee Of £70m by Iamsammy(m): 11:30pm On Jul 21, 2017
Narldon:
ANYONE SELLING A CHEAP LAND WHERE I CAN FAINT??cry embarassed
biko come faint beside efe hia

Politics / Re: Boko Haram Abandon Their Injured Member During Battle With Soldiers & Flee(pics) by Iamsammy(m): 11:12pm On Jul 21, 2017
holatin:
there is still something I don get concerning all captured boko haram member, why can't they be extensively interrogated in order to get an ear to their operation. if its in a saner country, boko haram will be scared of leaving member alive to be captured because they may ve information to use against them.

don't we even have intelligence service ?
bros I've been to Boko operation like 3times, those Boko field soldiers knows Notin abt their ogas dem. And no matter how hard u torture dem, dey nor dey talk. All dey will b shouting is 'wayo! Allahu akbar
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Exposes Young Man That Wants To Have Sex With Her by Iamsammy(m): 11:05pm On Jul 21, 2017
.on behalf of afonja association of nairaland, we hereby dz dz woman, biafra or dem Aboki republic can take her. I rest my case

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Celebrities / Re: John Dumelo: "Don't Date A Woman You Will Depend On Financially" by Iamsammy(m): 6:33pm On Jul 21, 2017
Never, I dey craze ni

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Crime / Re: Badoo Kills Lovers At Ojodu Berger by Iamsammy(m): 3:30pm On Jul 21, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

It is biblical..
The wages of sin is death

Why were they cohabiting when they are yet to be legally married?
The woman was even pregnant.

I wonder how they'd face God on the judgement day because they died in iniquity.
nawao, from all ramifications, I hereby declared dz deluded being wanted for mixing oshogbo and kwale weed

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Politics / Re: When Will President Buhari Be Considered Incapacitated? by Iamsammy(m): 3:03pm On Jul 21, 2017
perez100:
The same people that voted for Buhari based on sentiment despite every warning are today saying he should resign honourably for a certain dwarf to take over. Igbo reject Buhari resignation.

Politics / Re: When Will President Buhari Be Considered Incapacitated? by Iamsammy(m): 3:00pm On Jul 21, 2017
DeKen:
Does the Nigerian constitution state it clearly?
yes boss, datz y Dos cabal smuggled him in d first time just to beat d time stipulated in d constitution and dey go still do same this time. Times wen I think abt naija, I just wish make Jesus just come and end it once and for all

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