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Romance / Re: Please Help, My Boyfriend Masturbate by iamSi(m): 7:51am On Mar 04, 2016
Two people are involved here, its not his life anymore ... Am sorry oooo. If the Lady wanna help her please encourage her as long as that's where her joy is at the moment.

Thanks
halfricanadian:
Smh and you have to come online to talk bou it?

And your bf wud b like wow i av d most wonderful gf ever undecided

Geez its his life he does wat he wants

angry stay out of it u not God neither are you holy mary
Romance / Re: Please Help, My Boyfriend Masturbate by iamSi(m): 7:49am On Mar 04, 2016
It's rather absurd when a grown up thinks or assume MUCH S.E-X can cure masturbation. Dear sister, yes he's faithful but there is one thing they call ADDICTION. If you like feed him with S.E-X for 20 years non-stop trust me that won't stop him doing that. Seek help don't leave him, such type of guys are the type that don't know how to toast babes am I right?

Hold on to him, help him ... Seek medical or psychological help.
legendgalas:
Hello everyone, I need your help on what to do.
I have caught my boyfriend masturbating whenever he his Hot and I am not around. Most at times I confronted him but he always reply me that he loves me more and can never allow another lady to take my place just because of Sex, this has always been his reasons.
Now I don't know if I should stay or leave even though he is soo faithfully faithful to me.
Help a sister, thanks
Business / Re: Getting A Loan Doesn't Get Easier Than This. by iamSi(m): 10:59pm On Mar 03, 2016
In their offices doing what? Sleeping? Gisting? Working without internet connectivity?

This forum is not a street , Some have gotten sponsors from here you know?

Don't just water down people's innovations trying to help. Because I wanna give babiala arms I should now go to his house searching?

It won't work Sir, try be nice next time
Obichi98:
They are in their offices,go there and leave this forum for the huzlers pls!

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Car Talk / Re: Please Recommend A Dodge Caravan Technician / Mechanic by iamSi(m): 9:35pm On Mar 03, 2016
Thanks many much for this ...
honmusa:

Definitely .Most of the sensitive components in a long park vehicle will serve as food for rodents for the period the vehicle was parked .e.g if O2 sensor wire or MAP sensor has been tampered with u will definitely get black smoke .
So also ,stuck opened injector due to ageing also will contribute to black smoke.
A competent diagnostics tech shop will reveal help to reveal all this .
Investment / Re: *** Need Advice On What Business To Do With 1m - 5m In Lag/ib*** by iamSi(m): 7:09pm On Mar 03, 2016
Real estates , there is Long term and of course there is short term . Like I said if interested I can give u some tips and for the short term if u could incest 5M den u should be expecting 2M annually fair enuff?
xxxxjacobs:
@iamSi Thank you so much sir,i will definitely find out about the Glass business'',you meant the one for Aluminium window'' n stuffs right? + was thinking real estate'' is a long term investment,need something i can invest n do at the moment n yield profitable income @Maxmmanuel i called u but no one pick,why dont u state ur biz idea n i can know what we going to talk about. Godbless

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Family / Re: Pics: Funny: Mothers, when you leave Your Babies alone With Their Dads. by iamSi(m): 4:14pm On Mar 03, 2016
Take ur hands out of my pocket
Crime / Re: Nigerian Policeman Gives His Gun To A Foreigner To Take Picture by iamSi(m): 2:44pm On Mar 03, 2016
Hmmmmmm thanks for bringing me back ... I like you Sir . Maturity abounds
Sayelabola:


My brother,

From the picture, one can tell if there is bullet in that magazine or not.

But for sure, there should.

Let's call a spade a spade....join us in condemning the Mobile Policeman's action.

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Family / Re: My Girl Sleeps With Her Cousin **update by iamSi(m): 1:40pm On Mar 03, 2016
Wait ooooo , was he sorry for just the baby or your emotions , the cousin your girl? Well bro, the way am seeing things ... Thank God he didn't deny that's a good sign but not guaranteed.

They might just take up from where they stopped. I say , Call a meeting if you can take them to an eatery. Find a corner , but please don't sound too too too sorry for the situation and don't sound too too serious so they won't turned it up against you.

Remember, you all wanna have a nice talk ... You can't imagine the kind of respect you'll be controlling after all these.

But seriously , consider taking her out of sight with you ...
Family / Re: My Girl Sleeps With Her Cousin **update by iamSi(m): 1:29pm On Mar 03, 2016
A phone call would not be enough ... 3 of you must be involved
YorubaIgbo:
I came here the other day seeking advice about the affair going on between my girl and her cousin.

Though i was insulted by some who taught i was a fool for standing by the woman i love despite everything and even someone taught it's because of the sex we're both having that has blocked my reasoning SMH.

The most important thing is i was able to pick up two similar and reasonable advices that i should go talk to the guy.

The update now is that i called the guy on phone and we spoke at lenght about everything, he was really sorry to hear his cousin abort a baby for him. He promised never to repeat the act again.

Right within me i dont think it's all clear now? Should i believe him and stay cool or there is still more to do?

Thanks to you all

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Agriculture / Re: Poultry by iamSi(m): 12:03pm On Mar 03, 2016
You try to mail me ... Can we put it here on on cell?
Adenex3051:
58 views and no reply! I am afraid your offer don't seem attractive enough. Very few businessmen will like to partner a profitable business with a stranger. Godfather take your time to learn the nitty gritty of poultry farming then start from there. Poultry business is very tricky and sometimes even veterans get their fingers burnt.
Investment / Re: *** Need Advice On What Business To Do With 1m - 5m In Lag/ib*** by iamSi(m): 11:33am On Mar 03, 2016
There is one reliable biz , that's what I do in IB ... Glass biz. I can assure u start making sales d very day u have your stock. It's a great biz do ur research, take your time
xxxxjacobs:
[b][/b] Newly Married Man,i cant think of any business to do,i need advice from any experienced business man.GodBless

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Investment / Re: *** Need Advice On What Business To Do With 1m - 5m In Lag/ib*** by iamSi(m): 11:31am On Mar 03, 2016
Hmmmmmmm contact me on 08033851604, bottom line is try real estates I can give u some tips
xxxxjacobs:
[b][/b] Newly Married Man,i cant think of any business to do,i need advice from any experienced business man.GodBless

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Romance / Re: PHOTO: Ladies What Would You Do? by iamSi(m): 7:20am On Mar 03, 2016
I think it's still enjoyable , so they say "The bigger it is the better" guess am wrong
Merlissa:
grin grin grin
Car Talk / Re: Please Recommend A Dodge Caravan Technician / Mechanic by iamSi(m): 2:35am On Mar 03, 2016
Thanks bro but I wanna know if a Long-parked vehicle like a year or less can reslt in this black smoke of a thing .

sultaan:
It was working fine until a Nigeria mechanic serviced it so you have to check on everything he did first is to look at the part number of the plugs he used and the gap.
Check to make sure he didn't cross the wires to the injectors and your solution will be somewhe nore there.

Before you do anything your CEL is on you have to do a scan or diagnosis on the car by flipping the keys from on to acc 3 times on the third time it will give you a code in the odometer P**** write it down and Google it. If there is no code it will show done than your problem is vacuum because he didn't reconnect a hose
Crime / Re: Nigerian Policeman Gives His Gun To A Foreigner To Take Picture by iamSi(m): 2:26am On Mar 03, 2016
Firearm with EMPTY bullets?
Inspectahdeck:
His firearm is his life never to release same to anyone.

Shey because the guy na Chinese?
Car Talk / Re: Please Recommend A Dodge Caravan Technician / Mechanic by iamSi(m): 2:08pm On Mar 02, 2016
Oh!!! Thanks My Mayor
mayor2013:


A black smoke coming out your exhaust points that your car is consuming excess of fuel. To nail the culprit as there are many things that can be responsible for that. Run a scan and have them give you thr scan result. You can come back here and post the result
Car Talk / Re: Please Recommend A Dodge Caravan Technician / Mechanic by iamSi(m): 12:57pm On Mar 02, 2016
But Sir, I know you've has so many similar cases I know you'll have an idea.

Some say it's cos the car has been in an idle state for a very long time, but its consuming fuel comparing it to the one I just sold .

Any tip sir?
mayor2013:


Alright then
Car Talk / Re: Please Recommend A Dodge Caravan Technician / Mechanic by iamSi(m): 12:42pm On Mar 02, 2016
Oh very nice of you, I forgot to add the car is in IB
mayor2013:


If you are in lagos call 08156087872 or 08165520837, free diagnosis for you ends by 5pm tomorrow
Car Talk / Please Recommend A Dodge Caravan Technician / Mechanic by iamSi(m): 12:13pm On Mar 02, 2016
My Love for this car has landed me on one, it's like toks though, rarely used by this American - Ex - Owner. Engine still intact, when I serviced my personal mech told me the Plugs had never been changed and even the fuel filter

After servicing, engine stops running when making turning or if am not accelerating. But when moving Mahn!!! It's fanstastic.

Secondly, there is this periodic black smoke , faint black smoke mind you engine steams through the exhaust at every mornings.

Please Dodge Caravanians . Kindly refer
Romance / Re: What Can I Buy For Her As A Birthday Gift by iamSi(m): 8:05am On Mar 02, 2016
naija girl? Am sorry that's not an option anyways me get moto I wan sell at cheaper price just 400k
Burnnotice:
darn! get her a ticket to visit the museum or something!
Romance / Re: What Can I Buy For Her As A Birthday Gift by iamSi(m): 7:57am On Mar 02, 2016
Bro y now?
Burnnotice:
nah I am mate!... cabin biscuit ain't bad... you could add Chico Milo if you feel the biscuit is not enough
Family / Re: My Girl Sleeps With Her Cousin Pls Help by iamSi(m): 7:56am On Mar 02, 2016
You too sure bro , thanks for been nice
9japrof:


yea you right, sorry about the phrase, I believe in the Bible and take it advice 100 percent.
Romance / Re: What Can I Buy For Her As A Birthday Gift by iamSi(m): 7:25am On Mar 02, 2016
Guy u no well LOLS
Burnnotice:
Cabin biscuit - #20
Family / Re: My Girl Sleeps With Her Cousin Pls Help by iamSi(m): 7:21am On Mar 02, 2016
Truly BULLS.H.I.T. But trust me some people eat lizards and frogs knowing its best for their health . Let's leave the guy with what he can live with Sir .

So called - Holy books condemns it but not people ... Then again if it's A So-called why take it seriously ?
9japrof:


Bullshit, you are here acknowledging and supporting a guy who can't identify between left and right.

The OP is a fool, the girlfriend a bigger one. A girl who sleeps with her cousin ? Who does that ? that's inbreeding, I believe most African Cultures frowns at that, the so called holy books also frown at that, so where do the girl get the basis of engaging in the act. Its a taboo buddy. There are relationships that should be terminated without asking questions and this is one or ia Nairaland a trash bin where all sorts of stupid questions are being asked.

Stupid OP look at what the babe is bringing out of you : a murderer and a spineless human. The stupid and pervert cousin of his cannot even take care of the problem he caused.

Have you for day check what the implications of her actions would be if you wife her? would she have the morality and mind to back off your children when she see em playing with cousins in a not to good way. Bros change your way sharp sharp and let that babe be

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Romance / Re: What's Next? After Forgiving A Cheating Spouse. by iamSi(m): 7:12am On Mar 02, 2016
U don't get it do u? Woman is not Just Woman or lemme please put it in a way u'll better understand sir. A 7 year old pick up a knife to stab his playmates like 4 of them , to me that's not a Kid no more.
Are you saying there is still beauty in loving a woman living a promiscuous life? Better thank the Lord u r fortunate .

The type of woman I mentioned in my earlier comment are not ur type of woman. So my brother, do do thanksgiving next sunday for the kind God has given u
lordizak:

Is sense affiliated to being 35?. There's still beauty in loving a woman.
Romance / Re: What's Next? After Forgiving A Cheating Spouse. by iamSi(m): 6:54am On Mar 02, 2016
What's forgiveness in all of these u typed ? ... Well ... Well ... Once u clock 35 u will know woman is secondary , not neccesary .
Autos / Re: Honda Bulldog For Sale by iamSi(m): 6:54am On Mar 02, 2016
And where is the car ?
Joshuastone410:
Need to sell my car.
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Boasts She Can Buy Any Man! by iamSi(m): 6:51am On Mar 02, 2016
I hope she can buy my wife and lovely kids too ... Trippy ... See her head like my aunty's head
dammytosh:
You can not even buy original Hermes bag or original cream to clear black knuckles.

I am sorry you can't buy me.

Not all men wake up in the morning go to gym, come back to sleep till evening and enter club.

Linda always inspire me to work very hard so my daughters will not taste the kind of irreversible poverty she tasted.

She is mentally poor despite the account balance. How many times have you seen Adenuga's Daughter, Dangote's Daughter boast about useless things on twitter ?


On 1Billion Dollars in your account, that is a dream but i doubt if this attitude and boastful nature of yours will get you any close.
Family / Re: My Girl Sleeps With Her Cousin Pls Help by iamSi(m): 6:48am On Mar 02, 2016
What if I told u , u are just one of a kind ... My Advice? Don't ever let go ... I won't say all here. I'll suggest u close this thread. You just don't have the heart of a man I don't wanna call u a god but I think u have the heart of a god. If a man can forgive with this type of a Large heart I am wondering how God will feel forgiving your own errors. Trust me you won't regret this. It's best u keep this all a secret maybe u should call a meeting 3 of u , squash the whole thing and resolve cos if there's a 3rd party the Lady u r trying to protect might just commit suicide out of shame. Don't loud this pls
YorubaIgbo:
Good day Nairalanders, i have an issue bothering me seriously. My gf an i have been dating for over 6 months and i wish to take her seriously.
When we met she told everything about her past and i wasnt too bothered since its in the past.
The most worrying thing is the fact that her cousin have slept with her a number of times even though she CLAIMED she did it willingly just once.
The same cousin calls her each time he is on break at his own school to meet at a relative's place where they both reside and one thing usually lead to another before she come back to me weeping.
The last time she went on break, i warned her sternly not to go to her relative's but she expained why she doesnt like to go to her parents place at another state (I dont want to reveal everything here).
She came back and i discovered she got pregnant for her cousin. I'm sorry i had to soil my hand in murder (i guess you know what i mean) despite all these my love for this girl hasnt shook a bit.
I made her realise how bitter i am and even tried not to break up against my own will, she wept throughout the night and we settled the ish without involving 3rd parties.
Just 3 days ago, this same cousin called her again (she told me) asking if she will be on break too, she said no.
She asked for my advice on if to tell him what he did to her the last time and how to put an end to all these.
I have seen better counsellors here that's why i decided to ask here too.
Matured advice please.

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Health / Re: (photo) World’s Fattest Woman Slims Down, Walk Down The Aisle With Her Fiancé by iamSi(m): 5:25am On Mar 02, 2016
Not everybody marry in the name of P****sy Ma'am , some marry in the name of Pity, love , compassion .

I know some Naija guys who don't wanna marry but they wanna have kids, and I know some who don't wanna have kids but wants marriage.
greatme2good:
Jesu shocked where is her p***y if I may ask
this one na correct shapless amoeba.
Investment / Re: Needs A Short Term Investment by iamSi(m): 4:54am On Mar 01, 2016
Short term? Property?
doclek:
Let him invest it into property.Talk to me 4 more info
Business To Business / Re: Distributors And Marketers Urgently Needed (PICS INSIDE) by iamSi(m): 4:34am On Mar 01, 2016
Kindly check your mail please
ishadfurnitures:
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