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In falz voice...#Ello bae.

IamLEGEND1:
walking in faith my foot.

While elsewhere you're lying,gossiping & cheating in ur exams and probably banging 2 side Niggaz. I might as well go look for a nun in a brothel.

Nónsense

mah nigga

amiskurie:
Show me a virgin in a maternity ward

and i'll show you a geek in the military.

trigar12:
Jonathan was shining his brown teeth and was happy the Queen shook hands with him

While

PMB was discussing with the Queen, oju koro

PMB ALL THE WAY, QUOTE ME AND DIE!!!

sheybi you know die hard...even looking at your moniker your just a trigger not the gun talk less of being the bullet...abeg move one side.

Naija police... Isokay

ify84:
Ehmmm, no be u put story, u de talk... Abi u be roommate??

don't know if she heard or not but when i called her name i wasn't getting any response from the room.

Mrcdorv:
If only Nigeria youth can use their brain to think something productive.........You wasted your precious time composed this poo?La believe La bend.

sorry's but from the whole text did you see any part vhat says 'if you don't believe you gonna see a pink elephant'...or did i force you into this thread?

But come to think of it, what if he has more than one of the same shoe. .

Hi nairalanders... The rest of my day has been anticlimax,..don't know where to start from but it all started this morning around 9:16am.
I was in the lecture hall when my phone vibrated and i tried reaching for it in my back pocket when the caller hung up. I checked it was a friend of mine, she's in estate management department. Though most of my guys thought we were dating but she's just a bae i like hanging out with although i had a crush on her. Not to bore you with a long story, i called her later after the lecture has ended and she told me she would be coming over to my place after lectures today. Me being an architecture student in my sophomore year told her i won't be coming home till late in the evening because i have a design i needed to finish back in the studio before coming home. So she agreed to wait till i get back just to keep me company and i told her to get my spare key for my room from Gavin my neighbour....but it was quite unfortunate for some personal reason i had to change my plans for the day. Checked for the time on my phone and it was 04:32pm, i was damn hungry, so i decided to go home and eat something,
On getting home found the door to my self-contained apartment was not locked from the inside, i was suprised though thinking where on earth did this girl go leaving the door not locked from inside. I entered found her laptop on my bed with chris brown 'liquour' playing on it... I called her name and i wasn't getting any response from any corner in the room,kitchen or bathroom,. thinking she just went out to get something...i went straight up to the kitchen to see what to eat, luckily bae prepared fried potato, i was happy coz it felt like a burden was lifted up from me.. So i decide to go to the bathroom to ease myself(wish i never saw it).. As i opened the bathroom door i saw her naked with my scale rule in her kitty-cat mastur. b@tin...i froze and quickly close the door.
Later when she came out of the bathroom we could look each other in the face till she left...nairalanders plz i need your advice on what to do, should i just pretend like nothing happened or what...because i need to finish my design and i need to use my scale rule but each time i see the scale rule i naked image poops up in my head..really need mature advice plz.

You'll know you are a game addict when you decide to start talking like captain price in call of duty.

nuelzy:
look at urself ryt now... nd try very hard.... just very hard to convince urself dat u have a life

lmao...why were you not on titanic.

Op warris dhis...

EVILFOREST:
Is the Lady her Aunt.. ?

where are you from..?

Oh your moniker answer the question already.

Well...

Jesus is always the answer...

Uhn.

nuelzy:
if lie nah cane....some ppl would be dead





Airforce d first...
@op....Tfu

Go get a life.

MRNICEGUYy:
this guy no resemble wizzy just check me out u go see ya sef

lmfao...

missKiffy:
i no blame you, nah me carry myself enter your thread

oya no vex..biko..i dey beg.

Uhn

boboLIL:
Can anyone explain to me why ladies shave off their eyebrows and draw it back. though I need an explanation....

extra sheet sir,but the answer is at the back of the text book.

Atmmachine:
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ah ah...bros sorry but are you related to LIE MOHAMMED

frank1998:
Pics 1 and 2 is wizkid@ o.p

lol..1 nd 2 ain't wizkid oh.

In charlie puth voice #see you again

imsuboi:
little frog

lol...little frog? Dunno what to say though.

missKiffy:
Pic 3 is still wizkid

is reading your problem or comprehending.

Karmanaut:
WTF ?

wednesday. Thursday. Friday.

Speechless3:
Gerrarra here sh!t

#Ellobae...nice pic you've gat there.

#In suli breaks voice...EDUCATION IS THE KEY. Age ain't no barrier.

Damn,... came across a picture of a friend of mine on facebook, the guy is a 'spitting image' of wizkid. Don't know if am to say he looks like wizkid or wizkid looks like him.
Nairalanders what ya say.note :pic 1 and 2 is the look alike. Pic 3 wizkid.

EggovinMma:
Relax!
I didn't really notice you that much.
But I will try and keep in touch.

wish i had low I.Q then i would have enjoy your company.

EggovinMma:
*signs*
This guy just dey waste him time.Oga I don't have your time.You so very unimportant to me like the used sanitary pad I just disposed.So waka pass.

..#SIGNS...isokay