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My best friend is torn between the choice of accepting to marry a single dad. She is madly in love with him and he is also seriously in love with her.

However, the guy's case has plenty 'comma'.

1)He has two kids from the same woman.

2)He was never married legally to the lady but he met the lady's parents and did traditional engagement (this happened when the lady was preggie with the first child)

3)He insists he does not love her and all she did was trap him with the kids.

4)He told my friend that he wants to bring the first child over to his house to stay with him when they get married.

5)His babymama has vowed not to let go and has threatened fire and brimstone when he told her that she should move on and stop waiting for him.

6)He bears all the financial responsibilities of the kids.

7)Babymama still gets to see him because he goes over to her place to see the kids and they all get to hang out together (he claims he wants to bond with the kids and babymama wont allow him to hang out alone with the kids unless she's there with them)

I would appreciate your opinion/advice on this. My friend is 26 years old. Dude is in his mid 30s and they have been together for over 2years

Why struggle with car theives? Silly thing to do if you ask me.

@post

My boyfriend and i were driving on Badagry-Mile 2 expressway late year and we were stuck in traffic only for us to be accosted by armed robbers.

My boyfriend's reaction was so calm and matured. Infact, i was soooo impressed although at the time it happened,  i almost fainted!

The robbers tapped his window with a gun. My boyfriend rolled down the window, before the robbers could even disclose their intentions, he told the robbers to take things easy and calmly asked the robbers if they wanted the car that he would switch off the engine and give them the car keys.

So robbers came in, ransacked his pockets, took his wallets and cell phones, ( them no even do like say i dey inside the car) and then told him to get out and take his iyawo along and he handed over the car keys to them. No struggles, no too much english and no rough handling!

Car was later found though. Somewhere at Epe !!!!

Your kingship!

You made me an ambassador to columbia and jamaica   that gives me every opportunity sef to run ganja cartels throughout subsaharan african

But wait first-I never even begin manage my portfolio as minister of drugs

What do you have to say to my seven point ajenda? You are impressed abi?

SAM MILLA:
you are hereby declared the minister of drugs

Wow! Your Kingship, i am honoured. I promise to discharge my duties without fear or favour or prejudice.

I hereby present my SEVEN POINT AGENDA.
*Legalise the public sale and consumption of ganja. Just imagine half of the population high on weed-they will forget all about the bad roads,poverty,traffic,corruption,etc.
* Aggressive public enlightenment on the benefits of ganja. Just as Fashola is know with the slogan 'Eko o ni baje', Obama - 'change is here', mine will be 'A SNIFF A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY'.
*Ganja planting across the nation, its adds aesthetic beauty to the environment you know.
*Mandating that all men MUST sniff before they hammer their women. (my boyfriend does this all the time-our sex life is simply out of this world. Besides, u need to see its positive effects of my looks)
*Introducing ganja as a food spice in all cookery books.
*Strengthen trade relations between nigeria and jamaica. Ganja export can be a major revenue generator for nigeria. It would surpass the peanuts we are currently getting from crude oil.
*Lastly, the construction of the largest ganja processing plant in sub saharan africa. This would create job opportunities for plenty nairalanders that have absolutely nothing doing with their time other than posting here.

Your Kingship, i hope you will approve my agenda and forward same to the senate/ministry of finance to discuss the modalities of the budget for my portfolio. Thank you.


Na wa o! Make una no vex. I am so stoned that i had to submit the post twice.

SAM MILLA:
you are hereby declared the minister of drugs

Wow! Your Kingship, i am honoured. I promise to discharge my duties without fear or favour or prejudice.

I hereby present my SEVEN POINT AGENDA.
*Legalise the public sale and consumption of ganja. Just imagine half of the population high on weed-they will forget all about the bad roads,poverty,traffic,corruption,etc.
* Aggressive public enlightenment on the benefits of ganja. Just as Fashola is know with the slogan 'Eko o ni baje', Obama - 'change is here', mine will be 'A SNIFF A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY'.
*Ganja planting across the nation, its adds aesthetic beauty to the environment you know.
*Mandating that all men MUST sniff before they hammer their women. (my boyfriend does this all the time-our sex life is simply out of this world. Besides, u need to see its positive effects of my looks)
*Introducing ganja as a food spice in all cookery books.
*Strengthen trade relations between nigeria and jamaica. Ganja export can be a major revenue generator for nigeria. It would surpass the peanuts we are currently getting from crude oil.
*Lastly, the construction of the largest ganja processing plant in sub saharan africa. This would create job opportunities for plenty nairalanders that have absolutely nothing doing with their time other than posting here.

Your Kingship, i hope you will approve my agenda and forward same to the senate/ministry of finance to discuss the modalities of the budget for my portfolio. Thank you.

NAME ----i am unique----------------------------------

SEX ------------hermaphrodite-----------------------------

AGE --------------------twenty one-----------------------

AMBITION -----------to establish the largest indo(ganja) processing factory in nigeria-------------------------

DO YOU LIKE BRIBERY ----------------of course yes---------------

DO YOU LIKE JOKES ---------------yup-----------

ARE YOU STUPID --------------------not at all-------------------

DO YOU LIKE HENNESSY -----------oh yes with a drag of weed----------------------

DO YOU LIKE WOMEN/ MEN ----------------men-----------------

DO YOU SUPPORT MY GOVT. ----------------of course yes----------------------


Sir, i do hope that my application will be favourably considered. Thank you.

I don't know why there is so much hate for Banky W's ebute meta song. That song was a smash hit and it is loved by people of various ages.

My parents are close to 60yrs and when the heard the ebute meta song on my car stero while driving them to a party,they loved the song especially the chorus. Of course they do not know anything about rhianna's umbrella but they really liked Banky W's song.
Banky has got an excellent voice.

My favourite track of his is 'my regret'. My mum also likes 'ati de' the song he did with adewale ayuba (she likes fuji).

In my own opinion,i think banky has been able to steadingly warm his way into the hearts of nigerians in very little time and i give him kudos for that. 

Interesting thread.
My best friend is torn between the choice of accepting to marry a single dad. She is madly in love with him and he is also seriously in love with her.
However, the guy's case has plenty 'comma'.
1)He has two kids from the same woman.
2)He was never married legally to the lady but he met the lady's parents and did traditional engagement (this happened when the lady was preggie with the first child)
3)He insists he does not love her and all she did was trap him with the kids.
4)He told my friend that he wants to bring the first child over to his house to stay with him when they get married.
5)His babymama has vowed not to let go and has threatened fire and brimstone when he told her that she should move on and stop waiting for him.
6)He bears all the financial responsibilities of the kids.
7)Babymama still gets to see him because he goes over to her place to see the kids and they all get to hang out together (he claims he wants to bond with the kids and babymama wont allow him to hang out alone with the kids unless she's there with them)

I would appreciate people's opinion on this. My friend is 27 years old. Dude is in his mid 30s.

chaplin:
please i did the apt test on 02/08/08. i gave a good account of myself. please what should i expect during oral interview. this goes to babyog. my email ohobi1@yahoo.com.

Are you now saying that they have started contacting those that wrote the test on 02/08/08? Please,can anyone else confirm this or deny this? Thanks.

Hello Ladies.

Please, i am urgently in need of the names/locations of shops in lagos state where i can purchase casual tops at affordable prices. I am in dire need of new clothes.

Please, am refering to shops that sell trendy clothes with affordable price tags.

Your prompt responses will be appreciated.

Thank you.

$$Rhino:
so u will be riding an infected privates till he propose, then, you will decide to make sure the privates is not over affected so that marriage cld be jolly jolly. Na wa oh

Did you miss the part where i stated that the couple must have been using condoms?  Did you care to read my previous post? Dont quote me out of context please.


Or are you trying to say that all the girls you've sticked in your life time you conducted hiv test on them before the deed?

@poster

In respond to your question on the right TIMING, i think its best after you propose to her (before announcing the engagement formally). Let her know that the proposal is still subject to medical confirmation. You dont have to tell your girl its HIV test she should do- just take her along with you to the doctor and tell the doc to take samples and conduct full medical check on the both of you. I am assuming that prior to this, the couple have been using condoms.

@topic

The best time is when the couple are ready to have unprotected sex and the guy has serious plans of walking down the aisle soon.

It is not only HIV that is important but a thorough medical check up including urine, blood, vaginal swab and excreta.

So many men have partially dead infections in their system .eg. Syphillis, staph, etc that were not fully treated and could lead to problems in child bearing.

Some ladies have stubborn yeast/toilet infections.

So the tests are very necessary so that treatment can be administered in full by a competent doctor and then they can proceed to the altar.

Did you guys select 'online test' has your preferred choice while filling the form?

I chose lagos (not online test) and i did not get invited for the online test. Any hope for people like me? Is there going to be a written test?

Lastly,in my own opinion,i feel online test are best done in a 'controlled environment'. It makes it fair to all candidates. The guiness online help desk should understand what i mean.

@jalo
Please help me. I also got a text from them but its incomplete. Mine ended with 'lagos by 10.30am. Please come with a passport photo , a valid id and this sms'. Please email me the other half of the text message that contains the venue . Thank you. God bless you.