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IanTempo:
This battle is a tie to me

Mvgt- Tie

Opener, flow and Punchlines - Joewendell
Closer, Metaphors and wordplays - Jangbajantis

AOC - Tie

If I was to use a tie breaker based on enjoyability I will tilt towards Joe. But it's not necessary so a TIE it is.

Joe got personals yo.

This battle is a tie to me

Mvgt- Tie

Opener, flow and Punchlines - Joewendell
Closer, Metaphors and wordplays - Jangbajantis

AOC - Tie

If I was to use a tie breaker based on enjoyability I will tilt towards Joe. But it's not necessary so a TIE it is.

Kay9ine:
Congrats IAN, we'll have a rematch next month and you'll put your tittle on the line

anytime you're ready to trade blows holla at me. respect to you dawg, you're a dope text rapper.

JoeWendell:
Battle Closed!!!!!!!!!!

IanTempo Wins, Congratulations champion, 3 Crowns milk on your head

well it was a great pleasure trading blows and punches with all those who participated in the tourney that I got to battle, it was fun and I enjoyed my self. thanks to the coordinatorz and voters. I'll try my best to be more active and participate in more battles in this section. for the culture

Jangbajantis:
Opener - IanTempo (Although, I ignored the intro, he had a better opener. The snake line is dope, but for better wording I think using "flaying" instead of changing would have made it perfect coz shedding skin doesn't change a snake)

• Rhymes - IanTempo easily (He's not perfect but he was better when compared. His lines will be easier to flow with in audio)

• Similes/ Metaphors - draw (Both ninjas did well)

• Punchlines - Tie (you may ask why but K9 dead body floating is equally aggressive coupled with the fact that it's also a personal)

• Personals - K9 easily

• Flow - IanTempo

• Wordplays - IanTempo (hanging deer did it for me, at least, that's the freshest of all. Bitcoin is good too but eye there and idea don't rhyme even if you use Nigerian intonation. Torn knee/tourney rhyme but I've seen it so many times but it doesn't work with wordplay. Surge in/surgeon, pupil, heir (fresh idea though) rare cord/record? No, that's forced)

• Closer - Draw (IanTempo had a better setup but the final punch didn't hit hard. K9 hit hard but that punch is old)

Based on quality and enjoyability, I would easily give my verd to IanTempo but since using criteria is a must I had to explain.

Winner - IanTempo!

flaying!!! that's the word I was looking for, I just didn't have time to prepare properly, thanks for your nice words of encouragement

joewendell I got 4 votes already, shouldn't you be closing this shit? And declare me as the winner?

hmmm

démolition de Kay9ine

intro:

joewendell had motives fixing this brawl on feb thirteenth, sunday
i'm a gun guy so
i'll let the clips caress him brutally, as soon as i let the thick _foreplay .
watch me put these heavy metals around kay9ines neck like a big dog chain

verse :

• fuucck!! why did you just step into hades Lair

my blades mad Stylish, they got a crazy flair

they'll off your skin. . . like snakes are changing here

. . .because your flesh don't matter to this archeologist's raging flare

i came to cut your bone straight like I'm slicing ladies hair


• i'm strong in the game. . . . . i stagger not

i hang the foe up the wall like a kitchen utensil or my grandma's pot

my brutish aggression will reach his kids . . . . i'll dagger all

leaving his heirs on the floor like he's in a barbers shop!


• canine is an animal. . . . and I'm ruthlessly incisive

he steal lyrics and raps the bitch has a criminal mindset

my fist will kiss his jaws. . . .my bars also caress his side cheeks

one punch will remove his teeth. . . . if he tries to bite me!


• fact is we all know this bitch is loosing here

this faggit ain't used to hoes, so he pussy scared

. . he prefers having balls between his legs like players getting nutmegs in footy wears

you always find him on top a diick like the pubic hair!!


• this thread was created to get him strangled here

i put his heart in a box like a stag in square

he's lost hope . . .getting suicidal in this atmosphere

i step in and tell him don't give up ,
encouraging the faggit nerd

by giving him a ROPE . . . . so he can hang in there!!!
(Hanging deer) (hart)


• wherever this puppy creep to , i'll leave him with a bleeding, torn knee

then put a block chain on his neck. . . . .
the rare cord keep him from doing something

i taught this animal trade like tutoring courses

the dog then went and bitcoins but he was just chewing money!!!

( crypto, blockchain, record, keeping, bit coins)

Kay9ine:
you checked in last, if you're ready you know what to do. Post and I will follow

I'm posting in 5 munites

Post after I do.

Cc; Joewendell, 5 munites

@joewendell these font size you're using is stressing my eyes.

are we doing this or what?

JoeWendell:
Your thread has been created and there are a few changes in rules since this is finals you're both expected to script 6 Bars each and the deadline is 8pm

CC:

Kay9ine
IanTempo

https://www.nairaland.com/6981078/kay9ine-vs-iantempo-tm-newbies

Att

check.

Intro: No time to script so I'm gonna murder him with a frees!!!


i'm here on a heavenly mission like a retriever from God

to take his children to heaven but I'm sinister of course

yesterday was sunday . . i may have murdered this criminal with slugs

the rounds from my warships lifted his soul up like a believer in church!!



you were warned you didn't listen. .you wanted this beef right?

now you're eating it. . hope you mixed it with stew and rice

had I known won't be your case. .because your death will come as double trouble to weak minds

my blades will split your brain in two . . When you get to hell you can think twice

TechnicalRex:
I got BlessedMarshal? I couldn't get any of these new names.

you got lucky to be here. . There's no spiritual meaning of course

blessed would've cooked you. . That's a physical cooking for sure

but you pussy scared

you tip toed your way outta her grasp. .like a Typical rookie for fück


you dodged Marshall faster than Criminals running away from cops!!


i know your heart broke during the earth quake blast

you should watch what you eat. .or suffer tooth ache fast

or maybe have a running tommy. .like taking ya belly to the race tracks

if you feel butterflies in your stomach it's because you ate Caterpillars for breakfast!



my shooting gears got doppelganger vibes that bled niggas

how do you expect a bell noise from a scene where I held triggers?

shits fascinating how he looks like a pussy and also a shell eater

cos this cat swallowed clips from my twin guns till he became a dead ringer!!!

Arranging my verse please gimme a second or two

I'm waiting on Rex

Check

the Red devil finally entered mason greenwood. i'm sorry but there is no coming back from this

disgusting behavior. he just ended his career, that girl must be going through the worst right now. some people even decided to add salt to her injury by insinuating she is at fault or something. some people are mad normally.

JigsawKillah:
Good job, Joewendell. However, it was too early to start quoting lines outside your verdict with the battle still on.

Opener: Ian
Rhymes: Ian
Mets: Ian
Punch: Ian
Puns: Water (Ian, what in heaven's name is beef eating price?)
Flow: Ian
Pers: Ian
Closer: Ian


Verdict: Ian

just a good dumb wordplay I guess.

Emaprince:
You guys really need to work on your rhymes.

Deep waters has the worst rhyming skill here. Some barely rhymed. Ian had some multis here and there.

Slaughter the dwarf
Water apart
Thunderous laugh.

Ian had a cleaner punch too...and the best flow.

No personals in any. Verses filled with mostly name plays.

I think y'all need to be reading old battles and old flow for rank verses from 2009 to 2015. It will sure help improve y'all writing skills.

MVGT Iantempo

thanks, i have been checking some battle of old.

Nice verse rex

Intro:
i hear say water no get enemy
but this is the end of his journey in the tourney
because i be water resistant, therefore him no go fit pass through me

Verse:

on this bout, i'll walk on water like jesus. . i'm not a sinner seeking light

some niggas called and said they wanted me to murder you. . .I gave them niggas a beef eating price

i'm like a 'chef' hired to kill. . .so i'll drop the trigger and use a kitchen knife

i quit my day job. . because in deep waters. i now found a bigger 'fish to fry!'
(befitting)


deep you know you stink. . you are from the smelliest gutter

i hold my breath whenever you spit or utter/ words it's nothing proper

i'll call in plumbers/. . . because the odour you exude comes from u taking too much shit in the toilet. . . water!!



Since he's water. . . i've brought a fishgig

i'll dip it in the head of the weakling

my knives are sharp enough to Slice through water and Kill him

I'll name my blades gold gold miners because of the way they dig deep!!


this bible punch is worth a thunderous laugh

i invaded his home just to slaughter the dwarf

i pinned a large beyblade in the deep.
then slice an ocean in half

call me moses because of the way i split water apart!!


nigga i heard you got a temper but are you a swordfish or a midget?

your raps are aggressive . . . never impressive. . . a weak shit to my sick verse

you display anger . . . i'll direct the heat from my torpedos to finish the weak queer

term his death as suicide. . . cos once water reaches boiling point. . .he'll vanish into thin air!!!

Okay posting inna minute

Deepwaters007:
that's more like it. my verse is already arrange once it's time post and I'll follow.

You checked in last

okay i will post before 9pm, maybe around 8:45 or 8:55 I should have properly arranged my bars before then.

Kay9ine:
Deepwaters about to walk easy easy, Ian is a bitch. He won't show up

u phoney bitch. u are mad

@joewendell, I've been busy but am arranging my verse now. I am not going to pull a no show.

100Barz:
Bullet Tooth Tony said "Never underestimate the Predictability of STUPIDITY~TRUE TALK
You not Hot even with the High HUMIDITY still you LOOK WARM(LUKEWARM).

I move with a controlling aura and a sick composure/ take a TNT to this niggas head, killing this nigga is a given devotion/ Move to a safe distance then BLOW 100BARZ up.. PRISON Explosion/

Check Check
Nice

fadal:
I'm on the grind 'til the police come
With that pistol on my side, boy, don't be dumb
Or, I let that semi twirl you, now you can follow the drip
'Cause one shot outta the clip'll jheri curl ya (Ooh)
Leave you sloppy like seconds, obey me like peasants
Or get opened up like presents, please
My young boys wildin' for respect
Slit your throat, have you smiling with your neck, say cheese
My dough's a bit longer, my flow is just slaughter (Yep!)
My wrist look like frozen Poland Spring water
So tell me boys, tell me boys, who you think you messin' with?
I get money out the ass, that's some expensive shit (Ill!)
Haven't you all heard? (What?) Y'all all herbs (Yup!)
I stick toothpicks (Where?) in y'all hors d'oeuvres
I'm a shark, y'all just koi fish
(What else?) Octopus (What else?) Oysters
Chump! I got my eye on your wifey now (Yeah!)
I have her lick me up (Up!) and then wipe me down (Down!)
She told me you's a nag, you's a bug (Damn!)
She told me I'm a blast, I'm a stud (Damn!)
She told me you be beastin', you be checkin' for the burns
So I gave her knee pads for the rug (Haha!)
It's Skull Gang from the chain to the lifestyle
You surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally

Sign up in the tourney Fadel. Battle for real

Henuell:
Moving caskets with dead demons n humans through the UNDERWORLD/
.
Well that jux makes me a certified Soul eating UNDERTAKER/

Before I Bar him to death in this Venue here/ I'll let him read the menu well/ for he claims to move demons.. for this sole reason I'm bringing Henu Hell!!/

Bitchiamjay:
If he likes let him force wordplay, the gee will lost/
I’ll stab his pupil then press charges against him, let us see in court/

I maim the glitch/ and Tame with whips/ But if this dumb gay nigga claims he's sleek/ I'll 'reshuffle' his 'name' to show 'Jay's Mai Bitch'!!

I'm in