liveLongNprospa:
How many chances did cr7 miss?

He score sotey he no con know which leg to take play shot.

Johnpaul88:
Against 19th placed Granada? Humour me more!

We've been playing badly. This is just heart-warming. If dem like make dem dey 29th place. .9-1 no be beans.

liveLongNprospa:

See cr7 still dey vex say e miss goal
Hehe niggaz wanna score double figures

After three long, terrible months. Now, this is REAL MADRID!!!

Why the fvck should they have a consolation goal?

JESUS is risen! Ronaldo is back from the dead!

Yahoo1:
well...we will see come next season...

Yeah .

groundnutoil:
but carvajal is very good what i think wud happen is dst alberloa is leaving dn carvajal and danilo wud have to fight for shirt probably wud be rotated as marcelo and contrao is

Yeah. You're right.

Yahoo1:
hv you watched him that much to know whether he is better?

Not really.

Yahoo1:
who would he replace?

Cavajal

mechanics:
dats rite, guy no try am o, ur pastor go react with anger.

Na that anger I wan see.

TheChosenOne1:
you forgot to add aboniki..

Aboniki?

Drill unnoticeable holes on the door of the bathroom. Whenever she's in, you can go and peep.

You can also go with your vaseline.

ObongOluomo:


Na so one pastor sef talk,he said as regards this election,God has forgiven Jona and he's going to win,for Apc,they can win many states as governors but not the seat of president..
Guess because he's an Aks man
Anyway sha,there is God and I'm not sure i will attend the church again sha.

Naso! That church doesn't deserve your offerings jorh. Change shaperly

ProfGday:

did u actually do dat? I guess not cos u wud be banned frm d church.
d truth b say majority of our god of men are arm-robbers

LOL

I'll gladly leave the church.

Danilo will bring good tidings!

Only Rev. Fr. Mbaka and Pastor Tunde Bakare said the right things. The rest of the "men of God' goofed.

My Pastor also prophesied that Jonathan will win. On Sunday, I'll quietly walk up to him and ask him, "How far na, Pastor? Wetin happen? ''

Has Barcanista changed his signature ?

davidstones:


This is the main problem with Africans. People should have the right to support whosoever they want. If everybody has been forced to support PDP, am sure you guys will be singing another tune. We must learn to respect other people's opinion. You chose to vote and support APC, others choose to vote and support PDP, what is wrong in that? Nigeria is what it is because we do not want to have respect for the opinion of others. All these people that all of you are dieing for, will go to the place to eat and wine while you stay here killing one another. Learn to have respect for other people's opinion. I know that is unnigerian.

I'd love to see the expression on your face, too.

The people's faces I'd love to see right now:

1. Patience Jonathan
2. David Oyedepo
3. Fani Kayode
4. Nuhu Ribadu
5. GEJ
6. Our own Barcanista. Shame go don hook am.

Shameless man. Kai!

Shame go catch the man wife for house.

irunoobo:


The man successfully scam GEJ

Jonathan was fooled by everyone. They all used him to make more money.

I pity Jonathan.

I wish I could see the expression on David Oyedepo's face.


He'll be like: But God, I opened the gates of hell on these people na. . .why are they now winning?


God be like: E concern you oh.

genesisjohn:
so what will happen to all this so called men of God who prophesied that GEJ will win?

On Sunday, they'll tell their gullible congregation what will soothe them, and then proceed to collect more tithes and offerings.

Gombe next!

Kai! The only problem We'll be having now is the useless noise PDP raaaaats will start making and court cases after our victory. We shall overcome.

[size=30]Jega wasn't certain about the time yesterday. Who remembers what he said?[/size]

Delta is still collating. They are trying to get 2.3 million votes out of 1.5 million accredited voters. This is Nigeria, nothing is impossible. After all, 16 is greater than 19.