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Politics / Re: Things Likely To Happen Between 31st March And 22nd April by Iaz93: 7:09am On Mar 31, 2015
. . .and you think APC will just stand at a corner and be looking? grin

If PDP likes, they should dig up anything and everything. Jonathan will still handover power on May 29th to GMB. We will not have an interim govt.

You think say na only PDP sabi plan problems? Calm down, smoke weed, and watch PDP go down in flames.
Politics / Re: GEJ Favoured The North, Yet They Hated Him by Iaz93: 10:43pm On Mar 30, 2015
babyosisi:


FYI I live in the USA and have done so the past 20 years
It won't cost me even one cone of ice cream whoever you elect
Na visit I dey visit una
The only people I have in Nigeria are my beloved parents and all it will cost are plane tickets and they are hear
Whatever you people get you take
Wont cost me sleep one bit
This is just absurd. grin

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Politics / Re: Jega To Announce Presidential Election Results: Part 2 by Iaz93: 10:09pm On Mar 30, 2015
babyosisi:


So you are the eediot responding since the post was addressed to eediots
Goods
Are you always this stu.pid?

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Politics / Re: Jega To Announce Presidential Election Results: Part 2 by Iaz93: 10:02pm On Mar 30, 2015
babyosisi:
[size=28pt]Let me hear any eediot complain about Nigeria being bad again after Buhari becomes you people's president[/size]
You got the savior you ordered
If I hear pim from any of you eh
If I hear fim
Na me and una

Madam, shut the hell up and face front.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Sweeps Sokoto.....the Nation by Iaz93: 7:37pm On Mar 30, 2015
mcfarlin:


so you sef support the change movement?
Yes oh!

Bro, we no dey see you for that side again. Wetin happen na?
Politics / Re: Buhari Sweeps Sokoto.....the Nation by Iaz93: 7:33pm On Mar 30, 2015
raumdeuter:


Difference between 18% and 25% ?

If they tell you that na 25% dey pass, Carry 18% go meet them say you pass

Olodo
I like this guy already. Your comments are really brightening me up after that Rivers State Bullshiit.
Politics / Re: Kaduna Presidential Election Result: Buhari Wins - The Nation by Iaz93: 5:40pm On Mar 30, 2015
Buhari is getting 1.2 million votes in Borno.

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Politics / Re: Kaduna Result: Buhari Beats Jonathan With Over 1.1m Votes - Leadership by Iaz93: 5:33pm On Mar 30, 2015
Beautiful! This one has covered that of Akwa Ibom. Waiting for Borno's result.

APC la hot!

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Politics / Re: Jega Live On NTA: INEC Stage Is Set For The Announcement Of Presidential Result by Iaz93: 2:45pm On Mar 30, 2015
Omoh! Dem don start
Politics / Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Is Trending On Twitter by Iaz93: 11:11am On Mar 30, 2015
#Babanowthatyouarethere, make sure ASUU never goes on strike again. Delay can be the worst thing to happen to students.

#Babanowthatyouarethere, whereever Allison Madueke runs to, make sure you look for her, find her, bring her home and make sure she vomits all our oil money.

#Babanowthatyouarethere, please restore our pride as a nation once again.

#Babanowthatyouarethere, pls, make sure you ban all poooorn sites. Vaseline dey finish for market ooooo.

#Babanowthatyouarethere, kindly look into Mama piss issue. Award her a scholarship to go and study English Lang.

#Babanowthatyouarethere, make sure 16 will never be greater than 19 again

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Politics / Re: Presidential Election Results For Lagos (updates) by Iaz93: 9:07am On Mar 30, 2015
Johnpaul88:
Yeahh bro. Very much together! So happy too! Dt's why I hala you. grin grin
Good man! God bless you, Bro. cheesy
Politics / Re: Presidential Results In Ekiti, Osun, Ogun, Oyo, Kano And Borno - Vanguard by Iaz93: 12:50am On Mar 30, 2015
Yihaaaaaa! Finally, change is here!

I saw Jonathan this morning and he was looking pale and sad. I heard he wants to contest for a seat in the Senate. Otuoke Central Senatorial District, maybe.
Politics / Re: Presidential Election Results For Lagos (updates) by Iaz93: 12:25am On Mar 30, 2015
Johnpaul88:

Sai Buhari, my brother!!!
Ahhh! We're together on this one. smiley I'm so happy.
Politics / Re: Presidential Election Results For Lagos (updates) by Iaz93: 9:30pm On Mar 29, 2015
PDP raaaaats are running temperature already. grin

Sai Baba! Victory in the air!

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Family / Re: Incredible! Read The Best Divorce Letter I Have Seen Exchanged By A Couple by Iaz93: 11:42am On Mar 29, 2015
Kai! The brother sef is a broke arsee. He had to borrow $50 to get the byatch a negligee. grin

Mehn! The woman is stewwped! grin

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Romance / Re: Guys, What Irks You Most In A Lady That Makes You Turn Her Down ? by Iaz93: 10:51am On Mar 29, 2015
I detest ladies who do not know how to ride. Like must you always lie down like a log of wood? undecided

Ladies that flash, Kai! Mighty turn off.

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Romance / Re: Please Read The Massage In The Image And Share Your View by Iaz93: 5:25pm On Mar 28, 2015
She's never heard of students who work whilst schooling? She should think of something doing that will provide her money. 25years and still a broke arsee. When she wan con make am? undecided

PS: Her Aunt's husband is an ediot!
Romance / Re: People Say I Look Like Nicki Minaj by Iaz93: 10:31pm On Mar 27, 2015
I'm praying for you, sis. I'm praying for you.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R35L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by Iaz93: 10:00pm On Mar 27, 2015
mcdreeezy:
Lol.... It's good that you're now seeing the possibility grin
Lol
Random thoughts.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R35L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by Iaz93: 9:58pm On Mar 27, 2015
So Rodriguez is back. Bale's position's gonna be threatened. Isco plays better football in that position. .he falls back also to defend. Bale doesn't.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R35L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by Iaz93: 1:10pm On Mar 27, 2015
Krasid:
I respect what Ancelotti has done for Madrid, but if he can't defeat Atletico in the UCL quarter final he should move on.I was shocked when i saw that Carlo has won just 3 league titles in 20 years, but now i know better.
Seems the man doesn't have the stamina to run a season and finish top. But he might stilll be able to do something different next season. As for the league, I think I have lost hope. Looking forward to CL success.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R35L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by Iaz93: 1:07pm On Mar 27, 2015
usbcable:
@ KRASID, Iaz93, KSSLIB, dhellake, livelongnprospa
SAW this post on MM;

RM vs ATM 2014/1015 season

1st two games- we lost spanish super cup.
2nd two games- we lost CDR
3rd two games- we lost control on league.
4th two games- If we lose, then we are obviously out of CL.

Tell me why Carlo should not be given the hairdryer treatment grin

We are in deep mess with this dude like seriously if he doesnt get past ATM in UCL.
He obviously wont do better next season as he seem unable to rotate intelligently grin

eYEBROW
The players have to put in a better effort. Our squad will be COMPLETE when we play them, so no excuses. But, if we go trophyless this season, I wouldn't call for his sack. I feel he should be given a second chance. I remain optimistic.
Business / Re: What Kind Of Small Trade Can A Student Start Up?? by Iaz93: 11:23am On Mar 26, 2015
jamalee:
Okay, these are the tips. First and foremost, you need to print an attractive fliers stating the services you render and include your contact information e.g phone number(s), email address, et al. If you want to win the heart of your potential clients/customers, give your business a name and have a logo for your business. Let your business name be sweet, easy to remember, and also stand out from the crowd. In short, build a brand image and a brand name for your business. Give your brand a simple phrase. For example, MTN has 'everywhere you go', glo has 'rule your world' etisalat has 'now you're talking', et al. Do you get my drift? For the car wash business, you are offering a mobile car wash because you will go to people's locations(homes, offices, parks, et al) to clean their cars. If you have the charisma, you can go ahead to wash tippers, man diesel, covered body trucks. You can also offer your services to car dealers in your area(if there's any) because car dealers always require the services of a mobile car wash to clean cars in their fleets so that it will be neat at all times to their potential clients/customers. You can even go ahead to have uniform for your business and have your brand name and image on it with your contact information. I am about to go to bed now. I will be sharing more tips tomorrow. Good night.
Nice tips.

We need more of you, please. Kindly drop more tips. smiley
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Engaged? (photo) by Iaz93: 6:32pm On Mar 25, 2015
yuzedo:
HEYYY DIS GIRL HAVE KII ME OOOOOO!!!! angry angry angry cry
FFFUUUUCK!!! grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R35L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by Iaz93: 6:23pm On Mar 25, 2015
Johnpaul88:
That manner of celebrating goal in Nou camp against Barca is highly provocative! I'll be ashamed if Messi celebrate like that against Madrid. If he gets a ban, I guess it'll be very deserving. grin grin
That's you. grin

I see nothing wrong in telling lousy fans to calm down. tongue
After all, na the same fans wey dey call am drunkard. grin

By and large, the way he celebrates is not my problem. Just play me ball, and score me goal. Finish! grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R35L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by Iaz93: 3:08pm On Mar 25, 2015
Krasid:
The guy is an olodo.He doesn't deserve to be liga president if he can be manipulated like this.He should suspend him for scoring goals.
The man sounded confused. grin After years of harmless gesticulations, na now you wan con ban am... Lol .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R35L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by Iaz93: 11:03am On Mar 25, 2015
Tebas wants to suspend Ronnie cause of the gestures he made after he scored on Sunday telling Barca fans to calm down. Lol

He should suspend him for 3 seasons na, not just three games. Ediot!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R35L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by Iaz93: 10:56am On Mar 25, 2015
Rodriguez is back!!! cool
Romance / Re: Do You Think We Are Done? Please Advice by Iaz93: 6:51am On Mar 24, 2015
This one is really confused. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R35L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by Iaz93: 3:29pm On Mar 23, 2015
barackohandso:


Comic relief grin lmao
grin grin April no too far na. . we shall see.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R35L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by Iaz93: 3:16pm On Mar 23, 2015
We'll BEAT Atletico and shame the unbelievers. Atletico knows nothing about us. We've only just been a bit foolish in previous matches with them. This time will be different.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R35L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by Iaz93: 3:07pm On Mar 23, 2015
eyoniggar:

b2b? You must be dreaming. Even with your team's fullest strength and form, una nor fit. You guys are going trophyless this season. Its stamped and done.
Shey na you stamp am? grin

Well, let's watch and see.

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