₦airaland Forum

Martin0:
aaaa what do u just say Nigeria whaaattt?

ToyinDipo:
So we came here to sell groundnut abi

LargeBreed:
hello. I like u. Can we talk?

daylyt:
Lol..
But you won't talk to anyone from NL offline abi?

daylyt:
Yup, I was...

daylyt:
I wasn't talking about that. Just wondering....

daylyt:
Ayam not understanding you..
Se you no go date guy ni

MrHenshaw:
l believe her submission made sense.

pocohantas:
LOL. How are you babe?

pocohantas:
I don't know why these girls are wasting their time on Twitter. Open a NL account, it's like a family here.

Step 1
...Post in pristine language.
...Don't be rude like me, be very polite. Ignore insults or reply them with God bless you, lol, thanks...etc.
...Never be caught dead saying men and women are equal.
...Come off as a long-suffering babe.
...Don't be too religious or uptight.
...Don't do male bashing, men are the best thing to happen to women.
...Open threads advising ladies to be less materialistic, respectful and submissive.

Do this for three months. When you start getting suitors,
...Go through his posts to understand his person.
...Respond politely, be open and keep the conversation going.
...don't be quick to donate that thing.

You can handle it from here.

2. Go to a male dominated section, sports, games, investment, autos, pets... just comment sensibly and every other shall be added on to you.

3. Observe a guy you like, check his post to see if he has ever commented about bae, if not... send him a PM.

Byebye

Desyner:
That's a serious nation that knows the value of passing a strong message with justice.
In Nigeria you can't sentence even the President of tomato sellers' association to jail.

pocohantas:
Na that 'never never' I like... I don't even want him to be attracted, he should look at me as a sister ni.

thesuave10:
Definitely. How you been all these months?

zicoraads:
Fear North The only guy I see who always come for this sorta comment is KinginVahala. And he is my boy

You is safe

thesuave10:
Ibbkaye .my yoruba Londoner Lol nothing is incriminating? I'm guessing naked boobs in a perfect background or naked boobs without pimples. Pimples can be very incriminating you know

Piiko:
you should drive in Lagos to make u near perfect, its saner here light traffic good road networks

Piiko:
can u drive? I can but I still have a phobia for speed

zicoraads:
Really? You can drive like the Edo peoples of Nigeria. There is nothing safer than that

Mindfulness:
It's an oligarchy and kleptocracy.

pocohantas:
but I like to receive

Bitchiamjay:
When last did you take your pills mama?



#YOLO

daylyt:
How are you na?

Piiko:
hey big head